I Can’t Be a Sword God

　　 Say that it was a stormy night six months ago...

　　Wang Longqi went to the brothel in Hangzhou to attend a gathering of fox friends and dog friends. He rode home only in the middle of the night. On the way, there was a sudden storm, and there happened to be a pavilion ahead, so he went in to shelter from the rain.

　　Who knows that there is a young girl living alone in that building, who is beautiful and charming.

　　 This girl is beautiful and enthusiastic, not only invited him into the house to bathe and change clothes, but also asked him to drink sugar water.

　　 Wang Longqi had just played in the brothel at that time, just like a saint, without any evil thoughts in his heart.

　　 But as soon as he entered the girl's bedroom, he seemed to have lost his soul, and somehow he had a game with the girl.

　　 When he woke up again, he found himself sleeping beside a deserted grave.

　　 He was so scared that his face turned pale, and he clearly remembered that the girl told him to marry her at this hour tomorrow.

　　 Rumors of ghost brides arose in Yuhang Town in those few days. It was said that ghost brides specially fascinated the young man to go to her grave, and after the rain with her, she had to marry her, otherwise she would come to the door and kill the other party's family.

　　 But how can a living person marry a dead person?

　　 The dead cannot be resurrected, so the living can only be allowed to die.

　　 Nowadays, two or three middle-aged men have died bizarrely, and the yamen are also investigating this trick. Wang Longqi thought that he must have run into a ghost bride, so he hurried to find Chow Tai Fook.

　　 Chow Tai Fook brought him to see Li Chu.

　　 The next night, Li Chu went to the grave of the ghost bride with him.

　　 The ghost bride really appeared, wearing a phoenix crown and a hail, riding in a rat-serving car, dressed as a bride, and wandering over.

　　 The moment she landed, she looked at Wang Longqi, then at Li Chu, and then...

　　 said to Li Chu without hesitation: "You finally come to marry me!"

　　Wang Long Qiyi didn't know whether it was happiness or worry.

　　The story ended with Li Chu's ruthless sword.

　　……

　　 Wang Longqi thus made friends with Li Chu.

　　Although I don't see much in person, in his heart, Li Chu saved his life and is definitely his lifelong friend.

　　In Li Chu's heart, Wang Longqi donated a large amount of incense to De Yunguan, and he is definitely his good friend...

　　 This good friend, on such a rainy day, hurriedly came to Guanli.

　　Wang Longqi knows Li Chu's character, so he doesn't talk too much nonsense.

　　 He opened the door and said: "I came to you this time because I like a girl recently..."

　　 Li Chu asked subconsciously: "Is it a human or a ghost?"

　　 "Of course it's a human!" Wang Longqi fluttered reflexively, angrily: "I have always liked people, with ghosts... that time was an accident!"

　　 As he talked, he also felt that his reaction was a bit big, and he smiled embarrassedly, then sat back, and said grievously: "You don't know what life I have spent the past six months."

　　 It is true that he cannot be blamed for being so sensitive. After he slept with the ghost bride last time, his yang energy was completely restored after being raised at home for a month.

　　 was originally full of joy to come back out of the arena.

　　 But when he went out to play again, he realized that he didn't know how the incident was spread.

　　 Whenever you go out, someone behind you must be pointing.

　　 The life and death acquaintance... Necromancer... Hupengou friends make fun of themselves with these nicknames.

　　 The most desperate thing is that he found that the girls in the brothel began to despise him!

　　 For this reason, he even eavesdropped on the whispers of a celebrity and an old man in Chunman Lou...

　　 "That thing was used by a ghost, isn't it unlucky?"

　　 "Sure, people eat the things that ghosts have eaten. Wouldn't it be the same as eating the tribute to the grave? How could it be better?"

　　 "Huh-don't talk about it, I'm panicking. Whoever loves to go, I don't do his business."

　　 "It's a pity that a rich young master, how could the ghost be ruined. Alas, this unclean man, who will dare to ask for it in the future?"

　　 "Hmph, flies don't bite the seamless eggs, it must be his tricky dressing up in the middle of the night, and will be targeted by the female ghost!"

　　 Hearing these words, Young Master Wang Qi was trembling with anger, and his whole body was cold in sweat and his hands and feet were cold on a hot day, and tears flowed down unsuspectingly.

　　……

　　 "Do you think this world can be better?" After many days, he couldn't help but tears in his eyes when he recalled.

　　 grievance.

　　 Li Chu nodded when he heard a lot of complaints from him, and then looked at him calmly.

　　 Wang Longqi's eyes widened and moist, and said angrily: "Are you not sympathetic to me? I haven't touched a woman for half a year!"

　　 Li Chu nodded, and then continued to look at him calmly.

　　Wang Longqi wanted to say something more, but looking at Li Chu's handsome face, it seemed that the words "eighteen years" were written on it...

　　 Grief and anger gradually disappeared.

"You are a violent thing. If I look like you, those brothel girls will definitely not dislike it." Wang Longqi muttered, paused, and whispered: "It is estimated that the female ghost will be sleeping together. Row……"

　　 Li Chu expressionlessly said: "You should say what you are here for."

　　 "Oh, I almost forgot." Wang Longqi had a rare opportunity to confide in his heart, so he was too involved for a while.

　　 He retracted his thoughts and started preaching again: "I am not forced to quit the rivers and lakes. Thinking about it carefully, this young master has had enough of these years, and it is time to find an honest girl to get married."

"But it's easy to play, and getting married is not that simple. My Wang family is one of the best in Yuhang Town anyway. The wife I want to marry must be from a scholarly family, virtuous, virtuous, virtuous, loyal, filial and loyal. That's fine."

　　 "I searched and searched, searched and searched, eh, I really met one the day before yesterday."

　　 Mentioning this, Wang Longqi's eyes regained their radiance.

　　 "I was shocked at the first sight of her. Her origin, appearance, conversation, and temperament are all perfection I have never seen before. At that time, I made up my mind that she will not marry in this life!"

　　 "But!"

　　 "Hate that Zhao Liangcai, he insisted on arranging a cross, he actually caught this girl too!"

　　 "He doesn't take dog **** to take pictures of his own virtues, and he dares to **** it from this young master!"

　　 "He used to do this in Chunmanlou. In Hangzhou City, I also let him, that time..."

　　Wang Long Qiyue said more and more angry.

　　 Zhao Liang is no one else, he is also the young master of the Zhao family, a big family in Yuhang Town.

　　 The reason why Wang Longqi just said that the Wang family is one of the best, rather than one of the best, is because of the existence of the Zhao family.

　　Wang family counts one, Zhao family counts two. The Zhao family is number one, and the Wang family is number two.

　　He digressed here to count the grievances between the two.

　　 Li Chu bored his hand into his sleeve. UU reading www.uukanshu.cOM

Upon seeing this, Wang Longqi hurriedly sat upright and continued preaching: "In the morning, I ran into his enemy on Luchao, and he ran into each other. He actually mentioned me again about being confused by ghosts. I didn't slap someone in the face, and I didn't swear someone! That guy is really hateful! I almost fought him, if it wasn't for someone to stop him, hehe, maybe his family is starting to sue him now. Don’t think I’m bragging, back then..."

　　 Li Chu frowned impatiently.

　　 "We both booked a gambling appointment in angrily!" Wang Longqi hurried back to the topic again.

"Isn’t there a ghost building in the Liu’s archway? His family has wrapped up the land, and the ghost building has been there forever. He bet me that we both will go to the ghost building for one night and see who Able to retreat all over."

　　 "If anyone dares or is afraid to run away, even if they lose, they will not be allowed to **** any girls from the other party in the future, and if they see it on the road, they will have to retreat!"

　　 "It was he who persuaded me later. It was not me who persuaded me first, so I added another condition. Both of us can bring a person in together. I naturally thought of you first."

　　 "Li Chu, are we friends?" Wang Longqi held Li Chu's sleeves: "Now only you can help me!"

　　 Li Chu calmly pulled out his sleeves.

　　Liu’s Ghost House...

　　 As a person from Yuhang Town, of course he has heard of this famous place. Unexpectedly, these two rich second generations would go there to die.

　　 I feel a little troublesome.

　　 Wang Longqi looked at him with a hesitant expression, and immediately said: "You help me this time, I will renovate the entire Deyun Temple for you, and double the size of the Taoist Temple."

　　 Li Chu raised his head and said slowly: "It's not about money...we are friends."