I Can’t Be a Sword God

　　 Tomorrow noon, it will be on the shelves for the first time in my life.

　　I wrote a testimonial for the first time, and I plan to write more. If you are too lazy to watch, you can drag it directly to the back to see the update schedule.

　　 At the beginning, I was a little imaginary, after all, I had never written about this before. Later, I heard that the testimonials on the shelves were meant to sell miserably.

I laughed.

　　 miserable, if I can sell it for ten yuan a catty, then I will become a millionaire tomorrow.

　　 (Who can be worse than me.jpg)

　　The worst place for me now lies in a very real problem.

　　First, I don’t like to withdraw money. Second, I especially need money now...

　　……

　　The opportunity to write this book was that two months ago, I quarreled with the stupid X manager of the department, and I quit on the spot. The leaders and colleagues persuaded me that she was about to retire, and Renren passed.

　　 But I’m right. Let me spend a few months with Silly X. I don’t think it is necessary.

After 　　, I didn't rush to find a job, and opened this novel in idle time.

　　 At the time, I was watching "I'm a Monk in Tokyo" and "The Great Doctor Ling Ran", and I have always liked Immortal Sword. I think the story of the Sword God Shilipo is very interesting, but it seems that no novel has written this story well.

　　 So, stitch it up, and an invincible, handsome, and a little stunned protagonist was born in Shilipo.

　　……

　　 I have also written a few openings before, basically at about three to fifty thousand words, and I cut them all.

　　 Because there is a serious contradiction in me.

　　 As a reader, I am veteran and critical. I can't see the second page of most of the online articles at this stage, so I just abandon the book.

　　 But as an author, I am naive and jerky...

　　 This has led to the fact that whenever I read something I wrote, I feel that it is appropriate, appropriate, rubbish, and rubbish.

　　 This serious difference between aesthetic ability and creative ability has always troubled me.

　　 Why didn’t this book cut?

　　 I really want to thank my editor, Duchen Da, who started recommending 20,000 characters, and gave them more than 200,000 characters all the way, without interruption.

sincere gratitude.

　　 If I cut a recommendation in the middle, I went straight to find a class.

　　 Of course, I am most grateful to the readers who have been following up, voting, commenting, and supporting you. You are the root cause of my persistence.

　　 You have given me a lot of confidence.

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　　【Key paragraphs】

　　 During this period, it may be due to irregular work and eating.

　　 I have all suffered from pharyngitis and gastritis.

　　 kept coughing, and then when I coughed, my stomach ache and torment.

　　 ran to the hospital several times, but they were all chronically ill, and the improvement did not happen quickly.

　　 Coupled with no income, people are a little anxious, and their insomnia is getting worse.

　　 It often takes dawn to fall asleep.

　　 In order to maintain a stable update during the recommended period, I am in Shanghai and have not moved. The rent, water, electricity, clothing and food... The minimum consumption of one month is very scary...

　　 When I typed this word, my hands were trembling, because I suddenly thought that I could not pay the rent for the next month.

but.

　　 In this state, I have always insisted on using a full state to spread love (huang) and music (se) between the lines.

　　The touched brothers put the touch on the public screen.

　　……

　　 Two months, two full months, don’t you know how I came here in these two months? !

　　 Finally, wait till today.

　　 It will be on the shelves tomorrow at 12 noon. There may be five chapters directly, or it may be three chapters first and then two chapters, depending on the situation.

　　 Then there was the issue of adding more changes, which I thought carefully about.

　　 Now there are more than 30,000 books in the collection. According to the rules of the rivers and lakes 20:1, I want a first order of 600,000 yuan, right?

　　 (just kidding, crossed out)

　　 Let me set two lines, which can be regarded as my real psychological expectation.

　　 One is the bottom line.

　　 Let's set the first order of 1000, as long as it is higher than this number, I can stably change 6000-8000 words three times a day for a period of time.

　　 To tell the truth, this is already a power generation for love, no matter how low, I really have to find a class... continue to collect a hundred silly X ways of leadership...

　　 One is to add more lines.

　　 Let's order 3000 for the first time, because the follow-up data given by the editor is pretty good, so I dare to set a higher level.

　　 to 3000 plus one shift, more than this number, every time it exceeds 100, one more shift.

　　 It may be a bit difficult for newcomers to order boutiques for the first time, but...at my speed, it is also difficult to add more...

　　 It's fair to think about it this way, isn't it?

(Yes!)

　　Yes, there are also rewards, lord and so on... I didn't think there would be any. If there is, add one more.

　　……

　　 Let’s talk about piracy.

　　 Actually, I don't have that much contempt for piracy in my heart.

　　Because our generation grew up watching piracy. Since I was in elementary school, I've been in that kind of book rental shop.

　　 At first, I watched Jin Gu Liang Wen, and then I saw the 800-page web text, and it suddenly felt so magical.

　　 I still remember that five yuan can be rented for a week, and a ten yuan deposit is paid. At the time, I didn’t know that this was called web text, it was called "big book".

　　 Later, I got a mobile phone and started downloading txt "e-books". Until high school, I didn't know what ~www.ltnovel.com~ was.

　　 When I was most obsessed, I remembered that I was just in junior high school, and I was watching "Zhu Xian" at that time.

　　 is not just a review before the exam, I was in the middle of the exam, I finished answering the paper, and started to read it.

　　Although the invigilator didn’t find out, but I was told by my next door teacher...

　　The head teacher took me to the door of the class and trained for a long time like sb.

　　 As a result, I got the first place in the class when I got the test results.

　　 is also the first time I have experienced the fun of "pretending to be slapped in the face" in reality.

　　 digress. (I did it on purpose)

　　 Anyway, in fact, I also know that the habit of piracy and authenticity are deeply ingrained and will not change because of what I say.

　　 But.

　　 Back to the opening sentence...

　　 I really need support now...

Bros……

　　 My book really has to be read in the original chapter to be interesting. Until now, the stalks I buried in the previous article are still being discovered by readers.

　　If you can, at least make a first order. Or if you look at the piracy, you are happy to write a little praise in the book review area, and give a reward of 50 yuan.

　　 Get together, I can also eat more instant noodles and intestines.

　　 When the stomach is full, the brain is flexible.

　　 is a bit exaggerated, but it is true in reality.

　　……

　　 Tomorrow’s results are true, true, very important, and important.

　　……

　　 Finally, let’s talk about ideals.

In fact, interested readers should be able to find that I have always disliked using a routine and rhythm to write. Since the book has more than 30 chapters, I have been trying a new way of writing, trying to write a big climax with the intersection of several lines... It just failed.

　　 One is my lack of abilities, I can't come up with a perfect plot in a hasty time, and the other is the shortcomings of the invincible stream itself.

　　 From about sixty to seventy chapters, I changed my mind again. Perhaps the most suitable model for this book is simple, short, flat, and fast.

　　 uses a shorter plot and a faster pace to tell some exquisite and interesting stories, making it look like a sitcom. The rhythm for people is relaxed, joyful, plus a touch of positive energy.

　　 This is what I want now.

　　 Of course, at the end of each volume, these story lines must be intersected, and the ending together is perfect. Previously in the first volume, I did not collect too much, after the new chapter, I promise to do better.

　　 The plot will also be more elaborately crafted (after all, the money is collected~www.ltnovel.com~ My advantage may lie in the stubbornness, driving, and baggage between the lines, but I know very well that these are condiments.

　　 The real key ingredient is the story after all.

　　 High-end cooking can often use the most common ingredients... (cross out!)

　　 I will work harder, to scan the rankings, to read other people’s stories, to learn the rhythm and structure... to keep improving.

　　As a person who despises his own words all the time, you really don’t have to worry about my old routines and bad stalks all the time...

　　Because I can't accept it first.

　　 I am ashamed to say, in fact, I haven't read a net article for several years before, and I can't find one that I like too much.

　　Because I think a good author must have both good writing and spirituality in the story. For example, butterfly blue, two sleeps in three days, tricky, angry banana...

　　 also list my favorite Jiangnan separately...

　　 But the author I like often faces a strange problem...

　　 So I can only hope that one day, I can become one of them, a writer that I can recognize. (But not pigeon)

　　……

　　 To sum up, it is just one sentence, the latter part of this book is definitely more exciting than the previous one.

　　 As long as you like this book, you are my good friend.

　　 As long as you spend money on this book, you are my good brother.

　　 If you have ever had a little bit of happiness from this book, and you want to give back a little bit of happiness to the poor author.

　　 Tomorrow noon, it's time!

　　嘤. Huh. Huh.

　　……

　　 (Inadvertently, there are more testimonials written on the shelves than the main text, or is this one more?)