I Can’t Be Sword God



124 He’s good at killing your father

This was the scene Li Xinyi saw when he arrived at the county office of renjia town.

A group of bare-chested strong men seemed to have been injected with chicken blood as they swung their fists and kicked their feet in the courtyard of the county office.

Xie Ruilin was in the middle of the group, shouting from time to time.

“Use more strength!”

“Very good!”

“Very energetic!”

They were bathed in the evening sunlight, their muscles bulging and shining with a golden light. The sweat they shed was like golden particles. Occasionally, they would collide with each other and make a powerful clattering sound.

The whole picture was filled with a philosophical aura.

She could not help but think to herself, no wonder the renjia town has always been plagued by zombies.

The people here are too impatient.

Xie Ruilin was watching the constables drill, and was in the middle of his excitement. Suddenly, he saw a beautiful girl standing at the side, and he quickly stopped the crowd.

“Stop! Everyone stop! Put on your clothes! Look at you guys, what kind of people are you!”

While great Constable Xie shouted, he was the first to put on his clothes and belt and went over.

“Young lady, is there something you need?”

Li Xinyi was speechless for a while. Then, he took out the token of Chaotian que.

“I am Li Xin Yi, a black-robed guard of the heavenly Palace. I have been ordered to eliminate the zombies.”

“Oh, it’s the Shangguan of Chaotian que.”

Xie Ruilin was more experienced in receiving Chaotian que than Zhou Dafu, but he was still very respectful. He quickly ordered everyone to line up and welcome him.

Li Xinyi quickly waved his hand. there’s no need to be so troublesome. Let’s not disturb everyone’s routine practice.

“No, I didn’t,” Xie Ruilin was a little embarrassed and quickly explained, ” “It’s because a little Daoist priest came today and blessed us with a Buddhist technique. We feel that we’re as strong as dragons and tigers, so we want to practice it. We don’t usually do this.”

Li Xin Yi looked at him strangely.

The Dharma that was blessed by a Daoist priest’s Kasaya?

At this moment, Li Chu had just finished tidying up his room at the county office and returned.

“Little Daoist li, this is Miss Li from Chaotian court,” Xie Ruilin quickly called out.

Li Chu saw a familiar face and smiled. long time no see.

Li Xinyi also smiled like a flower,”it’s been a long time indeed, Huahua.”

The last time Li Chu had seen her was to report the situation with the mutated demon sect. After that, Yuhang Town had been peaceful, and she had not seen the little Daoist since.

Xie Ruilin looked at her expression, and then at Li Chu’s face, and his expression suddenly changed. Miss Li, you know little priest li? ”

The two of them said at the same time, ”

“Little Daoist priest li saved my life a few times.”

“I’ve received quite a bit of money from Miss Li.”

Li Xinyi glanced at Li Chu and pouted.

it’ll be much easier for you two to work together, ” Xie Ruilin chuckled. I was worried that you two wouldn’t be able to deal with each other.

He was truly worried about this. If chaoque didn’t have enough manpower and asked for help, then it would be easy to explain. However, after the local authorities had reported to Chaotian que, it would be easy to cause displeasure on both sides if they invited someone else.

Fortunately, the two of them were familiar with each other, which saved him a lot of trouble.

Li Xinyi also nodded. This was the truth.

If he cooperated with Li Chu, all he needed to do was to shout ‘six six six’ a little louder.

It’s indeed very convenient, Yingluo.

Moreover, the zombies in the renjia town caused trouble every year, so it was not a big deal in the eyes of Chaotian que.

It was nothing more than flying zombies or jumping zombies. Sending a deity realm black clothed guard over was more than enough to deal with these.

For example, the ghost general Qing Jia that Li Chu had accidentally killed with a casual swing of his sword was a peak existence among the flying zombies.

He had cultivated for a few hundred years and was well-versed in arcane arts, so he could easily fight against an ordinary immortal state cultivator.

If it was an ordinary flying zombie that had just turned into a corpse, it would have no chance of winning against a divine unity realm cultivator who had many magical powers and magic treasures.

There was no need to mention the jumping corpse.

This time, the Ren family’s old master was a jumping zombie, so Chaotian que did not pay much attention to him.

Thus, he picked a rookie from the black-robed guard.

……

“Every year, the Chaotian Palace will send an elite to deal with the Ren family gathering.”

Li Xin Yi said as he strolled with Li Chu in the town.

“Recently, it seems that the hang Zhou Prefecture is not very peaceful. A big demon has appeared, and the higher-ups have called back most of their manpower to the prefecture. Those who are still out on business are the cream of the crop of the Kongtong Sect. ”

“Oh? A great demon has appeared?” Li Chu was curious.

“That’s right. I heard that it’s an ancestral demon that has existed since the creation of the world. Although a demon of that level would not usually harm people, no matter what it does, a little bit of its aftermath could cause a disaster in the hang Zhou Prefecture, so we must be on guard.” Li Xinyi said.

“Yes.” Li Chu nodded.

He thought of the Huai ancestor of the righteous Academy. Any avatar he left behind could last for more than 800 years, and it was very powerful.

A great demon of that level was indeed terrifying.

After walking for a short distance, they arrived at the Ren family’s mansion.

In many places, it was said that zombies would first suck the blood of their loved ones, but this saying was actually not accurate.

It was because there were the most zombies at the level of living corpses and jumping zombies. These zombies had not yet developed intelligence, and their activities followed the habits of their previous lives.

It would subconsciously walk on the path it had taken when it was alive, and would often return to places it was familiar with.

This place was often its home.

If he went home, he would naturally hurt his blood.

The two bailiffs who were injured earlier also knew this common sense, so they patrolled around the Ren family’s mansion.

He had thought that the zombies wouldn’t come out in broad daylight, but who knew that the Ren family’s old master was hiding in a shed on a small path around the Ren residence.

A Constable sneaked in to pee and happened to bump into old master Ren.

After it injured the people, it was forced to retreat by the crowd and jumped in the direction of Yin dang mountain. The jumping zombie was already as strong as an ox, and it could jump like a fly. Even the mortals couldn’t stop it in the open, so they could only let it go.

However, it would most likely return at night.

The Ren family was naturally very welcoming of the arrival of the two xiuzhe. Even though they had invited xiuzhe to guard their homes, but the family offerings of these small towns were naturally not enough when compared to the disciples of Chaotian que.

In terms of reputation, outside of Yuhang Town, Li Chu was not as intimidating as Li Xinyi. This was the advantage of being a powerful force.

However, the consecrator of the Ren family still insisted that he should try to deal with the zombie first since he had made a lot of preparations.

Li Chu and Li Xinyi also agreed.

After all, they had come here once and left. This consecrator would always be here to beg for food, so it was not a big deal to let him show his skills.

The Ren family’s residence was not a traditional attic building, but rather similar to a tube-shaped building.

The family lived in a circle around the building, and there was actually a space similar to an urn at the entrance of the building.

In case a zombie barged in, as long as the first and second gates were put down, it could be trapped inside. At a glance, it was clear that the zombie had accumulated rich experience from hundreds of years of struggle.

It was just that he was going to use it on his own family today.

Soon, the sky turned dark.

The members of the Ren family huddled in the building and watched in fear through the window.

For a person to be able to sleep on such a night, he must have had a lot of thoughts.

Li Chu was sitting on an empty spot, as if he was meditating with his eyes closed. In reality, he had already spread his mind’s eye technique across the entire renjia town.

The Guardian of the Ren family was still introducing the gate-guarding formation to old master Ren’s son, old master Ren.

“Old master Ren, you won’t be worried at all after hearing the battle array I prepared. I’ve placed 12 golden energy talismans on the second gate. When old master Ren rushes over and touches this, it’ll be equivalent to being attacked by the 12 spirit officials. In addition to the giant stone gate that weighed thousands of pounds blocking the road, it definitely couldn’t push it open. What would it do? It’s going to turn back.”

“But at this time, the first gate will also fall. Hehe, I’ve put 20 fire sect’s yin-dispelling talismans on it to counter zombies! At this time, there would be ten barrels of kerosene falling from the sky! Coupled with the power of the fire sect’s talismans, the heavenly lightning and earthly fire started to burn.”

“I’ll make sure that your father’s corpse won’t be left! Hahaha!”

“……”

After hearing this, old master Ren didn’t say a word. He just snorted and left with a flick of his sleeves.

“Eh?”

The Minister of offerings scratched his head. Why did old master Ren look so unhappy?

At this moment, Li Chu’s eyes opened. he’s here.

His voice was not loud, but it made everyone upstairs and downstairs tremble.

A moment later, he was stunned.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Heavy footsteps could be heard. It was the sound of the jumping corpse moving forward.

Jumping stiffness was indeed the stiffness of both hands and feet, but if one thought that they were not flexible, then they were wrong.

After becoming a jumping zombie, a Zombie’s body would not only be as hard as a bull’s, but its agility would also increase greatly. It could jump thirty to fifty feet with a single step and could jump continuously. When facing a jumping zombie, an ordinary person would have no room to escape!

“It’s coming, it’s coming, get ready to pull the plug!” The consecrator shouted.

Bang!

With the sound of heavy footsteps, old master Ren’s figure appeared.

It was wearing the robe it wore before its death. The brocade was already torn and tattered, and its skin was rotten and dark. It was completely impossible to tell what it looked like before it was born.

At this moment, even his most beloved children and grandchildren did not dare to look at it.

Bang!

With another step, it jumped between the two gates!

“Pull the switch!” The consecrator shouted, and the servants above Cut the Rope.

Boom-bang!

With the sound of a huge rock falling to the ground, the second gate inside fell.

At the same time, the first gate in front of them fell heavily. It had to be done at the same time, otherwise, the extremely fast jumping zombie would be able to escape.

Two explosions were heard from inside, and the zombie let out a loud roar.

When the Ren family helper heard this cry, he happily pulled old master Ren. haha, your father fell into my trap. He’s been beaten silly by me!

Next, the kerosene was poured over the Barbican.

With a boom, the flames rose up, and flames seeped through the cracks!

“Your father is being burned inside! Your father is being burned inside!” Seeing that the plan was going smoothly, the Ren family helper was overjoyed. did you hear how miserably it cried? ”

Old master Ren’s lips trembled. He pointed at him and did not say a word for a long time.

He didn’t know where to start cursing Xuanji.

The fire burned for a long time, but the screams inside were still endless.

“Hiss.” The Ren family helper couldn’t help but Mutter, ” why isn’t your father dead yet, Zhenzhen? ”

“Hmph!” Old master Ren finally flicked his sleeves and said angrily, ” “If there’s a mistake in this matter, don’t even think about getting a single cent!”

At this moment, they heard a bang!

The second gate near the building was hit hard! It actually shook a little.

“What’s going on? If it was a jumping centipede, it definitely wouldn’t have this much strength!” Li Xin Yi was also shocked.

Li Chu had been observing the situation inside with his heart’s eye. He said, ” “Its bones have become stronger.”

Bang!

Another heavy blow.

Bang!

As everyone in the Ren family trembled in fear, the giant stone gate that weighed over a thousand Jin was actually shattered!

A black shadow that had been burnt black and rotten but was getting brighter and brighter suddenly shot out!

Oh my God … the Ren Family Guardian fell to the ground in shock. your father has become a flying zombie!

Not only did old master Ren not die from the intense fire just now, but he even advanced into a flying zombie!

This was beyond everyone’s expectations!

The flying zombie already had intelligence. Even if it had just been awakened, it still remembered the person outside who had been looking forward to its death!

Just as it was about to fly towards the consecrator …

Li Chu stood up, unsheathed his sword, and slashed down.

Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

A Scarlet Dragon tore through the sky, and with Li Chu’s prediction, it landed on the flying Zombie’s body.

There was a loud bang.

The huge flying zombie, which had not died from being burned by countless raging flames, actually disappeared into thin air.

The Ren family’s worshipper had thought that he was going to die for a moment. Now that he had suddenly escaped with his life, he was a little dumbfounded.

He looked at Li Chu in a daze and then looked at old master Ren who was also scared out of his wits. He muttered, ” “This little Daoist is good at killing your father.”

At that moment, the fear of the Ren family members who were peeking from the top of the building had just reached its peak-

Then, it suddenly disappeared.

At this moment, he actually felt a little empty in his heart.

Something seemed to be missing.

Li Xinyi was used to this. She gave a perfunctory applause to show her support.

This was how Li Chu exorcised evil spirits.

It was simple, unpretentious, and boring.

Old master Ren got up from the ground and looked at Li Chu with a trembling body. “Little Daoist priest li, it’s over?”

He was also in disbelief.

Li Chu shook his head.

“No, it’s not over yet.”