I Can’t Be Sword God



412 I’m also a big suspect!

In Yaowang town.

A few wisps of green smoke rose and gradually gathered to form a clear figure. His clothes fluttered in the wind, and he looked like a celestial being.

The two heads squeezed to the front of the incense burner, as if they were fighting to kowtow.

The figure was Yu Qi ‘an, the Abbey Dean of deyun Abbey, whom he had not seen for a long time.

The two people who were fighting to offer incense to Yu Qi ‘an were his good grand-disciple du Lanke and his good friend Wang longqi.

“What’s wrong?” “It’s obvious that he only remembered me when something happened. He doesn’t usually burn incense and only hugs my feet at the last minute,” the old Daoist said leisurely.

“Yi Yi Yi,” Wang longqi seemed to have thought of some unsightly scene and said quickly, ” “Look at the time, let’s not talk about these heavy-tasting things.”

“What are you thinking, kid?” The old Daoist snapped.

“If it was the gentle miss que ‘er or miss zuiyue of the peach Valley Pavilion, it would be more appropriate for me to hug my feet.” Wang longqi replied,”at the very least, it’ll be as beautiful as the girl from the spring full house. Temple head Yu, you’re injured.”

“Look at your naive appearance, you think you’re a beauty with just a few ordinary cosmetics?” The old Daoist shook his head and sneered. if you’ve seen Mystic Moon Pavilion’s fairy Ming Qin or white jade city’s Qianqian …

“Don’t let your hair down, you two.” let’s talk business first, ” duranke begged. ”

Otherwise, with his understanding of these two old farts, he would definitely be able to follow these girls all the way to the origin of human pedophile.

“You guys also know that we have to talk about serious matters.” The old Daoist rolled his eyes at the two of them.

“It’s like this, Grandmaster. Something bad has happened.” master was taken away by the Han King’s Men, ” du Lanke said worriedly. I heard they’re going to bring him back to Lakshmi Manor for interrogation.

“Why do you want to take him away?” The old Daoist asked.

“It’s because Li Chu touched the butt of the ninth lady of the Han King’s residence.” Wang longqi said with envy.

“Aiya!”

The old Daoist seemed to be extremely shocked when he heard this. He slapped his thigh and his eyes were full of surprise.

Du Lanke and Wang longqi thought it was because of the tricky situation, so they frowned as well.

Unexpectedly, after the old Daoist was shocked for a while, his eyes actually began to shed tears. She couldn’t help but cover her face with her sleeves and start sobbing.

“Wuwuwuwu”

“No, temple head Yu.” Wang longqi quickly waved his hand,”you even cried.”

that’s right, Grandmaster. Even if it’s proven that he molested a woman, he’ll be severely punished. At most, he’ll be caned a few dozen times and locked up for a few months. There’s no need to cry. Old du also comforted him.

“You guys know nothing!”

“I’m crying tears of joy.” The old Daoist sobbed and raised his face. I’ve brought this disciple up since he was young. I’ve taught him for more than ten years. His looks, talent, cultivation, and sense of justice are all like mine.

The two Taowu brothers were momentarily speechless.

he’s the only one who doesn’t get it when it comes to relationships. I’m so anxious! Yu Qi ‘an sighed like an old father. “This is great, my disciple finally knows the good things about women. He finally knows how to touch a woman’s butt, sob sob”

Wang longqi grinned and said, ” “Although you say that, I don’t think it’s worth advocating for you to flirt with women. You’re so happy that I think I’m destroying the legal system.”

“That’s true.” Yu Qi ‘an nodded and said, ” then let him be punished by the law. I’ll organize a blind date for him when he comes back. Anyway, with my disciple’s qualifications, the girls who like him will have to line up from the Hangzhou Prefecture to the Western Region.

“Grandmaster!” Du Lanke waved his hand and interrupted again. “The point is, this matter has not been confirmed yet! My master, he might have been wronged. He didn’t take liberties with a woman!”

“Ah?” Yu Qi ‘an felt lost when he heard this. After being stunned for a while, he sighed and said, ” “Then I was happy for nothing.”

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.” Wang longqi shook his head and sighed.”A child who was taught by such a master will definitely go to jail when he grows up.”

Yu Qi ‘an sighed. He was disappointed for a while before he asked, ” “What’s going on? Tell me clearly.”

“It’s like this, Yingluo.”

“Aren’t we staying in Yaowang town?” elder du began,”there’s also the ninth mistress of the Han King’s residence, miss Wen Xiang.” This young lady Wen Xiang has always been a little weird.”

when I couldn’t do it, she tried to seduce me several times. When I was done, she tied me up and whipped me. Wang longqi interrupted.

Yu Qi ‘an shook his head.”I didn’t expect you to like this.”

“I didn’t do it willingly.” Wang longqi added.

Alright, alright. We’re all people of the pugilistic world. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. I don’t have much interaction with people in your circle, ” Yu Qi ‘an said. but I’ve met a few big shots in the circle by chance over the years. I’ll introduce them to you later.

you’d better get to know Yingying by chance, ” Wang longqi said unhappily.

hey, Yingluo. seeing that the conversation between the two of them had started to go down the three paths again, old du had no choice but to raise his hand to interrupt them. is there anyone who cares about my master’s life or death? ”

“You can continue.” Yu Qi ‘an’s thoughts returned from the big boss in the circle to his good disciple.

“Before this, she always wanted to get close to seventh young master. Just now, she came to our loft to find my master. After talking to him, she went downstairs and suddenly rushed out, shouting that it was molestation as she ran. It just so happened that the Han King had come to take her back to the residence, and the carriage had just arrived in front of the attic, so she saw this scene. The Han King was naturally furious when he saw this, but with the two old divine doctors, Chang chunsou and Xuanhu Weng, standing on his master’s side, he didn’t dare to do anything to him. Thus, he was brought back to Lakshmi Prefecture’s prison, saying that he would be interrogated and investigated carefully, and that he must find out the truth.”

Du Lanke came to another conclusion.

“I think it’s more like a Badger game, or she’s trying to frame me. But master has no enmity with her, I wonder why she’s doing this, destroying what she can’t have?”

“Actually, with Li Chu’s abilities, those people can’t do anything to him.” but this is not a joke, ” Wang longqi continued. if he runs away by force, not only will he be hunted by the Han King Palace, but he’ll also be guilty. If word gets out, it’ll be a social death.”

“If it’s a deliberate set-up, then it’s a little vicious.” Yu Qi ‘an touched his chin and said, ” this kind of thing is not serious, but it can indeed destroy a person’s reputation. If it is not resolved properly, his entire life will be stained with black marks.

“Yup,” Elder du nodded repeatedly.

“Are you guys sure that Li Chu didn’t do it?” Yu Qi ‘an finally asked.

“Sect head Yu, please don’t put yourself in the shoes of others.” Wang longqi rolled his eyes.

“I believe in my master’s character. He would never do such a thing.” Du Lanke said solemnly.

I believe in Li Chu’s looks more. If he wanted to do something, he wouldn’t have to do this. Wang longqi said.

“That sounds very reasonable, Zhenzhen.” Yu Qi ‘an nodded and said, ” “If he’s really innocent, then I’ll recommend someone to you. She should have a way to prove this.”

“Oh?”

Both of their eyes lit up.

……

“Madam.” In the Han King’s mansion, the maidservant Fangfang came over and asked in a low voice, ” “Did that little Daoist priest really take advantage of you?”

“Naturally, it’s fake.” Wen Xiang shook her head and frowned. it’s just an order from the mountain. I can’t do anything about it.

ah,

“Yeah, I also feel guilty.” Wen Xiang’s face also showed that she couldn’t bear it.

Thinking about how that handsome face had been misunderstood because of her, her heart was in a mess. but I’ve been living because of broken tablet mountain’s kindness since I was a child. I’ve vowed to repay broken tablet mountain, so how can I go against it? ”

“But why would the mountain want to deal with the little Daoist priest?” “He doesn’t look like a bad person,” asked Fangfang.

according to the real contact, he was the one who stopped our contact and delayed the mission on the mountain. Wen Xiang explained.

“Then, is it possible?” Fangfang pouted.”That contact is a bad person?”

Her thoughts were very simple. The owners of the broken stele mountain were all good people. The appearance of the little Daoist priest was definitely not a bad person.

With this process of elimination, it could only be that the contact in the middle was a bad person.

“You little girl, Zhenzhen.” Wen Xiang laughed and said, ” “What you said makes sense!”

……

“Jiejiejiejiejiejie!”

At this moment, the contact guanxi GE also laughed wildly.

“So what if he has a high cultivation? Would he dare to charge out of the cell? If he dares to escape, then he will carry the name of molesting women for the rest of his life.”

“But if he doesn’t escape, he won’t be able to explain this. Even if this was not a serious crime, the Han King would not let him off. He had no choice but to break out of prison.”

“I still need to find someone to spread this matter out.”

“When the time comes, Yingluo”

“I want him to die a social death!”

“Well done.” The commander of the broken stele mountain, he tu, stood in front of him. I only asked you to think of a way to deal with him. I didn’t expect you to come up with such an immoral move.

“It’s all thanks to the good guidance of the commander.” Brother guanxi smiled in a flattering manner.

However, this compliment did not seem to make the other party happy.

The smile on he tu’s face instantly disappeared.

……

As for how to deal with this little Daoist, the Han King Ji bangying was also having a headache.

According to the law, it was just a few smacks. To this kind of xiuzhe, it didn’t even hurt. However, the little Taoist had some status. According to the two miracle doctors in the town of the king of medicine, he had just been rewarded by chaoge for his great service and would be going to the palace to meet the Emperor soon. If they were to easily start a fight, that would be going against the Emperor.

But if he let him go just like that, Wen Xiang’s butt would be so embarrassing that she would lose face.

In fact, according to reason, when a cultivator broke the law, he should be handed over to Chaotian que to deal with, and the punishment would be more severe. However, his relationship with the Chaotian Palace had never been close. At most, they would mind their own business. If he handed it to them, they might not be able to make a decision that satisfied him.

Just as he was feeling conflicted, the people of Chaotian que actually took the initiative to come to him.

Moreover, he was not an ordinary person.

A white-robed commander from Chaotian que who was stationed in Lakshmi mansion walked in with a rather influential female cultivator in the martial world.

“Your Highness, Han Wang!” The white-robed commander introduced.”This is the famous ‘nemesis of perverts’ in the pugilistic world, Daoist master Ling Feng. She knows that you’re currently dealing with a case of a xiuzhe taking liberties with the ninth mistress of the Wang Residence, so she took the initiative to come and help.”

“Ling Feng spiritual master.” The Han King immediately saluted.

This Daoist master Ling Feng was wearing a long black robe, and it was impossible to tell her age from her appearance. Her facial features were quite good, but she gave off a cold and old-fashioned feeling, without any beauty. When she looked over, her eyes would make people think about what kind of mistakes they had made today.

Her name was quite famous in the Heluo dynasty.

In the past, in the pugilistic world, the matter of cultivators using divine arts to bully ordinary women could not be stopped. In the end, it was because cultivators had the support of divine arts. It was too easy to violate mortals, but the evidence of the crime was not easy to find.

Daoist master Ling Feng had started to study various magical powers and magical artifacts to deal with this kind of crime decades ago. Over the years, she had arrested at least 800 perverts, if not 1000. With her efforts, the crime of cultivators bullying ordinary women in the pugilistic world was reduced by sixty percent.

The year before last, the Empress Dowager of the present dynasty had even specially commended her at the he Luo celebration, bestowing her with a golden medallion, which was quite a glorious honor.

Therefore, even the generals and nobles had to treat her with respect.

“After I learned of this matter, I came here to share your Highness’s worries.” Daoist Lingfeng went straight to the point, ” Your Highness, please raise the court immediately. I have a way to confirm whether the Taoist had taken advantage of The Ninth Wife.

“Then I’ll have to trouble you, Zhenren.” The Han King said.

Not long after, the case was raised in the Yamen of Lakshmi Prefecture. With the Han King’s power in the northern lands, this was something that could be done with a single sentence.

There were three people sitting in the hall-the Han King, the white-robed man of Chaotian que, and the spiritual master Ling Feng.

Then, The Ninth Wife and the little Daoist were brought up.

Li Chu was still calm and composed, obviously believing that he was innocent.

On the other hand, Wen Xiang was frowning.

For some reason, this matter spread extremely quickly in Lakshmi Palace. In just half a day, the people in the streets and alleys all knew that a handsome little Daoist called Li Chu from Jiangnan had dared to assault The Ninth Wife of the Han King Palace.

As a result, a large group of people quickly gathered in the hall.

At the very front of the crowd was a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes in a brocade robe and a black-faced Taoist priest.

Wang longqi looked at the court and asked, ” “How do you think a person like sect head Yu was able to make friends with the nemesis of perverts from the Heluo dynasty? Logically speaking, Ling Feng should have sentenced him to death by a thousand cuts the moment she saw him, right?”

“Ha.” “My Grandmaster’s ability to interact with women is unparalleled!” Elder du laughed.

“What a good fellow.” “You’re becoming more and more like Li Chu,” Wang longqi said, shaking his head.

In the court.

“Ninth wife, is what you said about this little Daoist taking advantage of you true?” Daoist master Ling Feng asked indifferently.

“Yes, Zhenzhen is.” Wen Xiang nodded her head.

“Little Daoist, do you plead guilty?” Spiritual master Ling Feng asked Li Chu.

“There’s no such thing,” Li Chu said frankly.

good! Ling Feng spiritual master stood up. I’m here to prove this.

She slowly walked in front of Wen Xiang and said, ” “Ninth mistress, please turn around.”

Wen Xiang turned her back to him nervously after hearing her words.

“I’m going to use a magical power to reveal myself. Anyone who has touched your body within 24 hours will be revealed.” If he really did take advantage of you, then he would not be able to hide it. ”

After saying that, she raised a bottle of medicinal powder. She didn’t sprinkle too much, but just pointed with her finger, and a cluster of white powder fell evenly on Wen Xiang’s full-moon-like buttocks.

“Appear!” He shouted.

Xiu-

That layer of medicinal powder actually glowed in the daylight.

What was even more amazing was that there was a part of it that didn’t glow, and it was the mark of a palm!

“What?”

The audience in the hall burst into an uproar.

He didn’t expect that this little Daoist priest, who looked like a human, actually did it?

The Han King was also furious. He stood up and said,”You Daoist, are you going to deny it again?”

Li Chu’s expression remained calm, but Ling Feng continued, ” “Your Highness, please calm down. We can’t be sure that this is the little Daoist’s handprint.”

She turned around and looked at Li Chu. “Stretch out your hand and press it on this handprint,”

“What?” Li Chu then looked at her with a dark expression.

“If you want to prove your innocence, then press on me.” Daoist Lingfeng shouted.

Li Chu had no choice but to place his hand on it and leave in a hurry.

The layer of fluorescent powder flickered for a moment and then dimmed as usual.

“Your Highness, this handprint doesn’t belong to him,” Ling Feng said.

“Ah?” The Han King’s face was ashen, and he was at a loss.

At this moment, Wang longqi, who had thick eyebrows and big eyes, raised his hand and shouted, ” “I admit, I was also trained by the king of medicine, and I was also in the attic, so I’m the biggest suspect! I have to test it too!”

I’m master’s disciple, and I’ve always been inseparable from master and seventh young master. A dark-faced duranke also raised his hand and said, ”

“If they’re suspicious, then I’m also involved.”