I Can’t Be Sword God



507 Don’t let me catch you

Yong Lin Daoist priest raised his head and looked at the sky.

He felt that his fate was really full of twists and turns.

In the past few decades of his life, he had never thought that he would be in such a dilemma.

His ancestral grave and his family were placed on the opposite ends of a see-saw, and no matter which end was raised or lowered, it would cause him to suffer a heavy psychological blow.

Ancestral graves are what I want. Family is also what I want.

He could not have both.

If the decision was in his own hands, he would definitely sacrifice his ancestors ‘graves for his family. But unfortunately, that was not the case.

But even if you don’t let me decide, you still have to be reasonable, right?

Yong Lin Daoist priest looked at the treasure chest in confusion. His eyes changed from disbelief to despair.

It was because there was really a big white goose in the box with a sharp cry, a bald head, a short tail, and a lot of feces on its feet.

This Kasaya

How did this thing appear inside?

Are you playing with me?

He looked at the Emperor of Bailang, wondering what the Emperor was thinking to put this thing into the treasure chest. The king of a country didn’t even want his face?

He was not the only one who was confused. In fact, the Emperor of Bailang was also very confused.

The monarch on the throne looked at the answer written by the treasure hornless Dragon and felt very angry. Only an idiot would put such a thing in the treasure chest, right? Even if it was a wild guess, it should have been more reliable. What did the three state preceptors mean?

But now, looking at the goose that had appeared in the treasure chest out of the blue, he could not help but nod.

Yes, I did.

The three Imperial preceptors had good mana.

Seeing the king’s approving look, the treasure hornless Dragon was also confused.

“What’s this?”

He could never have imagined that the answer he had written for fear of being associated with it would come true.

He turned around to look at his two senior brothers. They did not look too good.

The treasure horned dragon understood what they meant.

The monarch is a mortal. He doesn’t know how powerful the Vermilion Bird is, but don’t you? If you win against the little Daoist and the Vermilion Bird really comes to you to lose his temper, will you be able to bear the consequences?

The treasure horned dragon was in a difficult position.

If she said that she wrote it blindly, she didn’t know how she would win against Yingluo.

Would the little Daoist think that I was mocking him?

He took one last look at Li Chu and saw that he was deep in thought.

The treasure horned dragon’s heart skipped a beat.

This kid couldn’t be thinking of how to get angry later, right?

……

The subtle exchange of gazes on the high platform would not be noticed by anyone except those who had the intention.

But there was one person in the audience.

Bi Yanzi looked at the subtle and complicated atmosphere on the stage and revealed a strange smile. That’s right, it was like this.

Fight! Fight!

As he was nodding, hei Lanzi reappeared beside him.

“Senior brother is truly amazing.” “In such a short period of time, you’ve managed to secretly replace the original with a bald, short-tailed big white goose,” praised bi Yanzi sincerely.

It turned out that it was these two demons who had been up to no good.

“Hmph, senior brother’s years in the Western regions have not been in vain.” Hei Lanzi smiled proudly. it’s just a little smokescreen. A gust of demonic wind made the guard lose his sense of direction. By the time he came back to his senses, I had already replaced the contents of the box. With my cultivation base, how could he have discovered me? The most difficult part is to find the big white goose.”

wait a minute! bi Yanzi covered his mouth and nose with his hand, ” senior brother, what’s that smell on you? ”

“Hai, don’t mention it.” Hei Lanzi waved her hand. you don’t know. Time was tight, and there was no poop around the big white goose, so I cleaned it up myself.

“You’re using your own?” Bi Yanzi’s eyes widened, and he took three steps back.

“What are you thinking about?” I forced its sh * t out myself, ” hei Lanzi rolled her eyes. I might’ve gotten it on my body by accident.

“Oh, I see.” Only then did bi Yanzi lean back.

Hei Lanzi put his hand on bi Yanzi’s shoulder, rubbed it, and said with a smile, ” I didn’t expect this old bald ass to write something like this. I almost failed.

Bi Yanzi smiled innocently. it’s impossible to stump senior brother.

The corners of hei Lanzi’s mouth curled up. I’m not bragging, but it’s impossible to beat my Qianqian in the Western regions.

Before he could finish his words, a Palace servant came forward and announced loudly, ” “The first round was obviously won by the three Imperial advisors. The second round begins now!”

……

After saying that, the second guard rode his bird and left.

This time, his destination was giant rock peak, which was 1300 miles away. Not long after they arrived, they received news.

The battle arena immediately announced the start of the observation.

The Grand advisor and the second advisor looked at the three advisors with a serious expression.

Yong Lin Daoist priest looked at Li Chu with the same hope.

The difference was that one hoped for his teammates to win, while the other hoped for his teammates to lose.

The treasure horned dragon nodded heavily and rose into the air. Its eyes were wide open, as if it was afraid that it wouldn’t be able to see the treasure clearly.

Li Chu also closed his eyes and focused his mind, releasing his divine sense.

Something must have gone wrong during the previous segment. Hence, other than focusing on the treasures on the giant rock peak, he also focused on the surroundings.

What he didn’t know was that this was already an extremely difficult skill to do in the control of spiritual sense. However, he had only activated his divine sense for a short while, and he could already use it skillfully.

All of this was thanks to the large number of screen cuts when he used the follow talisman.

Observing the treasure chest on a mountain peak 1300 miles away was not difficult for him at all. The guard had only opened the box for a moment, but he saw it clearly.

Inside the treasure chest was a fist-sized red agate. It glowed faintly and didn’t seem like an ordinary item.

He opened his eyes and wrote down his answer.

The treasure hornless Dragon also wrote down the answer. This time, after he finished writing, he even confidently turned back to look at his two senior brothers, indicating that there was no mistake.

Immediately, the palace servant announced loudly, ” “Little Daoist priest Li’s answer is Yingluo.”

“One six-inch night bright red marnaw.”

“The little Daoist is probably right this time. Senior brother, I’ll have to trouble you again.” Bi Yanzi said.

“Don’t worry, Zhenzhen,” hei Lanzi said.

Just as he was about to say something arrogant, he heard the palace servant say, ” “The three Grand tutors ‘answer is that the Pixiu is a five-colored Black Pearl of the Pixiu!”

Hei Lanzi, who was about to take off, suddenly froze. She looked a little embarrassed.

“Multicolored black?”

It seemed that it wasn’t easy to understand this sentence.

senior brother Qianqian. bi Yanzi blinked his eyes, ” it’s impossible for you to be stumped in the small Western Region, right? ”

“Hehe.” Hei Lanzi suddenly smiled and said through gritted teeth.

“Don’t let me catch this f * cking bald donkey, Pixiu.”