I! Cleaner!
Chapter 297 Enthusiastic Senior Tom
The deadly guy is finally gone...
Listening to the hurried footsteps retreating in the corridor, the young man with a lazy look on his face slumped his shoulders and let out a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly and used all my strength to roll an evasion rate of 66%, otherwise I would have been caught by him and asked to help.
According to the probability given by the dice, as a member of the Virgin Branch of the Cleanup Bureau, as long as he is involved in the Scale Gold Cult incident, the probability of being besieged is 66%, the probability of going on a killing spree is also 66%, and the probability of fighting the Holy Spirit to the death is also 66%. The probability is still 66%, and even the probability of encountering the true god is also 66% directly filled!
But thankfully, if you are involved in this incident, the probability of being seriously injured is almost non-existent, because the mortality rate involved in this incident is a fucking 99%!
Looking at the two "6"s on the table turned upside down to form two six-sided dice like "99", Tom stood up from behind the door with lingering fear, reached out and patted a rice dumpling tied with five flowers next to him, and said happily with a face full of joy. :
"Jerry, we have escaped another disaster this time."
"Ugh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"
"Don't be ignorant of good people's hearts. I'm here to save you!"
Looking at his good brother whose mouth was gagged with a window cleaning rag and glaring at him angrily, as well as the golden retriever who was also tied up tightly next to his good brother, Tom couldn't help but reveal a hint of unhappiness on his handsome face. The person understood the sadness, and then reluctantly took out the rag.
"Bah! Damn you! Tom! Damn you!"
After spitting out the dust and hair in his mouth, Jerry, whose tongue was free again, just opened his mouth, with two rounds of national curses from the heart, and then angrily shouted:
"You fucking said you wanted me to help you with something, but all you wanted to do was sneak attack on me and then tie me up and lock you up?"
"I told you I was trying to save you, but I was in a hurry and didn't have time to explain to you."
Sitting down next to Jerry, Tom explained seriously:
"Did you see just now that the newcomer is looking for help? If you hadn't been caught by me, he would have definitely dragged you over to become a strong man, and then you would have gone away without returning!"
"so serious?"
Seeing that Tom didn't seem to be joking, Jerry couldn't help being startled, and then said doubtfully:
"With that dice of yours, don't you only see a maximum probability of 66%? How do you know that you will definitely go and never come back?"
"Because '66%' and '66%' are also different!"
Pointing to the two dice on the table with "6" facing up but the "6" being upside down, Tom said with lingering fear:
"It looks like 66% to you now, but when you turn 66 upside down, it becomes 99%. And the probability represented by the two dice now is the probability of death after being involved. So do you understand now why I tied you up? "
"..."
After listening to Tom's explanation, Jerry's mouth couldn't help but open and close slightly, and then his eyes were a little complicated and he said:
"What about Leon and the others? Now that he and Emma are involved, based on the probability you calculated, wouldn't they..."
"You should take care of yourself!"
After rolling his eyes at his good brother, Tom said angrily:
"Emma is amazing! Not only does she have the strongest immortal body below the divine level, but she also has the [Nexus of the Dead] in her hand that connects to the world of death. There are few people who understand death better than her. Even if she is really dead. You can also try to run back, as for Leon..."
Thinking about the back of the black-haired, dark-eyed, thin figure with multiple wings that he saw during the dice calculation, Tom couldn't help but shiver slightly, feeling as if someone was staring at him from the dark side. of.
Not to mention anything else, that person's future is starting as a true god, and it seems to me that he is stronger than the director at his peak. The probability of such a person dying midway is not impossible, but it is definitely much lower than mine. Don't worry about others yourself.
"Don't worry about Leon... He also has a lot of cards in his hand. In short, he should be able to survive. For the two of us, death is inevitable, but they can still struggle a little longer."
After giving an ambiguous answer, Tom reached out and patted his good brother's arm, and taught him with a serious face:
"There is a proverb in the kingdom over the sea, 'Only when the plate is big enough, the steak is big enough to eat.' If we can't cope with this situation at our level, don't make do with others. Don't make it again when the time comes." He caused trouble to others and even cost his life.
Moreover, there is a proverb in the kingdom over the sea, which is: "Fate comes first, luck comes second, where you live comes third, helping others and making friends comes fourth, and reading more books comes fifth." ’
My understanding of this proverb is that you have to believe in fate. If fate determines that you will get a certain result, then no matter how hard you try, it will be useless... huh? Why do you keep looking behind me? "
Following his good brother's gaze and looking behind him, Tom couldn't help but shiver when he saw the surprised face outside the window, and then instinctively looked at the dice on the table.
Sure enough, a layer of undetectable black energy was lingering on his two dice, and the "bad luck" trait he had gained from revealing too much about the future had just quietly erupted...
Pooh! What a damn fate!
…
"Senior Tom! I'm coming in!"
In the eyes of the lazy young man who wanted to cry but had no tears, Leon, who came back to Senior Jerry's office to see if there were any bombs he could bring, pushed open the door with a look of surprise and said anxiously:
"Senior Emma is in trouble! There is an ambush on the side of the Scale Gold Sect. The snake spirit bit her. Now she is in danger and urgently needs our support! Senior Tom! Um... what are you doing?"
"Nothing... just... helping him test the escape anomaly... hehe..."
After lying dryly, Tom, who looked a little flustered, secretly rolled the probability of refusing the invitation, and said with a forced smile:
"That... about Emma's matter, it's not that I don't want to help, it's mainly based on the probability I rolled. If I take action this time..."
"Gululu"
The sound of the dice rolling on the table sounded, and Tom looked in the direction of the sound with some astonishment, and found that an illusory palm appeared next to his dice at some point, and bent his fingers and flicked it lightly, changing the upward side of the dice, and then pointed at himself with a warning.
"..."
"Senior Tom?"
Looking back at the two dice on the table with 6 points facing up, but both of them happened to be upside down, Leon turned back and asked in confusion:
"Senior, what probability did you roll this time? Is it our success rate in rescuing Senior Emma?"
"..."
Of course, it is the possibility that you will hold a grudge against me and cause trouble for me in the future after I refused to help you this time...
Looking at the dice that gave a 99% probability after being flicked, and looking at Leon's right hand that was exactly the same as the illusory palm, the unlucky Tom couldn't help but sniff his sour nose and answered with tears in his eyes:
"No, I rolled the probability of helping myself... Don't worry, this time it concerns the safety of you and Emma, I will definitely not refuse!"
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