I! Cleaner!

not good! be cheated!

After being pecked hard by more than a dozen giant 100-foot-long chickens, the snake spirit instantly understood that he was afraid that he had been trapped in a trap, and he hurriedly tried to get away.

However, even though its reaction was very fast, it was still not faster than those old hens who were eager for extra meals.

Seeing that the delicious "black and white earthworms" wanted to burrow back, three or four huge chicken feet penetrated the barrier between the dream world and reality almost at the same time, and fell down with a pop, and stepped on half of the snake spirit's body. into the ground.

Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen old hens clucked up, caught the frightened snake spirit, and began to chatter like a storm!

"etc!"

"Cack!"

"Damn beast! Get out!"

"Click, click, click!"

"Wait! Let's talk! I can give you...ah!"

"Click-clack-clack-clack!"

"Spare...spare your life! Spare your life!"

…

Is this the end?

Seeing the snake spirit being pecked to death by more than a dozen old hens, and begging for mercy regardless of his face, Leon couldn't help but smack his lips, feeling like he was holding a knot in his heart, and he really didn't know where to start vomiting.

I was still in the dream world just now, but I had seen the snake spirit in its true form.

Even with its slightly curled up body, the giant snake was nearly a hundred meters high and was comparable to a small mountain. After falling into the ceremony arranged by Senior Tom, it was actually pecked all over by a group of old hens, and even died just before his eyes. I can't hold it anymore.

This degree of weakening is really... it's so unreasonable, and even a bit shameless.

"Don't even think about negotiating terms with it."

Glancing at Leon's complicated expression and misunderstanding his thoughts, the lazy young man quickly reminded:

"Now that I can cure it, half of it is due to our calculations, and the other half is due to its cleverness. It didn't even look back and chose to escape from the gap between the dream world and reality.

Although the gorgeous and colorful dream world is a thousand times easier to escape than reality, it is also a thousand times more fragile and fragile than the heavy and monotonous reality.

As long as you can catch it at the moment when it slips into the crack, and forcibly drag it into the ritual venue to suppress the Holy Spirit, it is equivalent to borrowing the power of real existence to crush false and erratic dreams, then it will be an earthworm that can be pecked to death by a chicken. .

But if you really let it out and let it cross this threshold, then it will still be the giant snake you saw. It can even crush a small mountain with its physical strength. At that time, we will be the ones to run away. . "

"Ah, I know."

After coming back to his senses, Leon nodded, saying that he was not stupid enough to listen to the enemy's begging for mercy, and then responded with a serious face:

"Senior Emma said that only after the enemy has completely lost its ability to resist can we negotiate terms. I don't want to negotiate terms with it, but... well... I just feel it's a bit too fast..."

"Did I prepare too quickly, or did it lose too quickly?"

"It's all a bit..."

Looking at the messy chicken coop in front of him, Leon couldn't help but stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, and said with a look of disbelief on his face:

"I was thinking before, senior, even if you can deal with this snake spirit, you should probably be evenly matched with it. At least you can go back and forth with me for a few rounds.

But senior, you just broke off a piece from its statue, then crushed the snake eggs used to build the secret temple, used these materials to randomly insert a chicken nest, and actually subdued it. This is really a bit too fast. . "

"Haha, you want to say not only fast, but also sloppy, right?"

"It's a bit... But although it's sloppy, the effect is really impressive. The Holy Spirit, who is close to the true God, has no room to fight back in front of you, senior. This is really amazing!"

…

This guy is discerning... ahem, this future true god is actually quite easy to get along with~

Looking at the shocked look on Leon's face, the corners of the mouth that had been stretched slightly turned up slightly as the tired young man was scratched.

Although this person is a bit annoying in the future, and he is forced to help across time lines, but now he is still an honest newcomer, with a flexible mind and a steady mind. He can do whatever he is asked to do. His execution ability is very high, and he speaks nicely. No wonder the director likes it so much. he.

"The gap between me and this snake spirit is actually not that big."

After slightly changing his opinion about "the future is annoying", Leon, the lazy young man coughed dryly, then waved his hand and responded:

"The kind of back-and-forth situation you mentioned is the way Emma and the Director fight. They are fighting arm-in-arms, and those with great strength and skills will definitely win, but the loser will win as long as their level is not too different. , and generally won’t suffer too much damage.

What I do is equivalent to using a stumbling block. Although there is no guarantee that the position of the stumbling block can be found correctly, and it needs to be arranged in advance, once it is successful, the person who is caught will fall directly into the trap and lose the ability to resist. So it seems that the gap is a bit bigger, but in fact it would be the same if it were someone else. "

"Senior, you are too humble."

Looking at the snake spirit in the chicken coop, which obviously had more air coming out and less air coming in, and had been bitten by the old hens for most of its life, Leon couldn't help but shook his head and sighed with emotion from the bottom of his heart:

"It may not be that difficult to make a stumbling block, but how to make a stumbling block, where to make a stumbling block, and what kind of stumbling block can knock down a holy spirit. Not everyone can do these things. Only you, senior, can do it. Things to come.”

"Oh... I'm actually not that powerful."

The slightly dim right eye blinked slightly, and he used some method to test Leon. After discovering that what he said was actually true, the lazy young man's mouth was even harder to press than AK, and he felt so comfortable being praised. He suggested with a smile:

"What about that? In fact, I think you have quite a bit of potential in this area. How about... I can teach you when I have time?

Although it lacks the blessing of corresponding abnormal objects, the effect may be quite different, but it is still a life-saving skill to some extent... Hmm... Wait a minute, I have to fish out that snake, don't really let him get killed by the chicken Damn it. "

…

After finishing the pleasant conversation with the caring junior, the lazy young man rubbed his shoes on the ground, destroyed the ceremony venue he had just built, and then rescued the dying snake spirit from the chicken's mouth.

"Dear Lord Snake Spirit, we meet again."

Stretching out two fingers, pinching the small black and white earthworm and shaking it, the lazy young man said with a smile:

“Come, hand the man over.

You know the methods we use to clean up the bureau. Instead of clinging on to unrealistic illusions and then being dismantled in pieces, it would be better to simply hand over people bit by bit, don't you think? "

"..."

Hearing this, the little black and white snake managed to raise its head and glared at him hatefully.

"Don't glare at me, I'm doing this for your own good."

Saying strange lines like a traitor being tortured underground, the lazy young man dipped some sulfur powder on the end of his fingernails, lit it and pinched the snake spirit's neck, while persuading him earnestly:

"If you cooperate a little and hand it over directly, if your master is willing to pay the price, he might be able to get you back. And I actually quite like the meetings of your Scale Gold Sect. After all, you don't have to spend any money. Can...ahem.

In short, we may have a chance to meet again in the future. If you refuse to cooperate and force me to torture you, it will be embarrassing when we meet again in the future... You are not the kind of Holy Spirit who likes embarrassment. Right? "

"..."

"Right?"

"Don't! Stop pinching! Ah!!!"

Listening to the subtle crackling sound of the sulfur exploding, feeling the increasing pressure on his neck, and the pain of the Holy Spirit's body being contaminated by the sulfur of hell, becoming more and more intense in the exploding and burning, Snake Spirit finally twisted twice. Unable to help but scream, he spat out an emerald green bead.

"Hand! Hand! I gave it to you! Take your hand away!"

"Okay, take it away now~"

Once again, he dipped his fingernails into some sulfur powder and pressed a burning nail mark on the snake's head. After completely sealing off the snake spirit's ability to resist, the lazy young man rummaged in his pocket and took out a somewhat dirty one. A transparent glass bottle, stuffed the weak snake spirit into it, and then threw the bottle to Leon.

"You...don't be too happy too early..."

After calming down for a while, like countless classic villains who have overturned, their whole bodies have gone limp. Only Snake Spirit, whose mouth is still stiff, managed to stand up from the glass bottle and look at the emerald green beads in the hands of the tired young man. , eyes full of resentment but also pleasure:

"The woman in your bureau was imprisoned in the [Green Dream] given by my god. She died there more than three hundred times, and she has long been irreversibly infected!"

? ! ! !

After hearing the snake spirit's words, Leon's heart couldn't help but feel a little sudden, and then he lowered his head to look at the snake spirit in the bottle, and couldn't help but ask:

"What do you mean? What happened to Senior Emma?"

"I mean, it's useless even if you take her back."

The snake spirit curled up at the bottom of the glass bottle and sneered:

"[Green Dream] is a sacred object made from the broken [Promised Land] of the God of Farming and Shepherd. It was originally an independent world. She died there hundreds of times, and her soul and Green Dream The entanglement is too deep and it is impossible to separate again.

The only way for her to come out of it is to believe in my god from the bottom of her heart and become a loyal believer of my god, or the killed god of agriculture and animal husbandry can resurrect. Otherwise, she can only live in that emerald jungle, alone. People linger forever! "

Looking across the bottle at Leon, who was frowning, and catching the anger in his eyes, the snake spirit at the bottom of the bottle couldn't help but laugh, and then added:

"What's even better is that she also has an immortal body that can be replenished infinitely, which means that she can't even commit suicide. She can only stay in the Green Dream like a ghost, wandering forever. Until the soul is completely wiped out by time!"

"you shut up."

He raised his hand and pinched the snake spirit in the air, igniting the sulfur mark on its head. After it burned and screamed, the lazy young man looked at Lyon and reminded:

“It says this to provoke you into killing it directly.

We haven't left the gathering place of the Scale Gold Sect yet. If we are killed here, we won't even need the true god behind it to take action. It can buy back its own life from the world of death just by relying on its own accumulation. You don't want to Falling into his trap. "

"..."

So...everything it says is true? Is Emma-senpai unable to come out anymore?

After getting the answer to the question in disguise from the lazy young man's reaction, and thinking of Senior Emma's care for him, Leon couldn't help but sigh, and then asked with the last hope:

"Senior Tom, can't your two dice increase the success rate of everything to 60%? Then can you..."

"It won't work."

The lazy young man shook his head when he heard this and said:

"My ability is to forcibly increase the success rate of 'things that can be accomplished' to about 60%, and it is only useful below the true god level. If you go above it, you will suffer huge interference because of your insufficient status.

This time it is almost impossible to succeed, and it also involves more than one true god. It happens to be the type of thing I am least good at dealing with. I am afraid I won't be able to help much. "

That's it...

Leon was silent for a while after hearing this, and then asked:

"Senior Tom, I can see information about abnormal objects through contact, so can you temporarily..."

"for you."

Before Leon could finish speaking, the lazy young man stuffed [Green Dream] over and then comforted him:

"Don't be too discouraged. Although I can't help now, in the future if I can transcend the limits of humans and gods and reach the level of director, I might be able to get a result.

In addition, the director may have a way. The bureau has many abnormal objects with special effects. Maybe one of them can rescue Emma. If it doesn't work, you can also try to briefly resurrect the God of Faun or something. Maybe just... hmm? "

Looking at Leon, whose tense expression instantly relaxed after rubbing [Green Dream] for a while, the tired young man blinked his eyes in surprise, then couldn't help but his expression changed, and he hurriedly asked:

"What's wrong? Did you find something?"

"Well, there is something gained."

After looking at the attribute mark with the word "holy" behind the name of [Green Dream], and looking at the [Agent] badge that can use "holy" abnormal objects unconditionally, Leon couldn't help but smile and replied:

"I just discovered that this thing is actually...Senior? What's wrong with you?"

Looking at Senior Tom who suddenly turned cyanotic, his throat was stuck in pain, and his mouth was squeaking, Leon couldn't help but turn pale with fright, and quickly took out the [Plague-stained Blood Belt], wanting to treat him, but …

"Boo~"

Accompanied by a weird sound like bursting bubbles, the bloody bandage in Leon's hand disappeared instantly and turned into a handful of currency that shone with strange light, while a gentle voice came from behind Leon.

"Don't worry, he is not injured and does not need your treatment."

After throwing away the dirty bandage in her hand, a woman with a clear face slowly walked out of the dream world, and then smiled slightly at Leon, who was standing in front of Tom, his body tense.

"As for why he became like this, it's because I bought all the air in his body at once, even the air in his lungs that has not been combined with the blood... In addition, I paid for it."

"Wow!!!"

After the mysterious woman's words fell, the tired young man who was protected by Leon fell to his knees on the spot with a pop. Hundreds of small round coins strangely poured out of his mouth and nose, mixed with a large amount of bright red blood. It spurted out from behind the weak hold of his fingers.

Immediately afterwards, the clothes on Senior Tom's chest were shattered in an instant, and silver diamond-shaped coins with extremely sharp edges were densely squeezed out of the skin of his chest, and then sprayed out like nails from a gun. came out, and a silvery blood mist burst out in front of Leon's eyes.