Lin Yu was stunned when he heard this.
"Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ノノ"
"Fuck!"
"What a cruel woman!"
Lin Yu looked at the devil-like smile on Xuexue's face and was a little scared.
Xuexue said she could help him become 'more handsome', but this might not be a physical way of becoming handsome.................................................
It's not his fault that he's handsome!
What can he do? This is inherited from his mom and dad, and Lin Yu didn't have a chance to choose.
If he could, Lin Yu would of course choose.............................be more handsome.
Because no one would think they are too handsome, and wish they were more handsome.
(。>∀<。)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
But Xuexue's side, helping him become more handsome physically, is a bit hard to say.
Leng Qingxue saw that Lin Yu was stunned, and forced a smile to get close to Lin Yu, with her bright red lips slightly opened.
"Xiao Yu'er, who made you so handsome that you dazzled all the girls around you."
"Whenever you go out, there are female managers who are interested in you."
"It seems that I have to help you become 'more handsome'."
"(。>∀<。)"
Lin Yu was shocked when he saw this. He hugged Xuexue and leaned his head on Xuexue's chest.
"Xuexue, you can't do this!"
"It's not my fault that I'm handsome! I think you should make rational judgments."
Leng Qingxue smiled and said, "Xiao Yu'er, I'm very rational."
"I have two ways to become handsome. Which one do you choose?"
.......................................................................
Lin Yu was stunned. It's okay to become handsome physically, but he can even think of two ways. Xuexue is so cruel!
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃
Lin Yu looked at Xuexue, "Uh..................Is it okay if I don't choose either one?"
Leng Qingxue looked at Lin Yu and pulled his ear: "Xiao Yuer, what do you think?"
Lin Yu: "Ahaha, Xuexue, I think you can choose neither one."
Leng Qingxue raised her eyebrows when she heard this, "Hehe, Xiao Yuer, listen to me talk about these two ways to become handsome first."
Lin Yu: ".........................."
What can he do? He can only listen silently.
Leng Qingxue hugged Lin Yu's neck, smiling and said: "Xiao Yu'er, first of all, this first method is very simple."
"Because you are so handsome, every time I go out, I will personally use watercolor to paint a big cat face on your face."
"Paint it in colorful and strange shapes."
"Let the girls around dare not approach."
Lin Yu: "Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ノノ"
"Fuck!"
This is too cruel. Once the face is painted, it is indeed "becoming handsome" in the physical sense. Not to mention girls, even men dare not approach.
Leng Qingxue looked at Lin Yu's stunned look, and continued happily: "Xiao Yu'er, this second method is even simpler."
"Just take out the beauty mask and apply it on your face."
"Just take it off after applying it, and you can go out directly."
Lin Yu: ".................."
Beauty mask! ? Blanch! This one is even more of a heavyweight!
Beauty masks can only be used by women. Men will have flaming red lips when they use them, which is very creepy.
My father and father-in-law were lucky enough to experience it once, and they didn't dare to go out for two weeks.
That scene is a bit scary to think about.
Lin Yu didn't dare to think about the scene of himself using that beauty mask.
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃
......................................................................
After Leng Qingxue said the two methods, she smiled and looked at Lin Yu: "How about it? Xiao Yuer, which one do you choose?"
When Lin Yu heard this, he immediately said: "Xuexue, I want them all!"
Leng Qingxue chuckled: "Xiao Yuer, this is what you said."
"I'll remember it."
Lin Yu grabbed Leng Qingxue in his arms with his backhand: "Xuexue, what is your identity and what is my status!"
"Watch me!"
Then, Lin Yu and Leng Qingxue started to play around.
DesertedXue was just joking, how could she really do all these fancy things to Lin Yu?
Xiao Yuer was so handsome, she couldn't bear to paint him a big face.
At this time, a sound of "Hum! Hum! Ha! Hey!" suddenly came from the living room.
Leng Qingxue and Lin Yu were stunned, thinking that someone was playing with nunchakus.
The sound came from far away and gradually came over.
Lin Yu and Leng Qingxue looked carefully, and a small figure came over, carrying an ear pick and waving it vigorously.
The small figure was the little housekeeper.
The little housekeeper was waving the ear pick happily, and the scene was the same as that of a martial arts master, but it was more like replacing the ear pick with a sword.
Leng Qingxue and Lin Yu were stunned: "Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ノノ"
"Fuck!"
"What's going on?"
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