I created the Longevity Club

"If this kind of thing still needs to be planned..."

What, this is a matter of life and death for me, I can't live without you, isn't that right.

"Then let's go to the tallest building here to experience bungee jumping without protective equipment, it's really embarrassing to be with you, I'd rather die."

Hiss, no, I, as the master, also need to save face, forget it this time, next time I must give the child some face in front of outsiders, woo woo woo, the child is crying.

"Hmph."

A cold snort echoed in Lu Li's sea of ​​consciousness, a little arrogant?

Sure enough, he fell for this, hehe, cough, I accidentally exposed my true nature again, restrain myself.

Since the reliable Xiao Ke has said this, hum, can I still say no, a man can't say no, ah sir. "April 20" don't think wrongly, men must be responsible, and their burdens can't be handed over to others and let others carry them for you. If you think wrongly, go to face the wall yourself.

The bag on his shoulders tightened, and his mind was immersed in it again. The crystal guide ball pointed to a direction, and the pointer was very stable, unlike the previous one in the woods, when the pointer moved randomly like a mobile phone without signal.

His eyes were bright and his steps were windy.

Let's go and have some fun.

Lu Li followed the direction of the guide ball all the way up, and the team of soldiers appeared in front of him, followed by about ten... criminals? Lu Li didn't know how to call these people who followed the soldiers with their heads down. They didn't seem to have any cultivation, and there was no restraint on their bodies, as if they were not afraid that these people would run away. The leading soldiers in front were divided into two groups, two in front and two in the back. They seemed to have some momentum of guarding, but they didn't have any thoughts at all. All the soldiers seemed to be not paying attention to the ten people sandwiched between them.

What does this mean? Lu Li was a little confused. The pointer can only lead to a general direction. If he wants to tell who it is, he may have to go over and get close to them. But with this formation..., it is probably difficult for him to get close. Although there are not many people on the street, the people passing by deliberately avoid this group of people.

It's a headache. Try to find a reason. These less than 20 people are divided into two teams. See when the pointer deflects. At least we can rule out other candidates and only have two people left. That will be much easier.

"Xiao Ke?"

"Okay."

;:,8,?, Huh? What? How can it be done?

The answer that does not follow the routine makes Lu Li a little confused.

Not following the routine is also a routine.

A black and white Siamese suddenly jumped out of Lu Li's package, and scattered some small dried fish hidden in the package. The figure like an elf shuttled through the crowd.

Okay, Xiao Ke, you are very careful. Follow me.

The praise of "shameless" in his heart made Lu Li more motivated. He deliberately knocked over the dried fish and the money bag hidden in it, one bright and one dark, to give Lu Li a reason to "stop", and also set the stage for the subsequent "monk chasing cat".

"Hey, wait, don't run around."

Lu Li's face was full of anxiety. He glanced at the money bag hidden in the dried fish on the ground and the gradually receding figure. It seemed that he didn't want to let go of both sides, but he couldn't do it.

In the end, he gritted his teeth and made up his mind. He lowered his head and quickly collected the scattered dried fish on the ground, quietly hid the money bag, and before he tied the package tightly, he hurried forward to chase the almost invisible black and white figure.

But Lu Li didn't look anxious at all at this time. Instead, he was very leisurely, and even kept muttering that Xiaoke's short legs looked quite short, but it couldn't be seen when he ran, tut tut.

"Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry, my cat ran away..."

While bumping into the crowd, he turned back to apologize, and then the man and the cat came to the edge of the crowd, close to the side with the vacuum belt next to them.

Words of forgiveness, shouts, and tuts continued to sound behind Lu Li. Although he didn't care much, it was a pity that some people's spit flew so far!

He wiped the unknown liquid on his face and opened the little notebook in his heart, but he didn't know whose name to write.

Tsk, it's all on the head of that unlucky guy who made the connection.

I got into trouble to kill you, so I'll stab you a few more times.

An innocent Wu clan monk was targeted by his ally. Actually, it was not considered as a target. Who would even arrange your funeral for you? You would be provided with a one-stop service for murder, arson and funeral. When you are reincarnated in the underworld, you can proudly boast to the ghost messenger who brought you here, "I was served by a dragon. Isn't it awesome?"

I don't know if it's awesome or not. Anyway, if you meet two petty people, they might give you a hard time and send you to the animal path. They will also trick you into believing that you are the descendant of that dragon.

It's not a problem. A dragon has nine sons, and there are all kinds of them. It's okay to reincarnate you into a turtle.

Okay, follow along. Oh, by the way, the expression, the expression must be in place, not exaggerated, but just right. Feel, feel, understand, the self-cultivation of an actor.

Lu Li saw Xiao Ke standing at the edge of the crowd, and his expression was overjoyed. He couldn't help but shout Xiao Ke's name.

"Xiao Ke! Dad is here. Stand there and don't move."

One person looked full of joy, about to regain what he had lost, while the cat was trembling with fear, fearing that the man behind him would come and catch him, and fearing that the crowd in front of him would avoid him suspiciously. For a moment, he was caught in a dilemma, and he cried "meow meow meow" on the edge, his voice full of fear and hesitation, as if he had lost his mind. However, as the man in the crowd behind him approached, it was obvious that fear overcame hesitation, and the "desperate" cat made a decision to bravely enter the unmanned 0.5 zone!

Well, this micro-expression management, this script with 10,000 words omitted by the heroine of this sad drama, I will definitely give you a vote for the Golden Horse Award this year.

Lu Li's heart was full of regret for himself. Looking at Xiao Ke's acting skills, and then looking at his own, it was like a little golden man against a golden broom, one in the sky, one underground, and still buried in the soil.

This level must be shown, otherwise people will say that the owner's acting skills are not as good as a cat, which is a loss for the old man.

Lu Li, who was in the crowd, watched the cat resolutely run towards the "restricted area" of the crowd. The expression on his face and the emotions in his heart were all mixed.

From the joy of regaining the lost pet, to the relief of catching up with the escaped pet, to the worry of watching the cat suddenly run towards the soldiers, in between, there was also the loneliness of the cat who would rather take risks than come back. .