I created the Longevity Club

"Don't mention these sad things, talk about something else."

Lu Li pretended to be bold, drank another glass of old wine, and waved his hands. If he didn't talk about this, his heart would be deeply hurt. If he talked about this, he would be asking for trouble, drinking and drinking.

While chatting and laughing, I drank another cup into my belly, which was so satisfying. "Then what are we talking about? I know you very well?"

Jiang Li'er, who was holding the wine jar, sneered, mentally classifying the unknown man next to him as a man who "doesn't know how to behave."

Even if the person I miss doesn’t necessarily like me now, I still don’t feel so bad about myself that I want to talk to a random guy when I meet someone for the first time, or I just got dumped, and it’s like I’m trying to strike up a conversation with a guy from my next family. It’s like disgusting. A man who is a scumbag is called a scumbag for short.

Not sure that he would be the next one to be abandoned, he glanced at the face that Lu Li had put so much effort into making up.

I am very confident about this face. It was dusk when I first started working on it, and by the time I finished it, the moon was halfway up. Not only did I not know who I was after putting on makeup, but even in the "handsome" part In terms of realm, I can still retain my original rank. Tsk, my craft can be called the magical power of ghost hands. I will apply for one when I return to earth, and I am guaranteed to make a lot of money.

When I thought about it, I felt sad for myself again - why had I been so miserable in the prehistoric times? The boss behind the scenes of the Tangtang Changsheng Club was now being forced to think about making money.

It’s all forced by life.

This cup is a toast to myself.

Gudu Gudu, another cup is eaten. He didn't pay attention to the way Jiang Li'er looked at him. He opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to say it yet.

Hey, I'm alone, and I've just had a strong drink, but my makeup skills are still so skillful. It's normal for such a handsome girl to be tempted.

Not jealous at all, no no. "What are you looking at? I've never seen a handsome guy before." "

Jiang Li'er looked away in a nonchalant manner, drank the remaining wine in the glass, and said in a depressed voice. "It's not easy for the girl you are chasing." "Oh, seriously..."

Suddenly, as if he thought of something, Lu Li, who had dressed up, suddenly raised his glass and started drinking as he was halfway through his words. The second half of the sentence is "It's really not easy. It's not easy to choose between true love and good looks." After saying half a sentence, he swallowed it in time, carrying a glass of strong wine, as if he wanted to drink it again. This kind of energy will burn away all these ridiculous thoughts, so that I can never think about them again.

Thinking of his own reflection in the wine glass just now, and how drunk he was, Lu Li had to say something fair in his heart. He couldn't activate this "magic power", and he couldn't do things like deceiving others by destroying his own sign. It would damage his moral character.

After drinking this glass of wine, I slowly continued this half sentence, as if in the middle of the sentence, the sorrow in my heart suddenly surged up, making me feel dizzy, so I had to drink a glass of wine to calm down the shock. "It's really not easy."

He looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle again, and a drop of crystal fell from the corner of his eye.

Damn it, are my makeup skills so bad?

Next time I find a pig's trotter and draw it twice, the effect will be much better than "sculpting" it for a long time by myself. Magical powers still depend on talent. As the saying goes, success is ninety-nine percent perspiration plus one percent inspiration. If you lose one-half of the inspiration, nine percent will come back. Nineteen won't make it happen.

The world only knows the first half of the sentence, but does not know that the second half is the most important. Taking it out of context is sophistry.

There are many such examples, such as "There are three ways to be unfilial, the most important is not having children", "No businessman is not sharp, no restraint is not a husband", etc., etc., etc., etc., are everywhere.

So, if the causes and consequences are not explained and there are unintentional coincidences, good intentions can often lead to bad things.

Just like tonight, without even thinking about it, I must have been treated as a scumbag by Jiang Lier, the kind of person who was reincarnated as a failed Neptune.

Shameful, so shameful.

After figuring out the joints, Lu Li wished he could plunge into the wine vat and drown in it. Fortunately, fortunately, I came here with such a strange makeup that "demonstrates no one close to me". If I had been recognized if I had put on a lighter makeup... Haha, I'd better start over in life.

He had no choice but to take this step. Since he was already like this, he might as well suffer the consequences and change the image of himself as a vest in Jiang Lier's mind from the image of "a dead scumbag who wants to become the king of the sea but can't raise fish" to Transformed into the image of a "sad person who is hurt by love because of his ugly appearance".

Most women are emotional creatures. After spending so many days together, Lu Li found that Jiang Li'er was the most iconic example. Whether it was the betrayal of his personal maid or the argument between himself and his father Jiang Li, Jiang Li'er The choices she makes are all biased towards her own emotional cognition, and she is guided by her own emotions in doing things. This results in the girl's actions being easily driven by emotions, such as sympathy.

This is a brilliant move. It's like after the confession fails, both parties calm down a little, and the man asks, "Can we still be friends in the future?" The woman's answer is usually in the affirmative.

Of course, this is not absolute. It depends on the face, whether the confessor or the confessed party.

So Lu Li's choice is to use the seemingly impeccable mask of "ugliness" to label himself in Jiang Li'er's heart as "harmless to people and animals, impossible to be close to", so that he can disappear from the column of "this person is a dead scum, don't get involved in any way". Damn it

What? You want to ask yourself which column you belong to?

I guess this girl will open a new one for herself. Oh, she is so confident that those who are favored are fearless.

In other words, since the label in my heart will not make me a "threat to the status of the person I like", then in Jiang Li'er's heart, "this person is interested in me", I have successfully avoided the thunder, so at least I don't have to talk to him about in-depth topics, at least I won't say "get out" every sentence and "claw" every two sentences. Although I am playing tricks with the person I like, my purpose is not a big evil, but it is understandable.

Using my own vest to flirt with my own girl, am I really not cheating on myself...

Let go of these meaningless thoughts and concentrate on acting, the tears that took a long time to squeeze out from the corners of my eyes, and the longing and sorrow written on my face. .