I! Dark Destruction, join the chat group

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Nagase Izumi: “By the way, have you ever thought about the meaning of this chat group? Is it really just for us to get together and chat?”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “It shouldn’t be that simple.”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “But for now, apart from chatting, it doesn’t seem to have any other role.”
I’m curious: “I think it’s good to be able to chat. After all, we are all from different worlds~”
What Chitanda Airu said was very reasonable.
After all, it is impossible for ordinary people to get together and chat with people from other worlds.
Dark Destruction: “This chat group is definitely not just for us to chat.”
Dark God of Destruction: “When more people join in, other functions will definitely be opened. Of course, the most important thing is to change fate!”
As a traveler who has read a lot of chat groups and online novels.
Ye Lian doesn’t really think that the chat group is just for chatting.
in a sense.
The chat group is similar to the existence of the Time and Space Administration.
Wait for the subsequent group members to increase.
Absolutely will open a variety of functions, and distribute a variety of tasks.
And the first thing to do is to solve those illegal traversers and those who are reincarnated!
Haven’t eaten pork before, haven’t you seen a pig run?
In those chat groups and online novels, there are such routines.
Dagu boiled the soup: “Why do you want to change your destiny?”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Yes, I’m thinking about it, I don’t even know what will happen in the future, what kind of fate will be changed?”
I was very curious: “Big Brother Dagu, don’t follow me!”
Nagase Izumi: “Changing one’s destiny should be against the sky, isn’t it?”
God of Dark Destruction: “Let’s not talk about others for the time being, @順山鳥仙人, if you don’t change your fate, are you still waiting for someone else to collect your corpse?”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “What do you mean?”
Jiraiya also said that he suddenly had a bad premonition.
Dark God of Destruction: “In your original destiny, you died, in the hands of your apprentice, and your body sank into the sea, um, there is no whole body.”
“?”
“Damn it! I’m actually dead on a horse! And I still don’t have a whole body!”
Lying on the wall, Jiraiya, who was in a certain bathhouse, subconsciously shouted loudly.
Immediately, it caught the attention of the women who were rubbing their backs.
Chickens and eggs beat, screaming again and again!
……
(1000 a day, how long will it take to have 1 billion?)
(Sorry, the author has a bad mind and hates math.)
(Even after pondering hard on the computer for half an hour, I can’t figure out the reason. Is there a smart big guy who can give the answer?).
Chapter 5
“Hey~ Those women are too ruthless, they even beat this immortal’s handsome face into a pig’s head three!”
Somewhere in the woods.
Jiraiya, who escaped the catastrophe, touched the bruise on his face and took a deep breath.cool air.
“No, now is not the time to think about that.”
“You have to ask Mr. Ye Lian, why did I die so well? Not only did I die without a corpse, but I even died in the hands of my apprentice!”
Consciousness entered the chat group.
Just when he was about to ask Ye Lian what was going on, Jiraiya’s mouth twitched wildly when he saw the chat record.
I was very curious: “Uncle Jiraiya, how pitiful!”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “Uncle Jiraiya, you died so miserably!”
Naise Izumi: “Although he is a lecherous scum, he shouldn’t die, and his corpse sank into the sea, without a complete corpse.”
Toad Mountain’s lecherous immortal: “Gan! I’m not dead on my horse!”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “@Dark Destruction God, Ye Lian, what’s going on?”
Dark Destruction: “What’s the matter? Am I not being straightforward enough?”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “No, I mean, why did I die?”
Dark Destruction: “It’s too complicated to explain, so let’s see for yourself.”
Recalling the story of Jiraiya exploring Yuyin Village and then being killed by Payne, Ye Lian made it into a video file and sent it to the group.
Dark Destruction: “”
Seeing the video sent by Ye Lian, including Jiraiya, everyone clicked to play it immediately.
Non-vegetation, ruthless Practice makes perfect.
been together for so long.
Every day I brag and fart, I have some feelings.
So they also wanted to see how Jiraiya came to the end of his life.
After a few minutes.
Everyone who quickly watched the video fell silent.
Dagu boiled it into soup: “Uncle Jiraiya, you are a real man, you are worthy of admiration!”
Nagase Izumi: “It seems that you are not without merit, as the leader of the group.”
I was very curious: “woohoo~ it’s so touching~”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Xiaonan, Yahiko,”
Jiraiya’s mood at the moment is very complicated.
Unexpectedly, he ended up dying at the hands of the three war orphans he took in during World War II.
So dreamy!
As for the authenticity of this video, Jirai does not doubt it.
From his point of view, there is no need to fool him for beings of a level like Ye Lian.
Dark Destruction: “How do you feel?”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “I feel very complicated. I didn’t expect so many things happened after I left them.”
God of Dark Destruction: “You dragon angelica returns to the sea, but the sea does not welcome me; the leaves of angelica root, the leaves do not welcome me, the three immortals; the cloud crane angel returns to the sky, the sky does not welcome me Miaomuxian; the tiger angelica mountain, the mountain does not welcome me Great hero; the mountains belong to one, and if you don’t welcome me, you will come by yourself!”
Naise Izumi: “Good poetry!”
I was very curious: “Brother Ye Lian is amazing!”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “I am full of vigor and admiration. It fully describes the man of Uncle Jiraiya!”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Hehe, Ye Lian is too flattering, in fact, I’m not that good at all~”
Zilai also scratched his head. He was very thick-skinned, and he was rarely a little shy.
and.
Should it be said that he is a hero?
One second, he was hurting his own death, and the next second, he was fluttering.
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Ale, that’s not right!”
It seemed that he suddenly remembered something, and Jiraiya looked surprised.
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “Boss Ye Lian, are we from different worlds? How do you know what will happen to me in the future?”
Naise Izumi: “I didn’t think there was anything before, but now I’ve been mentioned by Jirai, it seems to be true!”
I’m curious:””
Dagu boiled it into soup: “,”
Dark God of Destruction: “Just think that I can predict the future.”
Ye Lian didn’t tell them the truth.
After all, it’s not necessary.
Although they used to be virtual characters created by others, but now, since they joined the chat group, their original destiny has been changed.
tell them the truth.
Except for disgusting them, there is no substantive meaning.
Moreover, Ye Lian didn’t lie.
Among Zaki’s many skills, there is indeed a predictive ability.
However, it is not exaggerated enough to predict the Naruto world from the Ultra World.
Naise Izumi: “”
I was very curious: “Brother Ye Lian is amazing!”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “As expected of Ye Lian, this immortal is convinced!”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “Boss Ye Lian, apart from Uncle Jiraiya, do you still know our future?”
Dark Destruction: “I know, but I won’t say it.”
Dark God of Destruction: “Jilai is also because he will die, so I told him, your words, there is no fatal danger in the future, so don’t think about it.”
Spoilers are cool though.
Very exciting.
But it’s boring to keep spoilers.
Moderate is good, grasp the size, and when they meet a turning point in their lives, and then come forward to spoil the story, the pleasure will be doubled!
This is also Ye Lian’s little bit of bad fun~
I was very curious: “I think what Brother Ye Lian said makes sense!”
I’m curious: “If you predict the future in advance, then it means you know everything. In this way, wouldn’t life be boring~”
Naise Izumi: “If there is no fatal danger, then it doesn’t matter.”
Dagu boiled it into soup: “Indeed, sometimes, knowing too much is not a good thing.”
Toad Mountain lecherous immortal: “”Jirai was also thinking, and predicted that he would die in advance.
When the time comes, will you still make the same decision as in the video?
It should be.
After all, he is a hero!