I, Den-O, Contract Urban Legend

——Calm down, Ueya Inoue.

It's just a bad thing. A small thing is better than usual.

Well, I'm not the unlucky guy!

[Sir, I'm here to see you. Did you miss Sachiko when you were in school? 】

【Um? 】

Looking at the golden ball of light that suddenly appeared around him, Inoue Ueya had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Seeing that Inoue Ue didn't respond, the delinquents became a little impatient.

The blond delinquent standing in the middle stepped forward and grabbed Inoue Ueya's collar, "Hey, hey, we've all humbled ourselves so much. You're not going to let me borrow it, are you?"

[Is this blackmail? My mother had seen many similar incidents when she lived in the school toilet before. 】

Natsukawa Hanako's voice came, and another red light appeared around her.

[Ha, can I ask you for advice? What should I do if I am being blackmailed? 】

[This Sachiko knows, of course - beat them all up! 】

I saw a golden light flashing on Inoue Ueya's body, his hairstyle changed to a middle-parted bangs, his eyes turned amber, and his highlighted blond hair was obviously possessed by Yoshihiro Hachisha.

"Ueya Inoue" showed a bright smile, put his hands on his hips, and shouted loudly: "Hmph, cry bitterly for my strength!"

【How about it? Sir, does Sachiko's tone this time sound like the original? 】

【Um...it doesn’t really look like it, but it’s so cute, Sachiko. 】

"Hey hey hey-"

When the three delinquent boys heard this, they looked at "Ueya Inoue" who suddenly started to giggle stupidly.

This is embarrassing, why is this happening? I had just become a delinquent and was blackmailing someone for the first time. Why did I meet a psychopath?

The three of them looked at each other for a while, each seeing confusion and confusion in the other's eyes. Why don't they just forget it? What kind of money do you want from a lunatic?

"Come on, when it comes to fighting, Sachiko is not afraid of anyone, right?"

After hearing "Ueya Inoue's" provocation, the first person to lose his temper was the blond delinquent.

"Are you kidding, bastard!"

As he spoke, the blond bad guy raised his fist and swung it towards "Ueya Inoue"'s face.

"That's it?"

Raising his hand lightly, "Ueya Inoue" directly grabbed the blond delinquent's fist, "A guy who can only brag about himself can't win against Sachiko, right?"

[Hey, hey, don’t be too harsh. 】

"Ueya Inoue" grabbed the blond delinquent and threw him hard onto the double-sloped roof of the store in front.

"Help ah ah ah -"

To be honest, the roof is about several meters high from the ground. In terms of danger, as long as he doesn't move, it shouldn't be very dangerous. That is, if he asks for help from others and is asked why he is on the roof It may be a little hard to talk about it.

Looking at the blond delinquent sitting on the roof with a confused expression, "Ueya Inoue" nodded, "Is this gentle enough? I just let him think about how he wants to get down."

【hiss……】

Sometimes, Inoue Ueya feels that from a certain perspective, Hachishako is still a bit scary.

[Oh oh oh, is there a fight? From now on, let me do it. Idiot senior, please step aside! 】

As he finished speaking, the red light next to "Ueya Inoue" hit him, knocking the golden light out of his body. For a moment, his hair stood up back, and the highlighted red hair was obviously made by Hanako Natsukawa. Possessed.

[Ehhhhhh? 】

"Mom, come on stage!"

"O-Mother?"

"Hey, didn't you say we were going to fight? Let me get involved!"

"Ueya Inoue" clenched his fists and grinned ferociously, "Come on, let's have a good fight!"

The remaining two people finally knew that they were in trouble. They originally wanted to run away, but they began to hesitate when they saw the blond delinquent sitting on the roof asking for help.

If he just ran away, wouldn't he look too unloyal?

But if you don't run away...

The black-haired delinquent was deep in thought.

"Ah - really, I will fight with you!"

The hedgehog-headed bad guy next to him rushed forward and punched "Ueya Inoue" directly.

Bang!

I saw "Ueya Inoue" kicking the hedgehog in the stomach, sending him flying several meters away.

The hedgehog head was lying on the ground, seemingly unconscious.

"Well, you are the only one left in the end..."

"Ueya Inoue" stared at the black-haired delinquent, slowly walked over, stretched out his hand to grab his collar, and whispered: "Speaking of which, are you blackmailers? Then you should have a lot of money on you, right?"

"Hey, do you want to..."

"Hmph, hand over all your money, and I will let you go."

[Hey, Hanako, don’t use my body to blackmail others! 】

"Huh? Even if the other party is a blackmailer?"

[It’s not a question of whether it’s okay or not. I’d rather you just beat him up. I don’t want this kind of money! 】

Chapter 58: Master Bachi is the best in the world!

A little ahead.

I am Ueya Inoue, and I am currently running wildly on the streets.

[Wow, you idiot Hanako, I asked you to beat me, but you really did it...]

Although somewhat suddenly, Mr. Inoue is now being chased by the police.

Because Ms. Hanako possessed herself, and then she was seen by the patrol police when she beat the black-haired delinquent.

[What, if they chase you, just give them a beating. 】

[Who would do such a thing? Why don’t you give me some common sense in the human world? 】

"Hey, that guy in front of you, you better stop! You can't escape anymore!"

All in all, if you can't explain why, you'll be in trouble if you get caught.

With no time to continue preaching to Hanako, Inoue Ueya looked around, trying to find a door that could be opened so that he could hide directly in the Desert of Time.

Door, where is the door?——

After being chased for a long distance, Inoue Ueya had already left the shopping street area, and now the buildings around him are all residential buildings...

Wait, doesn’t Hanako have the ability to move to any toilet at will?

[Hanako, use your invincible mobility to think of a solution! 】

[Hey, I know, I know. 】

…

In a flash of red light, Inoue Ueya appeared in the toilet at home.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Mr. Inoue finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Huh... it was so dangerous, I almost got caught."

Immediately, Inoue Ueya walked out of the toilet at home and glanced in the direction of the living room. Natsukawa Hanako was sitting on the sofa watching TV as always.

Speaking of which, since she left Tenjin Elementary School, she seems to have been staying at home and watching TV, right?

Uh, Hanako must have become a homebody...

No, no, no, instead of saying that, it would be better to say that as a "flower child in the toilet", she is originally a home girl.

She must have been in the bathroom for a long time before, so even if she is free now, she refuses to go out, right?

"Have you come out of the toilet? Before you change clothes, help me buy some Kuole and bring it back."

"Hmm... Mr. Inoue, let me ask you this. Could it be that you asked that bad guy for money because you wanted to have fun?"

"Nonsense, otherwise what's the use of money from an urban legend?"

It's really not good. The more I look at it, the more I feel like I'm squatting at home. I have to think of a way to get Hanako-san to change...

All in all, let's go out for a walk with her first.

So the question is, what is the most important thing to convince a stay-at-home girl to go out?

It should be tactful, right?

Well, to put it mildly...

So, after Inoue Ueya thought for a while, he immediately said: "Let me tell you straight, if you continue to stay like this, Hanako, you will become fat very soon!"

"ha?"

"Think about it. Apart from eating and bathing every day, she basically lies on the sofa and watches TV. Then Hanako gradually started to become a fat woman due to the influence of this unhealthy routine!"

Listening to what Inoue Ueya said, Miss Hanako suddenly became uneasy.

"Hey, I haven't read much. Don't scare me. This can't be true, right?"

"Unfortunately, Inoue Ueya has found strong proof!"

Mr. Inoue pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, smiled coldly, pointed at Miss Natsukawa Hanako in front of him, and said sonorously: "Haven't you noticed yet? The image of Hanako in the urban legend is actually a little girl? However, what is in front of you is You are a mature big sister!”

Natsukawa Hanako frowned and asked, "So? Does this have anything to do with me getting fat?"

"Don't you understand? Since your body shape will change, it is not impossible that you will gain weight due to work and rest problems!"

Hearing this, Natsukawa Hanako thought carefully for a while. There seemed to be nothing wrong with this statement. Is there such a bad thing?

After all, she is also a famous urban legend. If she becomes a fat woman, her popularity may drop significantly, right?

Oops, this is Miss Hanako’s big crisis!

The frightened Natsukawa Hanako immediately stood up, seemed to feel something, frowned, and immediately sat down again.

Hachiko Sachi just walked out of the room and looked at the pale Natsukawa Hanako with a puzzled expression on his face, "Hanako-chan? Why does your face look so ugly? Could it be that you have a bad stomach?"

"Tsk, my feet are numb..."

She had an impression of this feeling. When she was fighting a monster, she had a similar feeling of paralysis due to carelessness and poisoning, but it was not as serious as the numbness in her feet this time!

Damn it, will I, Hanako, have such a day?

I was careless, the TV or something, I didn’t expect it to be a dangerous trap...

"Inoue, help me get up. Let's go out for a walk together now. This is no longer the time to sit here and watch TV!"

Inoue Zhiye nodded secretly after hearing this.

Yoshi, finally succeeded in persuading Hanako. It was easier than imagined, "Just right, let's go exercise with Sachiko together."

…

After a while, the three came to a nearby park.

Recently, Inoue Ueya and Hatachi Yuki come here to exercise basically every day.

To be honest, because Hachishako appeared frequently, she naturally became familiar with the people in the park. Everyone began to become familiar with the tall Hachishaku-sama, and people would say hello to her from time to time.

"Oh, it's Master Hachisha!"

"Master Hachiku, please teach me the magic. I also want to become light!"

"Look, this is the legendary Hachishaku-sama who will become lucky when you see him!"