I, Den-O, Contract Urban Legend

"What about that, Miss Mary? Did you call the wrong number? I don't know anyone named Mary?"

"snort!"

Inoue Ueya also vaguely heard the voice coming from the phone, and the other party seemed a little angry.

"I'm Mary. I'm at the door of your room now."

? ? ?

Wait, Mr. Inoue seems to have heard of this dialogue somewhere.

Could this Mary be the Miss Mary from the urban legend?

The correct dialogue and the phone number of the caller turned into a series of strange garbled characters. Maybe it really is "Miss Mary"?

Well, the urban legend about Miss Mary is simply the story of an abandoned doll, a doll with the ability to teleport, move in space, etc., and finally returned to its owner after going through all kinds of hardships, probably. Bar……

Although it sounds like it should be a warm and inspiring story, the normal ending seems to be that Mary returns home and kills the master who abandoned her, right?

Of course, there are other versions. For example, Mary is actually the Fourth Hokage. Because the Fourth Hokage's reincarnation failed and was possessed by a dilapidated doll abandoned on the roadside due to an unknown mistake, so he embarked on a search for it. The journey of the so-called "master" is actually to find Orochimaru, who failed to destroy his filthy land, because only by finding him can he be able to undo the ninjutsu of his filthy land reincarnation.

There is also another version. Mary is a saint who learned the Phoenix Phantom Fist. In order to avenge her master, she returned from hell. While saying the famous line "I am behind you now", she used the Phantom Fist to appear in her. After the master's death, the master fell into a terrifying illusion, leaving an indelible shadow in the heart of the master who abandoned her.

To put it simply, Miss Mary should be considered a yandere, right? Or the Avengers?

Ue Inoue didn't know either, because he wasn't sure what was going on with the Mary he met now, but at least Mr. Inoue was sure that she had definitely made the wrong call, because he had never abandoned the doll at all?

No, no, no, but these are not the point. The most important thing at the moment should be to persuade Miss Mary to put down the butcher knife, right?

Although he didn't know who the owner of Miss Mary was, Inoue felt that her approach of killing the owner was a bit too much, so he turned on the computer and talked to Mary on the phone.

"Hey, Miss Mary, right? You said you were at the door of the room, right? Don't go in yet. I have something I want to talk to you about..."

"No! I want to meet Onii-chan! Now!"

"Be obedient and wait for me!"

At this time, Ue Inoue also quickly used the computer to search for content about negotiation skills.

What came into view was a dazzling series of information, but after he glanced at it, the content seemed to be inseparable from several key points!

Understand the other party's purpose, briefly analyze the other party's character, and grasp the space for negotiation...

What, it turns out to be just such a simple thing, I understand!

——From today on, please call me Negotiator Ueya Inoue!

To stop Mary from attacking humans, we must first know her motives, and then negotiate with her in this direction.

I heard you right, she just said she wanted to "meet Onii-chan"...

"Mary, do you like your master very much?"

"Yeah, I like it, Onii-chan is so handsome!"

Inoue Ueya nodded secretly, at least now this Mary still has a good impression of the master, so...

"I see... Actually, I think violence cannot solve the problem. If you like the other person, then it is better not to do such scary behavior. As long as you can be more tactful, I believe your master can understand - —”

Just when Inoue Ueya was still thinking about how to dissuade Mary, a strange and childish voice came from behind him.

"I'm Mary, and I'm behind you now."

In an instant, Inoue Ueya stood stiffly on the spot without saying a word.

Yossi, the negotiation failed.

——But forget about calling the wrong number, now even the real person has admitted his mistake, don’t call the wrong owner!

So the question is, should Mr. Inoue look back? Or should I just run away?

No, why don't you explain it first?

"What, you, did you recognize the wrong person? We don't have a doll named Mary here, right?"

After the words fell, the voice of "Ms. Mary" came from behind Inoue Ueya again.

"That's too much! Didn't Onii-chan just see Mary's business card from the carton?"

Wait, a business card in a cardboard box?

"Could it be that..."

Inoue Ueya couldn't help but turn around and saw a strange blond loli sitting on his bed, looking at him with purple eyes.

"So who are you?" Mr. Inoue couldn't help but complained loudly.

"I am me, Miss Mary!"

Saying that, Mary jumped directly on Inoue Ueya with a smile on her face.

"We finally meet officially. I am a cursed doll, my name is Mary, please give me your advice!"

Bang!

"Are you okay, sir?"

Hachishako seemed to hear Inoue Ueya's voice, and rushed into Inoue Ueya's room from the outside. When she saw Inoue Ueya being pressed to the ground by a blond lolita, she was stunned.

"Uh, don't get me wrong, Sachiko, I don't know her..." Ueya Inoue tried to explain.

"Wow, my husband is flirting with a girl he doesn't know--"

With a wow, Yasha Yuki ran out of Inoue Ueya's room crying.

"Hey, listen to Mr. Inoue!"

...

Hashi sat on the chair and said solemnly: "Are all the people here?"

"Yes, everyone is here."

Inoue Ueya had no expression on his face, his hands were handcuffed to the chair, and he was surrounded by people.

"Then, the second meeting of the Inoue family officially begins!"

Iwanaga Kotoko nodded, and then said: "Today's discussion is about the incident of Inoue Ueya hooking up with a strange loli!"

Miss Sadako slapped the table hard, stood up, and shouted: "Criminal Ueya, do you know your crime! As long as you like, Miss Sadako can change for you at any time! Why do you want to hook up with a girl you don't know outside and bring her home!"

Chapter 63 I only know that you are a sultry pervert

Miss Sadako became more and more excited as she spoke, and a blue light flashed, and then she turned into a loli and sat on Inoue Ueya.

Inoue Ueya's mouth twitched, and he shouted: "Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding! Calm down a little, Sadako!"

Although Inoue Ueya wanted to try to break free from the handcuffs, it seemed that he couldn't tear the handcuffs off with his bare hands with his current strength...

From the moment he was taken out of the package by Inoue Ueya, Mary was sure that the boy in front of her was her destined master.

Seeing Miss Sadako sitting on Inoue Ueya, Miss Mary was jealous. She stood up and sat on Inoue Ueya as well. At the same time, she wanted to push Miss Sadako away and shouted: "Go away, old woman pretending to be young! Don't sit on my Onii-chan!"

"Old woman pretending to be young?"

After hearing Miss Mary's words, Miss Sadako felt dizzy and shaky as if she had been struck by a bolt from the blue. "I, I am an old woman pretending to be young..."

Miss Sadako fell into unprecedented depression, and her eyes gradually lost their luster.

"Hey, don't care about this kind of thing, Sadako!"

Inoue Ueya's mouth twitched slightly. He knew very well that for the invincible Sadako A-mon, age might be the only thing that made her feel shaken, probably.

Yashiki was a little puzzled by Miss Sadako's reaction, and then asked: "Well, is age really that important?"

"Of course it is important. Age is a taboo that girls cannot mention!" Miss Sadako said angrily.

Kotoko Iwanaga shrugged her back and took the opportunity to add insult to injury, "Hehe, you old guys will never be able to beat a beautiful young girl like me!"

Miss Mary showed a look of disgust when she heard this, and said to Kotoko Iwanaga: "You too, Mary hates you, hates you, and hates girls who approach Onii-chan!"

Looking at the blonde loli in front of her with a look of disgust towards her, Kotoko Iwanaga was speechless.

Seeing that the atmosphere was gradually getting wrong, Inoue Ueya tried to change the atmosphere on the scene, "Really, you have been with Mr. Inoue for so long, don't you know that I am a gentleman!"

As he said, Inoue Ueya turned his eyes to Hanako Natsukawa, hoping that she could think of a way to save the situation.

"Stop talking nonsense, I only know that you are a sultry pervert!"

"???"

Although for some reason Hanako Natsukawa in front of her looked a little unhappy and her mood became unusually irritable, Inoue Ueya wanted to refute her, but after looking at her face, he finally gave up this dangerous idea.

However, Inoue Ueya's guess this time was correct. In fact, Natsukawa Hanako had just watched Madoka Magica for a while, so she was in a bad mood now. If she said a few more words, she might get beaten.

Inoue Ueya sighed, why the situation was getting worse and worse, "Listen, this is a misunderstanding! Mary is a cursed item that her parents put in the package this time. Things are completely not what you think!"

"Cursed item? Very good, let me get rid of her, hehehehe——"

It seems that she has suffered too much psychological blow, and Miss Sadako gradually turned black.

"Calm down!"

After a long time of fussing, Inoue Ueya finally explained the matter about Mary.

"So? How are you going to deal with this girl?"

Hearing this, Inoue Ueya scratched his head, just like picking up a small animal and taking it home. He hesitated for a while and asked in a tentative tone: "Well... I'll say it straight, Mr. Inoue wants to raise her, is it okay?"

In fact, Inoue Ueya has always been a little regretful that he is an only child.

Since Mary is a doll sent back by her parents and she also called herself Onii-chan, Mr. Inoue must be the owner recognized by Miss Mary in the story, right?

Now Mr. Inoue finally got a lovely sister, and of course he didn't plan to drive her away.

In fact, this urban legend of Miss Mary was originally written to remind everyone to cherish things.

Well, it's hard to say in this world, and the girl in front of me is obviously similar to the description of the urban legend.

"It's impossible to abandon Mary. Now this family is her only place to stay, right? I don't feel comfortable leaving her a little girl outside..."

Mary smiled and sat in the arms of Inoue Ueya, "I love you the most, Onii-chan!"

Natsukawa Hanako looked at the little girl in front of her, and seemed to remember the animation content she just saw. She suddenly became excited, slammed the table, stood up, and shouted: "That's right, stay! I'm so excited." I can’t save the magical girl in the anime, but at least I can protect you!”

Hachishako looked at Miss Mary in front of him, and subconsciously thought of himself who was at a loss after being kicked out by his parents. At the same time, he also thought of Inoue Ueya who was willing to accept him, and the corners of his mouth naturally turned up.

"Sachiko also agrees, let her stay."

She had felt similar pain, so she agreed to let Miss Mary stay.

"Well, I don't care. Anyway, there are already three of them, and I don't mind one more person." Iwanaga Kotoko shrugged.

Hachishako and Iwanaga Kotoko also agreed with Inoue Ueya's statement and accepted Miss Mary's joining.

As a result, everyone looked at Miss Sadako who had not expressed her stance yet.

Miss Sadako sighed, nodded, and then said: "I understand, since you all agree, then it doesn't matter to me... But I have a condition!"

Immediately, Miss Sadako turned her attention to Mary and continued to add: "I don't want anyone to cause trouble in the Inoue family, nor do I want an impolite kid in the family, so please respect everyone in the family. Especially don’t call me old woman!”

"Well, this is natural."

Mr. Inoue also agreed with Miss Sadako's idea. After all, Mary wanted to live in Inoue's house, and of course she had to stay friendly with her family.

Looking down at Mary, Inoue Ueya explained: "This is the Inoue family. No one will mind that you are a doll. I hope you can accept their existence, Mary."

Mary hesitated for a while, and then said: "Since Onii-chan said so, I understand!"

Inoue Ueya looked at Mary and smiled slightly, "You don't need to feel restrained, you can try to treat them as family..."

Although I don’t know what the Mary in front of me has experienced in the past, it may be like an urban legend, she may be a doll that was once abandoned, or she may be an ordinary fusangshin, but at least from now on, Inoue Ueya also wants to Let this child live happily.

Chapter 64: Good, very energetic

As Mary was successfully retained, Inoue Ueya finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I will ask for your advice in the future, Mary."

"Well, please give me some advice, Onii-chan!"

Miss Sadako looked at the smile on Inoue Ueya's face and felt a little dissatisfied in her heart.

——Really, Ueya, a playboy, actually had such close interactions with other girls in front of Miss Sadako...