I, Den-O, Contract Urban Legend

Just as Yukinoshita Yukino said, according to the accident data in hand, the monster suspected to be a highway grandma has caused harm to some people.

Well, yesterday's accident is an exception. The guy who raced to compete with the other party was seriously injured. It was definitely his own fault. I don't know how the victim survived. Since the monster did not take the initiative, it was only indirectly causing the victim to be injured. If he defined the other party's behavior as "harming people", Inoue Ue also felt that it was a bit too much.

If you just let the other party roam on the road like this, it is not a good thing to cause traffic accidents frequently. Although no one has died so far, the victim of the speeding car is at most seriously injured, but if it continues like this, I am afraid that something will happen sooner or later.

"Well, I'll find time to look for it." Inoue Ueya replied.

Yukinoshita Yukino was silent for a while, and looked up at Inoue Ueya.

"I'm going this time too."

"Huh?"

After hearing what Yukinoshita Yukino said, Inoue Ueya was a little stunned.

Well, after practicing hard for a while, this second young lady finally couldn't help but want to see the existence of the monster?

Inoue Ueya thought for a while, shook his head, and rejected Yukinoshita Yukino's request.

"No, I think it's better for you not to go..."

This is not Inoue Ueya's intention to stop Yukinoshita Yukino from interfering with the monster. If he really had such an intention, he could have stopped her before she learned how to use spiritual power.

The problem lies in the monster that appeared this time. Although it is not 100% certain that the other party's true identity is "High Speed ​​Granny", the monster showed a terrible moving speed in the accident.

According to the data that Yukinoshita Yukino gave to Inoue Ueya, the monster has the speed of keeping up with the modified sports car with a speed of more than 300 kilometers per hour on foot. This is only because the victim had a car accident in the middle of the road. It is estimated that this speed is not the other party's limit.

The current known limit is more than 300 kilometers per hour, which has exceeded the speed described in the rumor.

This is not surprising. The ability of urban legends seems to have the possibility of evolution. For example, Sadako at home is an obvious example.

From a ghost sealed in a videotape, she has grown to a half-omniscient being who can directly connect to the Internet with her body. Inoue Ueya thinks that she will continue to grow stronger with the development of technology...

Thinking in this way, it is not shocking that the high-speed granny has broken the speed limit in the rumor.

For Inoue Ueya, he is not sure that he can deal with this kind of speed-specialized monster. He has never encountered this type of opponent in many previous battles.

Even if it is not "High-speed Granny" herself, the opponent must be a very powerful monster. The speed difference alone makes it difficult for Inoue Ueya to find the opponent's whereabouts.

And if it really comes to the point where a battle is needed, Inoue Ueya may not be able to respond immediately to the opponent's high-speed actions, but he can at least use the defense given by the transformation state to resist the attack. Den-O's combat power may be the weakest among the knights, but Mr. Inoue, who has never been beaten to cancel the transformation state, is very confident in Den-O's defensive performance. He should be able to barely hold on for a while.

However, it is hard to say with the addition of Yukinoshita Yukino. Inoue Ueya does not think that he can protect the safety of the second lady while fighting against a strong enemy.

After explaining his thoughts to Yukinoshita Yukino, Inoue Ueya shrugged and said: "So let's leave it to Mr. Inoue this time. Don't worry, if you want to contact the weird, you will encounter it one day in the future after practicing spiritual power. Kotoko is also looking for a commission suitable for you to execute..."

"But I refuse!"

Yukinoshita Yukino had a blank expression and stretched out her hands to make a cross.

"I already have the ability to protect myself, and as the leader of the club, how can I let you act alone? The person who chooses to act alone in the horror story has the highest mortality rate!"

Inoue Ueya frowned and showed an expression of wanting to say something but stopping.

Although he couldn't understand the behavior of this ice sculpture snowman since this morning, he was originally going to complain, but after thinking about it, he was afraid that the second lady of Yukinoshita would become a riddle man because of shame and anger, so he didn't say anything in the end.

It is unknown whether the Oregairu plot in this world is an anime adaptation or the original novel version, so Inoue Ue dared not act rashly.

Well, although the original plot has been distorted to the point where it cannot be distorted anymore because of his intrusion, the person should still be able to be saved.

Let's try it out for now.

"Are you really capable? This time it might be really dangerous..." Inoue Ue sighed.

Yukinoshita Yukino slammed the table suddenly, took off the pair of reflective glasses hanging on her nose again, and her expression suddenly became serious.

"Don't question me!"

Well, you are not going to retreat even though you know there is danger?

Yoshi, Mr. Inoue is sure that this second lady has completely become strange.

"Okay, since you have made up your mind, then follow me to see..."

Although Inoue Ue is still a little worried about the difference in strength, the other party does not seem to have hurt humans, so if you are careful not to provoke the other party, there should be no danger.

Inoue Ueya thought for a while and continued: "Anyway, we don't have to go to school tomorrow weekend, so let's go out to look for the whereabouts of that weird thing tomorrow night. Are you satisfied with this?"

Hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino's expression gradually eased and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, it's decided."

...

After saying goodbye to Yukinoshita Yukino, Inoue Ueya walked on the way home with a bit of a daze.

"Alas, Mr. Inoue sometimes really can't understand women's thoughts. Why did Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly become like a different person?"

[...]

Speaking of which, when I saw Yukinoshita in the morning, Arsen's reaction was a bit strange...

"Well, Arsen, you are not hiding something, are you?" Inoue Ueya asked casually.

[Ah? No, no, I can only stay in your body, what can I hide from you? ]

No, your reaction is already a bit intriguing.

"Forget it, let's go home first."

Chapter 154 But I just like to eat sweets

A few minutes ago

In the club room, Yukinoshita Yukino secretly watched Inoue Ueya leave the school and nodded secretly, muttering to herself: "Just as Arsen said before, that guy seems to be really scared by my new outfit..."

Speaking of this, Yukinoshita Yukino cleaned up the club room a little and prepared to leave the school.

When she thought of the surprised expression that Inoue Ueya showed this morning, Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.

In fact, Yukinoshita Yukino's glasses girl outfit was suggested by Arsen, but she didn't expect that Inoue Ueya couldn't recognize herself after the change of outfit.

The source of the incident happened the day before yesterday, when the sleeping Inoue Ueya was also possessed by Arsen, and Yukinoshita Yukino unexpectedly got along well with her.

Although the future Yukinoshita Yukino disappeared, the current Yukinoshita did not forget what she said, that Arsen was a friend she met in the future.

Even though her future self had told her not to care about her, and to just listen to the story as something that happened in a parallel world as a fictional story, after all, the current situation is quite different from the original one. She didn't want the current Yukinoshita Yukino to be bound by the story, but hoped that the current Yukinoshita Yukino could find a way to live that she liked.

But after listening to the story, Yukinoshita Yukino became more curious about Inoue Ueya.

To be honest, the current Yukinoshita Yukino thought that the relationship between her and Inoue Ueya could only be called friends, far from the level of liking, so she planned to try to get to know Inoue Ueya more deeply.

Coincidentally, although she didn't know how her future self became friends with Arsen, they finally met the day before yesterday. As her future self said, Arsen was a talkative person, and his attitude towards her seemed particularly enthusiastic, as if he had met an idol he liked.

It happened to be a role that Yukinoshita Yukino was not good at dealing with, and the two of them talked unconsciously. She heard a lot of interesting things from Arsen, which made Yukinoshita Yukino listen with relish.

Like the urban legend of the contract, he helped Iwanaga Kotoko deal with the disputes of monsters and prevented monsters from attacking humans. His birthday, hobbies, and personal habits showed that he was actually a sultry pervert, which completely changed the steady image of Inoue Ueya in her mind.

Maybe it was because of Inoue Ueya's recent performance that Yukinoshita Yukino had an illusion, and subconsciously thought of him as a steady and reliable guy?

It makes sense. Shizuka Hiratsuka originally thought of him as a chuunibyou, a gloomy otaku, and so on, so she brought Inoue Ueya to the service club.

As for the reason for dressing like this today...

In fact, Yukinoshita Yukino had shown the car accident information she just took out to Arsen the day before yesterday, and she had also asked Arsen to go with her.

But she was rejected by Arsen at that time.

After all, Arsen was only temporarily possessed by the sleeping Inoue Ueya, and she thought she was not qualified to make decisions on behalf of Inoue Ueya, so she refused directly.

Instead, Yasen told Yukinoshita some methods that were said to be able to convince Inoue Ueya, such as changing into a special outfit, and then asking him to go with her in a more assertive manner...

But these were just methods that Yasen said casually. At that time, she was just joking with Yukinoshita, but she didn't expect that this serious girl would actually believe it and actually do it.

Yasen was shocked by her outfit in the morning, and even when Inoue Ueya asked her, she subconsciously changed the subject.

Well, since Yukinoshita's plan has succeeded, there should be no one who can prove that she is joking now, right?

"By the way, I must go home early and prepare for tomorrow."

Although the tone of speaking to Inoue Ueya just now was a bit strong, Yukinoshita did not lie.

Yukinoshita still has some confidence in her own strength. In addition to practicing spiritual power according to the teachings of Hanakaiin Yuura, she was led by her future self to undergo various terrible hell training.

That's right, there's nothing to be afraid of. She is no longer the weak girl she used to be!

…

On the other hand, Inoue Ueya finally returned home.

"I'm back."

Although I don't know what the meaning is, since Sadako joined the Inoue family, Inoue Ueya always said this sentence every time he returned home according to her request, and Sadako would respond to him every time, and vice versa. Over time, it has become a habit.

However, Inoue Ueya did not hear Sadako's response as usual today.

"Sadako?"

Inoue Ueya tried to call Sadako's name with a puzzled tone, but unfortunately he still didn't get any response.

"Strange, did Sadako go out to buy vegetables?"

Under normal circumstances, Sadako should not go out at this time.

Suddenly, the roar of Natsukawa Hanako came from a distance.

"It's really outrageous, why add sugar to the eggs that have just been fried!"

As he said, Inoue Ueya took off his shoes for going out, changed into indoor slippers, and walked towards the living room with a curious attitude.

"Well, but I just like sweet things..."

Mary's voice came from the kitchen, but her tone seemed to be mixed with a hint of grievance.

"Well, no matter how much I like it, the amount you added is too exaggerated, isn't it? A portion of scrambled eggs and half a bottle of sugar, who can stand this..." Iwanaga Kotoko sighed.

? ? ?

Wait, are they discussing something terrible?

Inoue Ueya, who was standing outside the kitchen, looked extremely terrified. Suddenly, his movements froze, and he retracted his right hand on the kitchen door, completely giving up the idea of ​​going into the kitchen to find out.

Without thinking too much, just by hearing what they just said, Inoue Ueya could guess that they were studying the production method of some dark cuisine.

If he walked into the kitchen carelessly now, he would most likely be forced to become a taster.

In short, Mr. Inoue decided to make a temporary tactical retreat and go back to his room to hide for a while.

"Ah, Jingye, you're finally back!"

Before Inoue Ueya left the scene, Kuin, who sensed the aura of the Book of Shadows in his body, had already walked out of the kitchen first, stopping him directly.

Chapter 155: This is hell ahead

After hearing the explanation of the girls, Inoue Ueya nodded.

"I guess I know. It turns out that Sadako is teaching you how to cook..."

But Inoue Ueya stood in the kitchen and looked around, but he couldn't find Miss Sadako.

"Uh, so what happened to Sadako?"

Hearing this, everyone's face suddenly became a little ugly.

"She just tried a bite of the food made by Mary and Kuin with a curious mentality. She was fine at first, but after a while, she hurried into the bathroom..." Iwanaga Kotoko said a little helplessly.

[Huh, this is too scary, right? 】

I never expected that this world actually has terrible food that can affect weirdness. Even Arsen, who has no entity, couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.

A trace of fear flashed across Inoue Ueya's face, fearing that he would become the next victim, and his body unconsciously stepped back several steps. Although he didn't eat much food that tasted bad, the food that could make monsters have diarrhea was not something that an ordinary human like him could bear.

Then the question is, according to Sadako's request, the others will eat the dinner they made by themselves, and find ways to improve it.

Miss Sadako probably can't get out of the toilet for the time being, so what should Mr. Inoue do with his dinner?

The only remaining options are to cook it yourself or eat the "food" they made...