I descend into the world of heaven
Chapter 226 Who goes to the toilet?
Uncle Jiu looked at the crying Aqiang and sighed in his heart. He suddenly didn't know whether to go to Tanjia Village to find Mr. Tan, Tan Wanwan, to verify it! Because the girl opposite is still holding the exquisite pistol pointed at herself...
He said: "The girl just talked about exorcising evil spirits. It seems that she is a member of Xuanmen. I don't know how to call her. Where did she learn from her?"
When Chen Chu saw that the fire was almost done, he put away his pistol and saved the bullets, which would be useful when killing the bandit Po Wang Huan.
This thing is much easier to use than magic. Didn’t you see that Uncle Jiu, who was fighting against the sky and the earth, fighting against ghosts and zombies, became extremely rational and honest within the scope of the truth at the gunpoint?
He formed a seal with his hands and said loudly: "Blessings are immeasurable, the Heavenly Lord! The poor Taoist disciple is a disciple of Sanshan Taoist, a branch of the Tianshi Mansion in Longhu Mountain. The second disciple has not yet taken a Taoist name. His real name is... Fang Xiaoyi!"
Silently reciting the Golden Light Mantra, mana surged in his Dantian, and a thread of light swayed on his index finger.
He is actually from Longhu Mountain!
Uncle Jiu saw the golden light on his fingertips. Longhu Mountain and Gezao Mountain Maoshan were collectively called the Three Talisman Mountains. Although he practiced Talisman, he was better at the Golden Light Spell and Thunder Technique. The Golden Light Spell was very provocative, and those who had no integrity in their hearts would definitely Can't use it! He was immediately ashamed and ashamed. What Fang Xiaoyi said about Aqiang was probably 90% true...
He grabbed Aqiang and slapped him in the face: "How did I usually teach you, but you actually learned how to rob women, and even executed them on the spot without any evidence? It's too outrageous!" In anger, this earscraper, He whipped Aqiang out and his mouth was bleeding with tears.
He clasped his hands in his fists: "I... I am a poor Taoist who has learned from Maoshan, and I worship... Well, I can't embarrass my master. It's okay if my fellow Taoists know that I came from Maoshan. Lin Jiu, people in the village call me Uncle Jiu." Then he looked at me. Xiang Mao Shanming forced out a smile and said, "I don't know what to call this friend?"
Mao Shanming responded: "My Majesty, Mao Shanming... this name comes mainly from the fact that I practiced with a Maoshan Taoist priest for several years when I was a child."
Uncle Jiu, who originally thought he was embarrassed in front of his fellow Taoists from Longhu Mountain, turned red in the face. Unexpectedly, he was doubly embarrassed, and was also embarrassed in front of his fellow Taoists from Maoshan!
In order to express his apology, Uncle Jiu insisted on inviting Chen Chu to the village. Mao Shanming spoke directly and questioned Uncle Jiu on the spot that he might lead them into the village and poison them to silence them! Uncle Jiu's face was red, and to show his sincerity, he dragged Aqiang up and beat him up. The usually rough-skinned guy couldn't scream under Uncle Jiu's fists full of anger, and could only whisper in a low voice. .
that's all.
Chen Chu and Mao Shanming stayed at Uncle Jiu's home.
Naturally, the two little devils that Mao Shanming was carrying did not escape Uncle Jiu's eyes, but he himself was ignorant and allowed his apprentice to make such a big mistake. What qualifications did he have to care about Mao Shanming's little devils?
Besides, there was a room in his side room with more than forty sorghum wine jars, and in each jar there was a ghost waiting to be saved.
After all the villagers left, Uncle Jiu set up a table of wine and food to greet Chen Chu and Mao Shanming overnight. He was still brooding about Aqiang's matter! The first commandment of Maoshan, good and evil cannot coexist, and they will fight for life. These few words deeply hurt his nerves. Mao Shanming is an old man who travels all over the country. What can he do if he can't forgive Uncle Jiu? Can he beat others? Naturally, he chooses to forgive...
Chen Chu had nothing to say. He and Fang Xiaoyi were just passers-by in this world and would probably never come again in the future.
I just told Uncle Jiu to be careful when accepting disciples and not to accept anyone with Aqiang's quality. Otherwise, it would be a small matter to ruin Maoshan's reputation, but it would be a big deal to bring disaster to the world...
What else could Uncle Jiu say? It could only be yes, yes, yes, yes.
According to the tradition of the flower-growing country, important things like to be done at the wine table, whether it is trading or making friends! After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Uncle Jiu learned that Chen Chu had single-handedly almost wiped out the horse thieves in Maple Grass Mountain. He was in awe and expressed his willingness to help find the escaped horse thief Wang Huan...
In the movie, the horse thieves were either fighting or fighting each other when they appeared, without revealing too much information. It is very inconvenient to find people now.
Fortunately, Chen Chu still had several leaves stained with the blood of the King of Thieves in his pocket. As long as he had the other party's blood and name, he could cast a spell, but the effect would not be as strong as that of the person's birth date.
What surprised Chen Chu was that in the world of "Exorcist Police", Uncle Feng knew how to curse, but in the world of "Mr. Fantasy", Uncle Jiu needed his birth date to curse...
Seeing Chen Chu's confusion, Uncle Jiu explained that he majored in talismans and knew a little bit about the others. However, when Chen Chu opened the forum, he could assist by skimming the formation.
We have made an appointment to open the altar tomorrow night!
Chen Chu returned to the room.
He encountered something that was a little embarrassing and had to face it. Although Fang Xiaoyi practiced hard, she was still a mortal body. In the world, she had to eat, drink, live and move, and her body had to eat, drink and relieve herself. He had eaten once in Tanjiacun, and now he had eaten again and wanted to go to the toilet...
Standing in front of the latrine door with the toilet paper he had brought in his pocket, Chen Chu was in a tangled state. After hesitating again and again, he opened the door and walked in to untie his belt! Suddenly, the ash stone mark on the back of her hand glowed, and a few words appeared on the wall [It has been detected that the owner of the body, Fang Xiaoyi, has a strong sense of sovereignty recovery. Do you want to temporarily release control of the body? 】
ah? ? ?
Judging from this, Fang Xiaoyi can see everything he does!
It's just that he couldn't communicate with himself. Chen Chu put his hands on the waistband of his pants and continued to untie it or tie it back. Thousands of thoughts finally turned into one sentence: "Release!" His consciousness shrank in the ash stone totem, Fang Xiaoyi His consciousness returned to his body, and his face was so red that he was about to bleed.
Seeing each other after a long time, but in this situation, it is particularly embarrassing...
Fang Xiaoyi didn't know whether Chen Chu could see everything around him in the white wax stone. He hid the back of his hand in his pocket, silently completed this series of operations in the toilet, went out, and then returned silently.
Chen Chu was also very silent. He was originally not in a hurry to find the Thief King's Ring. At this moment, he gave up the idea of exploring the world. He could only slowly explore the world after recovering his body...
Fang Xiaoyi watched Chen Chu's various operations from Tanjia Village, Maple Grass Mountain, Big Forest, and Silent Village from a third perspective.
I couldn't help but want to do it myself, so I asked Chen Chu to watch first, and then let my senior brother possess me when the situation could no longer be controlled. But now she and Chen Chu had the same idea. They wanted to end the mission quickly and leave this world. Otherwise, they would go to the toilet and take a shower. They didn't dare to think deeply...
Its daybreak.
Uncle Jiu and Mao Shanming saw Chen Chu coming out of the room with dark circles under their eyes.
Mao Shan Mingxin said bluntly: "Fang Daoyou didn't sleep well last night? Don't worry, we should be in no danger. After getting to know each other last night, I believe Ah Jiu is really unaware!"
What was Chen Chu's fault? It was just an embarrassing night.
Uncle Jiu was originally in a good mood, but when Mao Shanming recounted what happened yesterday, he suddenly put on a mask of pain in his heart, with a smile on his face: "Come, come, come, I invite you to try our Jicun's breakfast, bean juice." , steamed buns, white porridge, and pickles! The cooking method is different from other places..."
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