I descend into the world of heaven

As night fell, Shi Shaojian left the house wearing a long gown. He was walking in a hurry and seemed unwilling to meet too many people on the road. He came to the woods outside the town and looked around: "It's far enough in the wilderness."

He sat down on a large flat bluestone, took off his coat, and spread the package in his hand on the stone. It turned out to be a square cloth with spells painted on it. Inside was a stack of talisman papers, two Bagua mirrors, and an incense burner. There is also a gourd.

Shi Shaojian never expected that while he thought he was acting in secret, two people were actually watching him secretly. On a high slope not far from the woods, Wencai and Qiu Sheng were squatting there and observing.

Their literary talents didn't understand what Shi Shaojian wanted to do, so Qiu Sheng suggested using grapefruit leaves to open his eyes.

I saw Shi Shaojian arranging the incense burner, gourd, and Bagua mirror in order, then clamped the hair of the boss's daughter Qian Mary, who had stolen money during the day, into a piece of white talisman paper, stuffed it into the incense burner, made seals with his hands, and felt angry in his Dantian. , the mana gathered in his hand, he shouted at the incense burner, and with a whir, the talismans in the incense burner automatically ignited.

He sat cross-legged, changed his mudra, and recited the mantra silently. The surroundings of his body became blurry. After a few breaths, his soul actually came out of his body...

Qiu Sheng understood and smiled: "This brat's soul has left his body, and he must have bad intentions. If he guessed correctly, he should be going to commit adultery!"

"what should I do then?"

Wen Cai has been practicing the Three-Legged Cat Kungfu so far. He can't leave the body at all. Forcing one to leave the body is even more troublesome. If he can't come back, he will be dead...

He thought of something and smiled: "Call Xiaoli here. We are her benefactors. We are willing to do anything she says."

Qiu Sheng immediately gave Wen Cai a high look: "Okay, let's do it this way. What's the spell?"

The two of them remembered it, and recited the incantation together with funny gestures: "Black and white, boys and girls!" When the spell ended, Xiaoli, who should have appeared immediately, did not appear...

Wencai stuttered and said, "Did we read it wrong? Or did we read it too little?"

Qiu Sheng slapped him on the head: "Read it a few more times and you'll know."

"Black and white bah, boys and girls bah, bah bah bah!"

The mantra was repeated more than ten times, and the two brothers were so thirsty that Wencai asked: "Brother, do you think it is possible that Xiaoli has run away and is tired of us?"

Qiu Sheng thought of Xiaoli's enchanting appearance in the dream, and suddenly felt hot all over: "It's impossible for him to leave. I'm so handsome and unrestrained. Where can she meet someone like me outside?"

Wen Cai: "Isn't that Chen Chu from Longhu Mountain more handsome than you?"

When Qiu Sheng said this, he couldn't help but think of the scene where Chen Chu and Master Bo Shijian were fighting against each other. His scalp went numb. He quickly waved his hands and said, "Impossible. The cruelty of that person is obvious to all. Xiaoli is so smart that she will definitely not go there." Find him! As soon as Lei Fa remembered it, his soul flew away and was annihilated on the spot..."

Fuck...no way, Xiaoli.

His heart skipped a beat, Xiao Li was so pretty, but it was hard not to be attracted to men.

As an old tourist who quietly contributes his money to Fireworks Alley, he knows clearly that women and men are the same. They all have requirements for appearance...In Fireworks Alley, ugly customers just deal with it and send them away. , and for someone like him, it is natural for two or three people to be happy...

do not care!

Qiu Sheng stood up and said, "Wencai, hide this kid's body and I'll follow his soul to see what's going on."

While they were talking, little did they know that the mantis stalking the cicada and the oriole behind them, Chen Chu squatted on the branch above their heads and listened quietly to the two communicating...

Chen Chu didn't want to care about Shi Shaojian's body.

In the original plot, Wencai encountered a group of wild dogs while dragging the body. He dropped the body in fright, causing the body to be bitten beyond recognition by the wild dogs.

Those who commit adultery and commit crimes, not to mention Maoshan, are not allowed to do so in Longhu Mountain. Ordinary people who commit adultery and commit crimes will be put in jail and be slapped with a stick. In the countryside, people who are managed by their own families will also be tied up and stoned. die! When cultivators make mistakes with magic, the problems are more serious than ordinary people!

Death is just the beginning.

Chen Chu watched Wen Cai carry the body with some boredom. He was about to go to see Qiu Sheng, but he didn't know that more than a dozen oceans fell out of Shi Shaojian's robe and landed conspicuously in the soil.

Um?

There is no such scene in the movie.

Chen Chu didn't know that Shi Shaojian would bring so much money with him, all because he was showing off in a Western restaurant at noon during the day, which attracted various hints from Boss Qian's daughter Mary. Shi Shaojian saw all of them, and the master asked him to There is no need to go back, just bring some oceans, and after finishing Mary, go directly to the Fireworks Alley to experience the experience...

Wencai stopped, picked up Dayang and counted fifteen of them: "Wow, that's a lot of money. How long will it take to spend these?"

Seeing the charming color of the ocean and its heavy weight in his hand, Wen Cai hesitated for a moment, put it in his pocket, and hammered Shi Shaojian's body hard, and said viciously: "Let you call us idiots, let you take it for granted." If you say bad things about us in front of our uncles and uncles, this will be your compensation!"

Ah, this...stealing.

Chen Chu was silent for a while, then quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and kept taking pictures...

Wen Cai was quite cooperative. He picked up every coin in his hand and looked at it carefully in the moonlight. He even put his hand into Shi Shaojian's pocket and took out five more coins, totaling 20 coins. This was a huge sum of money!

After taking the photo, he left the scene and chased Qiusheng.

Qiu Sheng has chased Shi Shaojian's soul to the outside of Boss Qian's house. It is indeed a wealthy family, with a red door and a wall, making it look like a mini city gate. Qiu Sheng couldn't climb up, so he was squatting outside scratching his head and trying to think of a solution.

He saw a big jujube tree next to the wall. He had an idea, used his hands and feet together, climbed up like a monkey, and jumped into the wall.

I just heard a faint ouch coming from inside, and it seemed that I had gone in.

Qiu Sheng fell to the ground and got up slowly. He rubbed the painful area and climbed up the house. He soon saw a luxurious room. Shi Shaojian in a state of soul was standing next to the big bed. Lying on the bed was none other than Boss Qian’s daughter, Mary Qian.

At this time, Qian Mary was wearing pajamas. Because of the spell, she fell into a deep sleep. The skin under the tulle was looming, and Shi Shaojian couldn't wait to reach out!

Good guy!

It’s time for me, the hero, to save the beauty!

Qiu Sheng suddenly opened the bed and jumped in, pointed at Shi Shaojian's nose and cursed: "What a disciple of the great disciple of Maoshan, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Shi Shaojian, you are finished today, I will do justice for heaven!"

"You are following me!" Shi Shaojian was ashamed and annoyed!

Qiu Sheng felt great joy in his heart. He took out a few polished copper coins from his pocket and chanted a curse: "The Five Emperors copper coins show their power, go to hell!"