I descend into the world of heaven

In the noisy market, there were more people than usual because of going to the market. There were sellers of candied haws, pears, and medicinal herbs. There were all kinds of hawking sounds. There were even street performers breaking big rocks on their chests and playing flutes to attract venomous snakes. Dancing and so on, causing the crowd of onlookers to cheer...

There was a skinny old man performing acrobatics with his eight-year-old grandson.

The old man cupped his fists and bowed in all directions, and said with a smile: "I brought my grandson to Guibao for the first time, and I was hungry. I dared to borrow a small space to practice acrobatics and show it to you. I dared to ask for food money. Let's see. It’s lively and lively. If you have money, you can support your own show. If you don’t have money, you can also support your own show. The important thing is that you all have fun!"

The opening words are over.

He took out a rooster bowl from the bag on the ground and showed the bottom to the onlookers: "Authentic porcelain bowl!" He slapped it on his belly and let it go. The porcelain bowl was firmly attached to his belly. superior! Everyone laughed and felt that this was child's play and should not be used as a sideshow...

The old man is very thin, but his belly is a bit round, but this roundness alone cannot suck the porcelain bowl, but he did it.

He took out a bamboo stick as thick as his index finger and handed it to everyone, and asked them to take turns tapping the porcelain bowl on their stomachs. Listening to the banging sound, they all confirmed the hardness of the porcelain bowl.

A man in the crowd said: "Old man, you have a round belly and it's easy to suck on a porcelain bowl, but do you dare to move? If you take two steps, the porcelain bowl will fall to the ground..."

The old man smiled slightly: "Don't worry, sir!"

He lightly hooked his foot on the ground, picked up an iron spear, and waved it in his hand. It was like a big windmill spinning back and forth. It was full of power and power. Not only did he wave it on the spot, but he could also wave it while walking, which caused a lot of anger. The crowd kept cheering! Even the man who questioned the old man's incompetence also shouted "Master, Master, Master"...

The old man's eight-year-old grandson suddenly walked up, took off his shirt, exposed his small body, did some somersaults on the ground, looked at everyone and said very proudly: "Although my grandpa is an expert in qigong, and he is very good at brushing the iron gun. But today I am going to use the iron cloth shirt that I have practiced for eight years to test the effectiveness of this iron spear!"

This child had pigtails and a red face and white teeth, which was in sharp contrast to his grandfather's skinny look. What he said made the onlookers hold their bellies and burst into laughter!

The good guy said: "You kid looks like you are only eight years old. You said you have been practicing Iron Clothes Shirt for eight years. Could it be that you started from your mother's womb? Don't talk nonsense and risk your own life. The tip of the iron spear is sharp and polished." , just by touching each other it can stab you through your chest and back!"

The child patted his neck and looked at the old man: "Grandpa, come!"

The old man didn't talk nonsense. He held the iron gun in his hand, shook out a few gun flowers, and stabbed his grandson straight in the throat, even giving him a little run-up! This action immediately scared the surrounding people and made them scream! This is a sideshow, clearly killing someone on the street!

The onlookers soon stopped screaming. The old man's iron spear pierced the child's neck but could not penetrate. It was as if it was really pierced on the copper skin and iron bones. The skin was red, but there was no trace of blood...

The onlookers were convinced, and the children immediately picked up the gongs and started asking for money one by one. Those who had money threw one or two coins, and those who had no money began to dodge and retreat outside the crowd!

Suddenly, someone threw a small piece of broken silver into it. The child looked up and saw a young man with delicate skin, about twenty-five years old, wearing a gray gown. He thought to himself that this must be the young master who came out to play. There was an expression of joy on his face: "Thank you sir, thank you sir!"

From the moment the money is collected, the crowd begins to slowly disperse. It is easy to get tired of street juggling, especially when the money starts to be asked for...

The old man took the gong from the child and poured a dozen copper coins into the money bag. When he saw a piece of broken silver, he listened to the child's description and looked at the crowd. He saw that it was a young man, so he clasped his fists to express his gratitude! They perform here today and will leave to perform in the next place tomorrow. They usually do not stay in one place for a long time. They have no permanent place to stay. At the same time, the locals will not allow them as outsiders to make money from the locals.

The child pulled the old man's sleeve and pointed into the distance: "Grandpa, I want to eat pears to quench my thirst!"

The old man touched the money bag and put a copper coin in his grandson's hand: "Choose a big one, it will last!" In this season, pears don't cost much, and you only need one copper coin to get a big one...

The pear seller was a countryman, pushing a cart. His gray linen clothes had many patches, and he was hawking on the street.

It was noon and the scorching sun was in the sky. The sun was so hot that the country people were dizzy. They couldn't bear to eat a pear. They couldn't help it. They just opened the water bag and drank a few mouthfuls of it before hurriedly filling it again! He had just seen the old man's performance and was very impressed. When he saw a child buying pears, he picked a big one and handed it over. It was not easy to go out to eat.

An old Taoist priest carrying his luggage came to the cart and stretched out his dirty hands to grab pears: "The old Taoist is so thirsty that he can quench his thirst with a pear..."

Upon hearing this, the countryman quickly took the pear back. He looked at the old Taoist up and down. Although the Taoist robe was old, there was no patch on it. How could he not have a single copper coin in his full luggage? Besides, the old Taoist has more meat on his face and arms than the pear seller like him! The countryman put the pears back into the wooden cart: "No, no, if you want to eat pears, bring the money. If you want one, he will have one. Everyone wants to take it for free. Who is willing to buy pears?"

The old Taoist smiled sarcastically: "That's all, if you don't give it to me, I will grow it myself!"

The countryman crossed his arms and said, "Oh, if you have the ability to grow it yourself, then I would like to learn more about it!"

The old Taoist looked around for a moment, picked up a pear core from the ground, and shouted to the people on the street: "The old Taoist wants to plant a pear. If anyone can lend me a pot of water, I will give you big, tender, juicy pears soon!"

Hearing this, a small vendor immediately ran over with a water bag.

Who doesn’t like free things? Passers-by immediately gathered around to watch. There were three floors inside and three floors outside. There was no water leakage. The old Taoist stood inside and found a piece of soil to bury the pear core in. He poured the water and kept pulling at the air with his hands, shouting. Said: "Li'er, Li'er will grow up quickly..."

The countryman was also squeezing in the crowd to watch. His pupils shrank and he saw saplings suddenly sprouting out of the soil, growing up, blooming and bearing fruit, and in just a few breaths they were covered with big pears!

The Taoist priest picked a pear by himself and took a bite. It was indeed refreshing and juicy, leaving a fragrant aroma in his mouth. He laughed loudly and said, "It's worth it to those who have seen it. Taoist pears are free of charge. Come and quench your thirst. Come and quench your thirst!" "

The juggling grandfather and grandson were also standing in the crowd.

My grandson also wanted to go up and pick two free pears to eat, but he had no choice, these big pears were really good!

Unexpectedly, the old man grabbed his grandson by the collar and said in a low voice: "If you want to eat pears, I will buy them for you. But you can't eat the pears on this tree, and neither can grandpa!"

The grandson didn't know why. The old man tried his best to fit his figure into the crowd. With a complex expression, he looked at the old man standing under the pear tree and shook his head: "You just need to remember that everything you get must be earned by yourself. Don't get it cheaply." occupy!"

Under Lao Tao's generous invitation, the onlookers all wanted to step forward to pick pears. Lao Tao laughed, turned around and squeezed out of the crowd to leave. Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, he heard all kinds of screams behind him! When he looked back, his face froze, and he saw that the trees that were originally full of pears seemed to come to life, swinging the branches vigorously, and the pears were flying around like fists. People couldn't dodge, and they were beaten by the pears!

The countryman ran away and found that his cart of pears was missing, and the cart was missing a plank. Then he realized that he had been hit by a spell, and hurriedly shouted: "This Taoist priest turned my pears into trees! My pears are on the tree!" , pear!"

"Ah, that old man is tricking us with sorcery!"

"beat him!"

People get beaten up when they fail to take advantage, and the anger rises! On normal days, most people would be intimidated when encountering such Taoist monks who know magic, but now there are so many people who are brave. They gather together and stride towards the old Taoist. I see them all rolling up their sleeves and clenching their fists. I'm afraid it won't be easy!