I descend into the world of heaven
Chapter 788 Who hid poisonous feces in the fruit?
Chen Xuanzang and his party left.
Chen Chu went to Wanshou Mountain to look for Zhen Yuanzi. When he arrived at the Wuzhuang Guanshan Gate, Qingfeng Mingyue came out to greet him.
After Qingfeng Mingyue gave Chen Chu a gift, Qingfeng's eyes fell on Liu Qingyuan and couldn't help laughing and said: "Come on, come on, this monkey is coming to our Wuzhuang Guanqing Cultivation Academy again, tell the master quickly, and put that Take out the long case scriptures later to save the monkey from having to move them himself."
When Liu Qingyuan saw the "kind smile" on Qingfeng's face, he immediately trembled. He quickly raised his hands and said, "Good senior brother, I haven't digested what the great immortal taught me last time. How can I learn something new again? Next time, next time Definitely!"
Qingfeng was suddenly a little disappointed. Zhen Yuanzi spared no effort when teaching Liu Qingyuan, and he was a teacher and enjoyed it. Qingfeng also participated in it as a tutor. Only then did he realize that he was so happy.
At this time, Zhen Yuanzi's voice came from Wuzhuang Temple: "Why don't you two hurry up and welcome people in? What are you doing at the door?"
Chen Chu followed Qingfeng Mingyue in. When he saw Zhen Yuanzi, he raised his hand and said, "Great Immortal Zhen Yuan, Xiao Dao Chu is causing trouble."
Zhen Yuanzi chuckled and said: "Don't bother me, no one comes to my Wuzhuang Temple on weekdays, but you guys have added a bit of fun, tell me what happened this time?"
Chen Chu got straight to the point: "Xiaodao is going to destroy the Shitu Kingdom and Shitu Ridge this time. We need to prepare before the war and find a blessed place with abundant spiritual energy to cast spells to prepare, so..."
Immortal Zhenyuan smiled and said, "After searching for a long time, do you think my Wuzhuang Temple is the most suitable?"
Chen Chu smiled awkwardly and said, "Yes."
Immortal Zhenyuan didn't care either. Chen Chu wanted to get Tathagata's uncle from the Lion and Camel Kingdom. What did it have to do with his ancestor of the earthly immortals? The Tathagata claims that Buddhism is spread all over the four continents. Come to Wuzhuang Temple to try it? He shook the fly whisk and said, "If I guessed correctly, you should want to use some kind of spell from the Thirty-Six Methods of Tiangang. Could it be the seven nail-headed arrows?"
The Seven Arrows with Nail Head is the Seven Arrows with Nail Head. It has nothing to do with the Seven Arrows with Nail Head in the Book of Conferred Gods, but the common point is that they are all spells.
Zhen Yuanzi touched his beard and said: "The Seven Arrows of Nail Head need to find a spiritual place to support the altar, then write a spell book, make a scarecrow and put it on the spell book, and write a curse with the person's name and birth date. Stick the talisman paper on the straw man and shoot it with one arrow every day. The first six arrows will only make the person drowsy without any obvious feeling. When the seventh arrow hits, the opponent's lifespan will be quickly drained and he will die immediately."
Chen Chu nodded yes.
Zhen Yuanzi did not do any ink, and arranged it directly under the ginseng fruit tree in the backyard. The aura was the most abundant here, otherwise he would not have planted the tree here.
Chen Chu immediately opened the altar, with a square table, yellow cloth, curse books, talismans, birthday names, straw figures, Erlang Shen's short bow and golden pills, and was about to start...
Upon seeing this, Zhen Yuanzi helped refine the golden pills into golden arrows: "These are the seven nail-headed arrows, not the seven nail-headed pills. It is safer."
Chen Chu thanked him and then recited a mantra, feeling that there was some invisible cause and effect wrapped around him. The seven nail-headed arrows are extremely domineering, but they are not without their weaknesses. For example, if the opponent finds out and smashes the altar, the backlash of the spell will lead to the death of the owner.
Six days passed.
Lion and camel country.
It was a lively day with lanterns and colorful decorations.
According to the news coming from the palace, the monsters knew that it would be the birthday of the Golden Winged Dapeng Eagle, the leader of the Lion and Camel Kingdom, in a few days.
Birthdays are something that only mortals celebrate. Because mortals have a short life span, they have to celebrate their birthdays every year to remember their age. Monsters can live anywhere from two to three hundred years, and they basically don’t know when they were born. , wet-born eggs turned into eggs, and their parents were still uncivilized beasts. How could they remember their birthdays...
But everyone was very happy when the king celebrated his birthday, because the king gave out meat.
When Chen Chu brought Liu Qingyuan back from Wanshou Mountain, he changed into the appearance of an evil Taoist, and Liu Qingyuan also turned into a devil muscle monkey again.
In the palace, the Golden-winged Dapeng looked at the pile of green grass that Chen Chu took out from the bag. He couldn't believe his eyes and said, "You went out and came back looking for these things?"
Chen Chu smiled and said: "The king must not underestimate these spiritual herbs. Their growth time coincides with the auspicious time of heaven and earth. It is appropriate to use them in the cake. It also means that the king will live forever and the heaven and earth will live together!"
The golden-winged roc eagle nodded: "In that case, you can start. My great king will celebrate his birthday tomorrow. I don't know why I have been sleepy these past few days. I always want to sleep..."
Chen Chu raised his eyebrows and said, "It's normal for a king to be tired. Running such a large demon kingdom takes the most effort, so he should take a good rest."
The next day, the Shituo Kingdom became even more lively. Surrounded by many little demons, a huge white elephant came to the palace. He was the second six-tusked white elephant in Shituoling, and he was also the mount of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.
The golden-winged roc sat on the throne, laughing and in a very good mood. When he saw the white elephant coming, he immediately came down to greet him and said: "Second brother is here, sit down quickly, I will do birthday celebrations today, and give birth to you another day." The second brother wants to celebrate his birthday too! By the way, I haven’t seen the eldest brother for a long time, where is he going? "
Bai Xiang sat on a large white jade chair, looking around at everything in the palace, and said twice: "Brother, this lion and camel country is much better than the last time I came here. You are a person who can enjoy it, unlike Brother, I have been sitting in the cave in Shituoling all day long practicing hard, while your brother is always running out and nowhere to be found."
The golden-winged Dapeng Diao raised his hand and signaled: "Come here, push up the cake carefully made by Taoist Five Elements. Be careful. If it is damaged, I will use it as food and drink for you..."
"What is cake?"
Bai Xiang knew about cakes, but he had never heard of cakes: "Could it be made of eggs?"
Chen Chu came over and said flatteringly: "You are the second brother of the king. You are so powerful and powerful. I have done my best to stand in front of you without falling."
Bai Xiang was amused: "You're a Taoist... very good at talking."
The golden-winged Dapeng smiled and said: "He is a Taoist of the Five Elements. He came from the energy of the Five Elements in the North Sea and has his own body of the Five Elements. He joined our Lion and Camel Kingdom with his apprentice Dali Monkey half a year ago. I don't know his other abilities, but he is He speaks nicely! To be honest with my second brother, in the six months since he has been here, I have become accustomed to him talking every day. If I don't hear him any day, I feel uncomfortable all over..."
White Elephant: "..."
You're still out of breath after saying a few words.
Chen Chu said: "The cake is here, why not put candles, make a wish and eat the cake."
The little demons carefully pushed the cake over. Below it was a cast iron round stand with a lot of clouds to support it. The cake had nine layers, each layer was one meter high, and there were all kinds of flowers, trees, birds and animals on it!
Chen Chu stood next to the cake and said loudly: "The nine-layer cake, nine is the ultimate number, means that the king will be infinitely powerful and become the lord of all demons and the king of all kings in the world!"
Bai Xiang's face stiffened.
The golden-winged roc eagle glanced at it and coughed: "Let's get started."
Chen Chu nodded, put nine candles on the cake, lit them and said, "Please blow out the candles and make a wish!"
These are all rituals. Although they have no real meaning, the Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle was in a good mood and went up to blow out the candles. He looked around and said, "I won't be lying. After the four major demon kingdoms are established, I guarantee that every monster will have blood food to eat!"
Chen Chu handed over a long knife: "Please let the king cut the cake."
The golden-winged Dapeng Diao weighed the long knife in his hand. The light of the knife flashed and he made six cuts on the cake in an instant. He divided the cake. He sat back on the chair and greeted the white elephant. He was about to eat the cake when he suddenly saw the powerful monkey. He was drooling when he thought: "Come here, I'll give this to you!"
Liu Qingyuan's eyes lit up, and he hurried over, grabbed the cake and stuffed it into his mouth: "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's so delicious. Lord, can I eat the rest?"
Seeing that Liu Qingyuan was fine, Golden-winged Dapeng Diao waved his hand and said, "What's the rush? Of course it will be your turn after my second brother and I have finished eating. Please stay by. Five Elements Taoist, please rewrite it for me." Come here with a big piece, it’s not enough to fit between your teeth..."
Chen Chu handed the cake over and said flatteringly: "The materials for this cake are all made from the treasures of heaven and earth in the kingdom's treasury. It is full of energy and extremely expensive..."
Seeing Chen Chu swallowing his saliva, the golden-winged roc eagle laughed and said, "You can go get one later."
He ate the cake very quickly. After eating one piece after another, he soon felt his mouth was dry and said, "Isn't there some fruit wine? Send it over quickly!"
Chen Chu asked a few little demons to bring the fruit wine up, opened the seal, and the fragrance was overflowing. Just as he was about to pour it into the bowl, the Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle stretched out his hand and lifted the whole vat: "Drink it directly!" He glanced inside the wine vat. There were more than a dozen crimson red fruits floating, which were exactly what was in the treasure house. I didn’t think much about it and swallowed them all...
Bai Xiang was also thirsty. He was a person who had tasted heavenly materials and earthly treasures, so he could naturally taste the difference in the cake. He said: "Next time you make a cake, you must pay attention to the balance of hot and cold. You put too many hot herbs, so My mouth is dry! Come on, give me some of this fruit wine."
Chen Chu handed over the new wine vat and watched them pour it. Then he pushed the other wine vats to the tables of the "officials" and poured wine at a lightning speed.
At this moment, there was the sound of drinks being spilled. It was a big rhino, the same rhino that had competed with Liu Qingyuan half a year ago!
His face turned purple, his eyes bulged, his teeth chattered, and he pointed at the wine jar: "This... the fruit in this wine is poisonous, it smells like shit! My throat and stomach hurt so much, Like fire, you..." He reached out to grab Chen Chu's sleeves.
Unexpectedly, Chen Chu also showed a "confused" expression, and then became furious. He grabbed the rhino's wrist with his backhand, reached into their bowl with his left hand, fished out a red fruit, smelled it, and was shocked: "There is really someone hiding in the fruit." Shit, or poisonous shit, who is it!”
He was trembling all over, extremely excited, and roared angrily: "Damn it, who could do anything in this day and age? All the monsters who have touched the fruit wine just now are all here and are not allowed to move!"
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