I didn't want to be an actor

"He drove a car, and then no one understood..."

He Jiong repeated what Shen Liang said just now, 'When you can easily enter, you should understand: it's not that you are good, but that many seniors have helped you to solve many problems.' His focus was on the seniors...

Then everyone understood, Sa Beining widened his eyes: "You speak so meaningfully!"

"No, it's just what our classmates said when we joked with each other..."

"Do all your classmates talk like this?"

"No, let me tell you the situation," Shen Liang explained: "There is a buddy in our dormitory who licked a girl for three years..."

Wang Ou was unhappy: "How do you know it's licking, not pursuing?"

"The girl has had three boyfriends in three years..." After a pause, Shen Liang said: "We put facts and reason to make him stop being a licker... We persuaded him that 'the tree-lined path you yearn for is actually covered with white frost every morning and night.' He also said that we insulted his goddess and wanted to break up with us... Then a few brothers couldn't stand it anymore, and said these words in different ways every day..."

"Is it useful?"

"It's useless! "Shen Liang shook his head: "Dogs who lick people are usually the type who are moved by themselves. If you persuade them, they will think you are setting a test for them... In this kind of thing, the person involved is always confused, and others can't persuade them." "You speak as if you have experienced it yourself!" "... I haven't experienced it, but I have seen it. My friend is a joke and topic of conversation in the girl's circle of friends..." Shen Liang shook his head: "So, when I first started live streaming, I often persuaded my friends not to be a dog licker!" Wang Ou said: "Then that woman is also very bad!" Shen Liang shook his head: "Not bad, the girl has clearly told him that she doesn't like him and it's impossible, but he still continues... This kind of person lives in self-touching!" "It's useless to refuse?" "It's useless. This kind of person feels that he has hope if you reply to him with one word. If you don't reply, he will think you are shy, as if he likes someone who must like him. Like him... Calling the police is useless! He firmly believes that a strong woman is afraid of a man who pesters her!"

"What happened later?"

"Later, the girl went abroad to study..."

"What about the man?"

"The man... I don't know, we collectively voted to kick him out of the dormitory... I heard that he failed too many courses and was repeating a grade..."

Sa Beining suddenly said seriously: "I think what you said is not called a licking dog, but harassment!"

Shen Liang nodded: "... But some men are really brainwashed by idol dramas, and firmly believe in something like 'It doesn't matter if you don't like me now, I will always like you, and one day you will like me'... In fact, whether men or women, if they are aiming to have a relationship, they should be more open. If they don't respond, they don't like it, and there is no need for inner drama..."

He Jiong quickly interrupted: "We are discussing who is the murderer, not saying that the captain is a licking dog!"

Shen Liang smiled: "Isn't this just the area I am good at? domain, and said a few more words..."

"What field are you good at?"

"When I did live broadcasts, the most common topic I talked about was licking dogs..."

Sa Beining was very interested: "How many people are there in your live broadcast room each time?"

"After I changed the platform, the average number of online people was about 2 million..."

"Then you can do some popularization of legal knowledge..."

Shen Liang was a little embarrassed: "Teacher Sa, I don't know much about the law... Otherwise, next time I start a live broadcast, will you join me?"

"...That's right, Shen Liang studied journalism, not law!"

"Teacher Sa, I'm serious, if you are willing to come to my live broadcast room, I will contact the platform and do a promotion... and help you get a good price by the way..."

Sa Beining immediately said seriously: "I do legal popularization and never look at the money..."

Shen Liang immediately begged for mercy: "My fault..."

Teacher Sa changed his face in seconds: "How much can you give?"

"Ah?" Shen Liang was stunned for a moment, then gestured a seven: "At least this number!"

"What does this mean? ”

Shen Liang approached him and whispered, "Seven figures!"

Sa Beining was surprised: "You make so much money doing live broadcasts?"

"It's okay, in fact, it's mainly to attract traffic to the platform, the platform has money..."

"You have to pay taxes on time!"

"Don't worry about this, paying taxes according to law is the obligation of every citizen of the People's Republic of China..."

"Okay," Sa Beining changed the subject: "Let's continue reasoning... Stewardess Ou, you said you are not the murderer..."

...

"I Can't Go to the Sky Again" is a story of time loops. The captain tried to save himself countless times in time loops, but he always died at 12 o'clock...

As expected, the murderer is Gui Gui!

He Jiong reviewed the whole case, and then sighed: "The captain is a good man, a diligent and good man who yearns for beauty, and the suspects here are all bad, including executives who accepted bribes, co-pilots who relied on family connections, maintenance workers who made mistakes after drinking, and a wife who secretly loved someone else but slept with him for ten years, and was willing to protect others and even kill him in the end... What happened to this world? Why don't good people get good rewards? "

Shen Liang had another idea: "It's so pitiful. Time has been looping for so long, but I can't see the truth!"

"What truth?"

"The son is not his!"

"Besides this, don't you have anything else to say to Stewardess Ou?"

Shen Liang thought for a while and said: "I remember when we were young, you loved to chat and I loved to laugh. Once we sat side by side under a peach tree, the wind was blowing in the forest and the birds were singing. We fell asleep without knowing how many flowers fell in our dreams..."

"Wow, you speak eloquently!"

“This is Teacher Sanmao’s “How Many Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”…”

“I know, but you can remember it instantly, it’s still amazing!”

Shen Liang smiled and said to Wang Ou: “From my own point of view, I think that what the stewardess Ou did was wrong. She shouldn’t have concealed herself… You think this is a kind of fulfillment, but you don’t know that it hurts two men, one is the captain, and the other is the biological father of the child.”

“What should she do? Tell the truth?”

“Yes, what’s wrong with telling the truth?”

He Jiong interrupted him: “Do you think you’re not satisfied?”

“Well, the logic of this episode is too normal. You can find the murderer with a little review,” Shen Liang scratched his head: “Director, next time I come, can I make up a story myself? ? "

Director team: "You want to write it yourself?"

"Well, I don't think it's enough," Shen Liang said seriously: "I really suggest that you can play a few offline limited script killing games. I recommend two "Axe Auf" and "Guhun Ling"... Very classic and complicated... Don't challenge the 9-person version!"

"Why?"

"I played "Green Train" once, a 9-person version, no one was hanging up, and it took a full 11 hours..."

"Is it complicated?"

"Very complicated... At the end of the game, my brain was a mess... I was tired and sleepy..."

He Jiong interrupted Shen Liang again: "Okay, you can talk about your matter with the director team in private..."

"...What are you doing now?"

"This episode is over, let's go..."