I didn't want to be an actor

The pace of "Mars" is very fast, and you have to throw out some interesting jokes to attract attention...

The problem is, we've already recorded the third season, and everyone's reserves have been almost used up.

It’s really difficult for an old stalker to come up with new tricks!

Especially Xue Zhiqian's comedy is the lowest level of awkward laughter.

What we are pursuing is a kind of awkwardness to the extreme that is funny!

To put it bluntly: forced to be funny.

The first time I saw this method, it was quite new and acceptable, but the more times I saw it, the more I felt uncomfortable with it.

Xue Zhiqian probably felt it too...

Shen Mengchen interjected: "I also feel that recording "Mars" is difficult. Everyone is so familiar with us... We have basically said all the jokes we often say..."

Then Liu Wei and Qian Feng also complained...

Wang Han interjected: "But I feel that Brother Liang is well prepared for every issue!"

"No," Shen Liang stood up: "I was preparing to paddle one period, and you criticized me a lot during the meal. I became very active in the second half..."

Wang Han was amused: "Are you talking about the fifth issue?"

"Yes..." Shen Liang explained: "I was very tired because of filming... It was a late night scene, and I stayed up until almost two o'clock in the morning before it ended. I slept for three hours... The company arranged a commercial event, and in the evening Changsha, my whole body was numb...my head was empty and I couldn't feel my existence...so my performance in the first half was particularly bad!"

"But you behaved very well after I told you!"

Shen Liang smiled: "I summed it up, my content only has two points: either to criticize people or to be funny. Sometimes I can't think of a good joke, so I just criticize someone... Anyway, there is a lot of material!"

Yang Di said: "We can't learn from you... That's you. If others criticize others, they will be scolded for being rude..."

"I also divide people..."

"How dare you separate people? Huabiao Award, you dare to make that person unable to step down in public..."

Xue Zhiqian immediately asked: "Who is it?"

Yang Di was surprised: "Didn't you see the Huabiao Award?"

"I'm not an actor..."

"Then you didn't read the hot searches?"

"Tell me..."

"Let me tell you," Liu Weiqi walked up to Xue Zhiqian and said the name of 'Zhang Ziyi'... Xue Zhiqian's eyes widened and he stared at Shen Liang: "Damn, are you so arrogant?"

"...No," Shen Liang said with a 'humble' look on his face: "Just so so...I'll explain, it was really just a casual comment. Teacher Chen complimented me, so I replied. I didn't expect that there was another person standing next to me!"

"Is there any follow-up?"

"No... Anyway, there is no follow-up from my side..." Shen Liang waved his hand: "Aren't we talking about "Mars"...

"Yes, "Mars"..."

“I feel like my thoughts have been exhausted and I can’t think of new topics!”

Shen Liang answered: "There are topics, but I don't dare to mention them..."

"you say!"

"Unspoken rules...can we talk about it?"

Yang Di was surprised: "Have you met him?"

"That's not true...but what happened in domestic entertainment this year is enough to be recorded in entertainment history. Every time I start broadcasting, a lot of people ask me about related matters..."

"…how do you say?"

"To be honest, I haven't experienced it...but I will tell them a lot of the news I heard as interesting things!"

"...What did you say about the screenwriter?"

Qian Feng interjected: "The screenwriter's story?"

Yang Di looked at Liu Wei: "Liu Wei, tell me!"

Liu Wei stood up: "It's a little story that Brother Liang tells every time he does live broadcast..."

Shen Liang was confused: "You two pay close attention to my live broadcast?"

"Basically read every issue."

Liu Wei nodded: "Well, it's better than many TV series and variety shows..."

"Sometimes we ask questions..."

"Did I answer that?"

Liu Wei: "Have you ever answered me..."

"Really?" Shen Liang was curious: "What's the problem?"

"I asked you if you have ever slept with a female celebrity..."

"...How should I answer..." Shen Liang asked subconsciously, and then thought of his face during the live broadcast, and hurriedly said: "Forget it, don't answer!"

Liu Wei was excited: "You said there was more than one... and you also said..."

Shen Liang quickly covered his mouth and threatened in a low voice: "Shut up!"

"…who?"

"Who?"

There was a commotion at the scene...

"I..." Shen Liang looked at Wang Han, hoping that he could help him out. Wang Han was very considerate: "Brother Liang must be joking... So, who is it?"

"No one... can't say the name!" At this time, Liu Wei broke away and gasped deliberately: "I almost died!"

"Exaggeration...repay my innocence!"

Liu Wei hurriedly said: "He didn't say names, he just said that the female stars... were very proactive."

"...Scared me," Shen Liang pretended, wiping the non-existent sweat on his forehead and patting his heart: "Everyone has seen this kind of thing before in Teacher Chen's big photography exhibition. knew!"

Wang Han asked: "You mean there are many female stars giving you hints?"

"almost…"

Shen Mengchen was confused: "How did you receive the hint?"

"Sister, who am I? Grandmaster, you can say that I have no acting or singing skills, but if you say that I can't understand the subtext, then... I really feel that you are insulting me!"

"You agreed?"

"How is that possible? I'm so busy every day that I almost vomit... I wish I could split myself into eight pieces. I don't have time to do anything..."

"Then...what should you do?"

"Pretend you don't understand..."

Yang Di rolled his eyes: "Then why haven't I encountered it?"

Before Shen Liang answered, Liu Wei answered: "I know!"

Several other guests said in unison: "We know it too! Come on, 1, 2, 3... because you are ugly!"

"..."

Yang Di rolled his eyes and sat down directly...

...

Well, Shen Liang carried the whole show again!

Who made him the most popular and the best at creating topics?

Shen Liang took the initiative to mention the dark side of the entertainment industry, and then several guests followed up to talk about some things they had encountered or heard...

It fits everyone's imagination of the entertainment industry!

In the world of fame and fortune, there must be all kinds of things...

As the saying goes, you can eat from the mountains and you can eat from the sea. What is there in the entertainment industry? Isn't it just a body!

Let's put it this way: if you sleep with a female star, it's equivalent to cuckolding half of the people in the entertainment industry.

I guess the click rate of this issue won't be that bad.

Finally, Wang Han came out to clean up the mess: "Brother Liang, what do you think we should do with Mars?"

"I think... First of all, agents at all levels should have a correct mentality... It's hard to record, but we have to record it. After all, we have been paid. If we have been paid, we should come up with jokes. Otherwise, how can you be a senior agent in Mars? It's only natural to do things for money!"

"... What if there are really no jokes?"

Shen Liang said bluntly: "Then let's go... You don't do anything, but you still want to get paid for nothing? Why?"

After a pause, Shen Liang added: "Some are newcomers who want to show off, are willing to show off, but don't have the opportunity!"

"Then how many people can you introduce in the next issue?"

"Sure!" Shen Liang nodded: "You can also add a few small games, such as guessing the song title..."