I didn't want to be an actor

"You're not stressed? Why?"

"I... am a middle school passer who entered the school without taking the entrance examination... I didn't even take the college entrance examination..."

"oh!"

Li Chen actually just said oh, and then asked Lu Han if he had any ideas...

Shen Liang was a little confused, no, what a great joke, please give it a thumbs up!

If you answer the call, I can express myself, and then the show will be funny...

This 'oh' immediately made Shen Liang unable to deal with it!

Then... Lu Han suggested singing to the students or leading them to play football...

Cai'er Ying, Qiao Xin, and Yang Tingdong added some random suggestions, such as 'relaxing' and 'taking them to eat'...

Several people had a very heated discussion!

Shen Liang...can't keep up with the rhythm of these people...

He really couldn't keep up. He didn't know whether these people were joking or if their brain circuits were really different from ordinary people's.

After all, the question is ‘helping students relieve stress’…

Leading students to play games together?

Is this considered decompression?

Well, that’s what they really thought, and that’s what they did…

Shen Liang... followed a group of people into the car with a confused look on his face, and then arrived at a high school.

…

"Date with a Big Star" is a reality show.

Ratings for the once-prominent TV station dropped and advertising revenue plummeted.

In order to survive, they try to innovate and restore their former glory.

At this moment, "Run" became a phenomenon-level variety show. This variety show helped Zhejiang Satellite TV earn more than 2 billion!

Then, major TV stations followed suit and launched a lot of reality show projects...

Three years have passed...

The tide is breaking, and most of the shoddy follow-up programs are gone...

But the continued shortcomings have profoundly affected subsequent reality shows - for the program team, as long as they can invite celebrities, they can get sponsorship and have a broadcast platform; for celebrities, as long as they participate in the show, they can Selling characters, attracting fans...

As a result, the production team could not come up with new gameplay and would only plagiarize and reuse previous gameplay;

Most of the guests are traffic stars who have no sense of variety shows, and only know various concave characters and group CPs...

Of course reality shows are no longer fun!

"Date, Big Star" is a typical example. After the first season had a good reputation, the lineup for the second season was upgraded and the top star Lu Han was directly invited!

With the top stream, there will naturally be sponsorship...

You’ve already made money, why do you still need to design the program flow?

Leave it entirely to the guests.

If the main MC is someone who can control the process and is alive, then he can have fun!

It's a pity that most of the main MCs in domestic reality shows are not very good!

Li Chen is even more typical!

Li Chen's variety character is an honest man, a big black bull...

This stuff has nothing to do with variety shows.

After Deng Chao quit "Running Man", Li Chen took the lead and became the main MC. Then, the audience realized that what is more difficult to accept than embarrassing laughter is "embarrassment"...

It's just embarrassment and there's no humor in it. This is said to be Li Chen's sense of variety show.

As the main coffee, he is not good at throwing out jokes or picking up jokes. He is more like a host who joins the show and is only responsible for cueing everyone the process...

Follow such a main MC.

Moreover, Lu Han is also on the guest list, so Shen Liang has only two choices: either act badly, or fight for the role regardless...

To be honest, Shen Liang himself actually wanted to be in a bad state - the thought of being in a bad state made the world feel wider!

No matter what you do, you can't steal Lu Han's limelight.

Moreover, whether your performance is good or bad will not affect your remuneration...

But, no…

Shen Liang participated in this program, in addition to the tasks arranged by the company, he also wanted to promote the EP...

It’s really a bad show, what a piece of publicity!

So, he just did a talk show - in the school auditorium...

"Brother Li Chen asked me to perform my talent just now...but I don't want to sing today. Let me tell you a talk show!"

"Everyone is in high school... we are about to face the college entrance examination. I won't say that there are many choices in life and the college entrance examination is just one of them. The college entrance examination is very important!

In the social field, the significance of the college entrance examination is to give children from ordinary families a platform to compete with children from high-ranking families.

Although due to various factors such as unequal educational resources and excessive involution of major college entrance examination provinces, it is becoming more and more difficult for ordinary people to achieve success in one step by passing the college entrance examination...

But it is undeniable that the college entrance examination is still the fairest form of competition in today's world! "

"Let me ask you this: When you see others working so hard, so diligently, and so high-spirited on the road to success, don't you want to be a stumbling block for them?"

All kinds of laughter in the audience...

Laughter is the best placebo. Shen Liang got into the rhythm: "Some time ago, I worked on new songs and often stayed up late. I have a bad habit. Whenever it is quiet at night, I especially like to read the news. At this time, You can often see news related to the stars and the sea, such as NASA discovering a new planet, and humans taking photos of a black hole for the first time...

Then, my mind started to wander.

The universe is so big, what is the Milky Way?

The Milky Way is so big, what does the Earth mean?

The earth is already 4.5 billion years old, so what does my life mean?

This world is not worth it, just a moment!

At this time, my assistant will come over with a mobile phone to remind me that it is already three o'clock...

Then, I cheered up and continued recording songs..."

The audience burst into laughter again...

This twist is really interesting!

Shen Liang continued: "Do you remember any teacher's special mantra?"

"For example, 'You are the worst class I have ever taught!', 'I will talk for two more minutes!'..."

The students in the audience immediately started discussing...

Shen Liang pressed his hand and motioned for everyone to continue listening to him: "I believe that in addition to teachers, there are also some unforgettable classmates in school. I have a classmate named Zhang San. He is very powerful and his brain circuit is different from that of ordinary people. no the same!

Our class teacher praised him: You are so awesome, you changed my religious beliefs. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really saw a ghost! "

"For example, it should be a Chinese class. The teacher said, 'Everyone is familiar with the advertising slogan of Nongfu Spring: 'We do not produce water, we are just porters of nature.' "What are your understandings and opinions?

Zhang Sante raised his hand enthusiastically and answered: What this sentence means is that if there is a problem with the water and drinking people to death, it is none of my business, it is a problem of nature. "

"In English class, the teacher asked him to partner up with another classmate to practice speaking. He directly asked, 'Can you speak chinese'... The teacher was confused!"

"The teacher asked what is the difference between a frog and a toad? Zhang San replied: The frog is a conservative, sitting in a well and looking at the sky; while the toad is a reformist and wants to eat swan meat."

"...too many..."

As he spoke, Shen Liang laughed out loud, stopped laughing, and came to the conclusion: "I miss him very much... We used to have a very good relationship... However, we have not been in contact for almost four years! Life is very long, there are The people dispersed as they walked..."

"When fate comes, I am happy; when fate goes, everything goes smoothly..."

"Because I only have five minutes...so, I wish everyone good luck in the college entrance examination..."