I didn't want to be an actor

"I read a review that "Dream Showbiz" is an epoch-making movie..."

Xu Zheng was shocked: "Era-marking?"

"It's what people commented. Just listen to what I'm saying... If you put the camera on a dog, then find a chicken to spread rice on the keyboard, and finally make do with a foot with your eyes closed, and finally make a movie, it may not be possible. "Dream Showbiz" is ugly, a movie that sucks like that is definitely not something that ordinary people can make!"

Liu Xunzimo couldn't help but interject: "The review I've read is, 'From the script to the director, from the acting to the editing, from the publicity to the box office, they have all reached a level that is difficult for future generations to reach...'"

"It is also said that 'Dream Showbiz' has refreshed the bottom line of bad movies, greatly broadened the breadth of our country's film market, lowered the entry threshold for directors and screenwriters, increased employment opportunities, and helped reduce unemployment. rate of active exploration...'"

"No, this is all you watch online?"

"Generally, we don't pay attention to bad movies... But something like "The Dream Show" is so rare... I guess "Report to the Boss" can't be changed!"

Liu Xunzimo was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "It's true...it can't be changed!"

Ma Dong smiled evilly: "What do you think, Teacher Huang Bo?"

A group of people looked at Huang Bo, including several actors...

—— During the promotion of "Dream Showbiz" back then, Huang Bo and Ning Hao both helped stand on stage.

In fact, it’s just a polite saying like “good luck opening your business and congratulations on getting rich”…

After all, Bo Ge was not an expert or scholar at that time, and he had not seen the true content of the movie...

Shen Liang waved his hand and said seriously: "I'm not joking anymore. Actually, I wanted to do a comedy variety show last year, sketch comedy, because I didn't think comedy variety shows were funny... I just wanted to do a comedy variety show that was a little bit funny, no please. A familiar face to the public…

At that time, I discussed my ideas with Yahuazi Comedy of Dan Independent Ren... I also talked with Rao Xiaozhi. Director Rao Xiaozhi had previously made avant-garde comedies... Ah Qiu should know this! "

Ah Qiu, who was sitting in the back row, nodded...

The Molu Sect...the four aces of Dan Liren...were all disbanded...

Shi, Shi Jiefu, whose stage name is Boss Shi, is the founder of Danliren Comedy.

The next three: Zhou Qimo, Xiaolu and "leader" Liu Yang...

Danliren used to be a utopia for talk shows. Currently, the relatively well-known talk show actors in the industry, Yang Mengen, Rock, Yang Li, Tong Monan, and Xu Zhisheng, were all contracted artists of "Danliren" - yes, they all later I switched jobs to "Laughing Fruit".

Those talk show actors who failed to become popular offline in "Single People" became famous overnight with the help of "Laughing Fruit" online variety show. Their ideals hit the golden stage, making a crisp sound, and then bursting into a pile of gold coins. ——That thing is really attractive.

It’s time for “reality” to question “ideal”: The stage is right there, are you going or not?

Therefore, Ma Dong held an annual comedy convention, and Shan Liren also joined!

Ma Dong was curious: "Why didn't you do it?"

"When I took on "Changjin Lake", it took two hundred days to shoot, and it was delayed... When I came back, there were seven or eight movies lined up waiting to be shot, but I didn't do it! It's a pity. Now that I think about it, I still I’m so conceited, I feel like no one in China can do a comedy variety show except me!”

Ma Dong continued: "You may not know that Brother Liang is very good at doing shows. He did "Sister Riding the Wind and Waves" back then, and we launched "Rock and Roll Summer" at the same time... That variety show almost bankrupted our Miwei!"

"... It's not that exaggerated... "Summer of Rock and Roll" is quite out of the ordinary..." Shen Liang waved his hand quickly: "I can only do planning. Even if I have the idea of ​​​​doing a sketch, there is a high probability that I will not be able to make "One Year". Comedy Contest"..."

"How to say?"

"There is no Teacher Ma Dong!"

…

After chatting for a while, Ma Dong suddenly said: "I heard that Director Liu Xunzimo came to our "Comedy Competition" to select actors?"

Liu Xunzimo nodded: "Yes...the new movie will start shooting in January...the starring role is Shen Liang!"

"Choose the leading actor?"

"It's the starring role..."

Shen Liang explained: "It's a satirical comedy, quite bold..."

Yang Mi, who had been silent, interjected: "It's a satire on reality shows and domestic entertainment stars!"

"...Yes, our theme is to show celebrities' indifference to the public and their contempt for ordinary people through a reality show... We are currently missing two leading actors, one plays a second-generation star and a resource person, and the other plays a variety show bastard..."

Ma Dong was confused: "Indifferent?"

Shen Liang smiled: "The children who grew up in the honey jar talked about the taste of bitter melon with a playful smile. The mute who was eating Coptis chinensis on the side was forced to listen to the story of the honey jar child. The honey jar child even made up this story It became a joke, even if they actually didn’t bite the bitter melon at all..."

Liu Xunzimo: "Brother Liang told me about this idea, and I thought it was interesting...the theme of the reality show is to let celebrities experience the life of workers..."

Huang Bo had a different opinion: "We have done it before!"

This is true, "Extreme Challenge"... whether it's a night walker in the city or a 24-hour survival challenge...

"Brother Bo, you are you. Most young artists nowadays, especially those with rich families, are different from you... You have experienced it, but the current traffic people have not experienced it. How can people with tens of millions of endorsements understand that the monthly salary is not enough?" The pain of reaching 4000…”

"Who do you like?"

Shen Liang pointed to the stage: "I want all three of them..."

"Then I go back and change the script?"

"No need to change, Shi Meng can play the role of PD of the group..."

The actors on the stage could not hide their surprise: "Really?"

Yang Mi: "You have to think about it, it's easy to offend people by acting in this movie!"

Shen Liang waved his hand: "What they want now is the opportunity to be seen by others, whether they offend people or not doesn't matter... After all, they dare to act in "Dream Chasing Entertainment Circle", what is there to be afraid of for our movie?"

"... You mentioned "Dream Chasing Entertainment Circle" again..."

"I'm just giving an example..." Shen Liang smiled: "Leave your contact information to the director later..."

...

Oh, finally there is "Invisible Man" by San Gou...

Ma Dong asked Shen Liang: "What do you think of San Gou?"

Xu Zheng also looked over - in the previous episode, Ma Dong and Xu had a quarrel, and Xu Zheng thought Comedy should be meaningful, while Ma Dong believes that comedy should make people laugh first…

Shen Liang thought for a moment and replied: “I have watched the show of the Three Dogs Band, and I also watched an episode of the Chinese version of Saturday Night Live… It was quite funny, using the conflict between absurdity and the actors’ sense of belief to create a joke… It made the audience laugh…”

“Do you like this form?”

“I may be more logical, and I think the advanced joke is the kind of “unexpected, reasonable”… Their works are unexpected and unreasonable, lacking continuity and logic, and many are completely out of touch. So it looks too deliberate, and it is a kind of funny that tickles the armpits. Sensitive audiences may even find it a bit awkward.”