I Don’t Have Sex with My Sister

    The sky was clear and the air was calm, and the wind was gentle.

    Only the knock at the door was a bit noisy.

    "...Hello, Ban Shao, open the door."

    The unceremonious bang bang - or the sound of slamming the door is endless, which is mixed with the voice of her close friend Shang Can from time to time, but The tone was not as casual as it used to be, and it sounded like gnashing of teeth.

    “…”

    Ban Shao shrank his neck, and made up his mind, the old monk covered his ears as if he were in meditation.

    After some movement, the door finally quieted down, Wan Shao secretly relieved, thinking that this person did not intend to come after her, but just now When she relaxed, she smelled a burning breath, which made her tremble and turned her head in a hurry.

    But it was too late, Shang Can broke into the door with a cold face, and the door that she had bolted well had turned into a small one on the ground. pinch of ashes.

    "Deaf?" Shang Can put his arms around his arms with a half-smile, and the words were so mean that Wan Shao even felt the white cloth covering her face. Tiao can see a bit of anger, "Still dumb? You didn't answer for a long time, didn't you still talk just now?"

    "..." Ban Shao, who was dodging in the corner, was speechless for a while, and bluntly changed the subject, "Why, why are you burning the door of other people's inns... this is not right…"

    "If you open the door for me early, I will burn it? You will pay for this door."

    "Why are you so stingy!"

    She sneaked out this time, but she didn't bring much money, she felt heartache when she mentioned money, Wan Shao subconsciously said angrily, and was immediately threatened by Shang Can. After pressing back, he swallowed his anger and said, "...I will pay for it. After all, I have disturbed you and Yun Zhongjun, so I will take it as an apology."

    “…”

    The topic finally came to this, Shang Can really didn't know where to start, raised his hand and rubbed his aching temple, and sighed deeply tone.

    "...Listen to me first, what happened just now was not what you thought."

    "Yes, is it?" Wan Shao's voice sounded a little puzzled, but it quickly turned into a sudden relief, "I just came back and thought maybe you I was just looking at Yun Zhongjun's injury and so on - that's not what I thought! So you two have a leg!"

    "Nothing like that. I was wrong. Just what you think."

    Being displeased by this flower demon's unreasonable brain, Shang Can tried to squeeze out a little patience and explained to her: "I did It's just checking whether the cloud is injured, don't get me wrong, and don't talk nonsense in front of the cloud."

    Ban Shao was silent for a while, then murmured in a complicated tone: "Check..."

    ... The two words that are good come out of her mouth and are extraordinarily indecent.

    Shang Can felt quite tired, so she told Ban Shao about the abnormal performance of the cloud night tour last night, including the pattern mark on her waist , and finally concluded: "That's it, I and her are innocent."

    Ban Shao secretly said that the two of you can still be called innocent, then there is no such word in this world, but you still can't say that, Turning his head and looking at the direction of Shang Can's room, he asked in a low voice, "...How is Jun Yunzhong now?"

    Shang Can's fair and upright face quickly dyed a tinge of crimson, pretending to calmly turn her head away, and replied, "I'm resting."

    “…”

    Ban Shao was hesitant to speak, but before he could speak, Shang Can added in a panic: "I mean that she needs to Rest, it has nothing to do with what happened just now - are you smiling, Ban Shao?"

    Oh no, this person can't see clearly, but why is he still so keen. Ban Shao hurriedly put away the extra slack smile on his face, raised his face seriously, shook his head and said, "No, I'm thinking about the symptoms of Yunzhongjun Yeyou."

    As soon as this topic came up, Shang Can really didn't have the heart to trouble her any more, and immediately followed up and asked: "Do you have any clues? She travels a little more frequently at night. Now, I'm worried that it will affect her body as time goes on. I don't know if it's because of the depression in my heart after reuniting with me that the number of night tours has increased. If this disease continues to aggravate, I'm afraid in the future—"

    "Stop, stop, you calm down first." The exit interrupted, "Let me think about it - aren't you two innocent? Why do you care about people so much?"

    "...what does this have to do with it, so I can't think about it if I'm innocent." You, I miss you so much."

    Ban Shao couldn't bear it any longer, and retorted: "You are just talking nonsense with your eyes open. If I also have the disease of night wandering, I am afraid that even I will be passed by. The enemy family took it back and made soup, and you were still sleeping soundly in bed."

    "How come." Shang Can solemnly denied, "I'm closing my eyes now."

    She found out that as long as the cloud is involved, this person is just as consummate in his kung fu. Ban Shao rolled his eyes silently, not wanting to talk nonsense with this serious nonsense, and said sternly: "Let me show Yun Zhongjun a good look later, listen to what you just said, her number of night tours is indeed unusual. And that mark on her waist - can I see it?"

    Shang Can, who was carefully questioned, raised his eyebrows inexplicably and said, "Then you should ask Yunyun, it's not me who can call the shots."

    Ban Shao said in her heart, I think you are very capable of being the master of Yunzhongjun. Before she said it, she heard her tone change, and she sank as if she had something on her mind. : "...Actually, I probably have some clues about the mark, but I haven't been able to prove it yet... You can help me take a look."

    Shang Can's words are obvious, but somewhat ambiguous. Seeing that she had no plans to elaborate, Ban Shao simply shrugged her shoulders in response - anyway, she must also want to treat Shang Can, and one to treat two is to treat, and she has to go when the two become Taoist partners. You can't be a witness.

    Seems to be a little relieved, Shang Can stretched his brows and nodded at her, Wan Shao deliberately sighed and complained: "One or two They are all wounded and sick, and I came here just to work for the two of you."

    "If I don't come—" Ban Shao said with a sudden smile, and his tone became a little more serious, "...what are you going to do?"

    Hearing what she meant, Shang Can was silent for a while, then smiled: "Do what you want to do."

    Wan Shao hummed, took out a few medicine bottles from her luggage and stuffed them into her arms, saying, "Just so, since you're here now, take it first. Take the medicine you owe, while Yun Zhongjun is away. Don't let her worry too much."

    It is obviously a very correct choice to move out of the cloud to suppress the business. This patient who is difficult to take medicine rarely has any unnecessary complaints, just frowns and is honest She swallowed a lot of pills on the spot, and she frowned and poured tea.

    Wan Shao nodded in satisfaction, relying on Shang Can not seeing and taking the opportunity to touch her pulse. Shang Can was helpless, let her listen quietly for a while, and asked, "How is it?"

    "...Not so good." Wan Shao's voice sounded very emotional, and Shang Can could almost imagine her drooping face, "You go out here. It's only been less than a month, how can you be like this, it really makes your body that is not very good even worse."

    "Shh."

    Knowing that she can still have the heart to criticize people, it is not the worst, Shang Can can't help but bend her lips, raised her finger in warning, and whispered Said: "The sound insulation of this place is very poor, don't let the clouds hear it."

    Who knew that Ban Shao was silent for a while, and then asked worriedly: "The sound insulation of this place is not good? Then if you - um, if there is an event at night, how about the movement? But be very small, don't look back, I accidentally heard something I shouldn't have heard, and I will be silenced by you."

    “…”

    This flower demon is really serious, no more than three words.

    After explaining the misunderstanding, she also took the medicine. Shang Can did not intend to continue to entangle with Wan Shao. Ban Shao, who had rarely gained the upper hand, kept chattering: "I think I can actually plug my ears, you don't have to worry about me too much - but you still have to be more restrained. After all, your health is not very good, don't be because you can't beat Yun Yun. I believe in you when you are in the middle and subjugate."

    As if she hadn't heard the nonsense before her, Shang Can inexplicably turned her head and said hesitantly, "...trust me?"

    Wan Shao smiled mysteriously, but did not respond, but talked about another topic that seemed to have nothing to do with it: "You are walking with Yun Zhongjun. The matter of this was originally rumored in the Xiuxian world, but the two suddenly disappeared for so long, and the world didn't know that Pei Chen was with you, so they could only guess where you were going."

    She paused deliberately, although Shang Can only had an ominous foreboding, but under her silent and deliberate urging, she had to ask: "...and then What's the guess?"

    "Elope."

    Ban Shao said happily: "You may not know it when you just came back, but you and Yun Zhongjun have even published several versions of the script. Rumors are flying all over the sky, and the 'Charming Man × Yunzhongjun' faction and the 'Yunzhongjun × Charming' faction are arguing with each other!"

    "There are even people who open a bet in private." Wan Shao was satisfied and patted Shang Can's shoulder, who was dazed, "My little boy The treasury is all betting on it!"

    "..." Shang Can didn't know what to say for a while, so he asked, "...so which side are you betting on?"

    "Of course I'm Charming Man × Yunzhongjun faction!" The reliable Wan Shao patted his chest and added, "I'm on remand The item with the highest odds! Just waiting for you to let me make money!"

    I felt that the inexplicable information I heard had filled my heart with nothingness, so Shang Can smiled dryly and asked, "What is the highest odds? "

    Wan Shao smiled, subconsciously raised his voice: "It's the two of you who will have four children in the future!"

    Returning to his room, Shang Can sat upright at the table, silent.

    Sitting on the cloud beside her several times, he hesitated, and finally hesitantly asked: "...Just now, I seem to hear that Ban Shao is next door. Say…"

    "She's talking crazy." Shang Can said without changing her face, "She has such a problem, she has to talk crazy three times a day, you don't have to worry about it ."

    “…”

    This explanation did not seem to fully convince Yunyun, she was silent for a while, or asked softly, "... She just said that who will have four child?"

    …What the **** is going on with this inn? Can you think of a way to thicken the walls? Wasn't this heard clearly by the people next door?

    Shang Can felt like she was sitting on pins and needles, and angrily scolded the unreliable Ban Shao and the thin wall in her heart, thinking about how to answer this question Strangely, he simply answered honestly with difficulty: "...and you."

    The voice fell, and after the cloud let out a short inhalation sound, there was no movement. Shang Can, who couldn't see her expression, could not tell her reaction to these words. So he hurriedly changed the subject at a loss and said, "How is your body? Just now I suddenly said that I have no strength. I originally wanted to call Ban Shao to help you take a look..."

    But later, Shang Can, who was really angry with this flower demon, fled the door, so he temporarily gave up the idea of ​​calling Wan Shao and decided to first Go back and see the situation of Yunyun by yourself - who knows if Ban Shao will continue to say some nonsense words in front of Yunyun?

    Before, after being accidentally beaten up by Ban Shao and disturbed the ambiguous atmosphere that had arisen inexplicably at that time, Shang Can hurriedly withdrew his hand, but the clouds However, her breath did not calm down immediately, she could only lean on her softly, and apologized weakly and softly: '...I seem to be a little weak. ’

    Shang Can was really worried that her heart would explode because of the fast beating, so she bit her head and quickly carried the cloud onto the bed and put it down without a single moment. Dare to stay any longer, he quickly escaped from the room under the pretext of looking for Ban Shao.

    It's too dangerous. Shang Can had lingering fears, and she almost followed the atmosphere to do something irreversible to the clouds. This kind of use of the cloud's trust in her... is too bad.

    "It's much better." Yunyun replied, his tone really sounded back to normal, "Just now...I don't know what happened."

    Shang Can tried hard to get rid of the bad thoughts, and frowned: "I thought about it, it must have something to do with the mark on your waist - after this, it may still be If I want to find Ban Shao to have a look, I don’t feel very confident.”

    … Strange, she also touched the mark when Yunyun was walking in Biluohuangquan at night - it was Yunyun who took her to touch it. But at that time, there was no such a big reaction at all, let alone something new.

    Shang Can was worried and muttered in a low voice that she couldn't ask Chu Ming for help, but she couldn't see the cloud sitting beside her in the blink of an eye. Staring at her, his eyes were deep, his hand silently touched the neck that Shang Can had just touched above, and the white jade-like face burned with a splash of red.

    The author said:

    Ban Shao: But I'm so smart, I cross my waist for a while

    Shang Can: (No wonder Biluo Huangquan has no money every day)

    Cloud: Okay, where's the bet?

    Shang Can:…?

    [Note: not born. The demon master took the money to waste. 】

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