I Don’t Want to Be a General, I Choose Buddhism
Chapter 21: Lazy justice
The next day, Ion woke up with a splitting headache, and when he opened his eyes, there was a mess in the room.
Then, Ion patted his head, trying to remember what happened yesterday, suddenly he felt like...someone beside him.
Yaen turned his head abruptly, and Kuzan's **** face came into view.
"Kuzan?!!!"
Immediately afterwards, Ion gently lifted the corner of the quilt covering Kuzan's body and looked in. He couldn't help but sighed and muttered.
"It's okay, it's okay, the clothes are neat, it seems that nothing special has happened."
Just then, Kuzan's voice suddenly sounded and asked. "What is a special thing?"
……
Yaen.
"No more, I want to vomit and get seasick..."
Yaen helped her forehead, and immediately thought of fleeing from the illness.
However, after a whole night of in-depth understanding, Kuzan knew a lot about Ion and directly exposed Ion Dao.
"Don't pretend, you told me all of your tricks last night."
Yaen was about to get out of bed, his figure stiffened instantly, his eyebrows twitched slightly, but he recalled some details of last night.
It seems... I seem to have said a lot of things...
For a moment, Ion's expression struck down instantly.
I've made a mistake by drinking, how come I am so careless?
You don’t drive a car when you drink, and you don’t drink when you drive a car!
Did you make such a low-level mistake?
Soon, Ion walked out of the room with a face full of self-confidence.
"Yon, what are you doing?" Kuzan asked.
"Stop talking, I want to be quiet."
Yaen answered without looking back, and left the room straight away.
No way, too many secrets!
Yaen had no idea how much Kuzan knew about him, and how much he had accidentally said last night.
So, Ion now just wants to be quiet, reflect on it, and recall all the details of last night.
However, based on Kuzan's reaction, Ion estimated that the problem should not be particularly serious.
Otherwise, when I woke up the next day, I would not wake up in bed with Kuzan, but should be hung up with chains full of sea towers.
After half a day, Kuzan is on the deck of the ship.
In the bewildered eyes of a large number of navy soldiers, two sun umbrellas were stretched at the front of the deck, two chairs and a small table full of fruit snacks were placed underneath.
As well-known in the navy, Lieutenant General Kuzan and Ion, who are well-known for "passionate justice", lie lazily on it, eating from time to time, and chatting with each other.
"Lieutenant General Kuzan, isn't this not so good?" asked Ion, who had changed to sunglasses.
Kuzan wearing a blindfold yawned and asked. "Do you not like it?"
"That's not..."
Yaen denied, and then said.
"It's just that this kind of naval life is really a bit too corrupt, oh...conscience is disturbed! Oh, what kind of fruit is this kind of fruit, it's quite plump and juicy."
"Who knows? But I don't seem to feel that your conscience is disturbed." Kuzan replied casually.
Yaen couldn't help but replied with a smile after hearing this.
"Ahahahaha, who said that? My conscience is disturbed now. After all, this trip, but the old man spent so much thought to arrange the journey of meritorious service, but I did it, alas... it's delicious..."
After a pause, Ion continued. "The thought that the old man should be working hard at the desk in Malin Vandor's office now makes my conscience aching."
Kuzan couldn't help but glanced at Ion, who was constantly secreting "tears" from his mouth, and said. "That's really hard for you, Ion."
"No hard work, no hard work, serve the navy and the sea." After a pause, Ion said.
"But what I care more about is, I don't know whether the old man and the high-ranking navy will accept Kuzan's changes for a while."
"Oh, is it so?"
Kuzan responded indifferently, and then said lazily.
"However, justice has changed due to the situation and position, and it is nothing more than normal. From now on, I intend to use justice called'laziness' as a navy."
Yaen's expression changed slightly, she glanced at Kuzan and said. "It seems to be a good justice, Lieutenant General Kuzan."
Kuzan smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, then changed his tone, but said.
"Speaking of, Ion, you kept ‘Brother Kuzan’ last night, ‘Brother Kuzan’ kept yelling, ‘After drinking this glass, there are three more glasses,’ why are you so polite now?"
was mentioned about the embarrassment of drunkenness and gaffe, Ion's expression instantly stiffened.
If according to the standards of the previous life, Ion’s drink volume is definitely “I won’t float if the snowflakes don’t float, I won’t fall if I don’t fall in Qingdao”, but if I switch to the fine wines of this world, that’s not the case at all. .
Especially Ion's physique was originally at a weak level, and compared to Kuzan's monster physique, it was extremely easy to take over.
"Don't mention anything about last night, I will definitely stop drinking from now on." Ion gritted his teeth.
After this incident, Ion already knew his position in the wine world, let alone a monster like Kuzan, I was afraid that even women would not be able to drink it.
This time I was lucky. After thinking about it for a while, Ion realized that what he said drunk was barely acceptable.
But what if you are not lucky?
Once I say more things I shouldn’t say?
Or maybe it wasn't a straight guy like Kuzan who woke up in bed with himself the next day? But...?
Danger!
In short, stay away from danger!
"Really? That's really a shame. Originally, we agreed to return to Malin Vando last night and get drunk again, and release ourselves well." Kuzan teased.
Yaen said quickly. "Brother Kuzan, don't tease me."
Soon, Ion changed the subject quickly and asked.
"Brother Kuzan, then our next trip is to simply patrol the West China Sea, stabilize public order, and then return to Malin Vandor?"
"more or less……"
Kuzan put on the blindfold again and replied.
"But when I applied to Marin Fando before, the reason was that the underground forces in the West Sea were rampant, so I had to catch a few mafia and go back for business."
For this, Ion couldn't help but begin to observe and apologize for the Mafia in Xihai.
I blamed myself, and inadvertently used the "mafia" as an excuse, which led to them attracting Lieutenant General Kuzan.
"I don't know who the lucky guy is, I can get Big Brother Kuzan drawn." Ion said sympathetically.
Kuzan replied slightly vaguely. "Already have a goal, and there is a well-known Mafia family near this sea area."
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