I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor

Chapter 9 As timid as a mouse

Lin Yi thought of his handsome face that perfectly matches his own temperament and seamlessly connects it!

 Must thank this mother!

  And I deeply feel that finding a beautiful wife plays an important role in improving genes!

He has seen the portrait of Lin Baozhi, the founding emperor of the Liang Kingdom, with a broad face and squinting eyes. This was the result of the painter picking out his head and beautifying it on the basis of seeking truth and truth.

It is said that Lin Baozhi, who was born as a cowherd boy, attached great importance to this portrait that could be left to future generations and people to admire.

 Some painters painted so realistically that they even showed the hairs on their noses. The old emperor felt that he could not show off his appearance as a dragon or a phoenix. This was not his true appearance.

 Drag it out and chop it.

 Some painters' paintings are too fake, and they draw them directly according to the appearance of a handsome man. They are not the same person as the emperor at all!

 The old emperor was even more dissatisfied!

 Isn’t this disgusting to yourself?

Then they were also dragged out and chopped.

 After killing seven painters, a generation of painters, Xian Youdao, completed this arduous task.

On the basis of non-distortion, it is equipped with a temperament of "the majestic sky is so close that I dare not look at it".

 This painting has been kept in the study of the current emperor.

Lin Yi was astonished after seeing him once. Even his good looks and camera couldn't save him.

After Lin Baozhi ascended the throne in his forties, he really enriched his harem, and everyone was as beautiful as a flower.

Now as of his cheap emperor Laozi and Longde Emperor Lin Xun, the fifteenth emperor has been passed down, in the 214th year of the reign of Zuo.

After dozens of generations, the descendants of the royal family are all good-looking. The men are as beautiful as jade trees, and the women are as beautiful as the moon.

"Why do you have to be like this, mother-in-law?" Lin Ning comforted, "The emperor's brother naturally has his reasons."

He felt aggrieved on behalf of his brother, and he was obviously a talented and charming person!

 But he was laughed at and misunderstood by everyone in the world!

Even the mother and concubine think that my brother is stupid and hopeless!

　　　It must be very difficult for my brother.

Concubine Yuan Guifei rubbed Lin Ning's hair lovingly and sighed, "It's a pity that you are a girl."

Lin Ning said with a smile, "Mother and concubine are too worried."

“I think of how wise your grandfather and your uncle are in martial arts. Even I, who have a long history of family training, started practicing martial arts at the age of five and have already entered the third rank at the age of fifteen!”

Concubine Yuan Guifei said proudly, "After entering the palace, although I lost my fists and feet, I still entered the fifth rank!

 But I couldn’t think of it”

After all, she still didn't say the complete words. She only glanced hatefully at Lin Yi, who was lazily smiling playfully at her.

 What a pity, this is my own son.

 Otherwise, it would be better to just kill him and save yourself the trouble.

"How can the mother and concubine be within the reach of ordinary people?" Lin Yi said with a smile, "The son is incompetent, which makes the mother and concubine angry."

“That’s it for you. I don’t have much hope for you. My biggest wish at the moment is to get you closer to my mother-in-law.”

Concubine Yuan Guifei gouged out Lin Yi and said, "Think about who the old lady is?

That is your great-grandmother. I think she also fought with your great-grandfather on the battlefield. General Yu Boxu, who had just suppressed the rebellion of the northwest bandits, was once an ordinary bodyguard beside her.

 His son was Yu Wenshe, the commander of the imperial army.

Like your grandmother and aunt, they are both heroic women and heroines, and they are also very prestigious in the army.

Others have no chance to get close to you, so it’s best if you don’t chill their hearts. "

 “The mother-in-law is absolutely right.”

Lin Yi has figured out her temper a long time ago. No matter what the matter is, he should deal with it first. As for whether to do it later, that is another matter.

 Settling accounts after the fall?

 I estimate that I should be in Sanhe by then.

 Thinking of the proud place, the corner of his mouth curled up.

Seeing him like this, Concubine Yuan finally resisted the urge to smash the tea bowl in her hand.

After taking a deep breath, he let out a long breath and said slowly, "I have prepared a gift list for you, and you will send it to your grandfather and grandmother in the next few days.

Speak well, don't talk about your uncle, even if it's your cousins, just mentioning you casually will be beneficial to you. "

“The mother-in-law may not know that her son has just been conferred, and everyone is preparing to help celebrate. It will be a little busy these days.”

Lin Yi thought that even though he was like this, his mother really never abandoned or gave up on him!

You have to "paste" what she sees as the "mud" on the wall!

 In fact, I don’t even think about it. Now that the Yuan family is powerful in the army and has great achievements, the old emperor must be on guard!

If you get too close, you might get into bad luck!

Even if the Yuan family can end up well in the end and help themselves to win the throne, what will happen if they become emperor?

 Many places have suffered from droughts, floods, locust plagues, and natural disasters for many years, resulting in no harvests, people displaced, and all ten houses empty.

 The old emperor was relatively diligent, but his kindness was limited, and he was still starving to death.

Many people in the northwest and southwest who really couldn't survive had no choice but to defect to the rebels.

 Everything is extinguished now, but what about in the future?

At the same time, Wadan in the north is still invading, and the finances are empty. Without money, how long can Yuan Qing, Yong Wang, Mei Jingzhi and others survive?

 So, this is not about being an emperor, this is about being a paper framer!

If one is not good, it follows the law of historical cycles. If the division lasts for a long time, it will unite.

 “Asshole! Idiot!”

Yuan Guifei’s fingers were as bright as green onions and she slammed her fingers on the table and said angrily, “I’m trying to shame you!

 What is there to celebrate about your poor place? "

Lin Yi smiled and said, "My son has thought about accepting more gifts so that they can be used as travel expenses on the road."

"Are you really planning to go and join the feudal clan?" Concubine Yuan Guifei was stunned.

Of course she understands that her own son has never been able to endure hardships since he was a child. He can never sit down even if he can lie down!

 Where is Sanhe?

 Can your son bear it?

"My son has been taught by his mother and concubine since he was a child. He must not forget what she said: If he is an eagle, he should spread his wings and fly in the vast sky. If he is a wolf, he should spread his wings." Lin Yi looked at his mother's face and his face became more and more ugly. , and finally closed his mouth very wisely.

Concubine Yuan Guifei snorted coldly, "Since when have you listened to my teachings? Tell the truth."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "This is the truth about my son."

If the old emperor didn't force his request, there was actually no need to go. How about taking the income from the fief and staying in the prosperous place of the capital to enjoy peace and happiness?

 Among the current twelve princes, apart from the second prince who died young, there is only one third prince, King Yong, who is actually a vassal.

"You really don't want me to worry about it. You really don't know where Sanhe is?"

 The former dynasty was a place of exile, where gangsters gathered and there were also unruly barbarians.

 Since your father ascended the throne, he has used troops three times and spent countless money and food.

　A few years ago, it was said that it was naturalized, but in fact, there is not even a governor's office. To this day, the savages still take care of themselves, and there are constant disputes every day.

You don't know any martial arts, and you might not even be able to save your life. "

After Concubine Yuan finished speaking, she waved her hand at him impatiently, "Hey, go down, and someone will give you the gift list in a few days."

She didn't believe it. After such a threat, her son still wanted to become a vassal!

Her son is very timid, not much bigger than a mouse!

If you are afraid of falling to death while riding a horse, you will only ride a donkey. Even if the donkey can't run fast, it doesn't matter if it falls. If the horse can run fast, it will be half disabled if it can't fall to death.

of course there are exceptions.

 When he was seven years old, he said the words "Man will die for money, and birds will die for food."

For a little money, he actually dared to scold the vicious secret guard commander Jiang Chong in the street.

 “The son resigned.”

After leaving the palace, Lin Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

 He thought that his schedule for the feudal clan was going to be tightened.

 (End of this chapter)