I Don’t Want To Be the Seventh Hokage

　　 When people are unlucky, they are really stuffed with cold water, and they can make **** when they fart.

　　 Just like that, I was quietly waiting for rescue in the dark elevator with the boy and girl. During this period, my stomach had repeated cramps and I kept clenching my teeth.

　　 "Naruto-kun..."

　　 "What happens next?"

　　 In the darkness, I heard such a voice, but the boy named Naruto didn't respond, and I didn't know what he was thinking.

I don’t know how long it took, the elevator shook violently twice, and a picture of the elevator falling flashed across my mind. I don’t know why, I subconsciously grabbed the hand of the boy and the girl and let them use it with me. His back was against the elevator, his knees were slightly bent, and his body squatted.

　　 Master Shennong once said that this way, you can protect yourself to the utmost extent if the elevator fails and falls.

　　 I don't know why I pulled them two, maybe they didn't attack me, maybe I knew that if I attacked them, I would definitely be dead.

But……

　　 I never expected that after such a contrived meal, I couldn't help my stomach after a long time. Puff, puff, puff, I pulled into my crotch.

　　 Quiet.

　　 Deathly calm.

　　At this time, the twelve or three-year-old boy called Naruto said: "Uncle, don't be afraid, it's okay, this thing rarely happens, don't be afraid."

　　 Naruto, who was leaning on the elevator nervously just now under my control, began to react, and actually comforted my enemy. He thought I was scared to pull my pants.

　　 I've never been so embarrassed.

At that moment, my embarrassed scalp became numb, and when people were embarrassed, I couldn't control myself. Then... I pulled it again. I don't know what happened to me that day. The donkeys in the production team are probably not as capable as me. pull!

　　 My stomach rattled and there was an awkward smell in the air.

　　I was still comforting my enemy just now-Naruto was silent, he paused for a few seconds, and suddenly said: "Uncle, don't pull me, I'm afraid."

Puff puff.

　　 I'm still pulling...I think I really give up on myself now.

　　 And Naruto didn't know if it was true or not, but he cried out with a wow, and his voice was a little trembling: "Uncle, will we die, will we die, woo woo woo."

　　 "Uncle, I beg you to stop, I'm afraid..."

　　 "Uncle, I seem to be dying, it's so pungent, I have trouble breathing."

　　 "Naruto-kun, don't say a few words, I want to die too, woo woo woo..."

Oh shit.

　　 Stop talking, I really want to die, okay?

　　 Although it is an enemy, I have had such a common experience. I also thought about comforting them. As a result, when I was about to comfort Naruto and the others, the elevator suddenly shook, and a light came in.

　　 It turned out that it was my colleagues from Soraren who arrived. At that moment, Naruto seemed to believe in Hikari.

　　 Although the elevator door opened, but the elevator was still stuck in the middle, I lifted him and Amaruto up with the intention of dragging the enemy up and letting my colleagues kill him, and then climbed out by myself.

　　 When I climbed out of the elevator, I found that there were already a lot of people outside. Everyone's expressions were a little weird, they were holding their noses more or less, and even my colleague was mocking.

　　 "Why, now I know I'm afraid?"

　　 As a result, Naruto’s calm voice came out: “It’s not me, don’t talk nonsense, I’m not scared at all, it’s this uncle.”

　　 After finishing talking, the enemy even reached out his finger and pointed at me.

　　 Damn, why are you so cheap!

　　Aren’t we hostile relations now?

　　 So all the eyes at the same time gathered on me, swaying like a flashlight, and I couldn't open my eyes. At that moment, I really wanted to jump back into the elevator and let myself fend for myself.

but……

　　 Do you think this is over?

After the hostile boy ninja named Naruto finished speaking, he didn’t give anyone time to react, nor did he hurt my colleagues. He dragged the little girl and disappeared in front of us instantly. The speed...even surpassed. The speed of Zhongnin I have seen at that time!

　　 Damn, this kid... is definitely a very powerful ninja!

　　 No wonder he is not afraid!

　　 On the second day, the patrol on the Sora no Fortress became more and more tight, because the invasion of Naruto and the little girl made our work aggravated.

　　 And when I adjusted my mind and went out of the dormitory door, I found the morning paper that was often sold inside the fortress of the sky, and found the headline titled: The elevator of the fortress of the sky failed, and a man was scared out of **** when he was trapped in the elevator.

　　 The picture is the embarrassing expression of me pulling my pants awkwardly when I just climbed out of the elevator. Next to me is the narration of the hostile ninja's golden-haired Naruto: Don't pull it, uncle, I'm afraid.

Oh shit!

　　 At this time, I realized that there was really a flashlight yesterday! When we were trapped, everyone from the gossip system department inside the Sky Fortress came over.

　　 From that day on, I was the courageous man in the sky fortress.

　　 But if this is the case, then forget it.

　　 After all, the next day...the sky fortress...was beaten through by the kid named Naruto, and Lord Shennong was taken away.

　　 It would be great if things were really like this.

　　 After that ‘war’, I was fortunate enough to be one of the few survivors of the empty Ninja Village. I also went to the Fire Country incognito and did a little business casually. I think it’s good to live the rest of my life like this.

　　 But what I didn't expect was that even though I had been so many years longer, I had escaped from the Fourth Ninja War. I have children. The children are more than ten years old, and someone **** can find me.

After the Fourth Ninja World War, the Ninja World has entered a very peaceful era, and the development of science and technology has been much higher. The elevator is already an item that everyone can use, but... how often accidents happen It's also a bit tall.

And when they found me, they said directly: I know you, used to be a ninja in the sky fortress, we don’t care about your past, but I hope you can help now .

　　 Help us defend our rights, and I beg you to shit.

Ha ha.

　　 I don't dare to go home at all. Once I went back, I saw those blond-haired children on the street, and my head was full of words: Uncle, stop pulling, I'm afraid.

　　……

　　……

　　 6K, so tired...

[Chapter 290] Sasuke, don't make trouble! (5K)

　　 Three days ago.

　　 Sound Shinobu Village.

　　 Wet ground, dark environment.

At this time, Sasuke had opened his eyes with three hooks. It was just a few days before he broke through this barrier. Just as the brother Uchiha Itachi who had been protecting him said, he was severely affected. Stimulate, or kill your best friend, you can open the kaleidoscope to write the wheel.

　　 just...

　　 You can't kill it, and you can't beat it.

　　 But Sasuke, who was hung with a hammer by Naruto in the Valley of End, was really opened with anger! It's shame in shame!

　　"Oshemaru, what did you teach me today?" At this time, Sasuke had already put on a white dress, with a Kusana sword on his waist, with a rebellious look: "What you taught yesterday was too simple."

Hahahaha.

　　Oshemaru looked at Sasuke's appearance, lightly licked his lips, glanced at Sasuke as if he was appreciating an artwork, and then slowly took a small octopus ball from the table next to it and gently placed it in his mouth.

　　 The pharmacist pushed his glasses next to him: "Sasuke-kun, I advise you to treat Oshawan-sama..."

　　 Before he finished speaking, Sasuke turned around and glanced at him lightly.

　　 And it was this look that made the cold sweat shed from the back of the medicine master's pocket!

　　 Of course, this is not to say that Sasuke's strength has surpassed him, but that this guy's strength... is growing too fast!

　　 is an inappropriate metaphor.

An exam paper has a full score of 100. The 30 and 40 points are basically the same. It seems that there is a big gap, but it is actually very easy to make up. The difference between 60 and 70 points is actually not counted. Particularly difficult.

　　 But the gap between 80 points and 90 points is actually very easy to show.

　　 But the gap between 94 and 100 points... It's not good to say, it can be regarded as a gap.

　　 It seems that this score of 94 points is very high, it is because of his comprehension ability, his level is only 94 points, but the person with 100 points, don't look at the test, only 100 points, that is because the volume is only 100 points! If there is a 200-point test paper, how many 100 points can be tested? 105? 130? Or 200?

　　 If you say that the person with 100 points is the pharmacist's pocket, and the person with 94 points is Sasuke, then Sasuke with 94 points actually reached the height of 95 points in such a short few days!

　　 This speed of progress... makes his back really cold.

　　 The genes of the Uchiha clan... are too powerful!

　　 "Okay, pocket, don't show such an nervous expression." Oshemaru said hoarsely, turned his head to look at Sasuke: "The speed of improvement is quite fast, but there is still a gap from Naruto..."

　　 Sasuke heard the words and snorted coldly: "It doesn't matter, I'll just ask you, what do you teach me today?"

Da She Maru thought for a while, and drew out a scroll from the side: "Go and do a task, bring Shennong back. This person pretends to be an ordinary person on the surface, but his strength should not be underestimated, and he should be stronger than you now. "

　　 "How about, is there a way to beat him?"

　　 "You know that he has mastered the essence of medical ninjutsu."

　　 The pharmacist pushed his glasses next to him again: "Ah, to some extent, it may even be stronger than me and the five generations of Naruto's medical ninjutsu. The secret of his powerfulness lies in this place."

　　 Sasuke frowned slightly, but he still took the scroll and silently glanced at Oshemaru: "Then I'm going."

O She Maru looked at his leaving back, licking the corners of his mouth and smiled gloomily: "By the way, if you go this time, you are likely to meet Konoha's colleagues. Spiritualism calls me over, and I will settle them."

　　 "By the way, it's okay don't provoke Wan Snake, that guy... even I feel very tricky."

　　 Sasuke didn't turn his head back, didn't say a word, and set off with the scroll.

　　 Konoha's colleague?

　　 Will you meet Naruto?

　　If you encounter it...make him look good this time!

　　 Shaved head revenge... I have to report it!

　　 "The dark energy value from Sasuke Uchiha is +1748 gold coins!"

　　……

　　……

　　 Too bad luck.

　　Naruto pulled Amaru out of the elevator with a dark face and said a few words casually and ran away instantly. This group of Kongren want to catch up with his speed...Don't even think about it!

　　 During this period, the value of the gold coin in the background of the system can be said to be constantly rising.

　　 "The dark energy value from Mo Chengkong is +1748 gold coins!"

　　 "The dark energy value from Mo Chengkong is +1748 gold coins!"

　　 "From..."

　　 Of course, this is also mixed with a lot of other Kunin gold coins, almost all of them are full, more than 60% are given to 1748 gold coins, and the rest are 666,777,888.

　　 Amaru followed Naruto and easily avoided patrols. After hiding at a corner, he couldn't help but softly asked: "Naruto-san..."

　　 "Just now...you can easily escape with me, right?"

　　 Naruto turned his head and glanced at her, then nodded: "That's right."

　　 Amaru suddenly became suspicious: "Then Naruto-kun... why don't you take me out sooner?"

　　Naruto thought for a while: "I'm happy if I have money...it's hard to buy?"

　　 Amaru: "???"

　　 "The dark energy value from Amaru +739 gold coins!"

　　 neurotic, this is.

　　 You just want to stay there to play a play and say you are afraid, then disgust that empty Shinobi, and then rush away?

　　 How does your brain circuit grow?

Next, it took Naruto and Amaru almost a day to find the place where the villagers were imprisoned. After all, the fortress of the sky is a fortress, but it is still a relic anyway. It must be very big here. During the period they have to avoid the patrols of the Ninja of the Sky, and of course their speed will decrease a lot.

　　 When the villagers were kept in the cell and found by Amaru, Amaru almost burst into tears: "Everyone..."