I Don’t Want To Catch Monsters

2021-09-03

Chapter 13 Life and Death Friends

“Master, I finally understand that the book has its own golden house, the book You have the true meaning of Yan Ruyu.”

“That’s why you sold my book collection for money to drink flower wine here?”

In front of Drunken Fragrance House, Mrs. Chen He stared fiercely at Wu Jun with a righteous face in front of him, his face turning blue with anger.

Master Chen was Wu Jun’s neighbor on Vermilion Bird Street. He also taught Wu Jun to read for two years when he was a child. Later, the collection of books in his home became more and more, and it was about to be no longer in full bloom, so he moved to Temporary storage at Wu Jun’s home.

However, what made him didn’t expect was that yesterday he went to the hospital to look for an ancient book, but found that all his books were gone. Wu Jun also talked nonsense about dreaming that those books had changed. Cheng Butterfly flew away, and he was so angry that he chased Wu Jun down two streets with a ruler in hand.

When I saw Wu Jun again in front of the Drunken Fragrance House today, he suddenly came to his senses——

It turned out that this kid sold his book as a prostitute and ran to Drunken Fragrance House is coming to drink floral wine!

Looking at Master Chen who was burning with anger, Wu Jun pointed innocently at Qin Yue’er beside him, and explained, “Master, you know me, I simply don’t drink alcohol. The next time I came to Drunken Fragrance House, I mainly wanted to accompany my friends.”

Master Chen swept over the cross-dresser’s Qin Yue’er with a gloomy face, and his eyes could not help but paused slightly: “You friend… so pompous. Chest muscles!”

Wu Jun coughed dryly and said, “Woman.”

Master Chen’s expression suddenly became strange, after looking carefully at Qin Yue’er, he moved towards Wu Jun let out a weird laugh: “Oh, but You’re quite something…”

Wu Jun said with a serious expression: “Her name is Qin Yue’er, she is a monster hunter from the capital, we are here. The second time I came to Drunken Fragrance House was actually… it was actually here to catch demons!”

After Qin Yue’er went down to the well a few days ago, just as Wu Jun expected, Flood Dragon’s body had already stinked. .

Qin Yue’er spent a lot of time in vain and was a little gloomy, just as the news of the teahouse was almost collected, so he proposed to change the place to inquire about the news to brotherl.

Wu Jun was immediately excited, afraid of not having enough money, so he couldn’t wait to sell the junk at home for money, and brought Qin Yue’er to the Drunken Fragrance House, but he didn’t notice what Master Chen kept. Books are also included.

Those books are trivial things, they just need to be redeemed. What made him didn’t expect the most was that the normally serious-looking Master Chen actually came to visit Drunken Fragrance House and asked him to give him some money. It’s interesting if you touch it right.

When Master Chen saw Wu Jun looking at himself playfully, he immediately saw what he was thinking, said ill-humoredly: “An old friend asked me to meet here.”

Wu Jun quickly restrained the smirk from the corner of his mouth, and said politely: “Master, please!”

Master Chen snorted and walked away from the Drunken Fragrance House: “I’ll take care of you later.”

Wu Jun laughed and waved at Qin Yue’er, and the two walked in with Master Chen.

As soon as Wu Jun entered the door, Wu Jun smelled a strong aroma of rouge pollen.

Looking around, the girls wore revealing light and thin dresses, some were drinking with the guests at the table, some were lying on the railings on the second floor with their chests half-bared, with enchanting and charming eyes. Looking at the scene below, the atmosphere of drunkenness lingers.

Wu Jun was looking at the environment in the Drunken Fragrance House with novelty, and a woman in her forties with a charming charm came up to greet her, her face still vaguely showing the stunning appearance of her youth, followed by four people. Maid, full of pomp.

The woman quickly came to Master Chen, smiled faintly and said: “Master Chen, what a rare guest, let Diexiang accompany you tonight~”

Master Chen waved the folding fan in his hand, and then pointed at Wu Jun: “I’m here to make an appointment. Just take care of the two of them, um, don’t stay overnight.”

The woman moved towards Wu Jun When they looked at it, they couldn’t help but cover their mouths and smiled, and said, “Master, don’t worry, Diexiang knows what to do.”

The woman who called herself Diexiang led the two to an empty table and said with a smile: “What can I drink?”

Wu Jun smiled politely: “Give me Get a glass of milk.”

Diexiang’s smile froze slightly, her mouth twitched twice, and she instructed: “Go buy a bucket of milk.”

A maid behind her hurriedly responded, Quickly ran out.

Diexiang glanced at Wu Jun speechlessly, then turned her head and looked towards Qin Yue’er: “How about you?”

Qin Yue’er’s eyes lit up and said: ” I want to eat roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, steamed eight-treasure pig, and Jiangmi-stuffed duck!”

Diexiang: “…”

Looking at Diexiang’s mouth Without speaking, Qin Yue’er couldn’t help but frowned slightly, pointing at Wu Jun and saying, “He can order something, why can’t I, are you underestimating me?”

Diexiang covered her chest and made an appearance of angina. After a while, she took a deep breath and waved to the maid by the right hand: “Xiaocui, go to Babaolou to order food!”

She is considered I understand, these two people came to brotherel purely for fun, and it was a serious fun…

Diexiang glanced at the two of them depressedly, and said, “You two want to order more. What, I’ll get it all for you all at once.”

Wu Jun almost blurted out two patients for me, but he quickly swallowed the words and coughed, “No more, Aunt Xiang. Let’s have a conversation with us.”

Diexiang raised her eyes slightly, un’ed, feeling that he was quite sensible, and sighed: “Since I came to golden flower to run this Drunken Fragrance House, there have been It’s been the first time in more than 20 years that I have seen a guest like you.”

Qin Yue’er said: “It’s good to get used to it, we will come often in the future.”

Diexiang: “…”

After a while of silence, Diexiang showed a helpless smile: “Girl, the way you talk reminds me of an old friend. I knew him back then. At that time, he was still an unknown ordinary knight, talking straight and straight like you, which made it very difficult for people to deal with.”

“Ai, more than 20 years have passed in the blink of an eye, and he is now a known to Xia Kui of the whole world known to everyone, but unfortunately I forgot to ask his name…”

Qin Yue’er said as usual: “His name is Qin Dahai, a very common name. “

Diexiang’s expression was a little dazed: “It turns out that his name is Qin Dahai, which is indeed a very common name…”

Wu Jun tsk tsk said: “Sure enough, Xia Kui is still very loud.” A little.” Then looked towards Qin Yue’er, “Young Lady Qin Do you have a nickname, do you want me to give you one? “

Qin Yue’er eyes shined: “Good! “

Wu Jun thought for a moment, and was about to say it, when suddenly, a scream of breakthrough sounded from the second floor.

“Ah—”

The time in the entire Drunken Fragrance House seemed to freeze, everyone stopped, and the building suddenly became absolute silence.

Followed by a disheveled woman from the second He rushed out of a room in the building, stumbled to the guardrail, and shouted in panic, “It’s dead! “

Without waiting for everyone to react, Qin Yue’er flew up, tapped the table with his toes, came to the second floor, and rushed into the room where the accident happened.

At the same time, Master Chen and a grey-bearded scribe came out of another room, just in time to see Qin Yue’er jumping high.

After seeing Qin Yue’er , The scribe’s eyes narrowed slightly: “Xia Kui’s daughter, you and her Ancestor Master seem to be Life and Death Friends, right? “

Master Chen sighed with some sighs: “It used to be, then I borrowed five cents from him, but he didn’t give it, and we broke up. “

Scribe: “…”

(end of chapter)