I! Emperor, Join the Chat Group

　　Shinhwa-Gao Yao: "Thank you, I'm very honest."

　　The first witch of the Demon God Sect - Nangong Xuan'er: "Then Xuan'er will give Gaoyao's brother Succubus Tiangong, and sister-in-law will make Gaoyao's brother happy"

　　The Lord of the Fifth Parallel Universe - Pluto: "..."

　　Imperial Female General - Esdes: "Speechless!!"

　　Nobi Nobita: "I don't understand anything~~"

　　Fire Fist Ace: "Then I'll give Gao Yao a Devil Fruit. I don't need the reward from the previous mission. It's in the form of Renren Fruit-Ultraman~~"

　　Counting all the universe, Ma Daxian: "...Good guy, there is still this form, is it the form of Dagu's Ultraman Tiga?"

　　Yuan Dagu: "I don't know..."

　　The little girl who sold the nuclear bomb: "I have nothing to give, so I will give a big Ivanba."

　　Lord of the Bright Universe: "I'll give Yingmei's gift, and I'll give you the blood of the five elements~ Your world is too weak, so...the upper limit of the blood of the five elements can give full play to what your world should have. limit."

　　The Goddess of Water - Aqua: "You all gave it away, that goddess... uh... What did I just say?"

　　Qingqing Prairie Pleasant Young Master: "..."

　　Huang: "Then I will give Gao Yao a precious medicine.",

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　　The third most dutiful son of the Three Kingdoms - Lu Bu: There is nothing good in Bu's world, and he is too shy. He can only give you the power of [-] adoptive fathers as a red envelope. I hope you don't dislike it. Of course, you have to wait for the end of the wedding night. You can get it later, I'm afraid the bride won't be able to stand it.

　　Myth - Gaoyao: Hey, thank you...Thank you everyone, thank you for your love, Lord Emperor, if it weren't for you...I wouldn't have the ability to kill Liu Bang.

　　The real gentleman of Huashan-Yue Buqun: I pretended that I didn't understand what I was saying, and by the way, I asked General Lu Bu if he wanted to chat privately. The price is easy to say.

　　Fire Fist Ace: "I have a friend...he asked me to ask"

　　Happy Girl - Yan Lingji: ...You guys are so dirty.

　　Lu Bu's eyes were even brighter, and he discovered a huge business opportunity.

　　The Great Dutiful Son of the Three Kingdoms - Lv Bu: Don't worry everyone, the price of the adoptive father is guaranteed to be fair, and the old man will not be deceived. I will open a matchless battle to turn this Sun Liu Kang Cao's Chibi War into a righteous father alliance war against the dutiful son. I will first decide which one can be completed. The small goal of killing [-] adoptive fathers.

　　Lu Bu stood alone on a small boat, holding the Fang Tianhua halberd, facing the iron chain boat and many warships alone, how could it be possible that you would set fire to Chibi and cause me to lose the opportunity to "filial piety" to my adoptive father.

　　Lu Bu raised his arms and shouted or sang directly: "Foster father~ foster father~ where are you going~ I am not afraid of the sky~"

　　Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and the soldiers who once called his filial son in front of the coalition all put aside their disputes and united the front to face Lv Bu... Dutiful son, filial son, we are going to kill you~ Your Fang Tianhua halberd is too scary~~

　　"Killing one father is evil, except a hundred fathers are demons, and slaughtering [-] is for those who are worried about their fathers."

　　Lu Bu screamed in the sky, holding the Fang Tianji, and suddenly kicked the boat. The hull of the boat exploded and the water waves splashed. Lu Bufei rushed to the three-armed warship thousands of meters away and began a unilateral slaughter like mowing the grass.

　　"Help!"

　　"He's a killer! He's a killer!"

　　"Woooooo...I want to go home!"

　　……

　　Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Jian trembled as he stared at the figure that looked like a god and a demon descended into the world. After the slaughter, he would destroy the [-]-meter warship and fall to the bottom of the water.We are telling you about war conspiracy strategies, you have come all the way with one halberd and one halberd!

　　With tears in his eyes, Liu Bei looked at Zhuge Liang, whose feather fan fell to the ground in a dazed expression, and asked, "Sir, do you have a plan for this?"

　　Since you bragged that one person can make peace with the dragon and the phoenix, I asked you to come out of the mountain, and now you have to show it.

　　Zhuge Liang: "..."

　　Zhuge Liang shook his head and couldn't say a word. Looking at Lu Bu's immortal-like fighting power, a scorching heat flashed in his eyes. I had a plan in my heart. I might as well surrender to him. Longevity, compared to fighting for dominance in the world and remaining famous, is still more important than longevity.

　　Betrayal?Ha~ Can the matter of the scholar be called a traitor?That is called a gentleman who does not build a wall of danger.Zhuge Liang felt that he had comprehended the spirit of the later generations of Confucianism—the matter of scholars, that is not a problem.

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　　Liu Bei didn't know that he had committed himself to the three invitations to get the counselor and already had the idea of ​​leaving him. Who could resist the temptation of Changsheng?

　　In the end, Lü Bu ended the Chibi War by himself. Under the threat of death, he forced the remaining soldiers and defeated soldiers to recognize themselves as adopted sons.

　　Adoptive fathers are limited, so I have to learn to manage resources and not directly kill chickens to get their eggs. - Quotations from Lu Bu's Farming Manual.

　　After Lu Bu had written down his satisfactory income in his small notebook, he stepped into Jiangdong to pick up the three beauties of Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao and Sun Shangxiang back to the Lu family compound.

　　Sun Ce and Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and did not dare to let out his anger. He had to give Lu Bu a gift, cursing in his heart that Lu Bu would kill himself for finding so many women sooner or later.

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　　In the world of mythology, it is not too simple for Gao to attract the attention of Qin Shihuang!

　　First, in the chat group, I asked Zhu Houzhao to plant some sweet potatoes and corn found in the sea by the great companion of Chu, so that no one in Pei County was worried about food anymore. The reputation of being a living immortal soon spread to Qin Shi Huang's ears.

　　Emperor Qin specially issued three decrees to invite Gao Yao into the palace to meet him.

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　　Above the court, Gao Yao conjured a map out of thin air when facing the disdainful eyes of the civil and military officials, but for some unknown reason, Qin Shihuang shook his body subconsciously and picked up his saber in a respectful tone, but his expression was still a little frightened.

　　"Could the immortals pass the pictures to me from the palace servants?" After experiencing Jing Ke's trick, Qin Shihuang is now much more vigilant about unfamiliar people.

　　After the map was passed to Qin Shihuang, he opened the unique white paper and sighed in his heart that this may be the record of the fairy family, which is much more useful than bamboo scrolls.

　　"This..." Qin Shihuang felt his throat a little dry when he looked at the area marked above. The so-called vast Kyushu is only so big on this map. It was the first time that I felt that Da Qin's territory was so small.

　　"Your Majesty doesn't need to say it when he understands it. The sacred object I present is paper that makes writing articles lighter." Gao Yao stopped Qin Shihuang who wanted to ask, and only said another thing.

　　Gao Yao offered his papermaking skills, but made a strange request that even Qin Shi Huang couldn't understand.

　　……

　　Yi Xiaochuan did not meet Gaoyao. He was brought to the battlefield by Meng Tian. The target of the attack was Tuan. In front of the Meng family army, Xiaotuan was trampled by iron hoofs. When facing the crisis of national subjugation, King Tuan had to let his daughter Yushu entered the palace in exchange for peace for the concubine.

　　The playboy Yi Xiaochuan was completely fascinated by the soul the first time he saw Yu Shu, and turned those Hua Hua intestines into a pure and infatuated man on the way back to the Qin Palace with Yu Shu.

　　Meng Tian warned him more than once to keep his distance from the imperial concubine, but he was already deeply in love and completely refused to listen.

　　Meng Tian...If you weren't my younger brother, I would have chopped off you, who dared to spy on the imperial concubine and wanted to put a hat on Emperor Qin!

　　The journey is long, and along the way, Yu Shu has gradually fallen in love with him, Yi Xiaochuan, but now he is burdened with the fate of a country and dare not express his love. perish.

　　This is also the limit that Meng Tian can endure with one eye closed. When he goes back, he has to quickly find a wife for his brother. I think he is probably Si Chun.

　　……

　　A month later, Gao Yao stood on the imperial city, staring at an army that was approaching from afar.Yi Xiaochuan, you are really lucky, you have become Meng Yi again, but I have become Zhao Gao, let me see what you will say about me.

　　"Brother, what are you looking at?" a woman in a palace dress asked curiously beside him.At.

Chapter 147

　　Gao Yao showed a doting smile, rubbed her head and said, "Brother is looking at an enemy, and his hatred with brother can be said to be endless."

　　"Having a grudge against my elder brother, then he must be the scumbag who dumped his eldest brother and sister! Is there anything Xiaoyue can do to help my elder brother?" The woman in the palace dress suddenly looked at the army in the distance with a puffed face. It is Xiaoyue who is similar to his sister. Gao Yao and Qin Shihuang asked Xiaoyue to raise her as his own sister, which is also his spiritual sustenance.

　　Gao Yao chuckled and said, "Brother really needs your help, Xiaoyue, come over here, let me tell you..."

　　After listening to Gao Yao's arrangement, Xiaoyue nodded earnestly and turned to leave.

　　"Yi Xiaochuan Yi Xiaochuan, I want to see how deep your love is." Gao Yao looked at the army with deep eyes, no one knew what he was thinking.

　　Shinhwa - Gaoyao: After a few months, the playboy has become a pure lover.

　　A Chinese Ghost Story-Grandma Dryad: Jie Jie!So that Yi Xiaochuan met his true love?

　　Yakumo Zi: "We don't believe it..."

　　Fire Fist Ace: Yi Xiaochuan, the woman he loves is Qin Shihuang, he has been greened by the emperor in spirit, but he has also been greened by his brother in the modern timeline.

　　Imperial Female General - Esdes: I think his love is quite green, and I also think the world of Gaoyao is too chaotic.

　　The Third Dutiful Son of the Three Kingdoms - Lu Bu: Today's chat is very Greenpeace.

　　Shinhwa-Gao Yao: After hearing what you said, I suddenly wanted to say to Yi Xiaochuan to be strong, life is still to be lived.

　　Counting all the world, Ma Daxian: You will be banned from discussing like this any more! !

　　Holy Kesha: "Discussion of Carbon-Based Life~"

　　The Lord of the Fifth Parallel Universe - Pluto: "It's meaningless..."

　　Madara Uchiha: "Yes, it's better to practice than this~"

　　Tiangong Zhang Jiao: "Yes, since joining the chat group, my motivation to practice is even greater~~"

　　Huang: "Recently, all the immortals in Xianyu are targeting me, so annoying~~"

　　Shadow Emperor, the leader of the dark universe: "Come on, No. [-], these people are definitely not your opponents~ You are the barren emperor who will rule forever in the future!!"

　　Huang: "Thank you sister-in-law for understanding, that's me in the future... I'm just a Supreme Being now. When I fought against the Immortal King of the Immortal Realm, I awakened a drop of blood in the future time and space, but if it wasn't for the emperor's predecessors , I may also be very difficult."

　　Shadow Emperor, leader of the dark universe: "In short, come on~~"

　　Lord of the Bright Universe: "Does Yingmei no longer mind me??"

　　Shadow Emperor, the leader of the dark universe: "Mind, why don't you mind, abominable Luo Chen, I will go to the bright world to beat you up in a while!"

　　Lord of the Bright Universe: "Okay!"

　　County Master Zhao Min: "It's so sweet!"

　　Xiao Huohuo: "So sweet +1"

　　The first witch of the Demon God Sect - Nangong Xuan'er: "Hey, it's too sweet."

　　Sacred Kaisha: "It's really rare for existences like Lord Emperor and Lord Shadow to get along so well, it's enviable~"

　　The Lord of the Fifth Parallel Universe - Pluto: "+1, I have been with the Phoenix for tens of thousands of years, and I hope that it will last as long as the emperor's predecessors and the shadow predecessors in the future~"

　　Lord of the Bright Universe: "You guys..."

　　Shadow Emperor, leader of the dark universe: "I'm used to it~~"

　　Bright Universe (Bright Realm)

　　The corner of Emperor Luo Chen's mouth, who had been diving silently, twitched slightly.