I Escaped the Exile Story Only To Find It Was a Regret Trope

0 – 0# Expulsion stories are just as f*cking awful as reenlisting

I’m incredibly aggrieved.

I was just arguing online as usual.

Because I didn’t know the other guy was actually a god.

Ah, honestly.

Who would think a guy going by God(125.245) would actually be a god?

I thought the same.

[Expulsion stories and regret stories are completely different genres]

[Bullshit, they’re both just the same damn harem ending]

[Why are you cursing?]

The topic of the argument was simple: Are expulsion and regret stories the same genre?

I argued that they were both the same, and the guy claiming to be God argued that they were different genres.

Expulsion stories or regret stories, they all end up with the same damn harem.

Moreover, it looked like some random kid was acting like a know-it-all.

It wasn’t unreasonable to feel a sense of resistance towards God User’s argument.

[What is a non-ㅇㅇ user? lol]

[Then want to make a bet with me?]

[GG]

I shouldn’t have done that.

Thinking about it now, I realized far too late that it was a magnificent flag.

Anyway, that’s how I became the protagonist of an expulsion story. Once I became the protagonist, I got really dizzy.

How can I explain this shitty feeling?

How should I put it, so that it sounds good?

Ah, right.

Re-enlistment. This shitty feeling is probably exactly how it feels for someone who’s been in the military to enlist again.

It felt like being back in the military. Getting sensitive over nothing, fighting with each other constantly.

Moreover, typical expulsion stories usually start with the protagonist being expelled in the prologue.

I had to do it all. Defeat the Demon King, get expelled, and then return.

However.

That suffering ends with this.

To the very end.

Having completely destroyed the true mastermind who persistently resisted, the final chapter of the story has finally arrived.

None of it matters.

A happy ending with the heroines?

Screw that, I’m just going home.

I’ll rest comfortably at home.

With just that thought, I endured all sorts of dirty situations until now, playing the role of the ideal hero.

And finally, when the door to the dimension opened after defeating the mastermind, I couldn’t hold back and dived right in!!

There was no fear.

Rather, I was as happy as if I had been discharged from the military.

I can finally go home.

That’s what I thought.

[How does it feel to experience exile firsthand? Am I right?]

Until the self-proclaimed God (Yudong) spoke to me at the last moment.

Suddenly throwing me into exile and making me suffer like a dog.

And now what? Saying he was right?

“What’s Yudong if not a fool?”

I couldn’t help but feel rebellious.

[Haha, you really are hopeless.]

And I immediately regretted it.