I Exchange For Black Technology By Blowing Up The Bully

Dormitory, in front of the big mirror in the bathroom.

There is a row of boxes on the sink, filled with strange things, such as beards, eyelashes, eyelids, hair, flesh-colored hoods, fleshy noses, moles, contact lenses...

One of them is just cosmetic utensils, but several boxes are stuffed to the brim and look a bit weird, like corpse fragments collected by tomb robbers in the early days of anatomy.

Song He stood in front of the mirror, awkwardly posing with his face and looking for various noses from the box.

"Dong dong!" There was a knock on the dormitory door.

"Come in!" Song He said.

The door clicked, and Xiang Xiaotong, who was wearing pajamas, came in, walked to the bathroom and looked at the boxes, with a look of surprise on his face, "So complete? Are you holding a facial features exhibition? Where did you get them?"

"Teacher, I don't know anything about makeup. Please help me these days." Song He sweated on his forehead. "For the disguise to be effective, it must be very different from me, but at the same time, it cannot be fake."

"I'm not going to the summit."

"Ah?" Song He was surprised.

"The company has something going on."

"Oh." Song He looked ugly. He expected the teacher to help him touch up his makeup during the summit.

"I won't be able to help you put on makeup in the next few days, so you have to rely on yourself. You won't be able to learn complicated makeup for a while, so I'll teach you something simple, like changing your skin tone and dark circles. You decide on your look first." Xiang Xiao Tong said, picking out a piece of beard from the box and putting it on his lips.

"This beard is too ugly." Song He refused, "It looks like a Japanese soldier. As soon as he puts it on, he becomes a colonel!"

Xiang Xiaotong rummaged through the beard box again, picked out another beard and put it on his lips.

"Isn't this the beard of a hair-washer?" Song He complained, "The scientific name is Sanitary Hu. Europeans in World War I had to wear gas masks. This kind of beard can make the mask fit and breathable, but it is still ugly."

Xiang Xiaotong took out a pair of big beards with claws and teeth, and put them on Song He's face. The beard almost covered his face, and the effect was comparable to that of Santa Claus.

"Teacher, I want to be an airman. As soon as this big beard appeared, the number of heads turned immediately went off the charts!" Song He complained.

Xiang Xiaotong couldn't help laughing, "You are not suitable for growing a beard. How many men have beards nowadays?"

"There are some, too. Beards are very easy to change, so you have to wear one."

The master and apprentice kept taking out beards from the box and tried dozens of beard styles, clown-type, magician-type, fairy-type, Einstein-type, and finally settled on a slightly curly beard that covered both the top and bottom, paired with a A little bit of jet black beard, rough and messy on his face, giving him a strong rough-and-tumble temperament!

Next is the eyebrows. Based on the principle of matching with a thick beard, I directly added a layer of thick eyebrows and hit them hard like a brush dipped in black ink!

I also wore fake eyelids and eyelashes, which made my eyes look swollen.

A wig is a must. Song He's hair is short and neat, and wearing a slightly longer messy wig fits the stereotype of a slovenly mathematician, adding to his rugged temperament.

His hair was rough and his complexion was no longer fair. Xiang Xiaotong helped him put on makeup. A light layer of makeup covered it, and his complexion quickly turned dark and greasy.

You also need to wear colored contact lenses, fine-tune the color of your eyes, darken the color of your lips with lipstick, and finally add a pair of large black-rimmed glasses. The entire face can be described as a carpet modification!

"Ugly!" Xiang Xiaotong frowned.

"Does it look like me?" Song He shook his head in front of the mirror and exclaimed, "My dear, I don't even recognize him!"

"Only people who are very familiar with you, looking at your face, may have the illusion of deja vu." Xiang Xiaotong nodded in confirmation, "The face has been changed, are there other changes?"

"Of course, I have to change it from head to toe!" Song He said.

The top became a pilled brown-green sweater, and pads were added to the shoulders of the sweater, making the entire shoulders taller and wider.

The trousers are faded overalls and have a lot of fat.

The inner height of the sneakers is added, and a small plastic ball is stuck in the heel. This will cause the feet to click all the time when walking, thus changing the whole person's gait and posture.

This change will be very natural, because it is purely a physiological reflex, and there is no need to deliberately adjust the posture. This is what spies did during the Cold War.

A layer of fake meat is pasted on the belly, and a layer of belly is slightly bulged, and the sense of age is immediately apparent.

Song He also prepared a voice changer, which needed to be stuck in the throat, but it was too uncomfortable to try, so he decided to do the next best thing. He always kept a roll of mints in his pocket, and put the sugar under his tongue before speaking to create some excitement. A big tongue is enough.

"Take a few steps and let me take a look." Xiang Xiaotong crossed his arms like a makeup artist.

Song He walked around the room twice.

"Okay, if I hadn't witnessed the whole process of your disguise, I wouldn't have recognized you as Song He! You're so rough!" Xiang Xiaotong praised, "Go ahead and have fun!"

"What Song He? You got the wrong person for this beauty, I am Tang Jiang!" Song He said in a loud voice.

…

Airport.

waiting area.

Xiekov and Lou Jinghui sat together, opposite four young quasi-college students, Zhao Yiyi, Zhang Zhilei, Ning Mo, and Ding Yangze.

They were waiting for a plane to fly directly to Basong to attend the International Mathematics Summit!

Shekov and Lou Jinghui were very calm. They were playing a game of chicken online, tapping the screen with their fingers and shooting.

The four prospective college students opposite were different. They were nervous and excited, muttering together and fantasizing about the legendary academic conference.

A bearded man in a sweater and overalls came over and sat down next to Shekov.

Several people raised their heads and glanced at the rough man, their expressions unchanged, and they continued to play games and chat as they should.

The rough man raised his eyebrows, with a hint of joy at the corner of his mouth, and deliberately stretched his neck to watch Xiekov and Lou Jinghui playing games next to him.

Xiekov and Lou Jinghui caught the rough man's gaze from the corner of their eyes, and couldn't help but turn their heads, frowning and looking at the rough man.

"Is something wrong?" Shekov asked.

"No." The rough man shook his head.

Xiekov and Lou Jinghui continued to play the game with their heads down, pointing quickly.

The rough man moved his gaze forward again, looking straight at the four prospective college students.

The four of them all wore custom-made formal suits, and their looks were good. Sitting together, they even looked like fashion posters. They looked like academic elites in movies and TV dramas. If they weren't too young, they would be proper senior scholars!

Zhao Yiyi was the first to notice the strange gaze, and quietly raised her eyes to look at the rough man. A hint of displeasure flashed across her face, and she lowered her head and muttered. The three classmates next to her also looked up at the rough man warily and suspiciously.

The rough man was not embarrassed, he looked at a few people openly and smiled.

After a brief stalemate, the four students looked away in confusion, decided to ignore the strange rough guy opposite, and continued to mutter together.

Song He tried hard to hold back his laughter and succeeded! This wave of disguises was so successful that no one even recognized it!

The terminal announcement sounded, announcing the flight number and reminding passengers to prepare to check in.

"It's almost time to board the plane, why aren't you here?" Shekov looked up anxiously.

"It shouldn't be? The boss never sleeps in." Lou Jinghui also looked around in confusion.

The four students opposite were also anxious, looking around and searching everyone in the waiting hall, trying to find familiar faces.

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find it, so everyone lowered the news together.

Song He sat still, his cell phone was muted and vibrating in his pocket.

Finally, the announcement rang again, it was time to board the plane!

"Damn, he slipped up at the critical moment!" Ning Mo complained, "Should we stay and wait?"

"No wait!" Lou Jinghui stood up and said decisively, "He may be delayed for something. He can catch the dean's private plane and rush over later. Let's board the plane first and contact him again when we get to Basong."

Several people grabbed their suitcases and went to check in and board the plane.

Song He followed silently at the end. The people in front kept looking back while queuing for tickets, but blind people generally turned a blind eye to the rough guy so close. The scene was quite funny.

Finally, get on the plane.

The plane was not big, and it was all economy class. Song He's seat was by the aisle, with Shekov and Lou Jinghui on the left, Zhao Yiyi and Zhang Zhilei Ningmo across the aisle on the right, and Ding Yangze was alone in the back row.

After getting on the plane, Song He took out his cell phone and looked at his unread messages.

Zhao Yiyi: "Come on, Song He, there are perverts here, see real perverts alive!"

Zhao Yiyi: "We're about to board the plane! Where are you?"

Song He pursed her lips and typed the reply, "What kind of pervert?"

Next to her, Zhao Yiyi was listlessly scrolling through Douyin. When she saw the message, she sat up straight and typed a reply in a hurry.

Zhao Yiyi: "You missed the plane! What are you doing!"

Zhao Yiyi: "The pervert is a wretched uncle. He sat across from us in the departure hall and looked at us back and forth in a wretched manner. We glared at him together, but he didn't even shy away! It really opened my eyes. What a bird these days. Everyone has it!”

Song He: "Ah? Is it very obscene? Is it your imagination? Maybe it's just a friendly look?"

Zhao Yiyi: "No, he's just an ugly and vulgar pervert. Ugh, it's disgusting."

Song He exited the chat box and looked at Shekov's message again.

Shekov: "It's late! Are you still sleeping? The plane is leaving soon!"

Shekov: "We were waiting here for the flight, and there was a rough guy sitting next to me. He might have some mental problems. He stretched his neck to look at my phone. Damn it, I wanted to punch him."

Song He turned around and saw that Xiekov and Lou Jinghui beside him had already put on neck pillows to sleep, but did not reply.

Ding Yangze was silent and Zhang Zhilei also sent a message to urge him to board the plane, and also described the strange and wretched uncle.

Song He decided to be a little weirder.

He turned slightly, raised his phone and turned on the selfie mode, gave a thumbs up, and took a photo with Shekov and Lou Jinghui who were sleeping next to him.

Across the aisle, Zhao Yiyi's eyes widened as she looked at the wretched uncle's behavior in disbelief.

Zhang Zhilei Ningmo and Ding Yangze also looked over, with frightened expressions on their faces. What was the thumbs-up photo doing? Is there something really wrong with this person's mental state?

Song He took a few photos, then turned his body in another direction, put Zhao Yiyi and the four of them into the screen, and raised his thumb to take a selfie.

Things became very scary. Zhao Yiyi hurriedly turned her head away, covering her face with one hand while typing on her phone with the other hand tremblingly.

Zhao Yiyi: "Holy shit, shit, shit, wretched uncle is taking a selfie! He deliberately took us all in! I'm a little scared! This person seems to be crazy! If I call the stewardess, can the stewardess help me change my seat?"

Song He smiled slightly and sent the selfie he just took.