I faint the king, the beginning to send Jiangshan, an emperor for thousands of years

Chapter 0148 – Who Are You Scolding? You are a beggar, and your whole family is a beggar!!!

This group of Gang disciples were dumbfounded!

In the past, they met other beggars, and when they heard that they could join the beggars, they were all overjoyed and overjoyed.

Because joining the gang is equivalent to finding an organization, there is a compilation, and it is not so easy to be bullied by others.

To say something unkind, in the future, go out and grab land with others, and with the support of brothers in the gang, you can also grab a better place, get more food, and mix more moisturized.

However, today I met one who actually avoided it.

Listening to the tone, I was very disgusted…

“This…”

The disciples looked at each other, and then looked at Moji in unison.

Elder Lai’s face was a little puzzled.

After all, this is the first time he has invited someone to join the gang! As a result, it was rejected!

“Ahem… As the saying goes, everyone has their own aspirations, don’t force them! ”

Elder Lai brushed his beard and pretended to be majestic and said, “Since that little brother doesn’t want to join our gang, it can only mean that there is no fate between us, then forget it!” ”

“Yes, Elder!”

The crowd answered.

“Let’s look again to see if there are other beggars!”

They continued their search, and finally found someone who looked more like a beggar.

“Little brother!”

Elder Lai walked over with a kind smile and said, “The old man has some things he wants to ask, I wonder if I can delay you a little time?” ”

The man looked Elder Lai up and down, although the other party was dressed in rags and looked relatively scruffy, but there was a unique temperament on his body, which made him stop without hesitation.

“If there is something you should ask quickly, I have to rush back to rest!”

“Thank you, brother beggar…”

The man jumped up excitedly: “Who are you scolding?” You are a beggar, your whole family is a beggar! ”

Elder Lai, the disciples: “…”

Damn, what a mouth this guy has! Scolded so accurately!

“Little brother, you misunderstood, we didn’t mean that!”

Elder Lai has seen a lot of storms, so he doesn’t take this seriously at all, and continues to smile like an elder, and said with a smile: “You see that we are also beggars, and no one looks down on anyone!” We just look at what you’re dressed in, I thought you were a fellow traveler, that’s why you call it that! If there is something offended, please forgive me! ”

The man looked at Elder Lai’s sincere expression, as well as their poor sourness, and nodded: “So it is, it’s not a big deal, I forgive you!” To be honest, in fact, I used to be a beggar! ”

“Really?”

Elder Lai and the others looked at each other.

“Of course, I lied to you guys to do it? Is this something to be proud of? ”

Elder Lai, the disciples: “…”

I always feel that the other party is cursing, but there is no evidence!

“Little brother, you said that you used to be a beggar, but now…”

“Of course not now, it has long been inappropriate, because there is no future in being a beggar!”

“Why is there no future for being a beggar?”

A beggarly disciple stood up and retorted: “If you beg well, you will have the opportunity to join our beggars!” After joining our Gang, you will be a disciple of our Gang! Our disciples are brothers and sisters, and you won’t be bullied by others when you go out! ”

“If you have outstanding ability and have made a lot of merits for our gang, you will also have the opportunity to become a bag of disciples, two bags of disciples, and your status will rise day by day!” As your status rises, you may even have the opportunity to become the elder of our gang, or even the leader of our gang, leading tens of thousands of gangs! ”

Others followed.

“Yes, we beggars are promising!”

“Although we are disliked by outsiders, we are very united internally! As long as you join our gang, there are thousands of brothers, everyone is your family, support you, don’t let you be bullied! ”

“If you work hard enough, you still have the opportunity to become a bag of disciples, two bags of disciples… If you become an elder, you can still manage millions of gangs, and you have great power! And the status is particularly high, respected in the rivers and lakes! ”

“Elder or something is too far away, we won’t pull these up! As long as you teach us the beggars, at least they are the heads of the local beggars and manage a few beggars! When you go out to beg, you can have more than half a bowl of leftovers, isn’t this fragrant? ”

“Usually there is a chance to add vegetables, chicken bones are particularly fragrant!”

The more the man listened, the more disgusted he became: “Less come, even if you blow through the sky, I won’t listen!” There is also a bag of disciples, two bags of disciples, elders and gang masters… It’s so fantastic, after all, it’s not a beggar? Lao Tzu, if I continue to be a beggar, and mix with you, it will really be my brain squeezed by the door! ”

Elder Lai said, “Little brother, you seem to be very unwelcome to our gang!” ”

“Not very unwelcome, but quite unwelcome!”

“You…”

The disciples were a little angry.

“Little brother, is there something that our gang has offended you? If there is, just say it, the old man apologizes to you on behalf of the gang! ”

Elder Lai said patiently.

“It’s not about offending, I just think that your gang really has no future, so disband it as soon as possible!”

“How can you say that there is no future, let me tell you…”

“Gotta get… Let me say it, lest I have no appetite to eat tonight! ”

The man put down his hoe, raised his head, and said, “I ask you, if I join the gang, will I have anything to eat?” ”

A disciple of the Gang said loudly: “We Gang pay attention to self-reliance, do it ourselves, and have plenty of food and clothing!” If you are hungry, go out and beg for food yourself, how much you can get depends on your own skills! ”

“I ask you, join your gang, do you have a big house to live in?”

It was still that disciple of the Gang, who continued to say loudly: “Our Gang pays attention to the four seas as our home, and the sky as the furnace, where you can’t live, what big house do you need!” ”

“I ask you, if I join your gang, will I have any money?”

The other party said in shock: “We beggars are all brothers and brothers, so we get together to warm each other, how can we talk about money?” Talking about money hurts feelings, we are talking about righteousness and brotherhood! ”

“Let me ask you again, if I join your gang, can I get a wife?”

“This… Ordinary beggars can’t do it, after all, no woman can afford us beggars! However, if you reach the level of elder, there are many women who are willing to marry you three.

The disciple of the Gang persuaded in a serious voice: “After you joined our Gang, there are so many brothers of us, where do you need women?” So little brother, forget about women, women will only affect the speed at which we draw our swords! ”

“Fuck fuck off!”

The man broke his mouth and cursed: “Join your gang, you don’t want food, you don’t want a house, you don’t want money, you don’t want women… There is also a group of single dogs around! If I join you again, I’ll be a dog!

The disciples were dissatisfied.

“Brother, you’re saying this a little too much!”

“We are just kind to persuade, how can you call us dogs?”

“If you don’t join the gang, can you achieve all this?”

“Of course you can!”

The other party raised his head proudly: “I tell you that I am now helping the imperial court build roads, and the imperial court manages two meals a day, and the amount is full, and you can eat until you can hold on!” ”

The disciples looked at each other: “The welfare of the Great Xia Imperial Court is so good? ”

“Of course, I often add meals to make people eat meat, and the meat is really fragrant!” One bite is full of oil, especially delicious! ”

The other party said, and subconsciously licked his lips.

These words can make the disciples of the Gang Gang envious!

Although they are now outstanding disciples of the Gang, they no longer worry about eating and drinking!

However, no one has ascended to heaven in one step, they used to be beggars who often starved and frozen, and through their own efforts, they have everything they have today.

But the other party seemed to have obtained it so easily, more than ten years less than them, and couldn’t help but envy.

How great it would have been if they had had this treatment!

One of them said sourly: “Even if you eat well, how about it, do you live in an existing house?” ”

“I don’t have a house yet, but it won’t be long before I have a big, sturdy concrete house!”

“How can you afford to buy a house, you have no money!”

“Who says I don’t have money?”

The man said loudly: “I tell you, I can now earn 300 yuan a month!” I’ve been working for more than half a year, and the money on hand is about to reach two taels of silver, am I powerful? ”

“How did you make so much money?”

The disciples were all very surprised.

For beggars, going out to beg every month and earning 50 yuan is already a lot of gain.

With a silver or two in his hand, it is already a huge amount.

But the person in front of him can earn 300 yuan a month, and he has saved enough silver in half a year.

Even in the big cities of the imperial dynasty, those relatively wealthy people have such income.

The man was a little surprised: “You don’t even know about this? It seems that you should be foreign beggars, then I will show you mercy! In fact, this matter is not difficult at all, as long as you follow the imperial court to build roads, work hard and complain, and can afford to suffer, you will receive 300 civil wages every month! ”

The disciples were shocked.

“Follow the imperial court to build roads, and actually get paid?”

“And 300 dollars a month?”

This really subverts their perception.

In their cognition, there is generally no profit from helping the imperial court, and it is good to be able to manage the food.

Because this is conscription, you have to do it if you don’t do it.

But now, the imperial court of the Great Xia Dynasty not only takes care of food, but also pays wages? $300 a month!

Oh my God! That’s too much money!

They all felt a little sorry for the Great Xia Emperor!

“Whoosh! What is this, this is a sparse and common thing in our Daxia. ”

The man gushed endlessly: “In our Daxia, not only do we build roads, mine and cultivate land, build houses, etc., as long as you give up your strength and work seriously, then you will have money to get!”

“There are 300 wages for road construction, and 300 wen, that is, the money for clearing land and farming is less, only 200 wen, but people have grain, and they can get 60% of the grain income every year!”

The disciples of the Gang were shocked again: “The Great Xia Imperial Court is so kind to you? ”

“Everything is entrusted to His Majesty’s Hongfu, let us live the life we want!”

The other party bowed his hand in the direction of the capital and said respectfully: “If it weren’t for Your Majesty, I wouldn’t know which corner to hide in as a beggar now!” ”

“I don’t want anything now, I just want to work hard and earn money! Then buy a cement house, marry a girl from a textile mill, and give birth to two big fat boys haha! ”

The other party took up the hoe and faced the completely stunned beggars, and persuaded in a serious voice: “I tell you, there is no way out to be a beggar!” Even if you do a good job, it is a meal and is looked down upon by others! It is better to work for Your Majesty, as long as you are diligent, food, house, money, and women, everything is two-one

Saying that, he whistled briskly and left, leaving only a group of sluggish disciples.

“Elder, something doesn’t seem right!”

A disciple of the Gang Gang whispered: “The world is as black as a crow, how can the imperial court be so good, I feel that it is completely blown out, I can’t be trusted!” ”

“The old man also feels that something is not right, let’s continue to inquire!”

Elder Lai nodded.

As a result, after some inquiring, they broke their defenses.

Because, what that person said is true!

As long as you are willing to work hard for the imperial court, you will have food, money, a house, and the opportunity to get a wife!

That’s a great treat!

Even in the imperial dynasty, it is difficult to find such a job! For a moment, this group of Gang disciples all blushed!

For the first time, a thought popped up in my mind, or I will do it?

Elder Lai shook his head and sighed: “I didn’t expect that there would be such an emperor who was so good to the people!” It is rumored in the outside world that the emperor of the Great Xia Dynasty is a comatose monarch, and the situation is wrong! ”

The group of Gang disciples couldn’t help but nod.

They are also considered to have gone south and north, they are beggars who have seen the world, but they have never seen such a generous emperor, who has single-handedly fed the people of the whole country!

It’s really mediocre and admirable!

“Elder, I have a bold guess!”

A disciple said.

“What do you have to say, say!”

The elder turned his head.

“Elder, do you say that those brothers of ours…”

Before the words could be spoken, Elder Lai had already shook his head: “Impossible! Our brothers in the gang have firm faith and will never do anything to betray! They may have already had an accident…”

At this moment, a disciple of the Gang pointed to a person in front of him and shouted loudly: “Elder, look, is that person a second bastard?” The four bags of disciples in charge of affairs here? ”

Everyone turned their heads and saw a man in a general’s uniform, leading a few soldiers with their heads held high.

“It’s really a second egg!”

“I almost didn’t recognize it in my general’s uniform!”

“It’s great that he’s alive!”

At this time, the general also noticed this group of disciples!

A trace of panic flashed in his eyes, and then he pretended not to know and continued to walk.

However, this group of disciples gathered around, very excited.

“Erzhuzi, you don’t know me anymore, I’m a big dog, we used to beg together!”

“yes! We also climbed through the window together and peeked at the girls in the hook bar, hehe! ”

“Brother, I thought you were dead, but I didn’t expect you to be alive!”

“It’s great to see you!”

The soldiers on the left and right of the general glanced at this group of dirty and unscrupulous disciples, and then glanced at the majestic general, and their eyes looked very strange.

General, that embarrassment, how to describe this feeling?

He finally wanted to get rid of everything in the past, but he was found by a group of poor relatives, exposed his black history, and was seen by colleagues again…

It’s embarrassing to be able to cut out 3 cement houses!

The general continued to pretend not to recognize and shouted: “What nonsense are you talking about? Who are you two bastards? Don’t climb relatives! This official advises you to get out of the way quickly, otherwise I will be unceremonious! ”

The disciples became excited.

“Erzhuzi, you still pretend to me? Is it mixed up and does not recognize us brothers? ”

“I tell you, I know you even if you turn to ashes!”

“I remember he had a red birthmark on his left thigh, and we opened it to see if he was!”

With that, the horse stopped moving his hand.

The general wanted to struggle: “Don’t! Don’t rip my pants! You beasts, don’t mess around…”

The soldiers around the general hesitated.

“They are ripping off General Liu’s pants, do you say we should make a move?”

“They look like they know each other, can we make a move?”

“But the general looks obviously struggling, very resistant, we don’t shoot, it’s a little uncomfortable?”

“That’s right, save the general first!”

Just as they were making a move, Elder Lai stood in the way and said with a pleasant face: “Little brothers, don’t worry, we are all his friends and are playing with him!”

At this time, the general finally gave up the struggle and shouted: “Okay, okay, you guys don’t rip my pants again!” I’ll admit I’m a, okay? Put me down, let’s go back and talk about something!” ”