Seeing Zhang Qianqian leading an 8-year-old child into the classroom, everyone present was at a loss.

Gao Junqin’s face turned purple with anger, but in front of many parents, he still had to suppress the anger in his heart: “Student Zhang Qianqian, today is your parent-teacher meeting, not your parent-teacher meeting!” ”

“I know!”

“What about your parents?”

“He’s my parent!”

Zhang Qianqian pushed Wang Yi in front of Gao Junqin.

“Hey!”

Wang Yi raised his right hand and waved his hand towards Gao Junqin, feeling that the atmosphere was so embarrassing.

“You said he was your parent?”

“That’s right, he is my parent, my mother’s own brother, my own uncle!”

“Could it be that your uncle has pocket disease?”

Gao Junqin thought of some possibility and sympathized with Wang Yi.

For this point, Wang Yi must clarify, otherwise the future famous name will be ruined today.

“Teacher Gao, I’m sorry, I’m just young, but I definitely don’t have pocket disease!”

“How old are you?”

Gao Junqin felt that Wang Yi was quite cute, and showed a kind smile to Wang Yi.

“8 years old.”

“Classmate Zhang Qianqian, did you ask your 8-year-old uncle to hold your parent-teacher meeting?”

After Gao Junqin turned to Zhang Qianqian, he returned to the appearance of a Hedong lion.

At this moment, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and the 8-year-old uncle came to hold a parent-teacher meeting, which was really ridiculous.

“But apart from my uncle, I don’t have any other parents!”

Zhang Qianqian had a natural expression.

“What about your mother?”

“Went on a trip abroad!”

“What about your dad?”

“Leave!”

“Don’t you have any other parents?”

“The second aunt to the ninth aunt are busy with business.”

“So?”

“So I brought my uncle who has the most time to come!”

What Zhang Qianqian said is reasonable, not humble or arrogant.

Wang Yi covered his forehead in embarrassment, and said in his heart: “No wonder you are a scumbag, you dare to be so arrogant to the head teacher, what else do you dare not do?” ”

“But does your brother-in-law know what 1 plus 1 equals?”

Gao Junqin threw out the most convincing question, how can a little fart who doesn’t even know how much 1 plus 1 equals be qualified to be a parent?

For this question, Wang Yi expressed helplessness, should he answer or not?

1 plus 1 equals 2, and three-year-olds know it, and the answer seems naïve.

But if you don’t answer, you don’t even know how much 1 plus 1 equals, and you look mentally retarded and lose your aura.

Sighing, Wang Yi pouted and said one word: “2.” ”

Hearing Wang Yi’s answer, the audience laughed, everyone thought Gao Junqin was teasing a child, and this child was still very cute.

For some reason, Gao Junqin especially liked Wang Yi’s child, showed a smile towards Wang Yi, and continued to tease: “What about 2 plus 2?” ”

“4。”

“What about 4 plus 4?”

“8。”

“What about 8 times 8?”

Gao Junqin threw out a problem trap and deliberately wanted to tease Wang Yi.

When the fourth question is asked, the respondent will blurt out the answer prepared in the brain directly, and even do not perceive the trap of the questioner.

In Gao Junqin’s eyes, Wang Yi only learned addition and subtraction within 100 at most, and the answer was definitely 16.

“64。”

Wang Yi pouted speechlessly, really think he is an eight-year-old child?

“16!”

Zhang Qianqian gently tugged at Wang Yi’s collar and whispered a hint to him.

I think that such a simple question has been answered incorrectly, which is really a shame for her.

Among the parents, a few did not turn the corner and couldn’t help but laugh.

“Hahahaha, a child is a child, and I don’t even know how much 8 plus 8 equals!”

“After all, it’s just an 8-year-old child, at most only one grade, and it’s normal that the addition outside of 10 is not right!”

“But how did he figure out 64?”

“Guess it’s 8 times 8 outside of him, right?”

When someone talks about “8 times 8,” the classroom goes silent instantly.

“Teacher Gao asked how much is 8 times 8!”

Wang Yi explained speechlessly, feeling that the IQ of these people was worrying.

Those who had misheard looked at Gao Junqin with a blank expression.

Gao Junqin just wanted to tease Wang Yi, but he didn’t expect to hit so many stupid birds with a stick: “That’s right, what I just asked is indeed how much is 8 times 8!” ”

Hearing this, the people who laughed at Wang Yi just now were embarrassed by a capital letter, and an 8-year-old child could react to the problem, but their group of adults actually fell into a trap, and they really had no face to say that they had nine years of compulsory education in the future.

Zhang Qianqian looked at the uncle beside her, the whole person was stunned, just now she felt that Wang Yi had embarrassed her, but she didn’t expect that it was herself who would lose people in the end.

“Teacher Gao, change to a high-level question that can reflect your wisdom, I am also an elder, ask these young children’s math problems, you are not embarrassed I am embarrassed.”

Wang Yi gave Gao Junqin an opinion.

Gao Junqin felt that Wang Yi was not ordinary, and instantly became very interested in this 8-year-old child, and it happened that yesterday a friend had a logical thinking problem, which troubled Gao Junqin all night, and Gao Junqin wanted to test Wang Yi.

“Then I will give you a question that can reflect IQ, Master Wang is selling shoes, a pair of shoes bought for 30 yuan and sold for 20 yuan, the customer came to buy shoes and gave a 50 yuan bill, Master Wang had no change, so he asked a neighbor to exchange 50 yuan.” Afterwards, the neighbor discovered that the money was fake, and Master Wang lost another 50 yuan to the neighbor. How much did Master Wang lose? ”

This question is not only Wang Yi listening, but also the students and parents present are listening.

I originally thought it was a simple child’s problem, but the more I thought about it, the more I felt particularly brain-burning.

“Another childish question, 50 yuan is fake, then it is a loss of 50 yuan.”

Wang Yi gave the answer without thinking.

Gao Junqin’s willow eyebrows wrinkled slightly, how much she lost, she still hadn’t figured it out.

Zhang Qianqian’s head has been completely wrapped into a paste, although I don’t know how much she lost, but I am sure that Wang Yi answered absolutely wrong.

In the parent group, a middle-aged woman with a fat head and big ears tore open her throat and shouted at Wang Yi: “Little ghost, you answered wrong, Master Wang lost 80 yuan!” ”


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