I, Goldfinger

Xiao Han couldn’t accept that his future wife looked like this.

It’s so tough, it’s just a lump of pork belly, and it’s full at a glance!

Take another look, disgusting vomit!

Especially when he thought of being with her every day in the future, seeing her at the first sight when he opened his eyes, and being softly called Xianggong by the other party every day, he had an urge to die.

My Xiao Han’s future wife must not be like this!

At this time, the old ancestor of the Zhao family came over laughing: “Grandson-in-law, how does my granddaughter look?” Satisfied? ”

Xiao Han showed a dry smile: “Miss Zhao really looks … Tall and mighty! ”

The ancestor of the Zhao family laughed again: “Tall and mighty, the so-called ass is good to give birth to, you see that she is big here, and she will definitely be able to give birth to a big fat boy in the future!” ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Secretly tell you, my granddaughter is actually a divine body, he is strong in the flesh, his strength is infinite, his defense is invincible, and he can protect you when it is critical!”

Xiao Han: “…”

“You all have a perfect cultivation physique, which is simply a match made in heaven! The children you give birth to in the future, inheriting the talents of the two of you, will definitely be even better! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

The eyebrows of the ancestor of the Zhao family fluttered, and the more Xiao Han listened, the cooler his heart became.

Take another look at the affectionate Zhao family Qianjin…

Well, can’t bear to look directly!

At this time, the ancestor of the Zhao family glanced at Zhao Qianjin dotingly and said: “Qianjin, it’s not grandpa who said you, you’ve eaten a little too much recently, try to control the amount of food in the future, you see grandfather I can’t hold you!” ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“I know grandpa, I’ll try to eat as little as possible in the future…” Zhao Jiaqianjin glanced at Xiao Han again, and his face blushed shyly: “Give all the delicious food to Xianggong!” ”

Xiao Han: “…”

The ancestor of the Zhao family looked at the two young people who “eyebrows”, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and then grabbed Xiao Han’s hand, put it on the big pig’s trotter of the Zhao family, and said seriously: “Xiao Han, from today onwards, I will hand over my granddaughter to you!” You must treat her well and not let her down, got it? ”

“This… I think you can think in the long run! Xiao Han’s face was tangled, and he wanted to pull his hand out of the big pig’s trotter, but found that his hand was firmly grasped by the other party and could not break free.

“Xianggong, don’t hold your hands so tightly, everyone is watching!” The Zhao family said shyly.

Xiao Han: “…”

The ancestor of the Zhao family saw it in his eyes, laughed with satisfaction again, and left with his beard, leaving the space for the young man.

“Miss Zhao, I think you may have some misunderstanding about me…”

“There is no misunderstanding, I understand your intentions! When you agree to this affair, the person is already your person! Life is your person, death is also your ghost! “The Zhao family is affectionate, and throws a big eye, fat and fat.

Xiao Han: “…”

, it’s scary!

Xiao Han took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to vomit in his heart, and said a very desperate sentence: “But you are too fat, completely out of line with my aesthetics, let’s stop here!” ”

“Where are people too fat!” Zhao Jiaqianjin was very aggrieved: “People are less than 1,000 catties!” ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Don’t lie, tell me honestly, how much exactly?”

“999.9 pounds!”

Xiao Han: “…”

“What I said is true!” The Zhao family said aggrievedly: “In order to see you, my mother prepared a special set of clothes for me.” But the clothes were too narrow to wear, so I went to the bathroom, and when I came out, it became 999.9 pounds. Usually my weight is very stable, and I have always maintained it above 1,000 taels! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

It seems that I also underestimated you!

“Xianggong, I know that you men like slim and thin women. But what is good about a slim and thin woman, the shoulders cannot be carried and cannot be lifted, the weak cannot help the wind, and it is useless at all at the critical time. But if you marry me, there will be no such problems, I will help you carry what you can’t carry, and I will help you carry what you can’t mention, and it will definitely not make you tired! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“If you are still heavy, people will lose weight for you until you are satisfied!” Okay, Xianggong? “The Zhao family is coquettish.

Due to the large amplitude of movement, Xiao Han’s hand clicked, causing his eyes to bulge out in pain.

“Let’s mention the matter of weight loss later, can you let go of your hand first, it’s all about to break bones?”

Zhao Jiaqianjin was very shy: “Don’t!” You are my Yorami, I will hold you tightly in the palm of my hand and never separate! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

Then, Xiao Han was pulled by the Zhao family to meet the seniors and received many blessings.

“I wish you a good union for a hundred years and a long marriage!”

“I wish you an early birth!”

“I wish you guys to hold a big fat doll as soon as possible!”

……

Xiao Han followed beside him, with a look of lovelessness.

Zhao Qianjin was very happy, and pulled him to meet more peers, not only blessed, but also toasted.

For the fine wine that came in frequently, the Zhao family did not refuse, and even Xiao Han’s share drank. More than a dozen altars drank down, their faces did not change color and their hearts did not beat, and the heroes of the female middle school were nothing more.

“Master, what do you say I should do now?” Xiao Han asked his master for help.

Lin Beifan came out and comforted: “Child, since the facts have been caused, you recognize it!” You marry the Zhao family with thousands of gold is not a loss at all, people top you 10, you are equivalent to taking 10 at a time, you make a lot of money! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Women all look similar, which one is not married? If you really don’t like it, just don’t look at that face! Since you are powerless to resist, then seriously enjoy! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Apprentice, in fact, you don’t get too entangled in appearances, those are external things, and sooner or later they will grow old. If you look at her carefully, you will find that she is actually very beautiful! ”

“Where is beautiful?”

Lin Beifan thought about it seriously: “Maybe it’s the beauty of the soul!” ”

Xiao Han: “…”

God TMD Spiritual Beauty!

“Master, if it weren’t for your instigation, I wouldn’t have agreed to this marriage, and you have to be responsible for me!”

“Don’t talk nonsense, although I instigated, it was you who made the decision!” Lin Beifan flatly denied: “You heard that people have a different fire and look as beautiful as a flower, their eyes are straight, I can’t persuade them to come back!” ”

Xiao Han: “…”

Xiao Han was held by the other party for a night.

Zhao Jiaqian said shyly: “Xianggong, it’s late at night, let’s go back and rest!” I’m ready, please don’t pity me! ”

“No… No! ”

On the same day, Xiao Han was so frightened that he fled overnight.