I, Goldfinger

“Okay, I don’t care about your young people’s affairs, I’ll go first!” Yaozun laughed and flew away.

Only a pair of Bi people remained, and a group of booing alchemists.

Ruhua girl ran away because she was too shy. Xiao Han hurriedly chased after him, and finally, they met at Medicine Lake, where they first met.

This time, Ruhua girl looked at Xiao Han seriously and asked, “Xiao Han, let me ask you one last time, are you really willing to marry me?” Whether you are rich or poor, beautiful or ugly, you will marry me and never change your heart? ”

“Of course! I, Xiao Han, am willing to marry you like a flower girl, and I will never be separated in my lifetime!” The mountains have no edges, the heavens and the earth are united, but dare to be with the king! If you violate this, heaven and earth will not be able to die well! Xiao Han said seriously, and also used the Dao heart to swear.

Ruhua girl fell, and said excitedly: “Okay, I believe you!” ”

Then, he tore the veil on his face, revealing a face that was shocking to cry ghosts.

At this moment, Xiao Han was sluggish.

What an indescribable face is this?

The two blush hung on his face, and he looked as if he had been beaten and swollen.

There is a circle of black mouth hair around the mouth, as if the beard came out without shaving clean, a special man. There is also a large mole next to the cheek, and there is a strong growth of hair on the large mole.

Such a sneaky face, but also made a shy and timid look.

The black hair trembled and trembled, especially naughty.

At this moment, Xiao Han, who was holding the beauty back, vomited.

“Disgusting !!!”

This spit is a flying stream that goes straight down 3,000 miles, and it can’t be stopped!

Ruhua girl panicked, and quickly helped Xiao Han: “Xiao Lang, what’s wrong with you, don’t scare me?” ”

“It’s okay, it may be that the toxins accumulated in the body have not been cleaned up and have recurred!” You stay away from me first and give me a little time to tone my body! Xiao Han hurriedly pushed away the Ruhua girl.

“Okay, Xiao Lang!” Ruhua girl nodded worriedly.

Xiao Hanpan sat on the ground and made a look of luck detoxification, in fact, he shouted madly in his heart: “Master, why didn’t you tell me, like a flower girl… This looks! It’s so ugly, I’ve never seen such an ugly woman, indescribably ugly, even uglier than Zhao Qianjin! ”

Lin Beifan came out and sighed, “Apprentice, I have already stopped you, but you have to not listen!” He also said that you are in charge of your marriage, if the flower girl does not marry, what can I do? I’m desperate, too! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

Lin Beifan sighed again and shook his head: “In the end, you still said that spiritual beauty is real beauty, thinking that you are good at this mouthful, I have been touched by you!” Only to support you wholeheartedly, but I didn’t expect you … Alas! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

Speaking of which, is it actually my problem?

Xiao Han thought about it carefully and found…

And really!

Xiao Han had an urge to die, and continued to shout in his heart: “But Master, she looks so ugly, more manly than a man, I don’t want to marry her!” The thought of me going to be with a woman with a beard and a fork makes my heart ache faintly! What to do, Master? Save me! ”

Lin Beifan said sympathetically: “There is no way, apprentice, you have already proposed marriage in public, the bride and the old man have agreed, and sent a strange fire as a dowry, and the wood has become a boat.” Moreover, you still swear with your Dao heart, do you want to break your oath, causing your cultivation to go crazy and unable to advance for the rest of your life? ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Master, could it be that I… Am I really not saved? Xiao Han begged.

“In fact, apprentice, don’t be so desperate, although the flower girl looks a little different, but she is definitely a real woman, there is no problem at all in marrying and having children with you, just cover your head at night!”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Master, is there any panacea that can make her look normal? Even if she looks slightly like a woman and has no beard on her face, I am willing to marry her! Xiao Han continued to plead.

Lin Beifan shook his head: “It’s difficult, her situation is similar to Zhao Qianjin, it’s because of her special physique!” She has a hundred poison body, and it is okay to contact the poison, so this is why she can get close to the medicine lake. But the more poison you come into contact with, the more different you look! Now it’s just a long beard, the situation is light! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“In fact, if you think about it, people still have many advantages!” Lin Beifan comforted.

“What merits?” Xiao Han raised his head.

“At least, Ruhua’s figure is better than Zhao Qianjin!”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Also, his father is very fierce, his connections are all over the world, whoever dares to bully his daughter, he dares to shoot to death!”

Xiao Han: “…”

After Lin Beifan’s comfort, Xiao Han finally decided to accept reality. After all, they all swore with their Dao hearts, and no matter how unwilling they were, they could only settle down, otherwise it would affect their cultivation.

It’s a big deal to avoid it later, it’s not that he hasn’t done it!

“By the way, that Lord Yaozun hasn’t left yet, you have to behave intimately and naturally, otherwise you will be accidentally discovered by him and shot to death in anger, and I won’t be able to save you!”

Xiao Han: “…”

Xiao Han finally stood up, but his face was still pale.

This is not poisoned, but frightened.

“Xiao Lang, how are you, is it better?” Ruhua girl asked worriedly, and also helped Xiao Han.

Xiao Han wanted to refuse, and was worried that his old father would rush out to shoot him to death, so he put on his body and showed a gentle and warm smile: “Ruhua girl don’t worry, I’m already fine!” ”

“Still calling people like a flower girl?” Ruhua girl said shyly.

“So what should I call you?” Xiao Han was stunned.

“I call you Xiao Lang, you can call me Xiaohuahua, this is more kind!” Ruhua girl was even more shy.

“Disgusting !!!” Xiao Han couldn’t help but vomit again.

Turning over the river and the sea, can’t stop, tear your heart and lungs!

“Xiao Lang, why did you vomit again?” Ruhua girl said worriedly.

“Like a flower… Uh little flower, maybe the poison hasn’t been cleaned up yet, you let me rest a little longer! Xiao Han had to sit down again to relieve the nausea in his heart.

Then, Xiao Han endured the nausea in his heart, stayed in the refining valley and acted for a few days, and talked to me like a flower girl.

In the end, I couldn’t stand it anymore and ran away.

The title of scumbag was once again worn on Xiao Han’s head!