I Got Reincarnated as a Weed (My New Life As A Plant In A Cultivation World)

The mysterious turtle demon king felt that his mind was buzzing right now.

He also felt like he was courting death.

Nima, why did those words blurt out without going through my head?

Shit!

The mysterious turtle demon king could not wait to give himself two earwax on the spot, and attached a sentence of sand coins.

Zhou Ye looked at Lu Xiaoyuan.

Lu Xiaoyuan's face is expressionless now, it's obvious that the Demon King Xuan Turtle is about to finish his calf.

To be honest, the Demon King Tianyuan wanted to run away while gloating.

He didn't want to wait for the dog, thief, deer, and bandits to be brought along by the time when the black turtle was being cleaned up.

You know, it's very dangerous right now.

"You can tell fortunes, right?" Lu Xiaoyuan suddenly smiled.

"Yes... yes." The Demon King Xuan Turtle showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

His heart was trembling now, and his legs were shaking involuntarily.

Really, he is a demon king like Xuangui, who is not afraid of anything else, but when he encounters Lu Xiaoyuan, he really can't resist.

Mainly it can't be done.

If he did it, it would be better to say, he would definitely not be a bird deer Xiaoyuan.

A pity, a pity.

I can't do a dog thief deer bandit.

"Then you can count, how will you die today." Lu Xiaoyuan said with a smile.

"Uh, this..." The mysterious turtle demon king was speechless.

How does this count?

How could he know what kind of death he would get today?

"Master Lu, just let me go. My mysterious turtle is also addicted to fortune-telling recently. There is something wrong with my brain, and I definitely didn't mean to provoke you." Xuan turtle demon king looked serious and said very seriously.

"What about the price?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked.

The mysterious turtle demon king felt bitter.

He sighed inwardly.

You have to pay the price for your own death.

Anyway, the dog, thief, deer, and bandits have all come to visit, so there must be losses.

"Master Lu, it's all here." The Demon King Xuan Turtle took out his space ring and handed it to Lu Xiaoyuan.

Lu Xiaoyuan took it over, and then separated a trace of spiritual sense to investigate.

After a while, she frowned.

"Master Lu, what's wrong?" The Demon King Xuan Turtle was a little flustered.

Do you think you are poor?

"What's the matter, don't you often rob Tianyuan, why are you so poor?" Lu Xiaoyuan held the space ring and looked at Xuangui with a bad look.

"What!" Xuan Gui suddenly exploded.

"Master Lu, don't listen to that dog thief from Tian Yuan. He gets shit in his head every day. How could an honest person like me, Xuan Gui, snatch him?" Xuan Gui stared, looking at Tian Yuan's eyes, Very dissatisfied.

"Huh?" Lu Xiaoyuan looked at Tianyuan.

The Demon King Tianyuan pointed at the mysterious turtle and said, "For thousands of years, you have always come here to cheat me under the guise of fortune-telling, a dozen times in total, why have you forgotten it now?!"

The mysterious turtle demon king glared at him.

What are you talking about with this dogecoin?

My mysterious turtle has been to your place twice in the past few thousand years, where did it come a dozen times?

"I warn you, don't talk nonsense." The Demon King Xuan Turtle looked gloomy.

He had already thought about it. After the dog, thief, deer and bandits left, he would directly press the Tianyuan hammer.

Hammer until the opponent is convinced.

"This is a fact." Tianyuan Demon King was not false at all.

"Then the question is, why are you so poor, Xuan Gui?" Lu Xiaoyuan shook the space ring in his hand, and then asked.

"Master Lu, this turtle grandson must have hidden the good things!" Tianyuan Demon King sneered.

"Absolutely not. Inside the space ring is all of my mysterious turtle's belongings. Today, my mysterious turtle dares to swear with the heart of Taoism. If there is deception, the sky will be struck by lightning, and the cultivation base will not be able to advance forever!" Make a poisonous oath.

Oh my God.

Do you want this!

The demon king of Tianyuan was stunned.

At the same time, he felt that the mysterious turtle demon king might be really poor.

Otherwise, how could the mysterious turtle demon king make such a poisonous oath?

Cultivation can't advance, that guy is very serious.

"Then I believe you." Lu Xiaoyuan saw the mysterious turtle demon king swore a poisonous oath, and then put away the space ring.

The mysterious turtle demon king breathed a sigh of relief.

Seriously, the space ring is all his belongings.

On this point, his Xuan Gui definitely did not lie.

The Demon King Xuangui looked at the Demon King Tianyuan, thinking in his heart how to torture the other party.

He suddenly asked, "Master Lu, have you received the protection fee for this brat Tian Yuan?"

When Lu Xiaoyuan heard the words, he immediately shook his head.

"He is so poor, even poorer than you, that I am embarrassed to ask for it."

When the mysterious turtle demon king heard this, he felt something was wrong.

Based on his understanding of the Demon King Tianyuan, the Demon King Tianyuan has absolutely nothing to do with the 'poor'.

That guy is richer than himself, otherwise how could he cheat on his things.

"Master Lu, let me tell you something." Xuan Gui looked serious.

"You said." Lu Xiaoyuan nodded.

"The little brat of Tianyuan is turning his head fast, maybe he has hidden the good things long ago. My suggestion is to let me do a search." The Demon King Xuan Turtle said.

Okay, Xuan Turtle and Turtle grandson.

Your mother sells batches, and you are so rude to me!

Laozi Tianyuan remembers you completely.

The demon king of Tianyuan was very angry.

"Okay." Lu Xiaoyuan thought for a while, then nodded.

The Demon King Xuan Turtle put away his staff and the small turtle shell, then rubbed his hands together and walked towards the Demon King Tianyuan with a smile.

"Don't suffer me!" Tianyuan Demon King growled.

"Oh, Tianyuan, don't be nervous. Although we all believe in you, it is inevitable that sometimes we will miss something. I'm here to help you find it." The Demon King Xuangui smiled happily.

You son of a bitch actually brought dogs, thieves, deer and bandits to trick the old man.

Now that the old man has gone bankrupt, don't even think about it.

Xuan Gui walked in and slapped Tian Yuan's shoulder.

The two looked at each other, making eye contact.

Demon King Tianyuan: You better not move, otherwise, after the dog, thief, deer, and bandits leave, I will fight with you.

Demon King Xuan Turtle: Whoever is so afraid of anyone, you are the one who pits Lao Tzu first.

Tianyuan Demon King: Good, you son of a turtle, Laozi Tianyuan will remember you for the rest of your life.

Mysterious Turtle Demon King: Thank you so much.

After the eye contact was over, the Demon King Xuan Turtle began to reach out and grope on the Demon King Tianyuan.

The Demon King Tianyuan felt uncomfortable and kept twisting.

Suddenly, the groping hand of the mysterious turtle demon king stopped, and he looked at the Tianyuan demon king with a smile.

The demon king of Tianyuan also looked at him.

The two continued to make eye contact.

Mysterious Turtle Demon King: Well, you little brat, you have hidden a lot of things.

Demon King Tianyuan: I'm warning you, it's best not to make a sound, or I will try to mess with you today.

"Master Lu, I found it!" The Xuan Turtle Demon Dynasty shouted to Lu Xiaoyuan.

"Oh? What did you find?" Lu Xiaoyuan was very curious.

A green light burst out from the palm of the mysterious turtle demon king, and then gathered into a light group.

"Lord Lu, please take a look." The mysterious turtle demon king pushed the light group in front of Lu Xiaoyuan.

Lu Xiaoyuan was very curious, so he separated a trace of spiritual sense to investigate.

After the investigation, his face turned black.

"Tianyuan, ah Tianyuan, Lu Xiaoyuan still believes that you are really poor. Unexpectedly, you have hidden so many good things!" Lu Xiaoyuan was very angry.

Now the top demon king in the wood world, why is it so dishonest?

"Master Lu, you are wronged! This is what Xuan Gui, the turtle grandson, hid by himself. He actually wanted to frame me!" Tianyuan Demon King glared at Xuan Gui Demon King.

Looking at him, he seemed really aggrieved.

Lu Xiaoyuan scratched his head, not knowing who to believe for a while.

Zhou Ye felt that these two demon kings were flying high.

He was an eye-opener today.

The top demon kings of the dignified wood world are not as tough as they imagined, but they are all very cowardly.

This was Zhou Ye's misunderstanding.

At ordinary times, which demon king is not very arrogant.

That is, encountering a dog, thief, deer, bandit, or else where would it be played like this.

What a tiring act.

Might as well just meet and fight.

"Master Lu, you have to believe me, in this matter, if my Xuangui wrongs Tianyuan, then my Xuangui will not be able to make an inch in this life!" Xuangui looked serious and swore.

Tian Yuan looked at him and took a deep breath.

Why do you swear so easily?

He didn't understand something.

But he knew very well that Xuan Gui, the turtle grandson, wanted to kill himself today.

It's abominable.

Seeing that the Demon King Xuangui swore again, Lu Xiaoyuan really believed it.

Then, her gaze towards the Tianyuan Demon King changed.

After so many years, yet another demon king dared to deceive her.

"Master Lu, wait a minute, I feel that Tianyuan still has a lot of things hidden," said the Demon King Xuan Turtle.

The hand behind Tianyuan Demon King clenched tightly.

His eyes spit fire, staring at the mysterious turtle demon king.

The mysterious turtle demon king seemed to have not seen it, and continued to grope on the Tianyuan demon king.

Every little while, he can find a lot of good things.

In the end, the demon king of Tianyuan was touched all over by the demon king Xuangui.

"Bie Sun, don't leave later." The demon king of Tianyuan used his divine sense to transmit.

"Who is so afraid that you won't succeed?" The Demon King Xuan Turtle touched his beard and glanced at the Demon King Tianyuan disdainfully.

But the thoughts in my heart are definitely different.

don't leave in a while?

What the hell.

Don't go and wait to be killed.

He Xuan Turtle didn't want to fight with Tian Yuan's little brat.

"Master Lu, the search is over now." The Demon King Xuan Turtle said with a smile.

"Very good, Tianyuan, I don't have any trust in you anymore." Lu Xiaoyuan put away everything that belonged to the demon king of Tianyuan, and said in a flat tone.

"Hey, Lord Lu, I have no choice but to do this. Xuan Gui, the turtle grandson, warned me five hundred years ago that he wanted me to keep it for him. If he lost it, he would kill me." The Demon King Tianyuan sighed in grievance.

The smile on the face of the mysterious turtle demon gradually disappeared.

The Demon King Tianyuan looked at him.

Kind of you continue to swear now.

If you post it, I, Tianyuan, will kneel and kowtow to you today.

The expression of the mysterious turtle demon king became a little weird.

Five hundred years ago, he really said this bastard.

I am Nima.

How can I prove my innocence now?

The mysterious turtle demon king feels very painful.

"Master Lu, you have to believe me, this is absolutely nothing." The mysterious turtle demon king said sternly.

"You swear!" Tianyuan Demon Dynasty said loudly to him.

my day.

The mysterious turtle demon king sighed in his heart, and there was nothing he could do.

Who can tell him what to do now?