I Got Reincarnated as a Weed (My New Life As A Plant In A Cultivation World)

Tian Yuan raised his hand, wiped off the tea on his face, looked down at the little turtle on the table, then looked up at the black turtle, and said, "You still have to admit, it really looks like you when you were a child."

Fairy Huan Ling cupped her hands towards Xuan Gui, and sneered: "Xuan Gui, I congratulate you on getting old."

Xuangui's face turned green.

"I don't have any Taoist companions, and I'm old enough to have children. Shall I go to have a baby with Tianyuan?!"

"Snapped!"

Hearing this, Tianyuan slapped Xuan Gui fiercely, with an angry expression on his face.

"Old man, don't get me involved in this matter. It's obviously your own problem. Earlier you said that you picked up the little turtle by the river. I think it's your illegitimate child!"

"We agreed to be single together, but in the end you even have an illegitimate child. You really let me down!" Tian Yuan shook his head sadly, and then walked away from Xuangui.

He, Tianyuan, had already seen that Fairy Huanling was menacing.

No matter what you say now, you have to find an excuse to stay away, so as not to be dragged into the water by that bastard Xuangui.

Xuan Gui was stunned.

He swears on his life that this little turtle was picked up from the river because he thought he saw his young self.

It's really not an illegitimate child.

"You really misunderstood me."

Xuan Gui has a complicated face.

"Don't talk about it, explain it, how did you figure out that I'm about to have a Taoist companion?" Fairy Huanling stared at Xuangui and asked.

Tianyuan was shocked when he heard this.

Xuangui's hexagrams have always been very accurate. Since it has been calculated that Fairy Huanling is about to have a Taoist companion, it means that Fairy Huanling may really want a Taoist companion.

However, since Fairy Huanling came to question her, it meant that this was a matter of no shadow.

Could it be that there is something wrong with Xuan Gui's hexagram?

"The hexagram shows it like this, how do I know?" Xuangui shook his head.

He had a hunch that his signboard was about to be smashed.

What is this Huanling Fairy so irritable? It's fine if he can't solve it privately. He is willing to be beaten up when the time comes.

This also made the matter clear, didn't it make him difficult to mix up.

"If you don't make it clear today, then I will drag you to hold a world witness." Fairy Huan Ling said expressionlessly.

Tian Yuan on the side slapped his thigh fiercely.

I understand a little bit.

Routine, this must be Xuangui's routine.

Zhou Ye and Tian Yuan looked at each other, then backed away, and then got together.

"Master Cao, do you understand a little bit?" Tian Yuan asked in a low voice.

"Senior Tianyuan, did you see it too?" Zhou Ye frowned, a little surprised that Tianyuan's IQ was able to think of these things.

"Master Cao, please don't doubt me. After all, I have been tricked by Xuan Gui so many times, and I already know his routines well." Tian Yuan was a little dissatisfied. What kind of eyes are these? There is no trust at all.

"Makes sense."

Zhou Ye pondered for a while, and felt sympathy for Tian Yuan.

Having been tricked by Xuangui so many times and still have such a good relationship, he deserves to be a good friend who has been friends for hundreds of thousands of years.

"I'm thinking about it. It must be that Xuangui is feeling lonely and unbearably lonely. It is expected that Fairy Huanling will come to settle accounts with him and force him to form a Taoist partner... In this way, Xuangui seems to have been raped. In fact, I'm always happy in my heart." Tian Yuan said, nodding frequently.

He suddenly understood the essence of the incident.

Zhou Ye secretly gave Tianyuan a thumbs up, and said with deep approval: "Senior Xuan Gui's routine is too deep."

"He betrayed the oath he made with me."

Tian Yuan clenched his fists, feeling furious.

"Obviously at the beginning we agreed to be single for the rest of our lives and be good friends for the rest of our lives, but now he has betrayed the organization, fell in love with this old lady Huan Ling, and even used routines that ordinary people can't see through. Do you think this old thing is hateful? "

Zhou Ye was a little horrified.

Did senior Tianyuan feel that he had lived too long and actually called Fairy Huanling an old lady?

Although he, Mr. Zhou, also agrees with this statement, but can we use spiritual thoughts to transmit sound? If you say it in such a low voice, it will definitely be caught by Fairy Huanling.

"Hey, having said that, Master Cao, I heard that you went to the devil world to practice, when did you come back?" Tian Yuan asked.

"Just today." Zhou Ye replied.

Tian Yuan nodded, and asked a little strangely: "You went to the Demon Realm to practice for so many days, why did you come out and not accompany that guy who is a deer and dog thief when you come back?"

Zhou Ye paused for a moment, and then said: "I just came out to relax. Being in the devil world is too depressing, so I came out to relax."

Listening to Zhou Ye's explanation, Tian Yuan didn't think much about it.

"Senior Tianyuan, did Senior Xuangui pick up that little turtle by the river, or is it the illegitimate son of Senior Xuangui?" Zhou Ye asked via voice transmission.

But you can't just say it outright like Tianyuan.

If Xuan Gui hears it, and writes it down in his heart, he will start counting Zhou Ye as soon as he is free, and then tell the deer and dog thief that Zhou Ye may have an affair, so why not?

Are you still alive?

"He said he picked it up by the river, but I really don't know if it is, but if you say that you suspect that the little turtle is his illegitimate child, what species do you think can give birth to a little turtle with him?" Tian Yuanyi The face discusses academic appearance.

He was just plain curious.

"Senior Tianyuan, let me give you an example. Senior Xuangui and your species should be able to produce a creature called snapping turtle." Zhou Ye said through voice transmission.

Tian Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "This is a novel species, then I will find him a young and beautiful one from the Hui tribe later?"

"Senior Tianyuan, what do you rely on to judge whether a creature is good-looking or not?" Zhou Ye asked a question that had been in his heart for a long time.

If it is said to be transformed into a human body, then every living being can be transformed into a very beautiful form.

At that time, it depends on immunity and what effect it can have.

"A male creature, it depends on whether he is mighty or not. Just like me, with a huge body and a domineering aura, he looks like a domineering king. I am called handsome, do you understand?" Tian Yuan asked .

Zhou Ye looked at Tian Yuan's old face.

Although there are not many wrinkles on this face, they have gradually accumulated, forming a thick skin.

"Senior Tianyuan, don't brag too hard. If you insist on being so obsessed, then I will start too." Zhou Ye said sincerely.

Tian Yuan pouted.

He was really afraid that Zhou Ye would start blowing.

He is still very clear about Zhou Ye's strength. Although he has never seen it with his own eyes, he has heard about it.

Zhou Ye blew it up, what's the matter with Tianyuan?

"Female creature, in fact, it's difficult for you to see whether she is beautiful or not. If you think it is suitable, then she is very beautiful. If you think it is not suitable, then she is a dinosaur. Do you understand what I mean?" Tian Yuan shrugged. A very helpless look.

"I know."

Zhou Ye was deeply convinced.

"Let me give you a little more clarity. Do you think the deer and dog thief are beautiful?" Tian Yuan asked via voice transmission.

Zhou Ye shook his head.

The deer dog thief was as fierce as a female tyrannosaurus rex, and even in normal times, when he hit Zhou Ye's attention, he was no different from a hungry wolf.

"Look, in the eyes of others, the deer and dog thief is quite beautiful, although it is a bit fierce, so to be honest, the deer and dog thief is not a good choice." Tian Yuan sighed.

Zhou Ye raised his hand and put it on Tian Yuan's shoulder.

"Senior Tianyuan, pay attention to your words."

Seeing Zhou Ye's serious expression, Tian Yuan immediately changed his words and said, "Only a creature as good as Master Cao can successfully subdue a fairy like Emperor Yuan!"

Zhou Ye showed a smile.

"Senior Tianyuan's insightful eyes, he can see through the essence at a glance."

Tianyuan disdains it, so you can brag about it.

I heard that you were forced to hold the witness of heaven and earth at that time. In the family of your young couple, you have no family status at all.

Spicy chicken will brag.

I, Tianyuan, are the first to despise you in my heart!

"Senior Tianyuan, let's not talk about this, shall we continue watching the show?" Zhou Ye said with a smile.

"Can."

Tianyuan nodded.

I don't want to brag with Zhou Ye anymore.

What kind of state was Zhou Ye in? His face didn't blush or his heart beat when he blew it, and he still acted as if it was a matter of course. He Tianyuan admitted that he was not an opponent.

...

"Come on, when you saw the world witness, who was holding the world witness with me, I'll go over and kill him right now." Fairy Huanling picked up the little turtle to play with, and said to the black turtle calmly.

Xuangui's heart was beating wildly, and his heart rate soared.

Sister, you are too cruel.

"Fairy Huanling, you and I are both powerful beings at the peak of the Immortal Realm. Within the same realm, the picture evolved from my Gua will not last long. At that time, I saw many old friends gathered together, In the middle is the place where the witness of heaven and earth is held, and then I saw you walking past."

Xuangui said helplessly.

"The male lead, you didn't see it?" Fairy Huanling asked in a deep voice.

"I really didn't see it."

Xuangui shook his head, fearing that Fairy Huanling would not believe it, he added: "I swear on Tianyuan's life!"

far away.

Tianyuan became impatient.

If Zhou Ye hadn't stopped him desperately, maybe Tian Yuan would have rushed over to fight Xuan Gui.

"Your hexagram has no beginning or end."

Phantom Fairy was disappointed.

Now she wants to beat Xuan Gui even more.

"Fairy Huanling, you have to believe in my hexagrams. Since I have calculated your future, what is shown in the hexagrams must be related to you, otherwise that picture should not have appeared." Xuangui said seriously.

It's not a trivial matter, and overall it's very complicated.

"Xuan Gui, I heard that you seem to have counted yourself. Isn't your future an empty turtle shell? How about I help you realize your future now?"

Phantom Fairy asked.

"Fairy Huanling, I think you can talk well if you have something to say, there is no need to be so irritable." Xuan Gui waved his hand, and then said solemnly: "I can continue to calculate your future now, we will understand after a calculation."

"Okay, let's start your show."

The Phantom Fairy nodded.

"By the way, if you want to count us at our level, you definitely can't count too much. In this way, I will help you when you are exhausted later. This way, you can see more."

Fairy Huanling said with a smile.

She wants to know today who she will form a Taoist partner with.