I Got Reincarnated as a Weed (My New Life As A Plant In A Cultivation World)

"I'll call you Seafood from now on."

Zhou Ye said to the corpse spot woman, his tone was very indifferent, without any intention of discussing, as if he was saying, whether you agree or not, anyway, I will call you seafood from now on.

"Okay, what's my name?" Haixian asked in a daze.

Zhou Ye was suddenly stopped by the question, and began to ponder.

The IQ that Haixian possesses now does not seem to be very high, and it seems that he is a little smarter than the deer and dog thief.

"You can call me the most handsome boy in the Six Realms." Zhou Ye said something that made him blush slightly with a serious face.

"Haven't you figured out where you are?"

Haixian stared at Zhou Ye with empty eyes, how could he open his eyes and talk nonsense, did he think that I, Haixian, was blind, he looked so handsome, okay?

"In the Six Realms, there is really no one more handsome than me." Zhou Ye said calmly.

"Change it to another one. I can't pronounce this name." Haixian shook his head.

Looking at Zhou Ye's appearance, coupled with the name Zhou Ye said, Haixian always felt something was wrong.

"That would be a pity."

Zhou Ye sighed, and then said: "You can call me Mr. Zhou, if it's not possible, you can call me Dad, and I will accept it."

"Then Mr. Zhou."

Haixian ignored the latter sentence and directly locked on the word 'Mr. Zhou'.

"That's fine, everyone accepts it now."

Zhou Ye nodded.

"Young master Zhou, please don't talk nonsense, and quickly break off the blades of grass on your body. I really can't wait to recover."

"It's not something that happens overnight, we can take our time."

Zhou Ye smiled and started to act.

"But I can't wait."

Haixian's expressionless, pale face looks scary.

"Alright alright."

Zhou Ye was helpless.

After all, Haixian is smarter and tougher than deer and dog thieves, and it is a bit difficult to deal with, even if you want to be lazy.

"Haixian, tell me about your past, what is your real body like?" Zhou Ye asked with a smile while busy.

"The past has been too long. Living in this endless black lake is like a cage, facing loneliness all day long, so I can't remember too many things."

Haixian shook her head, with a hint of coldness in her tone.

"I only remember that before I became a fairy, I was the great monster of the monster clan, the princess of the mermaid clan, and my identity was a noble existence in the whole world."

"I read the magic about water once, and I saw it clearly at a glance. I comprehended the law of water, and realized the perfect state from the true meaning of the law of water. It only took me half a month. At that time, I I have only just come into contact with Taoism..."

"I was hailed by the clan as a rare genius, but as time went by, my cultivation became higher and higher, and finally became one of the guardians of the clan."

"This is all I remember about all the memories before I became a fairy."

Haixian said lightly.

Zhou Ye understood.

No wonder Haixian was so calm before. It turns out that Haixian was also on the hook in the early stage.

However, it may be because Haixian didn't renew the fee, so he fell to this point, which made Zhou Ye feel a little bit emotional.

He secretly glanced at the panel.

Fortunately, the hexagrams created by myself are permanent and do not need to be renewed.

"As for my real body..."

Haixian suddenly showed a terrifying smile, which made Zhou Ye shiver, with a feeling of horror.

"Are you sure you want to see it?" Haixian asked.

"I'm a little confused by your sudden behavior. Can you describe it first so that I can be mentally prepared?"

"The main reason is that I am afraid that I will be scared to death, and then I will not be able to treat you." Zhou Ye said seriously.

"It's scary..."

Haixian showed a charming smile.

This smile made Zhou Ye take a brick and slap her on the face.

"Zhou is a peerless hunk,

Absolutely not afraid. "

Zhou Ye rolled up the blade of grass that had just been cut off, and said in a serious tone.

He felt that Haixian seemed to be doubting his guts, how could he bear this, he had to show his fiercest side, and let Haixian see what it means to have Mount Tai collapse in front of him without changing his face!

"Boom!"

Haixian soared into the sky.

In the mid-air, ten feet away from the reef, Haixian's true body was revealed.

It's exactly the same as the mermaid in Zhou Ye's imagination, but...

Haixian's fish tail was riddled with holes and blood, as if it had been bitten by wild animals.

The colorful scales were still stained with dark red blood, and there were several penetrating wounds on the fish's tail, which made his scalp numb.

This injury is too serious.

To put it simply, it is nothing short of a miracle that Haixian can survive till now.

Zhou Ye looked up at Haixian.

Haixian's messy hair hangs down into the lake, spreading for an unknown distance.

"I was scared when I saw it, but you don't have any different emotions?" Haixian was a little surprised.

Zhou Ye said: "I expected it a long time ago, Haixian, don't worry, your real body will slowly recover, trust me."

No other emotions?

The soul will be scared away, okay?

"I believe you can do it." Haixian, who had personally experienced the healing ability of Zhou Ye's real body, was now full of confidence in Zhou Ye.

Haixian reincarnated as a human body and sat on the reef.

She looked at Zhou Ye and asked, "Do you want to listen to me play the flute?"

Zhou Ye shivered.

Sisters, the sound of your flute can enchant a living being, and it sounds very pleasant to that living being, it is simply a magical sound that seduces people.

But it didn't work for me Zhou.

I, Mr. Zhou, sounded like noise. Are you not sure about your musical accomplishments?

"Okay, but can you seriously play a song?"

Zhou Ye took a deep breath and asked in a deep voice.

"What do you mean, are you doubting me?" Haixian asked calmly.

"That's not true, how could I doubt you?"

Zhou Ye shook his head.

The fancy rainbow fart skill is activated.

"From the way you play the flute, I can see that your musical attainments have reached the pinnacle, but the sound of the flute you play is a bit strange. You have to believe that it is the problem with this flute. This flute must have a bit of history. It's out of tune, so it sounds weird, you know what I mean?"

Haixian really thought about it for a while.

"This flute is a fairy soldier..." Haixian showed a trace of bewilderment on his terrifying face.

Zhou Ye: "..."

Why are you masters of the forbidden land so rich?

Do you know, this makes Zhou very tempted.

"Although the immortal soldiers are strong, they must have made some mistakes after millions of years. After all, in this place, the immortal soldiers cannot be warmed up. It is understandable that the pitch is not accurate due to disrepair." Zhou Ye is very serious. Said.

"is that so?"

Haixian was a little puzzled.

She is not a professional craftsman, and what Zhou Ye said now has touched her blind spot of knowledge, making her confused, while looking at the flute in her hand with a suspicious expression.

Very good, I'm about to fool around again.

Zhou Ye smiled inwardly, and then said: "Haixian, you have to believe me, I also have a fairy weapon in my hand, let me tell you, the fairy weapon in my hand is too empty, because it has not been used for millions of years. Supplementary nutrition has become a bit deformed."

The Beihan Zhanshi Dao in the portable space was silent, and even wanted to lift himself up and chop Zhou Ye off.

What the hell are you saying, what do you mean you have become deformed?

"You put it that way, it seems really possible."

Haixian put away the flute, touched the palm of his hand in the air, and a guqin appeared in the air.

"What are you going to do?"

Zhou Ye had a bad premonition.

"Play a piece of music." Haixian replied casually.

"So, is this also a fairy soldier?" Zhou Ye asked, pointing at Guqin.

"yes."

Haixian replied as a matter of course.

Zhou Ye stopped talking immediately.

Envy made his eyes red.

Jealousy tore him apart.

Why do you have two immortal weapons?

Why are you so rich?

"Zheng—"

Haixian's fingers pluck the strings.

Listening to the sound of the piano, as if a group of demons were dancing wildly, Zhou Ye felt that his brain was about to burst, and the whole plant of grass felt as if someone had stepped on it, which was extremely uncomfortable.

However, gradually, Zhou Ye felt a sense of sadness in the sound of the piano.

Sad to the extreme.

It was as if the person who was very important to him had left him forever, and the heart that was originally filled with that person suddenly became empty.

In an instant, Zhou Ye curled up, his heart twitched, and he felt that he could no longer breathe.

Even the heart demon is squatting quietly deep in his heart at this moment, not saying a word.

Haixian closed her eyes, and the movement of plucking the strings gradually slowed down, but every moment of sound made Zhou Ye fall into it, unable to extricate herself.

The entire Endless Black Lake became even more silent.

The wandering souls stopped wandering, and they all fell into the sound of the piano.

Listening to the sad sound of the piano, they were all crying silently.

because,

For them, the sound of the piano is really, really awful.

But they didn't dare to make any noise, for fear that the sea celestial beings would be furious and cast spells that would make them regret nothing.

The end of the song.

Haixian's hands rested on the strings, with two lines of tears on his face.

Crystal tears fell down and turned into two pure gems.

"This piece of music is created by me." Haixian put away the qin, and the voice fell, looking at the wandering soul at the bottom of the lake, a terrifying momentum erupted behind him.

"boom!"

The air waves are rolling, setting off large waves, like a tsunami.

Feeling the boundless hatred released by Haixian, Zhou Ye remained silent.

Wuji Heavenly Demon himself sealed his real body together with the Great Terror, in order to completely suppress the Great Terror. Obviously, Wuji Heavenly Demon has a story, even though it looks like a dope on the surface.

As for Haixian in front of her, she obviously has her own story.

Judging from the endless hatred erupting from Haixian, Zhou Ye felt that the story that happened to Haixian might be caused by these wandering souls.

"We are alive, we must look forward."

Zhou Ye hesitated for a while, and finally spoke.

"I know."

Haixian nodded, and then said: "Stay where you are cool, and let me be quiet for a while."

"Don't be too horny." Zhou Ye was a little worried.

What if Haixian can't figure it out later and becomes irritable again?

"I am Wonderland, what can I not figure out?"

Haixian glanced at Zhou Ye.

Zhou Ye: "..."

You are a fairyland, you are awesome~

Zhou Ye squatted aside and did not speak.

This scene is very similar to the appearance of the heart demon after being bullied.

"Say, should I enlighten her?"

Zhou Ye asked the demon in his heart.

The demon wiped his tears and said: "That's your own business, what are you asking me for?"

"What's the difference between us? My business is your business." Zhou Ye said 'Oh', with an expression of how could you be like this.

"Oh, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, your business is my business, and my business is still my business, you must think so, right?!"

"I've seen through you a long time ago, you bastard, I don't like this now." The heart demon was very hardened.

"Then do I have to force you to eat it?" Zhou Ye asked.

"Then I surrender."

The demon is very straightforward.

You are about to start forcing me, and I have no strength to resist, either take the initiative to accept it, or accept it passively.

Since he couldn't resist, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and try.

"Don't you see those wandering souls are quite chewy? You let her turn her grief and anger into appetite, eat more, and it will be over if she is full?" The heart demon curled his lips.

"Your mind is quite brilliant."

Zhou Ye admired.

"Fortunately, so-so." Xin Mo waved his hand, as if he didn't care.

Zhou Ye ignored the demons.

Zhou Ye stepped forward, patted Haixian on the shoulder, and then said, "When you look at those wandering souls now, do you have the feeling of looking at delicious food?"

Haixian was taken aback.

She looked at those wandering souls, as if she just wanted to kill them, and she didn't feel like they were delicacies.

Haixian shook his head.

"You don't understand that, Mr. Zhou's cooking skills are still very good, let me show you?" Zhou Ye smiled.

"As you please."

Haixian was not very interested, and was a little out of mood.

Zhou Ye took out a lot of things from his portable space.

Haixian couldn't understand Zhou Ye's operation.

What do you do with something like seasoning?

"You grab a wandering soul and get up."

Zhou Ye said to Haixian.

Haixian raised his hand, and a wandering spirit appeared in his hand.

Wandering Soul is very confused.

What is this for?

"And then?" Haixian asked casually, staring at Youhun, wishing she could swallow him alive.

"The realm of this wandering soul is quite high. You roast it with fire, the crackling kind is best." Zhou Ye said.

Youhun turned his head to look at Zhou Ye.

Those were a pair of eyes full of resentment, and they almost hated Zhou Ye to death.

"Um."

Haixian's palm, although he majors in the law of water, the existence of Haixian's level has a very high degree of control over flames.

"Crackling..."

Not long after, Wandering Soul was burned by the terrifying flames, and began to howl continuously, and there were some slight explosions from his body.

As if Zhou Ye didn't hear it, he happily sprinkled seasoning on Youhun's body.

It is not clear whether Wandering Soul is a human being, but Zhou Ye is a real dog anyway.

"Asshole..."

Wandering Soul held back for a long time and roared angrily.

The tone is a bit off, obviously not a local creature.

"It seems to be a bit fragrant." Haixian stared at the wandering soul that was about to be roasted.

Wandering Soul has no strength to howl anymore.

Zhou Ye took out a large bamboo stick, then thrust it into Youhun's body forcefully, fixed the Youhun on the bamboo stick, and handed it to Haixian.

"Come on, no matter what emotion you have, you can turn it into appetite, just eat as much as you want and you're done." Zhou Ye and Haixian put their arms around each other, looking like good brothers.

"Why use this, is it inconvenient to swallow it in one gulp?" Haixian asked, pointing at the bamboo stick.

"Life should have a sense of ritual, do you understand?" Zhou Ye pouted.

This is the existence of a fairyland. It's too rude to open your mouth and shut your mouth. How can there be a fairy like you.

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