I Got Reincarnated as a Weed (My New Life As A Plant In A Cultivation World)

In the human world, in the Imperial City Tavern.

"Back then, Young Master Zhou fought against Yan Zu across the long river of time. That battle was thrilling. Fortunately, Young Master Zhou's magic power was even better, and he was so overwhelming that Yan Zu couldn't lift his head. Thinking about it now, Young Master Zhou's strength is even more powerful. Unfathomable, look at the heavens and the world, who is not singing the praises of Mr. Zhou's mighty power!"

The storyteller vividly described the battle.

It tells the scene where Young Master Zhou strangled Nightmare Ancestor to death across the long river of time.

On the second floor by the window, a young man in brocade clothes looked at the young man sitting opposite him with admiration and asked, "Senior Lu, is Mr. Zhou really so powerful?"

Lu Yi glanced at him lightly, and said lightly: "I asked Brother Zhou, the battle was actually relatively simple, it was just crushing, and there was no thrilling scene."

"Ah..." The boy scratched his head, a little dazed.

At this time, Lu Yi said with a smile: "Don't be disappointed, all practitioners in this world are not the enemy of Brother Zhou! Brother Zhou is truly invincible! There is no one before, and no one to come after!"

"That Mr. Zhou is now..." The young man's eyes were bright, and there was a little excitement in his expression.

Lu Yi smiled lightly.

"Brother Zhou is hard to see now."

"The heaven and the earth must not retain their form, and all living beings must not read their names."

"The strength has reached his level, and he can cross the world barrier in a single thought. At this time, I don't know which world to find birthday gifts for his son and daughter."

Hearing this, the boy widened his eyes in horror.

What strength is that!

However, what the young man envied even more was Mr. Zhou's son and daughter, they were so happy.

"what?"

"Speaking of which, I should also go to Qingxu Mountain."

Lu Yi patted the back of his head.

"Senior, can I go?" the boy asked with some expectation.

Lu Yi looked him up and down a few times, and thought about it: "You are the son of Emperor Wu, it doesn't matter to go, ask His Majesty Wu for some gifts and then go there together, it's not polite to go there empty-handed."

"it is good!"

The young prince was very excited.

...

Qingxushan Nursing Home.

Under the tree, in the gazebo.

A group of people gathered here to watch the chess game.

Qingdi held a porcelain doll-like female doll in his arms, playing chess while coaxing her.

On the opposite side, Tianxing was holding a boy in his arms, with a bitter look on his face.

"I lost... I lost again!"

"This trouser pocket was cleaned by you, and you still play super double with me!"

Tianxing looked resentful.

Playing chess with Emperor Qing requires money!

He felt so miserable.

All of his money was won by the Qing Emperor, and the life of Zhou Ye's daughter is so enviable to others.

And in his arms, Zhou Ye's son was suffering too much.

All this is because of poor chess skills!

Tianxing is very uncomfortable now, but he can only admit defeat.

"Oh, it's comfortable."

Qingdi heaved a sigh of relief, holding the little boy in his arms, with an extremely kind smile on his face: "Look, grandpa won so many delicious food for you again, isn't the little guy happy?" ?”

"Yeah, grandpa is amazing~??(??????????????)??"

The little boy blinked his big eyes and nodded.

"Speaking of which, has any of you seen Little Mumu?" Jin Thirty-Six said with some puzzlement.

The Qing Emperor and Tian Xing hug each other, but there is nothing in their arms.

Some headaches.

But Jin Thirty-Six thought of Xiao Mumu.

But I looked around and couldn't see it.

Where did the eldest daughter go? !

"That girl, I went looking for birthday presents for my younger siblings." Haixian said softly.

"Ah this..."

"Does Xiao Mumu still need to look for it? You can pick up the Taoist soldier after walking two steps out of the house, right?"

"Fuck, that's indeed the case."

"The Daughter of Destiny is so terrifying."

"Speaking of which, I'm quite old, and I want to hang out with Xiao Mumu for a few days, this girl's luck is too invincible, crossing the robbery is a process, a relationship!"

There was a smile on Lei Yan's face, "It's great to be with the girl, God's punishment is looking for me, the girl smiled at Tiandao, Tiandao was as happy as a silly dog."

"Good brother, be careful, I'm afraid you'll die on the spot if you talk too much." King Jinwu patted Lei Yan on the shoulder.

"Boom..."

At this time, the sky was thunderbolt.

The breath of heaven's punishment is permeating.

"It's a good time to talk, time is crematorium, good brother, go all the way." Er Dan wandered over from nowhere, said something full of sympathy, and then wandered to find Mo Qing.

Lei Yan stood where he was, with a bitter look on his face.

It's so hard for me.

"I'm going to find the girl!"

"With the girl here, there is absolutely no problem!"

Lei Yan was so fast that he disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Look, take a good look, and if something goes wrong, you can find a girl. Is this kind of person worthy of being called a strong man?" Bai Di was heartbroken, hating iron for being weak.

"I think the king of heaven made the right choice." Immortal Emperor Rising Sun said quietly.

That's God's punishment.

As long as you can hide, is face really that important?

Immortal Emperor Xuri felt that Lei Yan's thinking was worth strengthening.

Thinking about it this way.

Immortal Emperor Rising Sun's eyes lit up.

"I have to find time to teach Lei Yan a lesson!"

...

On the mountain.

Cloudy.

Lei Yan ran here.

Sure enough, Heaven's Punishment disappeared.

"The power of the girl is too cruel."

Lei Yan ran to the top of the mountain.

It is not far from Qingxushan Nursing Home.

He once heard Emperor Qing say that this place seems to be a warehouse of Lu Xiaoyuan.

It was refined by Zhou Ye into a huge space ring, comparable to the one in a world.

"Can I get something?"

Lei Yan thought about it.

into the yard.

Lei Yan saw Xiao Mumu standing there, and Lu Xiaoyuan was wiping the dirt off her face.

Look at it this way.

Good guy.

Not sure where to go crazy.

A half-trackman was in his hair.

There were still three finished Dao soldiers stuck to the corners of the clothes, and there were actually two white pearl-like things in the dirt on the small leather shoes.

Take a closer look, what the hell am I.

This thing is half a level higher than Taoist soldiers.

Lei Yan suddenly felt very tired.

I went out by myself and couldn't find anything.

The girl ran out for a stroll, but didn't even bother to look for it, these Taoist soldiers stuck to it by themselves.

Is this the horror of the Daughter of Destiny?

Love love love! !

"Yo, big brother, are you here for refuge?"

on the chair.

Zhou Ye sat there with his legs crossed, shaking a fan in his hand, and a cup of tea beside him.

He looked like an old man.

"That's right, a place with girls is the safest place in the world." Lei Yan said with emotion.

"(#^.^#), Uncle, have you been bullied by Grandpa Tiandao again?"

Little Mumu moved her calf, ran over with a rattling sound, blinked her big eyes, and looked at Lei Yan with great sympathy.

"No, there is absolutely nothing, Tiandao kid dares to bully me?!"

Lei Yan was very angry, and waved his big hand, quite a feeling that my dog, the most powerful man in the world, just doesn't pay attention to me.

"Boom..."

In the sky, a black cloud appeared.

The huge black cloud formed a slightly mocking smile.

"Grandpa Tiandao~(*??▽｀)ノノ"

Little Mumu jumped up and down and waved her little hand towards the sky.

The slightly mocking smile in the sky instantly became kind and kind.

A black cloud becomes colorful and gaudy in an instant.

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Zhou Ye shook his head.

"Tiandao came to take advantage of my buddies again? I really vomited."

"Girl, don't run around, what will you do next time you are in danger?"

Lu Xiaoyuan walked to Xiao Mumu's side, knelt down and wiped off the mud that hadn't been wiped off Xiao Mumu's face.

"That's right, our family doesn't lack Taoist soldiers. Remember to call your Uncle Lei Yan to escort you when you go out to play in the future. When you encounter danger, you can yell a dog to protect the Lord, and your Uncle Lei Yan can kill all dangers." .” Zhou Ye said with deep conviction.

"whispering sound."

Lei Yan sneered.

"What danger can the girl encounter?"

"This way, it's all about chance. I'm so envious and stupid. The old man Tiandao is watching all the time. If he wants to touch this little princess, Tiandao will kill the other party directly. It's safe."

After finishing speaking, Lei Yan squatted down, pinched Xiao Mumu's small face, and said with a smile: "Uncle, will you take me out to play?"

"No, I'm going back to see my younger siblings, I brought them a lot of presents!"

The little guy had a happy smile on his face.

There was a little tiredness in Lei Yan's smile.

"When did I have such luck?"

"You call Tiandao Daddy, he may make you less unlucky." Zhou Ye suggested.

"piss off."

Lei Yan snorted softly, hugged Xiao Mumu and ran towards Qingxu Mountain.

After they left.

Zhou Yecai said to Lu Xiaoyuan: "Honey, are we going to go there too?"

"What did you prepare for your son and daughter?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked.

"hiss……"

Zhou Ye rubbed his hands together and said, "This is really a problem..."

"You're not going to say that you haven't prepared anything, are you?" Lu Xiaoyuan's smile gradually became thicker.

"How is that possible? Let me think about it and look for it."

Zhou Ye picked up the space ring and started looking for it.

"Hearing what you mean, you seem to have a lot of things in your interspatial ring? Very good, have you learned how to hide private money now?" Lu Xiaoyuan twisted Zhou Ye's ears, murderous intent filled the air.

"Injustice!"

"What a shame!"

"Someone in Zhou swears to God, I have absolutely no hidden money. Am I thinking about our 100th anniversary of marriage? I am going to give you a gift and create a surprise for you. There is absolutely no hidden money! "

Zhou Ye looked serious.

A fragile heart beats fast.

At that moment, he felt the threat of death.

This tigress is terrible.

above the sky.

A thought swept across, and sneered: "Hehe, you bastard, what do you swear to me? Want to drag me into the water? Dreaming!"

...

Qingxushan Nursing Home.

"Did you hear the scream?" Haixian asked softly.

Long Chen nodded blankly: "I heard it."

"Do you understand it?"

Haixian put his hand on Long Chen's shoulder.

"I understand." Long Chen nodded hastily, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Think back to that day.

Traveling to another world with my good brother Zhou Ye, I collected a lot of good things.

Fifty-five cents.

At this time, Zhou Ye was cleaned up.

Then I may have to follow in his footsteps...

...

this day.

Qingxushan Nursing Home is very lively.

It's the birthday of the two little ones.

Long Chen found Zhou Ye secretly.

The two looked at each other.

Eye contact is very clear.

Long Chen: How are you?

Zhou Ye: It's empty.

Long Chen: What a coincidence, me too.

The two brothers hugged each other and cried.

At this time, Emperor Qing came over and asked, "What are you two doing?"

"I'm exchanging "Family Status." Zhou Ye looked sad.

"Brother, is your wallet empty?" Long Chen asked curiously after recovering.

"Heh, why is my wallet empty? Do you think I'm like the two of you? I'm at home, covering the sky with one hand, and saying one thing!"

Qingdi smiled unnaturally, and left with Xiaoguai in his arms.

"I feel a little bit of bitterness in his smile." Zhou Ye touched his chin and said.

"They are all like-minded people."

Long Chen sighed with emotion.

Life is not easy, don't expose your scars...

ps: Today is my birthday, hehe.

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