I Got Reincarnated as a Weed (My New Life As A Plant In A Cultivation World)

"That buddy, let me tell you a story, what do you think?" Zhou Ye suddenly said to Lao Hei.

Old Hei was stunned for a moment, but without thinking much, he nodded and said, "Go ahead."

Jin Xiaoer also looked at Zhou Ye, he wanted to know what story a little grass spirit could tell.

Seeing that they were both looking at him, Zhou Ye didn't ink any ink, and spoke directly.

"A long time ago, there was a mountain called Huaguo Mountain..."

"Wait." Lao Hei suddenly raised his hand to interrupt Zhou Ye, and then asked with a puzzled look: "I remember that there is no mountain called Huaguo Mountain in this area..."

Zhou Ye: "..."

"Snapped!"

Jin Xiaoer patted Lao Hei's head directly, and then said, "This is such a story, do you understand the story?!"

"Oh..." Lao Hei raised his hand and touched the top of his head. He looked at Jin Xiaoer's fierce eyes and shrank his neck.

"Continue talking, Xiaocaojing." Jin Xiaoer nodded towards Zhou Ye.

Immediately, Zhou Ye continued to tell the story.

"On the top of Huaguo Mountain, there is a huge stone mound. This stone mound is six feet high and more than two feet and four feet thick! One day, I heard a rumbling sound, and the stone mound was split in half. With a bang, a stone ball rolled out from it, the big stone ball rolled on the ground, and when it rolled, it encountered a mound, and then the stone ball jumped up and turned into a stone monkey!"

"From that day on, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain was born..."

Jin Xiaoer and Lao Hei listened with relish, while also thinking about Zhou Ye's intention to tell them this story.

"After the Monkey King became a teacher, he was very naughty..."

"later……"

"Finally, he hit the heaven..."

"It has become the object of worship in people's hearts, Monkey King Monkey King!"

Zhou Ye said this, and it was over.

"And then? Is there anything else?" Old Hei was still smug.

Especially when he heard that the Great Sage Monkey King hit the Heavenly Court, his blood boiled, and he wanted to accompany the Great Sage Monkey King to cut everything down.

Jin Xiaoer rubbed his chin and thought for a while, then asked, "Little Caojing, you told a good story."

"It's okay." Zhou Ye was very modest.

"Dude, Monkey King is similar to your race in a sense, and he once wore a tiger skin skirt." Zhou Ye said to Lao Hei.

"What do you mean?" The old black was a little confused.

With IQ, he is not very good at old black.

Thinking about the meaning of other people's words seemed more tiring to him than fighting.

"What Xiaocaojing means is that in the future, you can simply call Monkey King Monkey King." Jin Xiaoer rolled his eyes and felt helpless in his heart.

My little brother, his mind is really slow.

"That won't work!" Old Hei waved his hand immediately.

"My old black cultivation base is too low, isn't the name of the great sage insulting the great sage?!" Lao Hei shook his head and refused.

Zhou Ye looked at him and felt that the Monkey King Monkey King had become the object of Lao Hei's worship.

"Then what do you want to be called?" Jin Xiaoer asked.

"Although I can't call the Great Sage's name, I can have the same surname as the Great Sage, Sun!" Old Hei said with a smile.

"Sun Xiaosheng?" Jin Xiaoer asked tentatively.

"That won't work." The old black shook his head.

"Sun Shengsheng?" Jin Xiaoer tried again.

"This is even worse. I said, eldest brother, why is your ability to choose a name so scum?" The old black pouted, his face full of disgust.

Jin Xiaoer looked at him, expressionless.

"Little grass spirit, you should help me get one. A grass spirit like you who can tell stories must be a literate grass spirit. The name you choose must be better than that of my elder brother." The old black looked hopefully. With Zhou Ye.

Zhou Ye's two blades of grass rubbed against each other, bending over to think.

After a long while, he spoke slowly, "How about calling him Sun Xiaoer?"

Jin Xiaoer: "..."

The smile on Lao Hei's face froze, and he said gloomily, "Is this name a little ill-considered? The word "Xiao Er" looks like sand coins."

"Snapped!"

A hand rested on the old black sturdy shoulder.

Jin Xiaoer was expressionless, with murderous aura in his eyes.

"what did you just say?"

The icy tone contained monstrous anger.

"No, you heard it wrong just now, I didn't say anything." Old Hei showed a weak, ingratiating smile.

Hmph, if it wasn't that I couldn't get over you, I would even be a loser if I didn't spray your name well.

"I don't care about you this time. Next time, I'll take you to go shopping in the sky." Jin Xiaoer smiled, but the smile gradually became cruel.

The old black nodded with a smile.

But the thought in my heart was different.

What's the next time?

Sorry, there is no next time.

In the future, I will spray you in my heart.

"Come on, Xiaocaojing." Jin Xiaoer looked at Zhou Ye.

Today, he wanted to know what name Zhou Ye could give Lao Hei.

"Hey, Brother Jin, you are Lao Hei's eldest brother. Otherwise, Lao Hei can be called Sun Lao Er." Zhou Ye was so worried that he really couldn't think of a name.

"That won't work, I can't have the word Er in my name." Lao Hei refused directly.

"Then the third child, Sun." Zhou Ye sighed.

The old black thought for a while, but there was nothing he could do.

"Brother, are you really literate? Seeing how good your storytelling is, I thought you were highly literate. I didn't expect your ability to name names to be so good." Lao Hei expressed his disappointment.

Zhou Ye was silent.

Is it difficult for me, Zhou, to tell you, why is this story copied?

culture?

That's really not what he Zhou can have.

"Let's call Sun Laosan." Lao Hei sighed, already accepting his fate.

"Okay!" Jin Xiaoer immediately patted Sun Laosan on the shoulder.

Sun Laosan noticed that Jin Xiaoer's eyes were full of a kind of meaning that we were really good brothers.

The eldest brother is called Jin Xiaoer, and the younger brother is called Sun Laosan.

There seems to be nothing wrong with it.

"By the way, brother, what's your name?" Sun Laosan looked at Zhou Ye.

"Zhou Ye." Zhou Ye said his name indifferently.

"You took it yourself?" Sun Laosan asked curiously.

Zhou Ye thought for a while, and finally nodded.

He couldn't tell Sun Laosan that this name was given by his parents.

"Oh no, why did you get such a high-ranking name after you named yourself?" Sun Laosan was very angry and dissatisfied.

He always felt that Zhou Ye gave himself a name because he put water in the water.

Otherwise, how could you take out the name of Sun Laosan, which has no cultural content?

"There's no other way, I just feel like I should be called this name." Zhou Ye felt helpless, using two blades of grass to spread his hands.

"Okay, it's settled." Jin Xiaoer said.

In his heart, there is a feeling that he has found the same kind.

"Alas!" Sun Laosan sighed for the first time.

"If there is nothing else, I will refine the elixir first." Zhou Ye said to Jin Xiaoer.

"You can do it with confidence." Jin Xiaoer nodded.

Immediately, Zhou Ye jumped to the ground, rolled up the thousand-year-old earth-level low-grade elixir, and began to refine it.

"You help protect Xiaocao Jing first, and I'll find something to eat." Jin Xiaoer said to Sun Laosan softly.

"Okay, you can rest assured and leave it to me." Sun Laosan nodded.

Jin Xiaoer glanced at Zhou Ye again, then disappeared in place.

Zhou Ye can't change into a human state now, so he can't eat.

Jin Xiaoer intends to get something that can be refined, otherwise, Zhou Ye, who has finished refining the elixir, can only watch him and Sun Laosan eat.

It must be very bad by then.

So you have to prepare early.