I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

　　 "Then buddy, let me tell you a story, what do you think?" Zhou Ye suddenly said to Lao Hei.

　　 Old Hei was taken aback for a while, without thinking, he nodded and said, "You speak."

　　 Jin Xiaoer also looked at Zhou Ye, he wanted to know what story a little grass spirit could tell.

　　 Seeing that they both looked at him, Zhou Ye spoke directly without any ink stains.

　　 "A long time ago, there was a mountain called Huaguoshan..."

　　 "Wait." Lao Hei suddenly raised his hand to interrupt Zhou Ye, and then asked with a puzzled look: "I, Lao Hei remember this is a 10,000-mile radius, there is no mountain called Huaguo Mountain..."

　　Zhou Ye: "..."

"Snapped!"

　　 Jin Xiaoer patted Lao Hei's head directly, and then said: "This is a story, do you understand the story?!"

　　 "Oh..." Old Hei raised his hand and touched the top of his head. He shrank his neck while looking at Jin Xiaoer's fierce gaze.

　　 "Xiao Cao Jing, you continue to talk." Jin Xiaoer nodded towards Zhou Ye.

　　 Immediately, Zhou Ye continued to tell the story.

"On the top of Huaguo Mountain, there is a big stone pier. This stone pier is six feet high, two feet and four feet thick! One day, only a bang was heard, and the stone pier split in half. With a bang, a stone ball rolled out of it. The big stone ball rolled out, and when it rolled, it encountered a pile of dirt, and then the stone ball jumped up and turned into a stone monkey!"

　　 "From that day on, the Huaguoshan Monkey King was born..."

　　 Jin Xiaoer and Lao Hei listened with gusto, while thinking about Zhou Ye's intention to tell them this story.

　　 "After the Monkey King became a teacher, he was very naughty..."

　　 "Later..."

　　 "Finally, he hit the heaven..."

　　 "It has become the object of worship in people's hearts, Monkey King, Monkey King!"

　　 Zhou Ye talked about this and it was over.

　　 "Then what? Anything else?" Old Hei was still unhappy.

　　 Especially when he heard the Great Sage Qi Tian hit the heaven, his blood boiled with enthusiasm, and he wanted to accompany the Great Sage Qi Tian to cut down everything.

　　 Jin Xiaoer touched his chin for a moment, and then asked: "Xiao Caojing, your story is very good."

　　 "It's okay." Zhou Ye was very humble.

　　 "Dude, Monkey King is in a sense similar to your race, and it used to wear tiger leather skirts." Zhou Ye said to Lao Hei.

　　 "What do you mean?" Old Hei was a little dazed.

　　 He is very bad at using IQ.

　　Thinking about the meaning of other people's words seemed to him more tired than fighting.

　　 "Xiao Cao Jing means that in the future you will simply call the Monkey King Monkey King." Jin Xiaoer rolled his eyes, and felt helpless in his heart.

　　 My own little brother, his mind is really slow.

　　 "That won't work!" Old Hei waved his hand suddenly.

　　 "My old black cultivation base is too low, don't I use the name of the great sage to insult the great sage?!" The old black shook his head and refused.

　　 Zhou Ye looked at him, feeling that Monkey King, Monkey King, had become the object of old black worship.

　　 "Then what do you want to be called?" Jin Xiaoer asked.

　　 "Although I can't be called the name of the Great Sage, but I can be named Sun like the Great Sage!" Old Hei said with a grin.

　　 "Sun Xiaosheng?" Jin Xiaoer asked tentatively.

　　 "That won't work." Old Hei shook his head.

　　 "Sun Shengsheng?" Jin Xiaoer tried again.

　　 "This is even worse, I said, elder brother, your ability to choose names is so scumbag." Old Hei curled his lips, his face full of disgust.

　　 Jin Xiaoer looked at him blankly.

"Little grass essence, you should help me get one. You, a grass essence who can tell a story, must be a literate grass essence, and the name must be better than that of my elder brother." Old Hei looked hopefully. Zhou Ye.

　　 The two blades of grass on the peripheral leaves rub against each other, bending over to think.

　　 After a long time, he slowly said, "How about Sun Xiaoer?"

　　 Jin Xiaoer: "..."

　　 The smile on Lao Hei's face solidified, and he said in a sullen tone, "Is this name a bit ill-considered? Xiao Er's words look like a sand coin."

"Snapped!"

　　 put a hand on the old black sturdy shoulder.

　　 Jin Xiaoer was expressionless, with murderous in his eyes.

"what did you just say?"

　　 The cold tone is filled with anger.

　　 "No, you just misheard, I didn't say anything." Old Hei showed a weak, pleased smile.

　　 Hmph, if I can't deal with you, I just spray your name, even if I lose.

　　 "I don't care about you this time, and next time, I will take you to the sky for a stroll." Jin Xiaoer smiled, but his smile gradually became fierce.

　　 Lao Hei smiled and nodded.

　　 But my thoughts are different.

　　 Is it special next time?

　　 Sorry, there is no next time.

　　 I will spray you in my heart in the future.

　　 "Xiao Cao Jing, you continue." Jin Xiaoer looked at Zhou Ye.

　　 He wanted to know today, what exactly Zhou Ye could name Lao Hei.

　　 "Well, brother Jin, you are the eldest brother of Lao Hei, or I will call Lao Hei Lao Er." Zhou Ye was very worried, and could not think of a name.

　　 "That won't work, I can't have the word two in my name." Old Hei refused directly.

　　 "Then Sun Lao San." Zhou Ye sighed.

　　 Old Black thought for a while, but he was helpless.

　　 "Brother, do you really have a culture? Seeing your storytelling is so good, I thought you were so educated, I didn't expect your naming ability to be so good." Old Hei expressed disappointment.

　　 Zhou Ye was silent.

　　 It's impossible for me to tell you something about Zhou, is this story impossible to copy?

　　 culture?

　　 Isn’t that really something that Zhou can have.

　　 "Just call Sun Lao San." Lao Hei sighed, already admitting his fate.

　　 "Okay!" Jin Xiaoer patted Sun Laosan on the shoulder.

　　 Sun Lao San noticed that Jin Xiaoer's eyes were full of a sense that we really are good brothers.

　　 The eldest brother is called Jin Xiaoer and the younger brother is Sun Laosan.

　　 does not seem to be wrong.

　　 "By the way, brother, what is your name?" Sun Laosan looked at Zhou Ye~www.readwn.com~Zhou Ye. "Zhou Ye said his name indifferently.

　　 "You took it yourself?" Sun Laosan asked curiously.

　　 Zhou Ye thought for a while, and finally nodded.

　　 He can't tell Sun Laosan that this name was taken by his parents.

　　 "Eh no, why did you get such a high grade by naming yourself?" Sun Lao San was very upset and unconvinced.

　　 He always felt that Zhou Ye gave himself a name because he put water.

　　 How else would you take out a name like Sun Laosan with no cultural content?

　　 "Then I can't help but feel that I should be called by this name." Zhou Ye helplessly used two blades of grass to make a gesture of spreading his hands.

　　 "Okay, that's it," Jin Xiaoer said.

　　 In his heart, there is a feeling of finding the same kind.

　　 "Oh!" Sun Laosan no longer knew how many times it was the first time he sighed.

　　 "If there is nothing wrong, I will refine the elixir first." Zhou Ye said to Jin Xiaoer.

　　 "You can make it through refining without worry." Jin Xiaoer nodded.

　　 Immediately, Zhou Ye jumped to the ground, and began to refine the thousand-year-old earth-level low-grade elixir.

　　 "You help protect the Law of Xiaocaojing, I will find something to eat." Jin Xiaoer said softly to Sun Laosan.

　　 "Okay, you can leave it to me." Sun Laosan nodded.

　　 Jin Xiaoer glanced at Zhou Ye again, then disappeared in place.

　　 Zhou Ye can't transform into a human state now, so she can't eat anything.

　　 Jin Xiaoer plans to get something that can be refined, otherwise Zhou Ye, who has refined the elixir, can only watch him and Sun Lao San eat.

　　 Presumably things will be bad then.

　　 So you must prepare early.