I Have a Big Problem with My Achievement System

Chen Mo took the confinement room and sank into the ground again.

"Hum hum ~ made new friends~ la la la~"

He looked at the little finger he had just tickled with Ji Ruo, how happy he was.

But after a while.

Chen Mo's face suddenly became gloomy.

"Pull hook? Bah! It's a trick to deceive children. Young master has lived for so many years, how can he be fooled? Shit! Young master doesn't need any friends. Young master wants to accept younger brother, and he wants blood as an alliance! He wants to be the boss!"

Chen Mo looked at the door of the confinement room that had never been closed, and smiled sullenly.

"Come on, the young master can go out soon, dog Chen Zai, wait for the young master!"

After laughing for a while, Chen Mo rubbed his stiff cheeks, took out his half-finished ID card, and scratched his head: "What is the problem? Why can't my ID card be used?"

After thinking about it, Chen Mo hooked the semi-finished ID card with his little finger, and whispered, "Pull the hook, hang yourself, a hundred years, don't change... Hee hee~ It's really fun."

......

Ji Ruo said hello to the dormitory aunt and went back to the dormitory.

"Ji Ruo, how is it, has the matter been resolved?" asked Liang Shixian, who had already returned to the dormitory.

"Well, it's settled."

"It's fine." Liang Shixian didn't ask any more questions, but instead said: "By the way, today we played a one-day club ranking battle, and your previous words inspired them a lot. Today, our club has a whole day. The performance is not bad... The biggest gain is that when everyone is fighting now, they will subconsciously find ways to use the environmental conditions in the battlefield.

There is just one thing, because everyone has an insufferable smell of vegetables and cannot hide themselves well, so we are often discovered in advance when we ambushing our opponents..."

Ji Ruo stayed in the confinement room for a long time.

Liang Shixian reported today's battle situation to Ji Ruo. After Ji Ruo opened the door to the new world, the performance of 'Sixteen Dishes' was very good.

Although thinking still has certain limitations and cannot be compared with Ji Ruo at all, it is much better than before.

Although more losers win less, but everyone gains.

They had just entered the school for a few days, and they were even opened up because of Ji Ruocai on the day of school.

Other clubs have not yet started recruiting new members, and it is already very good that Wuxiang Mala Group can win.

After all, what they have to face are the seniors and seniors of the First Martial Arts School.

Therefore, even if there are more losses and less wins, the members of the Wuxiang Mala Group are still enthusiastic - that is the senior and senior sister!

"I lost so many times because of the smell of the food on my body?" Ji Ruo was a little surprised: "This can also expose myself during ambush?"

Liang Shixian was stunned for a moment: "After all, the battlefield is a primitive environment, and the smell of 'green pepper stir-fried pork' and 'braised pork' suddenly appears, which is so strange..."

"Won't you use this as a condition to make a trap?"

Liang Shixian: "?"

Ji Ruo spread his hands: "The easiest way is to smear the feces excreted by the simulated monsters on the battlefield on the body, or lie directly in the feces, disguised as feces.

Under normal circumstances, demons will only excrete feces within their own territory. By analyzing the properties of feces, not only can they roughly determine which demons these feces come from, but they can also use these feces to hide themselves with the smell of demons.

Use this knowledge point in reverse, and you will be able to ambush.

If you are really in the wild, you can rely on this method to get shelter, dirty or dirty, but you can survive, who cares about this? "

"But..." Liang Shixian said hesitantly: "The smell left by your palm technique, even the demon feces can't completely cover it! If you use feces to cover your own taste, the smell of feces will become Very strange!"

Liang Shixian has tried this method, so he can know so clearly.

"I know, but, is there any problem?" Ji Ruo rolled his eyes: "A demon can't eat a bad stomach? If you eat a bad stomach, it's reasonable to pull some strange-smelling **** out?"

"Ah this..." Liang Shixian was stunned.

Ji Ruo put the facts and reasoned: "If you really have been lying in the poop, let alone other things, squad leader, will you go to the **** to check the ingredients because it smells a little wrong because of the smell of a lump of demon feces?"

Liang Shixian thought for a while, and said, "No, no..."

"Then it's over!" Ji Ruo clapped his hands and said, "There is a strong odor on your body, the easiest way is to lie in the **** and cover most of your own odor with the smell of poop.

In this way, when someone passes by you, suddenly violent, you can kill the other party by surprise... For now, in the club ranking battle, it is the senior, but no matter what senior, it is still a student, you Do you think they'll come and pick it up if you're actually lying in the poo?

In all honesty, if it was you, would you be free to go and pick it up?

In the battles you told me just now, squad leader, there were actually several times where you didn't have to lose. You could have won, but you just couldn't put your skin down. Why did you fail because your body odor was too strong? Bullshit!

What if all this is true? What if all this didn't happen in a simulated battlefield? Lie in the toilet or live, which one do you choose? "

Liang Shixian fell into deep thought, and after a while, he sighed and said, "Ji Ruo, you are right, our thinking is too limited."

Ji Ruo continued: "Even if you can't save your face and lie in the toilet, you can still make a simple platter with those plants in the woods.

Take some slightly suitable plants and pile them up into a pile, so that they look like a dish from a distance, and then you hide in the trees next to you, ready to go... Will you attack? "

Ji Ruo gave several examples in a row, and the more Liang Shixian listened, the more ashamed he became.

"Ji Ruo, how did you come up with so many methods?" Liang Shixian said with admiration, "These methods are useful and useful, but almost all of them take advantage of people's shame... Yes, everyone is still a student, we Feeling ashamed, the opponent must be no better, why can't I think of it..."

"How simple this is." Ji Ruo said nonchalantly, "Think backwards and take the things that you dislike very much as a plan, won't you?

I'm just simply planning, I'm not going to actually do it.

Lying in the **** or something, how dirty. "

Liang Shixian: "?"

After talking so much, you finally said that you wouldn't do this?

"Squad leader, why are you looking at me like this?" Ji Ruo said in surprise: "Do you think I can't beat those seniors? Only when I can't beat those seniors will I find a way to play some tricks!"

Liang Shixian: "..."

"Haha, just kidding~ If there is really no way, there is no problem in doing it like this... Well, after everyone finishes the class tomorrow, we can continue to play the qualifying battle, and I will lead it myself."

Liang Shixian glanced at Ji Ruo, then edited a group announcement directly in the community group chat, and also posted several examples of Ji Ruo in the group at the same time.

After thinking about it, everyone in the Wuxiang Mala Group was shocked by Ji Ruo's plans that did not consider the face of the individual or the team at all. After careful consideration, the response was overwhelming.

So in the next few days, Ji Ruo and the members of the Wuxiang Mala Group spent all their spare time in the club ranking battle.

Don't say, that completely shameless style of play really made them famous.

Of course, the members usually have to attend classes, so Ji Ruo can either play a single-player mock battle or chat with Chen Mo when he is free.

He found a very miraculous thing, that is, the 'little red flower' that Chen Mo gave him seemed to have no upper limit~www.readwn.com~ Just one Chen Mo, in a few days, he gave him more than ten small flowers. Safflower.

And Rosie gradually got to know Chen Mo during this process. Generally, when Ji Ruo took the members to play a mock battle, this little guy stayed in Chen Mo's confinement room and played with Chen Mo.

Even Rosie became Chen Mo's teacher, teaching Chen Mo to read and write——

"Oh, why are you so stupid! I told you that the word is not written like this!"

Rosie angrily slapped Chen Mo on the head.

Different from Ji Ruo, Rosie seems to be able to communicate with Chen Mo normally.

This little guy occasionally stares at Chen Mo's limbs and drools...

Chen Mo, who was slapped in the face, smiled, but he was not angry, and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Rosie, I'm a big idiot. You have a lot of kittens, can you teach me more carefully?"

"Okay, okay!" Rosie was overjoyed when she was called a teacher.

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