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[You are attacked by a poison attribute and enter a stun state for ten seconds (Note: this fart is poisonous!)]

[The other party’s poison attribute has low damage At 470, you can’t break through your defenses, HP-1]

[Fanatics Heart Triggered, HP+1]

"It stuns me, this fart is really poisonous. !"

Liu Haoming was stunned by the ass of the leopard god.

It is dizzy in the true sense. He directly loses control of the game characters, standing stupidly in the same place even with his fingers unable to move.

"What should I do, can I regain mobility only after the stun time is over?"

Liu Haoming is eager to restore the right to action. The vertigo state lasts for ten seconds. This Monster God has long since escaped.

……

Two seconds ago.

The wolf god, who was busy escaping, saw that the leopard god did not follow up, and worried that he would be unpredictable. He quickly looked back and saw that the leopard god puckered his buttocks high, and a yellow poisonous fart seemed to be a vent. The flood erupted from the eyes of his ass.

“bang! ”

The formidable power of this fart is so amazing, like a thunder and an electric sound, it shatters the panther god’s pants, revealing two pieces of plush Ass egg.

The Wolf God looked at him in shock: "Leopard God, what are you doing? Run!"

The Leopard God remembered the other person who just saw him walking in the garden and chasing him leisurely. 'S silhouette, said angrily:

"That human being is too evil, we are impossible to run past him, I will fart and poison him to death!"

"I would rather fight head-on He was killed by him, and he didn't want to be killed by him in a desperate escape!"

The wolf god hearing this was silent for a moment, feeling that what he said made sense.

With the terrifying power that that person currently exhibits, if he really wants to chase down himself and the Leopard God, the two of them will never have the possibility of escape alive. He is just teasing himself now.

Just like the Tiger God who deliberately didn't hack to death by four consecutive swords just now, he teased him as much as he wanted.

"Is your poison effective for him?" asked the wolf god.

"It seems...effective!"

The Leopard God looked at the dumbfounded silhouette in the poisonous fart, and his voice suddenly became excited: "Look, he is poisoned and can't move!"

"My five-poison Arhat fart formidable power is stronger than biochemical weapons. Even if the Transcender inhales a wisp of it, the brain will be confused and dizzy. If the poison qi cannot be discharged from the body in time, the poison qi will follow. It will also destroy his respiratory system and immune system, and cause his organs to fail and die!"

The more the wolf god listens, the brighter his eyes become. He and the leopard god are both Cave of Devil Gods Monster God, so it's natural to know that How powerful is the Leopard God’s poison, even if it is as strong as Gods of Anitquity, he would not dare to stay in the Leopard God’s poisonous fart for a long time.

"The reason why that person is now motionless is that poison qi has invaded the brain, and thus entered a dizzy state and cannot control the body. It seems that he can't resist my poison. I have to seize the opportunity to fart more. Live poison to death him!"

The Leopard God became more excited as he talked, two fluffy buttocks were pouted high, and the angry dantian broke out again with a five-poison Arhat fart.

…………

[Ten, Nine... Three, Two...]

Seeing that the time of dizziness is about to end, and I am about to regain control of my body Quan, Liu Haoming just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but the explosion resounding like a mountain and cracked soil resounded again.

“bang! ”

A new yellow poisonous fart is rushing in, hiding the sky and covering the earth.

【You are attacked by a poison attribute and enter a stun state. The stun time is ten seconds. ]

[HP-1]

[HP+1]

[Ten, Nine, Eight...]

Stun time Was reset.

Liu Haoming: "..."

What is it, mental disorder!

Through the bursts of yellow gas in front of his eyes, he could see the two fluffy buttocks of the Leopard God pouting high and aiming at the direction where he was. That picture is really... If you want to be more perverted, there will be more perverted!

Although Liu Haoming can't smell the real smell of fart, the provocative and abnormal posture of Leopard God made him feel a deep insult.

Especially thinking that the other party is just a small BOSS in the game, the feeling of being insulted is even more serious. He can’t wait to pick up the rusty iron sword fiercely and pierce him between the two strands to let the other party know the chrysanthemum What is it?

…………

"Leopard god, your fart is really useful! That person can't move at all!"

Liu Haoming is completely lost when the wolf god sees Liu Haoming In the sky of poisonous fart, he became excited too, and felt that he had found a way to kill the other party.

The leopard god sneered sneer, took out a handful of medicine pill that restored spiritual power from his arms, and stuffed it into his mouth to chew:

"This level is not enough, I To put a more toxic and thicker fart, directly turn him into a pool of pus and blood... Wolf God, give me all the Spirit Recovery Pill on you."

The Wolf God took out without saying a word. All medicine pill encouraged him and said: "Leopard god, you have to come on, the hope of killing that person lies in your ass!"

"That is natural, I want to be the chicken god Revenge, it’s not that I poisoned him to death today, or he hacked me to death!"

The voice fell--

"bang!"

"pa Chi."

Because of the emotional excitement, the Leopard God used too much force, this time the fart was not pure, and there was a faint sound mixed with it.

…………

[Ten, Nine...Three, Two...]

[You are attacked by a poison attribute and enter a dizzy state, dizzy Ten seconds. 】

Here again! !

Liu Haoming fly into a rage out of humiliation, his face is green with anger, he wants to know whether the opponent is a leopard or a weasel?

"I don't believe you can keep farting like this. Don't let me regain mobility if you have the ability!"

He thought angrily.

Next, he suffered a long period of insult.

The Leopard God completely saved himself, holding his desperate consciousness and kept hitting the medicine pill to reply spiritual power, and then continuously released poisonous farts. The frequency of his fart was exactly once every ten seconds, whenever Liu Haoming's stun time When it was about to end, he delivered a poisonous fart in time to reset the stun time.

After seven or eight consecutive rounds of poisonous fart attacks, Liu Haoming's mood from the very beginning of astonishment, then to anger, and then gradually became confused...

He was dumbfounded.

What's the matter with this guy?

Farting endlessly, is he catching me BUG! !

This kind of control skill with no cooling and no consumption...simply has no reason to exist!

Dog planning, don't you come out to control it!

Liu Haoming didn't know that, compared with him who was simply restricted in his ability to move, the leopard god suffered from the physical pain of decay from chrysanthemum to sunflower.

The five poisons Arhat fart is the most powerful trick of the leopard god. It’s no problem to cast one or two times, but if you cast it seven times eight times, the problem is big. He feels that his entire lower body is about to split. Open, at this moment, he suddenly thought of an ancient monster in Xuan Country, Zhu Gang Li.

He is almost turning into a leopard.

"Wolf God, help me to see if that human is down."

The Leopard God gasped, he was so weak that he didn't even have the strength to look back.

The wolf god has a serious face: "He still stands motionless without falling down, Leopard god, you must stick to it, persistence is victory!"