I have a sign-in system when I go to the courtyard

The two of them were so happy that they laughed so hard.

Xu Damao felt a chill under his body, and when he looked down, he saw that his pants had fallen off, and he was a little dumbfounded.

The second and third uncles tried to hold back their laughter as they watched him reveal his white buttocks and a small peanut.

But the remaining few people had no scruples, and when they saw Xu Damao's small peanut-like thing, they laughed so hard that they fell all over the place.

Xu Damao's face flushed with anger. He had just done it with his back to the crowd, and the few people didn't see it, but his pants were accidentally pulled down by Sha Zhu, and he was so embarrassed that he quickly put his pants on.

Liu Guangtian laughed so hard that tears came out. "Xu Damao, I wonder if your thing works well at night. No wonder Xiao'e hasn't come back to the courtyard these days. It seems that your peanuts are not cooked into rice!"

When Liu Guangtian said this, even Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui couldn't help laughing.

Even Sha Zhu forgot the pain and the smell on his face and laughed. Although his face hurt, he couldn't stop his happy mood.

"Grandson, your fucking thing can only pee. So you brag about yourself all day long. Hahahaha"

Xu Damao was so embarrassed by their laughter that his face turned red. He roared: "What are you laughing at? You guys are just jealous that I have a wife. You are all bachelors. What do you know?"

Yan Jiecheng also laughed at them and said: "Xu Damao, what do we envy you for? We envy that you can only brag!"

Xu Damao was ridiculed by these people in turn. The anger in his heart rose instantly. He shouted angrily: "Yan Jiecheng, are you itching for a beating?"

Before he finished speaking, he pounced on Yan Jiecheng like a hungry tiger.

Yan Jiecheng was naturally unwilling to be outdone. He wrestled with them fearlessly. In an instant, the scene became extremely lively and chaotic.

Yan Bugui witnessed the fight between the two men. He saw Yan Jiecheng pinning Xu Damao down and beating him, but he did not say anything to stop them.

It was not until several minutes later that he slowly said, "Okay, stop it, stop it, look at how embarrassed you are!"

At this time, Sha Zhu walked over and kicked Xu Damao several times and cursed, "Hahaha, Jiecheng, beat Xu Damao to death! You dare to put a sack on me, I will beat you to death today!"

The second uncle saw the excitement of Xu Damao being beaten, and quickly exercised his authority, "Guangtian, Guangfu, pull them apart."

Liu Guangtian and Guangfu obediently stepped forward to pull the two men over, but Xu Damao was beaten black and blue by Yan Jiecheng.

Yan Jiecheng's lips were also broken by Xu Damao, and he had a pair of panda eyes.

Xu Damao said angrily, "Yan Jiecheng, you beat me like this, I'm going to the police station to report you."

Yan Jiecheng looked at Yan Bugui in a panic.

Yan Bugui narrowed his eyes and said, "Xu Damao, don't forget that you were the first to hit Yan Jiecheng, and both of you hit each other. Even if you go to the police station, you won't get any benefits. If you believe it, just try it."

"Third uncle, you want to threaten me. But Yan Jiefang also beat me. Second uncle, will you make the decision for me, otherwise I will really call the police."

When Liu Haizhong heard Xu Damao's words, he felt that this was the first thing that happened after Yi Zhonghai stepped down, and he really couldn't let Xu Damao call the police.

He also showed everyone in the courtyard that he was no worse than Yi Zhonghai. He said in a serious tone, "Yan Jiecheng, you laughed at Xu Damao first, and Xu Damao hit him later. Both of you are wrong.

How about this, Yan Jiecheng, you pay Xu Damao five yuan, and the matter will be settled."

Yan Bugui had no choice. Although he felt very sad, he couldn't watch Yan Jiecheng go to the police station.

He could only reluctantly take out five yuan and give it to Xu Damao. Xu Damao was showing off again after receiving the money!

Liu Haizhong felt that his handling result was very good.

Sha Zhu was unwilling to follow suit, "Second uncle, third uncle, you have to make a decision for me. Do you care about Xu Damao beating me with a sack and urinating on me? Otherwise, I will also call the police like Xu Damao."

Yan Bugui immediately replied, "Yes, Sha Zhu, we can all testify that Xu Damao beat people and urinated on me."

Xu Damao got angry, "What do you mean I beat him? Sha Zhu was already knocked unconscious when I came. If you don't believe me, ask Yan Jiecheng, he was here too."

Yan Jiecheng laughed, "What? I didn't see it. You were the only one who was there when I came."

Next to Sha Zhu, I didn't see anyone else. "

Xu Damao pointed at Yan Jiecheng angrily, "Okay, you kid, you have to take charge of this for me, I really didn't hit Sha Zhu, when I got up to pee and came to the toilet door, I saw Sha Zhu lying on the ground, it really wasn't me who hit him."

Liu Haizhong said, "Xu Damao, you say you are innocent, but you can't produce any evidence, how can I take charge of this for you."

Sha Zhu also looked at Xu Damao proudly, "Xu Damao, you must pay me 100 yuan, otherwise I will go to the police station to sue you."

Xu Damao heard that Sha Zhu actually wanted to pay 100 yuan himself, "Sha Zhu, you are talking nonsense, go ahead and sue if you have the guts, anyway, I didn't hit you, who knows who you offended with your stinky mouth, and people beat you up like this."

"Xu Damao, you really deserve a beating, swinging your arm to start. "

Liu Haizhong immediately stopped the two of them, "Okay, what are you doing? It's already late, and you're not going to sleep, Shazhu, although we can't be sure now whether Xu Damao hit you.

But it's his fault that you were peed on. Your compensation of 100 yuan is too much. So, Xu Damao, you pay Shazhu 10 yuan, and we'll settle the matter."

Xu Damao had just received 5 yuan, and before he could even warm it up, he took out another 5 yuan and threw it to Shazhu, "Humph, Shazhu, use it to buy medicine! "

After saying that, he ran towards the courtyard.

Liu Haizhong felt that he, the second uncle, was good at handling things, no worse than Yi Zhonghai.

Sha Zhu took the ten yuan and carefully put it in his pocket. He was relying on this money to live in the future, so he couldn't lose it.

After Yan Bugui returned home, he angrily said to Yan Jiecheng, "Yan Jiecheng, these five yuan will be deducted from your three-month meal allowance. You have to give me two more yuan every month."

Yan Jiecheng thought that the matter was over, but he didn't expect that his father would still bring it up after he came back, "Dad, why are you still bringing it up? I only have a few yuan a month. I really have no money except for food expenses."

Yan Bugui smiled and said, "Yan Jiecheng, don't calculate with me. I know exactly how much money you have. Don't try to cheat me. Okay, I have to go to bed early. It will be dawn soon. "

Yan Jiecheng returned to his room in frustration. Really, his father was really capable. He had to find a formal job. He was about to reach the age of marriage, but his father didn't even bother to find him a job.