I Have Become The Goddess Of Fateoria And Travel The Infinite Worlds.

"Make sure to close the door!" Sandstorm turns around and says to the stunned round table members.

Sandstorm walks down the hall in her maid uniform with her hands behind her back heading towards the elevator.

Sandstorm presses the down buŧŧon and when the door opens she pulls an air horn and duct tape out of thin air and duct tapes down the buŧŧon on the air horn in the on position. She then proceeds to press the first and second floor buŧŧon in the elevator before heading towards the stairs.

She can hear a massive gun fight going own down stairs heading towards the stair well.

As Sandstorm gets to the stair well the sounds of guns firing stop so she just decides to wait at the door to the stairs.

Listening carefully she can hear the elevator get to the second floor and the muffled sound of the air horn get louder as the doors open.

'Here's my chance!' Sandstorm thinks kicking open the stairwell doors sending her flames everywhere burning every ghoul in sight.

'Where is Jan?' Sandstorm thinks before dodging a bullet that got shot through the wall.

'There is no way that was on purpose!'

Sandstorm looks through the wall to find the man in question jacking off with a severed hand. There is also a sniper rifle upside down on the ground with smoke coming out of the muzzle.

'Disgusting' Is all Sandstorm thinks as she sends the blue fox flames through the hole in the wall targeting everything but that vampire. Before Sandstorm goes up into the vents to get into the room unnoticed.

"What the Fuck is this fire!!!" Jam screams from below Sandstorm.

'Let's make a hole to see through'

Sandstorm then melts part of the air duct with her flames so she can see through it.

"Perfect I'm on top of him!" Sandstorm yells as she drops down from the air duct literally on top of the vulgar piece of shit that is Jan valentine.

"Mmhhmmm." Jan

"Oh wow a talking piece of shit, the mysteries of life still surprise me to this day." Sandstorm says mimicking shock in her voice to seem serious.

"Mhmmhmmm" Jan

"Well it can't say much it is literal piece of shit." Sandstorm replies to Jan's poor attempt at saying anything.

"Dok you need to try harder these vampires are so weak." Sandstorm says

Awhile later she continues "Major you robotic freak, you Love War right? motivate your men to do a better job! This was only semi entertaining. In fact I don't remember my last proper life or death battle, I mostly obliterate everything." She leaves a silence so she can use some magic to hear his reply.

"Made a super smash bros reference probably doesn't realize it either." Sandstorm mutters

"To warrant officer Schrödinger, you never answered my question. Then again I kinda ditched you at that shrine in Japan... eh both dead and alive at the same time... everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Your an interesting thing since they made a magical being with science."

"Speaking of magical stuff made with science Rip Van Winkle how long till you upgrade that musket of yours I mean it's so weak... I take that back it's probably strong compared to normal weapons and people. Maybe you can take down a few aircraft, but for the love of all that is holy do you have to always sing while using it!"

"To the Captain that doesn't speak, Can you say something for once? Or is that a werewolf thing? Freaking Nazi Werewolf's where did you find him major? in the Attic?" Sandstorm asks

"Well I think that was it, I am gonna blow this guys brains out. Wait I forgot the girl with the scythe eh she wasn't that important anyway..." *Bang*

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Meanwhile in Brazil.

"Do we really have to watch this degenerate freak?" Rip Van Winkle asks

'Perfect I'm on top of him!' Is heard as the screen cuts dark

"Why did the screen go dark?" Asks the Major

'Mmhhmmm.'

"We can still hear them maybe he went into a dark room." Dok suggeste

"No we heard some one yell I'm on top of him. Maybe he got pushed to the ground" Zorin

'Oh wow a talking piece of shit, the mysteries of life still surprise me to this day.'A shocked voice comes from the tv.

'Mhmmhmmm'

'Well it can't say much it is literal piece of shit.'

"PFFT" Schrodinger

"This voice is a girl! Who is she?" the Major voices out his interest.

"I don't know sir only Sir Integra should be there."

"Find out who she is I must know!" The Major says

'Dok you need to try harder these vampires are so weak.' The voice says again making everyone go silent.

"Oh, this is interesting." The Major says

"They are not weak I am still working on them." Dok says clenching his hands.

'Major you robotic freak, you Love War right? motivate your men to do a better job! This was only semi entertaining. In fact I don't remember my last proper life or death battle, I mostly obliterate everything.'

"Oh! A challenger approaches! She knows who we are! this is going to be so much fun." the Major says with a smile.

A quiet sound comes out of the tv but no one can understand it.

(Made a super smash bros reference probably doesn't realize it either.)

'To warrant officer Schrödinger, you never answered my question. Then again I kinda ditched you at that shrine in Japan... eh both dead and alive at the same time... everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Your an interesting thing since they made a magical being with science

"Schrödinger who is she? I must know" The Major says

"Schrödinger you went to japan! that was an unauthorized trip!" Dok yess at him

"Ah! the red headed girl!" Schrödinger shouts out realizing who she is.

'Speaking of magical stuff made with science Rip Van Winkle how long till you upgrade that musket of yours I mean it's so weak... I take that back it's probably strong compared to normal weapons and people. Maybe you can take down a few aircraft, but for the love of all that is holy do you have to always sing while using it!'

"Ford her name was something Ford" Schrödinger answers as Dok picks him up by his neck getting ready to bring him to the lab.

Rip Van Winkle holds her beloved musket close to her and mutters "Do I sound that bad while singing?"

'To the Captain that doesn't speak, Can you say something for once? Or is that a werewolf thing? Freaking Nazi Werewolf's where did you find him major? in the Attic?'

"How did she know!" The Major yells

'Well I think that was it, I am gonna blow this guys brains out. Wait I forgot the girl with the scythe eh she wasn't that important anyway...'

And the livefeed cuts off.

Zorin clenches her teeth and cuts her cigar in half and holds the scythe tighter in her grip causing the handle to bend.