I have become the zombie king, and the zombie apocalypse has just broken out.

At this moment, a middle-aged man with a simple face in the crowd asked respectfully.

"Master Qiankun, you are very knowledgeable, you know everything about astronomy and geography! You know 5,000 years ago and 500 years later."

"In your opinion, what happened to those people in the town? Are they the legendary zombies?"

Hearing the word zombie, the crowd immediately talked about it.

"No! That's not a zombie. Zombies walk by jumping! And they are invulnerable to swords and guns. That thing looks like a zombie in the movie."

"Oh! Anyway, we can't contact the outside world now. We can't stay in this Taoist temple forever!"

Listening to the discussion of the crowd, Master Qiankun coughed lightly.

The crowd immediately quieted down and looked at him respectfully.

"Wulian Tianzun, don't panic, believers, I have already made a conclusion in my mind."

"That is neither a zombie nor a so-called zombie."

Hearing this, everyone looked puzzled.

The voice of the fat Taoist sounded again.

"This is a demon corpse. There are ancient books in my Qiankun Taoist Temple."

"If one day, everyone in the world is only interested in profit, rejects good and promotes evil, reverses black and white, and is selfish. Heaven will not tolerate it."

"If Heaven is angry, the Nine Nether Demon Qi descends, and the heart is filled with desires, those who do not practice Taoism will become demon corpses, causing the lives of the people to be destroyed."

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people in front of him tightened, and their eyes flickered.

The middle-aged man who spoke just now hurriedly said again.

"May I ask Taoist Qiankun, if this is the case, what should we do!"

Hearing this, the fat Taoist narrowed his eyes and said loudly.

"The Taoist temple is a place of righteousness and is protected by the Supreme Heavenly Venerable. The Nine Nether Demonic Qi cannot easily enter."

"However, if someone has evil thoughts and does not respect the Taoist law, he may be taken advantage of by the Nine Nether Demonic Qi and turned into a demon corpse!"

Hearing this, the faces of the people in front of him changed drastically, and their eyes were full of fear.

But at this moment, the middle-aged man suddenly burst into tears and knelt on the ground.

"Master Qiankun, I am guilty! I am guilty!"

"At the beginning, I actually suspected that Master Qiankun was talking nonsense, and I sneered at the Taoist law."

"Now I have come to my senses, please save me, Master!"

Hearing this, the fat Taoist sighed and waved the whisk in his hand.

"It is a great virtue to know one's mistakes and correct them! But you have evil thoughts in your heart, which may attract the Nine Nether Demon Qi into your body."

"Come in with me! I will cast a spell to drive away the evil thoughts for you."

The middle-aged man immediately slapped his head to the ground.

"Thank you, Taoist priest, for your generosity! Thank you for saving my life!"

Then he quickly stood up and planned to enter the main hall.

At this moment, a respectful voice suddenly came from the crowd.

"Taoist priest Qiankun, the vegetarian meal is ready, why don't you eat first!"

The fat Taoist priest shook his head.

"The matter of eliminating demons and defending the Dao is urgent! For the safety of all the believers in the Taoist temple, how can I delay."

Then the three of them entered the main hall under the respectful eyes of the crowd.

Soon, the three of them had arrived in the main hall.

The ancestor of the Nine Heavens Demon-Slaying Master, Zhenwu Emperor, was enshrined in the center of the main hall!

But the fat Taoist priest came behind the statue and then touched the protrusion behind the statue.

The next second, a tunnel suddenly appeared on the ground.

The three people's eyes were full of excitement, and they hurriedly entered it.

As the three people entered, the secret door slowly closed.

The next second, the three people appeared in a modern room.

On the marble coffee table in front of them, there were various delicacies, and there were also two bottles of Maozi.

Seeing this scene, the middle-aged man and the young Taoist couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

The fat Taoist looked at the young Taoist with a serious expression.

"Stupid! What do you mean that where I am, all the ghosts within a hundred miles have moved? What about the things in the town!"

Listening to the fat Taoist's scolding, the young Taoist looked embarrassed.

"Master, it's all my fault. I don't have a brain. You asked me to brag to you, and I accidentally boasted too much."

The fat Taoist snorted coldly.

"You still have to learn from your brother Liu. Look at him. His acting skills are Oscar-level!"

"Little Liu, you did a good job. I'll give you a bottle of Maozi!"

Hearing this, the middle-aged man nodded repeatedly.

"It's all because of you, Taoist priest, you taught me well!"

Having said that, he quickly picked up the Maozi on the table and took a sip.

The young Taoist frowned when he saw this.

"Don't drink too much. It will be troublesome if they smell it."

The fat Taoist sneered.

"They are a bunch of bumpkins. What do they know!"

"Just say it when you go out. I used alcohol to drive away the evil spirits for you. They will believe it now!"

"After all, this is their only way to survive.”

The little Taoist nodded repeatedly.

"Master is right. I didn't expect you to know so much. I didn't know that those outside were all demon corpses!"

As soon as these words came out, the fat Taoist's green bean eyes suddenly widened.

A whisk hit the little Taoist's head!

"You, you, you! You have a pig brain!"

"That was just a lie from the master to deceive them! If I didn't say that, how could they listen to the master?"

"If I didn't say that, how could I let the little girl you like take a bath and change clothes in front of you and be honest with you!"

Hearing this, the little Taoist's eyes suddenly sparkled.

"Master! Master! What do you mean? Take a bath and change clothes? Be honest with each other! Can you really let Xiaofang do this in front of me?"

The fat Taoist snorted.

"Evil spirits enter the body and are not easy to dispel, so you have to take a bath, change clothes, and burn incense to drive away the evil spirits! ”

“However, the evil spirit has entered the body too deeply and cannot be eradicated. Only the power of extreme yang can penetrate deeply into the body to break it. Once it is broken, you will lose your virginity!”

Hearing this, the little Taoist priest’s face suddenly turned red.

“Master! You are really amazing! When can I lie like you, I will be a master!”

As soon as the voice fell, another whisk came over.

“Pig brain! Pure pig brain!!!”

“If it weren’t for you being my son…”

Speaking of this, the fat Taoist priest’s expression froze.

“If it weren’t for you being my disciple, I wouldn’t bother to care about your shit!”

The little Taoist priest chuckled.

“I know that Master treats me the best. If it weren’t for the huge age difference between us, I would have thought that Master was my real father!”

As soon as these words came out, the corner of the fat Taoist priest’s mouth twitched suddenly.

“Evil obstacle…Evil obstacle! "

At this moment, the young Taoist priest suddenly spoke.

"Master, since this demon corpse is fake, you always scare me with the zombies in our back mountain, isn't it also fake!"

The fat Taoist priest rolled his eyes suddenly.

"What bullshit zombies, the hundreds of years old zombies recorded in ancient books in our Taoist temple?"

"Can you believe this? Then Master, if I write a book now, saying that there is a golden mountain under our Taoist temple, hundreds of years later, there will be fools who believe it?"

As soon as these words came out, the young Taoist priest's eyes widened.

"Master! Are you saying that there is really a golden mountain under our Taoist temple?"

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