I Have Doraemon's Treasure Bag

Then he gave the boss a head: "Don't pretend, you're still shaking."

He didn't use much strength at all, so a single punch wouldn't deduct much health.

It will be back in a few minutes.

The latter was seen through the disguise, and sat up with a grin on his face.

He said sincerely, "Brother Ding, I want to learn martial arts from you."

"What martial arts practice at a young age, learning more knowledge is the last word." Ding Dangmao refuted him in one sentence.

This thing of martial arts, after entering modern society, has a fart use.

There was no market in the previous life, let alone in this super power world?

"Brother Dante, I want to be as good as you!"

His eyes gleamed: "I watched the news, you are a handsome man on TV! Although the silly host didn't say anything nice about you, and edited it maliciously... But even so, it's impossible to cover it up. You look so handsome outside!"

"Please brother Ding, I want to become as handsome as you!"

Well, I love to hear, talk more.

Ding Dangmao couldn't help showing a smile, he tapped the eldest child on the head and said, "Okay, that's not my martial arts, but my super power, you kid hasn't even awakened to super power. Well, don't think about some things."

Different from the previous life, now Ding Dangmao can handle the child easily.

He has never met any bear children, these dolls are just a little naughty at most, but all of them are sensible and easy to handle, and the older ones will take care of the younger ones, so Ding Dangmao doesn't need to worry too much.

Of course, maybe it was the early adoption of homeless children that the screening mechanism was well done.

It didn't make Ding Dangmao displeased with the crooked melon cracked jujube.

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In the afternoon, Ding Dangmao left home and went to the company.

The scene of the previous terrorist attack still remains in the university town, the entire street is blocked, and professionals are still measuring the data...

Bypassing them, Ding Dangmao came to the front of the company.

This place is a little different.

There was no one, it was very deserted, but the surrounding walls and doors were covered with blood-red characters, such as 'get out', 'beep your mother', 'dare to do it or not', 'disaster star alive', 'executioner'. Words like ..... crowded Ding Dangmao's field of vision.

It has the charm of small advertisements such as miscellaneous documents in old buildings.

Take the key to open the door, and find that the company is almost cleaned up.

The three brothers were sitting on the sofa, watching the popcorn movie while nibbling at the leaves. When they saw Ding Dangmao coming, they quickly swallowed the leaves and said, "Brother Ding is back! That's it, the company is here. If something happened, we'll discuss something with you."

"I saw it." Ding Dangmao pointed to the door: "What the hell is going on outside?"

"Don't worry, it's all hi fans. Someone wanted to break in before, but I threw them out!"

When Ganchuan said this, he said angrily: "The group of people came to make trouble every day two days ago, saying that the terrorist attack in this place was all because of you, brother Ding, and they also said that they wanted you to apologize publicly... "

The head of the red team also continued: "Brother Ding, you don't know, since the terrorist attack, those sunspots have become more and more arrogant. At first it was just a demonstration, and then these words were sprayed on the wall, and someone even threw a Molotov cocktail here in the middle of the night. ."

Oh I got it.

No wonder the company is kept clean.

This place can no longer live in... Of course, with their current strength, it is not impossible to insist on living, but it is not necessary.

It is more convenient to move the company directly.

"Okay, let's live in another place. You can choose where you want to go."

After deciding to relocate, Ding Dangmao shifted the topic to another place: "By the way, because of the last terrorist attack, my immediate boss canceled my future performance projects... That is to say, I can only rely on We're on our own."

"To celebrate the relocation, let's make a video!"

After two months, Ding Dangmao appeared on the Internet again as a personal video blogger.

Soon, as soon as the video was released, the number of views began to skyrocket.

The barrage and comments are rising.

It even quickly rushed to the hot search on some social platforms.

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⑧ I'm sorry, I was delayed by something today.

Just two shifts, it will be back to normal tomorrow.

Chapter [*] Ending of Kuimu City (middle)

Dangmao has posted a new video again!

This news, like a fire spreading in weeds, quickly reached the hands of most of Wei Shangguo's netizens who were concerned about the news.

They can't wait to open their watch list, or look at the video forwarded on the social platform. The Internet links everyone through various channels and pushes information to them.

What were they thinking before opening the video?

I was thinking, after a few days, after the terrorist attack that shocked the whole country, what would Dangmao, the party involved, say in the video?

Is it perseverance, indicting and declaring war on the relevant terrorists?

Or a tearful apology to all the victims he has caused?

Or a painless PR statement?

Or, the announcement of retirement circulating on the Internet...?

Whether it's fans or Kuroko, at this moment, they all open related videos with incomparable expectations and strange awkwardness, anxiety or excitement.

Soon, the figure of Ding Dangmao appeared in the picture——

Ding Dangmao stood in the center.

Tang Ya and Gan Chuan stood by his side like door gods.

The three of them had serious eyes and peculiar shapes. They also wore the long-lost, low-quality Kill Matt wigs, and they wore very energetic tight leather pants...

I saw in the picture, the head of the red team came in.

With a disdainful expression on his face, he stepped forward and patted Ding Dangmao's cheek, and said mockingly: "Yo yo yo, isn't this your brother Ding in society? We haven't seen you for a few days, so you're pulling it like this?"

I saw Ding Dangmao sneer.

He stretched out his hand and vigorously pushed the Red Head out of the video screen!

And exclaimed: "Go away!"

As soon as the voice fell, the music sounded, accompanied by random and inferior shaking and lighting effects, the three of them danced and swayed in the dynamic music...

tick dah dah dah~!tick tick tick ~! ??

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The video ends.

All those who knew the relevant background fell into silence after watching the video.

Some fans lit a cigarette for themselves tremblingly, but found that the flame was lit on the butt of the cigarette, and their hands were shaking slightly...

Boil!

Woo↗woo↘ what the hell is this! ?

Calm, calm, you must know that Ding Ge's videos have always been in this style, maybe there is a lot of information hidden in it, should I watch it again?

So he looked again.

And sincerely feel that his intelligence has been insulted.

Calm down, maybe I didn't feel the true meaning of the video...

With this thought in mind, the fan clicked on the comment area.

You know, the comment area of ​​Ding Dangmao's video has undergone a round of purification compared to before!In the past two months, his deeds have been reported on the news one after another, and many people watched his videos because they knew about this person...

Then the original comment area where the crowd danced, because of the crowding of many passers-by fans, the original comments were trampled down and replaced by all kinds of touted words, as well as 'Mom loves you', 'Husband supermarket me' Dining circle terms.

After that, I experienced the battle with Heizi again. Now the popular comments in the comment area are all high praises, plus the scolding battles on the hundreds, thousands or even tens of thousands of floors in the building!

Although, the total number of fans is greater than that of Heizi.

However, with the support of funds, Heizi is also short and powerful, and his combat power is fierce.

However, with the sending of this video, many people's brains went down on the spot, and the comment area and barrage became crowded again, and this time Sunspot had the upper hand.

For example, from the highest like comment with hundreds of thousands of likes, in order:

[I shouldn't have any expectations for you?]

[Whether it's your fans or innocent passers-by, they died because of you, but you post your mother's whole life video like a nobody, and don't mention a word about those who died for no reason; If it sounds nice, you don't forget your original intention. If you say it badly, you are a fucking bastard without a conscience]

[Thanks to Ding Zi for taking time out of his busy schedule to perfunctory us, and thank you for this video, which made me completely out of my mind; if I say something nice to you in the future, you are my father]

[Ding Pi is almost done, why are you still here to protect the master?Just how many meters?Mom's ten comments were reported and sent away nine. You like the guardian so much, I wonder if Ding Zi has lost any bones for you? ?]

[It can be seen from the video that you are a thing without bottom line]

[Brothers, scolding in the comment area is useless. In the future, this coercion and his team will take up an advertisement. We will just catch the advertiser and spray it. For a long time, no company has dared to ask him to cooperate with him to make an advertisement. source]

[I downvoted the video, brothers, did I do it right? ]

——Ding Dangmao put down the phone and raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction.

When he came back, the comment area changed to what he looked like in his previous life, reminding him of his hometown.

Sure enough, negative emotions are more intuitive than joy.

The more high-quality will be produced.

From the release of the video to the present, the power of intention has been rolling in continuously, and the progress bar of the treasure bag is quickly loading with the help of all parties.

Why don't you take advantage of this upsurge and release "Blame the Entertainment Industry 2.0" as well.

However, compared to Ding Dangmao's joy and comfort, the three people present did not quite understand Ding Dangmao's thoughts. Head Red brushed his mobile phone and looked at the comments in various forums and comment areas, and couldn't help but feel a little ashamed... ...

"Brother Ding, more and more people scold us."