I Have Doraemon's Treasure Bag

After confirming that everyone's eyes were focused on him, the next moment Xu Zhengan's figure disappeared on the spot and rushed to the podium at a speed of at least 60 meters per second, leaving an afterimage in people's field of vision.

That's right, this is a world of superpowers. In the eyes of elegant people who are separated from the masses, using superpowers anytime and anywhere is a symbol of status, and it is also the best way to cut off from those laity who don't understand the art of fart.

In less than a second, he was already standing firmly on the podium, and he picked up the microphone next to him, glaring at Ding Dangmao, and said solemnly: "This new member, I have a lot to say about you. Views."

He took the word 'new' very hard.

Among the power users of the same level, at least they still have to be ranked according to their seniority.

Everyone is a superpower. I am a junior and you are a freshman. I am the vice president and you are just a new member. I am a sidekick of the dignified Xu family and you are just a commoner!So you have to respect me!

"Hey, Vice President Xu, what kind of wind blows you up?"

Ding Dangmao didn't mean to have any stage fright, he secretly put the [efficiency-enhancing sugar] in his mouth, and then stimulated it with energy to make it melt faster——

At this moment, Ding Dangmao's speed suddenly increased!

Six times faster!

Deliberately suppressing his speed, Ding Dangmao, who was not running with all his strength, also reached a top speed of 60 meters per second. He flew off the stage and nimbly came with a wine glass and a bottle of beer, and then flipped back to the stage with a backflip. .

The whole process, his speed is also like an afterimage.

The audience exclaimed.

Unconsciously, they forgot the existence of their own president, and focused their attention on these two people, looking forward to what would develop between them.

You know, Vice President Xu is... tsk tsk.

And this newcomer's speech is terrific... tsk tsk.

They are actually the same superpower, but their personalities are completely different.

Born not to deal with belongs to is.

On the stage, Ding Dangmao also returned to the front of the stage steadily, and spit out the candy in his mouth back into the treasure bag. If there is an urgent matter, he will take it back. He is using the treasure bag now. more sophisticated.

In less than two seconds in total, Ding Dangmao had already placed the wine glass on the lecture table.

He poured wine skillfully and said enthusiastically: "This is the first time I saw a real person. I admired Vice President Xu so much, I thought that one day I could have a drink with you, Vice President Xu, to fulfill my wish."

This sentence made Xu Zhengan's eyelids jump.

Nimama, it looks like you still know me... Then don't you know, everyone in the club knows that I don't like beer, but only red wine!

"Is the vice president unwilling to drink with me?"

Ding Dangmao raised his brows: "Oh! I understand, playing a big game!"

When Xu Fushe heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

This guy is provoking me!

First of all, this banquet is outrageous!Has the president's brain been kicked by a donkey?Beer in a wine glass with carbonated drinks, and soda? !

Today, I was so angry that I was trembling with anger at this orientation meeting. How dare you give a speech on the podium that would make me angry with a cerebral hemorrhage. You are so bold - no, think about it carefully, I'm afraid this is intentional , just to make me lose my breath.

Now it's good, I really came up like this.

The camera is recording, but you can't reveal the stuff...

"I also ask this new member not to change the subject. There is no reason to drink on the podium. I only came up this time because of your drastic remarks. I hope to have a debate with you..."

"Oh, I see!"

Ding Dangmao suddenly exaggerated and interrupted him: "You don't like drinking beer, right? I heard that our vice president Xu has a western style and prefers Western red wine... .Wait! Be right back!"

Holding the candy, Ding Dangmao speeded up again and shot!

In the eyes of others, it is like a speeding car, it turned into an afterimage and ran to the stage in an instant, took two bottles of red wine in an instant, and flipped back to the stage.

pat!A bottle of red wine was placed in front of Xu Zhengan.

"Come on, let's blow on the bottle and have a good drink!"

Right...blow on the bottle?

Xu Zheng'an, angry!

You bloody commoner bastard!Even if you become a power user, you are still a douchebag... red wine!Is that what red wine is like? !

"This new member is very unfriendly."

He didn't smile, but if it weren't for the public, he would have slapped this guy's head with the wine bottle in his hand.

"I have also read your masterpiece, since everyone is a classmate, I won't beat around the bush, let's just say it... Your so-called works are just a bunch of videos that are like clowns, without any significance."

He didn't want to fall into the other's rhythm.

Instead, he opened the bottle, dropped the beer in the goblet, and then peeled off the cork of the red wine to pour out half a glass.

"Dancing in the cemetery, eating in urns, making an ice hole on the river in winter and jumping in, going to the street to pick up other people's pants, running into the crowd and yelling that you're an idiot... Oh, there are many, many more, and I can't finish talking for a while."

After taking a sip, he continued: "You invite me to drink with you, that's ok! But please also ask this new member to answer me properly, how much art is there in your works that are highly praised by the president to everyone? What is the significance of those so-called easy-to-understand works for the cultivation of social virtues?"

Seeing that the other party drank the red wine, Ding Dangmao said casually, "I put Viagra in the red wine."

"puff!!!"

Vice President Xu spit out all the red wine in his mouth on the spot.

The look he was holding just now collapsed.

"Just kidding, you don't really believe it, do you?"

Ding Dangmao saw that his words had caused the other party's image to collapse, so he took advantage of the victorious pursuit to peel off the cork of the red wine, and then really raised his head to the bottle, taking a huge mouthful under everyone's attention!

"Sugar-free, unpleasant, better carbonated drinks."

With a little force, he placed the red wine heavily on the table.

Boom!

It happened to interrupt Xu Zheng'an, who was about to have an attack, and let him hold back in one breath.

The sudden loud noise also made the spirit of the audience tense up.

"Art, work, meaning, Barabara... all I can say is, you're right, do you know why?"

On the stage, Xu Zhengan held his breath and said nothing.

Offstage, another vice-president, who had seen Xu Zhengan's displeasure, answered, "Why?"

Ding Dangmao deliberately cleared his throat and said:

"I asked the uncle downstairs in the community why he can live to be a hundred years old. He told me that the secret is not to argue with others. Even if the other party said that one plus one equals five, the uncle would smile and nod in agreement, 'You are right'. "

Chapter [*] Provocation and Superpower Contest (Part [*])

There was violent laughter from the audience.

Even with the group of people with Vice President Xu, some people almost couldn't hold back their laughter, but fortunately they covered their mouths in time and held it back.

President Lu also burst out laughing unabashedly, but no one noticed except his childhood sweetheart who stayed beside him.

It can be said that Xu Zhengan himself on the stage has no smile.

Even the blue veins burst out, a little unable to hold back.

He thought that this debate might be tit-for-tat, and in the style of this commoner's video, it was very likely that the mouth would be dirty... But what he didn't expect was that this guy didn't talk to himself at all.

It is completely different from the previous performance of the map cannon.

Of course, words that come out of your mouth are even more irritating than a mouthful of foul language.

"I know that the vice president Xu is the arrogance of the dignified Xu family, and it is normal to look down on ordinary people like me; besides, I just gave a little personal opinion before, and it was clearly stated in advance that it is only my personal opinion. I didn't expect you to be targeted by the vice president... I can't afford it, can I make it?"

His tone was pure and pure, as if he had suffered a great grievance.

Put the wine bottle on the table and get ready to go.

"Master Xu, you can say whatever you want to say on stage. I'll just step down and order a self-help and soft drink as soon as I'm a layman. I won't waste your time!"

lying trough-

You can not!Can't do this!

The camera is on, everyone is watching, you fucking ridiculed me with the map cannon, I was teased by you when I came on stage, and you were wronged and wanted to step down after the news spread to me. How to be human? !

Xu Zheng'an was only a junior, and he was only in his early twenties.

Young people, when their minds are excited, they will do irrational things!

"Wait! Come back! Make it clear—"

In an instant, Xu Zheng'an activated his super power, turned into an afterimage, and quickly came behind Ding Dangmao, thus blocking his retreat.

"You're making a false accusation out of thin air, I didn't rely on family power to deceive people!"

Without saying a word, Ding Dangmao took the candy into his mouth from the treasure bag.

At this moment, the world slowed down in Ding Dangmao's eyes.

His spirit was forced to be highly concentrated, because the [efficiency-enhancing sugar] had the effect of forcibly enhancing his attention, and the disadvantage was that after he determined a certain goal, his attention was highly concentrated, and his perception of the outside world was greatly reduced.. ....

To be precise, it is not a drop, but a neglect.

In study and work, this is an excellent positive effect; but in combat or life, this is a side effect.

To get rid of this side effect as much as possible, you have to set goals.

Just run around with you in the street, and then you can focus on your surroundings.

In Ding Dangmao's feelings, his state has not changed, but the whole world has slowed down, at least five or six times...

So he passed Xu Zheng'an and came behind him.

With his back to him, he spit the candy into the treasure bag again, and the world returned to normal in an instant.

"Ah, yes, yes, if you say no, it means no, so I'll go down first."

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Xu Zheng'an was stunned for such a short time, then Ding Dangmao teleported behind him.

Coupled with his lingering voice, it aroused Xu Zheng'an's desire to win.