I Have No Interest In Devil Fruit

   Chapter 813 Huh? ! (5000 words)

   "Brook, maybe you should ask Meili to change your face."

Lynch and the others walked on the street of the Flower City without any concealment. The "fantastic clothes" attracted the attention of the second. Brook's skull face is really easy to cause riots. The key point is that this guy is still very unconscious, and always likes to pass by. The kimono girl joins her side, politely trying to scare others to death.

  Brook was taken aback, "Huh? Change your face? Can Meili do this kind of thing?"

  The ship elf on Lynch’s shoulder was also taken aback, as if it didn’t know that it had such an ability.

  "A person who has been photographed by the mirror fruit can be mirrored on himself," Robin recalled, "but it is also possible to use a mirror to shine on another animal, disguising the animal as the mirrored counterpart."

   Pedestrians on the road hurriedly avoided. Lynch was like shopping. If nothing had happened, he said, “If the corpse is still an animal, right? It’s better to say that humans themselves are also a kind of animals.”

   "Mr. Lynch, it's a bit too much to say that." Brooke said casually, "Besides, just like Mr. Lynch is reluctant to change clothes, I don't want to change his face."

   Lynch smiled and said, "That's true."

   Brooke said, "If you change the look, what if you meet Captain Yankee and he doesn’t recognize me?"

  Robin asked: "That's your former captain, is he still alive?"

   Brooke said: "Maybe still alive? Somewhere in the sea."

   Lynch sighed: "Then, by today, the age is not too young."

  Brook also sighed, "Yes."

  A street vendor on the side of the road, the stall owner is using flint to start the fire, and the crackling sparks attracted the attention of Leiyun Yumir.

  A hand stretched out, and sparks appeared on Lynch’s palm, gradually turning into electric currents, and arcing violently. Ymir wearing glasses raised his head and saw Lynch smiling, as if asking "Would you like to eat?" Ymir nodded and leaned over. As a result, Lynch raised his hand, so it also Floating upwards, Lynch's hand wrapped around the arc drew it to the other side, so Ymir went around again...

   "It's them! Over there!" Suddenly, there was a riot in front, a group of officers and soldiers rushed over, and the crowd evaded.

  Robin and Lynch looked as usual. This kind of thing was expected when they entered the Flower City without any pretense.

When Brooke saw these men approaching menacingly, he didn't seem to recognize Mr. Lynch and Miss Robin, so he thought that if he could save their lives, he took the initiative and pulled out the black knife Qiushui on his waist. The cold air from Huangquan entangled in it. At the same time, behind Brooke appeared a faint green human figure that was invisible to the naked eye. He stretched out his hand to gently pluck Brooke's blade, and it sounded like a piano string...

   "Catch..." Before the warrior under the generals in front of him attacked, he suddenly became sleepy and fell slantingly on the side of the road, and fell asleep.

  The crowd was in an uproar, surprised, and did not understand what had happened.

   "Let's go over there." Robin pointed to another street, "It seems to be very lively." Her ears moved, as if she was listening to something, and suddenly smiled: "Where is Yuku?"

   "Huajie, is this inappropriate?" Lynch looked at her, one hand was swallowed by white clouds, Ymir squinted, as if very happy, sucking the arc made by Lynch's hand.

  Robin blinked, "Have you not been to Happy Street together before?"

   "Is there such a thing?"

   "Brook has gone." Robin reminded.

   "Walk." Lynch took Robin's hand, the two smiled at each other, and walked towards the flower street where geisha, wanderers, and prostitutes gathered in Youkuo.

  Ymir chased Lynch's hand and floated forward, Meili jumped onto the cloud of Ymir, raised her head and opened her mouth, looking around curiously. A piece of cherry blossoms fell and fell on its sailor hat, but it seemed to be very heavy and quickly passed through its phantom-like body, and gently fell on the pure white clouds...

  ……

  〖Flower City, Outskirts of the Tour Area〗

  〖An alley——〗

"Sister, don't be angry." A tall woman with long grass green hair **** in a Wano country-style bun squatted and grabbed the hand of a little girl with the same hair color. Definitely not, just approach them occasionally to get some information."

  "Are you coaxing the children?" Granulated sugar looked at her sister coldly, "Who is the older sister? Who is the younger sister?"

  "You. I'm my sister." Monet squeezed her sister's soft little hand, and found a little syrup of candied haws, took out the handkerchief, used Xuexue fruit's ability to melt a little water, and wiped off the sugar stains.

   Let her sister rub the sugar, snorted with satisfaction, stared at Monet's bulging chest under his kimono, and yelled: "You are so beautiful, so you go to dance and show off your hues for those disgusting men to see?"

   "Okay, okay, I was wrong." Monet put away his handkerchief.

   "Don't be okay, I was sick about that thing before!" The big sugar girl eyes flashed with cruelty and anger that did not match her appearance. She gritted her teeth and said, "Dog stuff runs fast..."

   "It's all like that, can you calm down, right?" The water buffalo posing as a carpenter worker came over.

  Sugar glared over, and the buffalo immediately retracted two steps.

  Monet changed the subject and said: "Where is your side, is there no news yet? With their style, as long as they come to this country of Wano, which is far more closed than the outside world, it will definitely cause——"

Before   Yue Nu's words were finished, there was a commotion outside.

The three of them walked out of the alley and saw a tall and handsome man who is more handsome than in the newspaper, a woman who is more beautiful and exaggerated than the newspaper, and a skeleton, a cloud, and a cloud. Little child. Such a group of people who are incompatible with the city of flowers walked through the street with a smile, talking and laughing, and went deep into the Yukaku where the famous oiran is located.

"what?!"

  Although they were still discussing Lynch and the others, they were surprised when they saw these people passing by around the corner abruptly.

  Especially Lynch.

At the nearest time, the street was only a few meters away from him, even if there were many passers-by who were talking about them in surprise, even if Lynch was chatting with the woman next to him and did not pay attention to them...Sugar, Monet , Buffalo saw his face and looked sideways, but couldn't help feeling a shudder from the bottom of his heart.

  Buffalo, can you stop trembling! Very annoying!

  Sugar's heart surged with anger, but the sound of fighting between teeth was so close. Is it myself shaking?

The noise on the Youkou Street returned like a tide. Monet's face was pale, his back pressed against the wall and slowly sat down. After confirming that Lin Qi and others had passed by, he let out a sigh and sighed bitterly. Said: "I saw him with my own eyes to know how terrifying this man is..." It was embarrassing, I didn't even have the courage to look at him more.

   is like a baby, observing a fierce dragon in secret, and looking at it for a while, the other party will open her indifferent eyes to withstand her, kill her, tear her up, and eat her.

The buffalo's face was pale, and his huge and fat body could not shrink into a ball at this moment. He turned his head and saw that his face was covered with white powder, Senor, who looked like a local kabuki, came over and murmured: "I'll say not to come. I'll just give up revenge, right? That Lynch is not something we can provoke right now... Even if the Young Master is resurrected, he will definitely have to die a second time..."

  Monet wanted to refute him, opened his mouth, but he didn't have the strength. Sugar wanted to scold him angrily, but didn't dare to speak easily, for fear that the sound of her teeth trembling would come out.

  Seneol’s face was whiter than the white kabuki makeup on his face, but his eyes took a firm step, “Anyway, since I’m here, since I’ve met them, I’ll take a look at it first.”

  ……

   "Little Zi! The poor monk is here to pick you up! The poor monk will take you away from the tour! Come live with the poor monk!"

   "Hahahaha! Really dare to say it! Is this monk crazy! Do you have the money to redeem the oiran?"

   "Of course! My money is on Xiao Zi's side, I have already redeemed her! Xiao Zi, you finally figured it out! They don't know our relationship, please explain to me—"

  "Didn't you say that you want to give the money to the little girl? The little girl has already spent it, thank you."

   "Hahahahaha! This old man actually thought that Xiaozi was in love with him! He was so laughing at me! Hahahaha..."

Youkuo, in front of the gorgeous building, an old monk with a patch on his robe knelt on the ground in tears. The oiran he begged for on the second floor came out and satirized him, and then returned again, never seen again. . The underworld thugs at the entrance of the brothel roared with laughter again, and even the passers-by onlookers laughed at the old monk who was in despair.

Sauron raised his head and glanced at the oiran who turned back to the house, and then glanced at the old monk who was crying on the ground. The crowd laughed and talked in his ears, saying that the old monk is responsible for his own sake, and that the wicked has its own wicked grind—say this sentence The person who talked seems to have been beaten by the people next to him——, why the old monk conspired with the arsonist and the timber dealer to make a lot of ill-gotten wealth for the family members who lost their loved ones in the fire because of the high funeral expenses...

   "Oh." Sauron sighed, dispelling the idea of ​​helping.

"what?!"

  A scream from Brook came from nearby, and the skull's face swished into the line of sight, "Mr. Sauron, why are you here? Didn't you go to find the samurai with Mr. Luffy?"

   "Brook, you don't need to ask about this kind of thing, right?" Lynch followed.

   "Oh?" Sauron looked at Lynch, Robin and Leiyun Yumir, "You are here too."

  Robin chuckled softly: "Sauron got lost, but he went to the Flower City before us."

   Lynch said: “Anyway, it’s agreed that this is the meeting place. It is also said that this kid got lost-although he is lost, he will hit the right place by mistake.”

   "Hey!" Sauron became furious, "When I can't hear you?"

   Brooke smiled and said, "Mr. Sauron changed this outfit, really like a local samurai."

  Sauron said: "This kind of clothes, in my home village, many people wear them during festivals."

   "Oh?" Robin was surprised.

  Aside, Lynch was looking up at the second-floor balcony where Oiran had just left, and Sauron also looked over.

On the balcony, a man in a kimono with a haircut resembling a dog's tail grass hanging in front of his forehead was staring at them--the slender eyes that seemed to never wake up were mostly blocked by the decorative wig in front of the forehead. He can still see a little bit of his stunned, bloodshot eyes. Kuang Si Lang leaned on the wooden fence and stared at the tall man in the crowd on the street.

  He was wearing the clothes of a foreigner, and there was a black iron rod floating beside him.

  His appearance, he has only seen the reward order once in the house of the general Orochi, but he will never remember or admit it.

It's him! The world's number one big pirate with a bounty of 5 billion, a ripple messenger even more terrifying than Kaido... Lynch!

what! ?

  This kind of dangerous person, one of the best in the sea, how did he suddenly come to the country of Wano? !

  The other party’s eyes seemed to be able to see through all of his disguise, as if a heavy fist penetrated his pupil into the back of his head, and the mad stalwart did not lose his attitude until he was forced to hold it. His temples were unknowingly wet, and a ray of cold sweat was dripping.

Vaguely more terrible pressure than Kaido, pressing on him invisibly, Mad Deathman was about to uncontrollably pull out the saber around his waist, only by doing this can he give himself even a little sense of security...Fortunately, it seems that Lynch He just raised his head and glanced at himself casually, then withdrew his gaze, and continued to chat with a few people around him.

   Grumbling, Kuang Si Lang swallowed and swallowed, and looked down, the fence had been broken by his grip at some point.

  The old monk who was deceived by the oiran of all his belongings was still crying in front of the door. The madman was so upset that he was not in the mood to talk with him, waved his hand and asked his subordinates to chase him away, while he walked back into the house slightly chaotically.

  Crazy Death Lang seems to be a samurai under Mitsuki Mida’s real identity?

Lynch raised his head and glanced, thinking about this when he retracted his gaze, but he only had "BIB" arms on his body. Without the "BIB" visor, he would not be able to call the memory bank of the avatar-forget it, anyway. It wasn't a big deal either, and Lynch didn't take it very seriously. Suddenly, I heard the noise of the crowd who had gradually dispersed again.

   "It smells so bad!"

   "Who! Put this stinky dog ​​into this undefiled street!"

  "Quickly leave!!!"

  The crowd was rioting, but they yelled and drove away some stinky dog, but they avoided faster than anyone else. Sauron and Brook looked over and found that it was actually a filthy puppy, especially its mouth, full of feces. He staggered towards this side-Brooke said: "The puppy wants to see the oiran too? Ouch." This joke is obviously not funny, Brooke caused public anger, but seeing his honor, everyone's complexion changed and they took two steps back.

  Sauron had been prepared to stop the dog from hitting the only woman in his own person, but he was about to hold the knife but grabbed it, remembering that Hedao Yiwen was snatched by an annoying guy, so he was speechless for a while. It just so happened that the puppy with a mouthful of feces, as if hitting an invisible wall, stopped 20 meters away from them.

so far so good. Sauron breathed a sigh of relief, after all, he didn't want to swing a knife at such a ghost.

   Robin was suddenly surprised: "What is it doing?"

   "Hey, why are you knocking your head?" Lin Qi watched in surprise at the puppy that had stopped twenty meters away towards them. He stopped his head frequently, and the dog's head hit the ground, making a bang bang bang.

  Brook said strangely: "Are you kowtow to us?"

   Sauron said: "Do you want to catch it and see why?"

  "This..." A few people thought for a while, and looked at the puppy with its mouth full of feces. Although a little puzzled about its bewildering behavior, let's forget it.

  The puppy kowtowed a few heads, turned around twice as if reluctantly, and left as if he fled, causing another riot in the crowd.

However, Sauron noticed that the running track of the puppy was very strange, like just now, it seemed to hit something from time to time. Once hit, it would keep kowtow, then continue running, keep on kowtow... After easily not kowtow, Robin shook his head and lifted the eye of the flower sent to the corner. The puppy rushed into the toilet of someone else's house and was beaten out.

  ……

  "Didn't you say that you want to give the money to the little girl? The little girl has already spent it, thank you."

  Oiran's red lips spit out a puff of cigarette, holding a pipe on the second floor, leaving a frivolous and indifferent sentence, turning back to the house, leaving the old monk crying and begging at the door of the prostitute.

  As soon as the door was closed, the oiran sighed, put the cigarette gun aside, knelt down on the cushion, poured a cup of tea, listened to the noise outside, drank the tea coldly.

  Wow! Bang. The sound of footsteps behind him seemed a little messy compared to the usual calmness, and the oiran frowned slightly. The cold expression on her face dissipated, replaced by the usual soft smile, and looked up to see the crazy dead man sitting across the coffee table.

  Kuang Shi Lang, formerly known as Denjiro, was one of the samurai who was once the retainer of his father Mitsutsu Mida.

For more than ten years, he disguised as the underworld boss of the capital of flowers, replacing the vacancy left after the disappearance of Leopard Goro, gathered underworld forces secretly, opened up contacts and approached the usurper general Heitan Orochi, who was his mother, Guangyue, 19 years ago. Preparing for the day of prophecy. The Kinemon and others, who are waiting to travel through 19 years, are waiting for the hope of saving Wano country.

  The tea cup is steaming, and the leaves are floating in the cup. The oiran Xiaozi, formerly known as Guangyue Rihe, raised his eyes and looked at the crazy death man. His face was pale, his head was sweating, and he seemed a little bit unconscious.

  Since he didn't speak, Xiao Zi didn't ask much.

   was silent for a long time, Kuang Si Lang settled his mind, suddenly said: "That matter, I will check again."

   Xiao Zi calmly said: "Last time I just came back empty-handed, disappointed. Next time, it may be a real trap. We are not the only ones who know the prophecy left by my mother. Orochi, Kaido, they all know."

  "Prophecy..." Crazy Death murmured, and once again remembered the prophecy that Mrs. Shi left about 19 years later on the day when Oda Castle was on fire 19 years ago.

  He said with difficulty: "No matter what, we can't give up. Day--"

   "My name is Xiao Zi." The oiran smiled softly, "Mr. Crazy Death."

  (End of this chapter)