I have the best bloodline.

“.This should be a good thing, right?” Su Yan teased Zhou You with a suppressed smile.

“What a bullshit! Look at their bear-like appearance. You might as well cut my neck with a knife instead of asking me to serve an old catfish spirit.” Zhou You refuted Su Yan’s teasing unhappily.

Zhou You ran to the Flower City. Two Jindan catfish spirits and several foundation-building silver carp and bighead carp in the field gradually stopped chasing and looked at the Jindan cultivators led by Su Yan and Luanming County Lord on the top of the city.

“Even if Zhou goes far this time, we will accept the betrothal gifts for the time being. Don’t think you can escape. Sooner or later we will catch you and marry you!”

The catfish spirit did not continue to move forward to capture Zhou You, because the Flower Demon Clan and the Flower Human Clan had signed a peaceful coexistence agreement many years ago. The Flower Demon Clan was not allowed to kill and cause chaos in the Human Clan city, and the Human Clan was not allowed to kill, sell, or have sex with the Flower Area Demon Clan for no reason.

The Zhou family should not be caught, so the catfish spirit could only say something harsh with an unhappy face, asking Zhou You to bring more people with him when he goes out in the future and be careful when walking at night.

"Are you getting married? You are simply preparing to catch me and treat me as an animal, bah!" Zhou You supported his hands on Su Yan's shoulders, tiptoed, and passionately sprayed the catfish spirits in the air, asking each other about the family tree and relatives.

"By the way, do you want to eat cakes? When we went to the Chiwang Mansion this morning, we happened to meet a senior who invited us to Luoheju for a meal. I packed a lot of cakes and iced sugar water for everyone."

Su Yan ignored Zhou You who was cursing in the street, turned his head to look at Luanming County Master and Feng Shiqi, and invited them to taste cakes in the courtyard of the government office later.

And, by the way, tell them that Bai Ze's remains will pass by the flower area soon.

It doesn't matter whether you can touch Bai Ze or not, Su Yan likes to see martial arts movies with fists and flesh.

"There are also gifts for Brother Zhou, but the contents of the gifts may be quite crazy."

Su Yan looked at Zhou You, who was supporting his shoulders and spraying catfish spirits in the field, and said:

"We also saw a strange beast today. The strange beast is called Dang Kang. It looks like a pig with long teeth. It is very delicious when it is seen."

"Pah!"

After Zhou You spitted at the catfish spirits, he eagerly pulled Su Yan's arm and invited everyone to buy some fine wine before going home.

Compared with the bad behavior of the catfish spirits, Zhou You is now more interested in the strange beast Dang Kang mentioned by Su Yan.

He quickly bought good wine and food, and prepared to invite his good brother Su Yan to have a drink and tell his story. He could also describe Dang Kang according to what Su Yan said, and then write down its innate magical powers and stories.

Su Yan was also happy to share this, and called the fairy doctor to come over for afternoon tea.

However, as Su Yan continued to talk, the expression on Zhou You's cheek changed slightly.

From excited to dumbfounded, and finally to a dead heart and a dull face.

"That is to say, in the next few days, the remains of Bai Ze, one of the ten witches of the Immortal Country, will pass by the Red King's Mansion?"

Zhou You held his head with a painful face, and said in agony: "Brother Su, why didn't you remind me? If I had known about this earlier, I wouldn't have scolded the catfish spirits' family tree just now."

Although the catfish spirit's mother was not seen, her children all had the Jindan stage cultivation. As a mother, the big catfish spirit had at least the Yuanying stage cultivation.

His words just now scolded the whole family of the catfish spirit. If he went out of the city to watch one of the ten witches of the Immortal Country now, it was still unclear whether he could buy a ticket to the spectator seat, but the catfish spirit family would definitely put a sack over his head and make him one of their family members.

Spring is so annoying, especially when facing those demons who are full of love.

Zhou You thought for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth, stomped his feet and squeezed out three words from his teeth: ".I did it!"

Isn't it just sacrificing chastity? Take it if you love it!

In order to see the legendary Ten Witches of the Undead Country, and they may be the strongest Ten Witches, Zhou You really gave it his all!

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Chapter 202 "Face"

After eating cakes in the courtyard of the government office, everyone started their own work. Fairy Medicine and Qingya went to the dressing building to make some emergency pills and powders for distribution to the craftsmen who were doing spring plowing and reconstruction work. Often doing hard work will inevitably cause some bumps and bumps, so Fairy Medicine prepared some pain-relieving and blood-dissolving powders for everyone.

Luanming County Master and Feng Shiqi also returned to the front hall to start the reconstruction registration work, but compared with the workers who were busy until the early morning yesterday, there were slightly fewer people going to the government office to prepare for registration today.

Zhou You and Su Yan were on vacation today. Su Yan strolled into the kitchen and was busy with his own things, while Zhou You sat in the pavilion and did some ideological work for himself.

Should he go out of the city to see the legendary Bai Ze, or choose to stay in the flower office honestly.

Zhou You was still deeply entangled, and secretly sighed that he was unlucky and mean. Wouldn't it be better to be happy secretly after getting the advantage? Why was he so mean and offended the whole family of the catfish spirit?

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"Chew, chew, chew"

In the kitchen, Su Yan cleared the island that originally held fruits and vegetables, and placed a polished and oil-soaked smooth board on it, on which were placed the primary processed fig gum and stone mortar.

In addition, there were jars of sugar powder, osmanthus powder, chrysanthemum powder, and some peach blossom, jasmine, chicken tongue incense and other medicinal powders that Su Yan had just ground by hand.

Su Yan is preparing the formula of chewing gum, corresponding to different customers. Some customers who pursue cost-effectiveness can choose cheap chewing gum, which is fig gum mixed with chicken tongue powder and powdered sugar.

The price of this product is about one penny for three pills. Compared with the cost price, it is certainly profitable but not much, so on this basis, Su Yan greatly reduced the flavor of chicken tongue, mixed pollen with powdered sugar in proportion to increase the flavor, and made This is a flower-flavored chewing gum that girls and ladies will love.

As well as high-end goods made from Lingzhi powder.

Although chewing gum recipes vary, the chewing gum raw materials must contain fig gum, powdered sugar, and chicken tongue flavor to neutralize the sweetness, so that the sweetness will not be too prominent and cover up the fragrance of other added flavoring powders.

Su Yan heated the fig gum over water, took out the fig gum that melted under water, kneaded all the mixed powder into the gum, divided it into pieces, put it in his mouth, chewed it, and wrote down his impressions after tasting it with charcoal pen.

"Well, the basic version is similar to the osmanthus fragrance, but it may lack some gimmicks."

Su Yan put down the pencil and charcoal and looked at the finished products on the table. He raised his hands and swept them all into the bowl, ready to take them out for his friends to taste. A bold idea gradually formed in his mind.

Because it was so bold, Su Yan couldn't make up his mind for a while.

"Sister Junxia, ​​come and try my chewing gum."

Su Yan brought a bowl to the front hall and handed it to County Lord Luanming and Feng Shiqi, asking them to comment on it.

"good!"

When County Master Luanming saw the chewing gum in the bowl, he didn't feel unfamiliar. He raised his hand, picked up a yellow one, threw it into his mouth and held it for a while, using the temperature of his mouth to soften the fig gum that had become a little hard after cooling.

Su Yan came up with the idea for the research and development of chewing gum on his own, and then everyone worked together to prepare the tools and develop the basic chewing gum in the kitchen.

Therefore, County Master Luanming didn't find anything strange when he saw chewing gum, and he even knew how to eat it.

"Is it a new flavor? It feels pretty good. The slight spiciness numbs the perception of sweetness in the mouth. The aroma in the mouth escapes during chewing and is fed back to my mind through the nasal cavity."

County Lord Luanming savored the fragrance of osmanthus in his mouth and marveled at Su Yan's clever idea to choose the more pungent chicken tongue fragrance to cover up the sweetness of powdered sugar and fig gum and the earthy smell of dried osmanthus.

“A little spicy.”

Feng Shiqi ate the basic chewing gum, and the large amount of chicken tongue flavor stimulated her tongue.

"I'm also satisfied with the taste of the chewing gum, but it still feels like it's a gimmick. After all, our products are relatively fresh."

Su Yan lowered his voice and said to the two of them: "So I came up with a bad idea, that is, our chewing gum is actually made by beautiful girls, so that girls can buy our chewing gum with confidence and attract a little bit. Some stubborn male customers.”

"That's what I think, but I don't know if using such a banner will have any adverse effects."

"Forehead"

County Lord Luanming was stunned for a moment, with a slightly surprised expression on his face. Then he chuckled, picked up the chewing gum on the table, raised it, and was stunned:

"All fellow Taoists, all look towards me."

The monks who were squatting in the front hall, scratching their heads and filling in the form of participation in post-disaster reconstruction, all looked at Magistrate Hua who was slapping the gavel and not knowing what was going on.

"Here are some gums for cleaning teeth. My beautiful sister personally kneaded them one by one for me to taste. Do you want to taste my sister's craftsmanship? But after tasting it, you need to Write a 300-word review.”

The monks who stayed in the official offices to fill out forms were basically semi-literate monks. They had a lot of brute force, but their writing skills were very poor. It was common to forget to write when they picked up their pens and scratched their heads and ears.

Filling out hundreds of words in the form made them miserable.

Asking them to write a short essay of 300 words is just as satisfying as giving them a slap in the face.

"I--"

As soon as County Lord Luanming finished speaking, a monk sitting on the steps filling out a form with a mask of pain on his face immediately raised his hand to sign up for County Lord Luanming's food survey.

The monk directly took off the mask of pain, ran to the desk in front of the counter, looked at the chewing gum in the bowl with a hopeful look on his face, and asked the Lord Luanming:

"Is it really possible to taste it with only 300 words of perception? Is there no need to charge extra?"

"Yes, three hundred words are enough, but the quantity is limited and one person can only taste one." County Lord Luanming said.

"Then I'm welcome." The monk chose a piece of peach blossom-flavored chewing gum that was slightly pink, followed the instructions of County Master Luanming to eat it, softened the chewing gum with the heat of his mouth, and chewed it with a happy face:

"How can time be so delicious? The slightly sweet fragrance of flowers is like nectar after a long drought. It infiltrates down the throat into the lungs and heart, and finally..."

The semi-literate man chewing gum was like a scholar and poet at this moment. He compared his experience of chewing gum to the process of getting to know each other and fell in love. His face was full of intoxication and he sang full of sour prose.

When one person spoke, the other monks also rushed to the desk to eat chewing gum.

Without exception, they all agreed to County Lord Luanming's almost stringent conditions for writing essays.

County Lord Luanming looked sideways at Su Yan, smiled helplessly and said through the message:

"Half of your worries are unnecessary. Girls may worry about the intimacy between men and women, but most male monks are not interested in those. Some men may even be willing to pay more for them if they know that they are made by beauties themselves."

Luanming County Lord said, and slammed the gavel again, and said seriously: "Just now, I received a message from my good sister, asking me how the chewing gum tastes, and whether the size of the chewing gum made by her husband is standard?"

"?"

The monk who was chewing vigorously turned his head to look at Luanming County Lord with a strange face, and then a "Puh, Puh, Puh" sound of spitting things immediately sounded in the front hall of the government office.

Some monks took out kettles to rinse their mouths, and those who didn't have kettles even took out knives to scrape their tongues.

Su Yan: "."

Are you all so real? We are all men, why do we have to embarrass each other?

I washed my hands when I was rubbing chewing gum, and there was still a layer of water film on my hands! Bastard!

Chapter 203 The highest attainment of combining medical skills and wood magic

"It's real, it's really real, the real version of a beautiful woman stepping on wine yeast and a rough man stepping on pickled cabbage."

Su Yan complained about those monks with a face full of complaints. He was thinking about how to improve the hygiene standards. He even installed a suspended ceiling in the kitchen to prevent the tiles from falling dust, and the kitchen table was replaced with a smooth board for skating. You actually care whether the chewing gum is kneaded by a man or a woman!

After seeing the faces of the monks, Su Yan immediately dispelled his doubts in his heart, and planned to buy a few crystals to record how his chewing gum was kneaded after the magic weapon shop in Flower City opened for business.

"It seems that I am worrying too much. They don't care about hygiene at all. They only care about the beauty and ugliness of the handmade pastry chef."

Su Yan's cognition was refreshed again, and the memory of the previous life that had long been dead suddenly awakened and began to attack the brain.

I don't know which dynasty, but those officials seemed to like to use the shoes of beautiful women as wine holders, put wine glasses in them and start tasting wine. After seeing the ugly faces of the monks, this memory that had long died in the previous life began to attack Su Yan's head crazily.

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Su Yan picked up the bowl with a dull look, returned to the kitchen and began to clean up the island. After putting away all his experimental recipe books, he turned into a fox again and lay in the courtyard with a thoughtful face, turning up his belly to bask in the sun.

"Brother Su, what are you thinking about? Come and have a drink to relieve your worries."

Zhou You, who was sitting in the pavilion making a decision, saw Su Yan's thoughtful expression, and couldn't help but sneered and asked Su Yan to come over and have two drinks to relieve his worries.

"I'm not thinking about anything, but some dead memories in my head are attacking me, so embarrassing that I can dig a manor on the ground with my toes."

Su Yan saw Zhou You calling him, shook his head to get rid of those strange memories, and waved his hand to show that he was not interested in drinking.

Although Su Yan was basking in the sun, he was also waiting for Qingya who was busy. He wanted to ask her something in person.

Qingya claimed to be a wide-eared fox, but she could see the ghost of Emperor Wusheng, which proved that she actually had the blood of the nine-tailed fox, but she could not fully observe the existence of the secret sister Ai'er.

She was very likely a member of the Nightmare Town, but after Qingya introduced herself, Sister Ai'er might think that everyone belonged to the same camp and did not continue to attack.

Su Yan's impression of the members of the Nightmare Town was that they might be very powerful and mysterious, but the final outcome was not a good death. This sentence was said by the former leader of the Nightmare Town sect in the Central Province.

Even the Holy Mother of the Ten Directions of the Nurtured All Spirits said so, which shows how deep the water of the Nightmare Town method is.

If Qingya really practiced this method, Su Yan felt that he should persuade Qingya, quote classics, and persuade her to give up the members of the Nightmare Town who made people die a bad death through the quotations of the Holy Mother of the Ten Directions of the Nurtured All Spirits.

The leader of your Nightmare Sect has said that those who practice Nightmare will not die well, so why are you still practicing it foolishly!

Regarding the Nightmare Method, Su Yan actually had doubts and curiosity in his heart, but the answers he wanted to know were all from Emperor Wusheng, and Su Yan obviously could not ask Emperor Wusheng directly.

Because Su Yan could clearly hear the sadness in Emperor Wusheng's words. In addition to Emperor Xia Yu and Empress Su, something else should have happened before.

Although Su Yan is a fox, he is not stupid and has no intention of committing suicide. Since ancient times, it seems that few guys who like to open other people's wounds can jump and live to the end of their lives.

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Su Yan took a short rest on the lawn until the evening, and finally saw Qingya coming out of the dressing building.

Su Yan maintained the appearance of a fox and caught up with Qingya who was about to walk to her dormitory in three or two steps.

"Is Sister Qingya free?"