I, Jingliu, the Fatui Executor

The two of them were so busy that they had to go out to buy things.

"So the two guests are here to buy things, so we can talk."

Jingliu found Dolly's location based on the mark he left on her.

But as soon as Dolly saw Jingliu and Columbia, she immediately ran away, as if she had misunderstood something.

Jingliu was speechless when he saw this, and he went over to grab Dolly and explained his purpose.

As soon as Dolly heard that Jingliu and Columbia were here to do business, she immediately put on another mask with a smile on her face.

"Then what do you think we are?"

Listening to Jingliu's words, Dolly poked her hand helplessly: "As a businessman, you will always offend some people on the road. Don't you think you are sent by those people to kill me?"

"Plus your temperament, you are masters at a glance, of course I will run away."

"Otherwise, I don't know how my life was lost." Dolly spread her hands, and seemed to be really scared.

The first step of the merchant code is to pat the other party's butt to make it comfortable, so that the customer will be very happy when buying things.

"Okay, stop flattering, I'm looking for you to buy something." Jingliu said lightly, obviously not affecting Dolly's flattery.

"What things, what things, don't worry, I have everything here."

"As long as the customer has enough Mora, I can get you anything on the continent of Teyvat." Dolly poked her hand and smiled, looking at Jingliu with fiery eyes.

If she hadn't known that the passion in Dolly's eyes was for Mora, Columbia would have slapped her.

"Canned knowledge, you have it, right?" Jingliu asked Dolly lightly, not taking Dolly's eyes seriously.

"Canned knowledge." Dolly thought for a moment, then looked at Jingliu and Columbia, pretending to be puzzled and said:

"Selling canned knowledge is illegal in Xumi, I usually only sell it to acquaintances, after all, this is a very sensitive thing..."

"Double Mora."

"This..." Listening to Jingliu's words, Dolly was obviously a little hesitant, but in order to stick to the principles of a businessman, she still didn't agree.

"Ten times Mora."

"Okay, guest, please follow me, we'll find a secret place." When Dolly heard ten times Mora, the sky and earth on her face were about to overflow.

"Did you... bring Mora?" Columbia looked at Dolly who was jumping happily in front of her, and whispered to Jingliu.

"No, when did I bring Mora?" Jingliu said as a matter of course.

"Then you...?"

"I just said ten times Mora, when did I say I would pay?" Jingliu asked back.

"Columbia, you have to remember. We Fatui are a villain organization in all the countries in Teyvat. Since it is a villain organization, it is natural to do things that villains would do."

"Paying money, is it something a villain should do?"

"You want to rob?"

"What rob?" Jingliu listened to Columbia's words and was a little unhappy.

"I call this 'borrowing', how ugly it is to say rob."

Columbia: ...

Okay, whatever you say is right. It's not "rob", it's "borrow".

...

"Huh, guest, what kind of canned knowledge do you want?" Dolly brought Jingliu and Columbia to a very remote place.

Then she took a few canned knowledge and placed them in front of her, and said confidently:

"I, Dolly, can guarantee that I can get you most of the canned knowledge in Xumi, so just say it, even if there is none, I can get it for you."

"I... um... I have a friend." Jingliu was about to speak, but felt a little embarrassed, and then changed the subject and brought out the classic phrase "I have a friend".

Although this sentence would probably be guessed directly in the three-dimensional world, this is the continent of Teyvat, a two-dimensional world, and there is no such stalk, so Dolly believed it.

On the contrary, Columbia on the side looked at Jingliu with a puzzled expression.

"When did Jingliu have an extra friend? Why didn't I know?"

Columbia was very confused in her heart, but as Jingliu said the next words, Columbia also looked at her with a speechless expression.

"I have a friend who doesn't know Teyvat's writing. So... is there any canned knowledge that can be learned with one click?"

"Canned knowledge of Teyvat's writing

...It seems to be there, let me look for it. "Dolly thought for a while, and it seemed that she did have this thing, then she looked in her treasure bag and took out a can of knowledge.

After taking out the can of knowledge, Dolly handed it to Jingliu, asking him to check the goods, and then pretended to be distressed and said:

"The knowledge in it can allow people to learn all the characters on Teyvat with one click."

"I don't need to say more about the importance of characters."

"If you are not my guests, I will not take it out."

"How about this, I don't want your ten times Mora, a fixed price..." Dolly stretched out two fingers.

"Twenty million Mora!"

"This is a special price for friendship, I won't give it to others at this price."

Jingliu, Columbia:?

"Okay. "Listening to Dolly's words, Jingliu's face did not change at all, he nodded calmly, as if he really didn't care about the 20 million Mora.

Dolly listened to Jingliu's agreement, and her expression did not change, but a sea of ​​flowers had already blossomed in her heart.

And Jingliu also saw through Dolly's appearance, and sneered in his heart. Do you really think you don't know anything? A thing worth 500,000, sold to me for 20 million, Dolly is not as cunning as a profiteer.

No, the word profiteer is not worthy of appearing on Dolly.

It's also a special friendly price. You'd be lucky if you didn't break your legs if you sold it at this price.

But it doesn't matter how much Mora Dolly says, anyway, I won't pay it.

"Then this distinguished guest, may I ask how we pay with?" Dolly was a little impatient at this time, and her expression almost couldn't hold back.

"What to pay with." Jingliu drew a smile on his lips and put away the canned knowledge in his hand.

"Why not... cancel the payment..."

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